Dan & Phil Part 13: So Bored That This Is Our Thread Name

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swofro wrote:
hunnyftw wrote:I'm a crusty sponge.
No honey, you are a sad dimple.
I am talking about your rank, in case my joke is too farfetched and lame.
Imo lame jokes are the best jokes. And you're right, a sad sad dimple indeed.

Also, I don't know how to vote. There are many good suggestions despite the drought. Good job everyone
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I voted for "Is this tour over yet" cause i'm bitter :sideeye: jk ... not really
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:lol: I'm really late to reply but now I'll never see the same again. Oh well.
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they're not even trying, are they? I get it, they only have a couple of seconds for each person so its "hello.selfie.sign book.bye" but this is sad. Is it really that much effort to write something thats not cereal and/or houseplant related? :x
This is why I am so bored of the tour now! They need to mix it up a little, their go to answers have been dogs, popcorn and cereal. I am honestly counting down the days until it's over (& then they come home and take 2 weeks off because they're tired and need to sleep for ages) and we get back to a bit of normality. I definitely voted for the 'is the tour over yet' thread name option, high five to whoever suggested it.
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IckleMissMayhem wrote: #IDBEurovision
It's usually IckleMissMayhem, me and/or Poe and/or bluebox-away there ='D.

Not a constant stream of blabber but super fun .
Noted, totally should have realised sooner! We did talk about it!

How have we nearly filled 40 pages when nothing has happened? Voted for dragon dildos (which keeps auto correcting to discos) and plant sex. Didn't see "is the tour over yet", would have totally voted for that one.
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Kathrynxjane wrote:How have we nearly filled 40 pages when nothing has happened? Voted for dragon dildos (which keeps auto correcting to discos) and plant sex. Didn't see "is the tour over yet", would have totally voted for that one.
"Dan & Phil Part 14: Is This Tour Over Yet?" is one of the options!
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Phil, i swear to any deities you care to name I WILL track you down and smack you upside the head SO damn hard!!!!!!! :sideeye:
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oqua wrote:
Kathrynxjane wrote:How have we nearly filled 40 pages when nothing has happened? Voted for dragon dildos (which keeps auto correcting to discos) and plant sex. Didn't see "is the tour over yet", would have totally voted for that one.
"Dan & Phil Part 14: Is This Tour Over Yet?" is one of the options!
I saw it afterwards :sobs: :sobs:
IckleMissMayhem wrote:Phil, i swear o god i WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND SMACK YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD so damn hard!!!!!!!
Oh look another food tweet....#Boringnow
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IckleMissMayhem wrote:Phil, i swear o god i WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND SMACK YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD so damn hard!!!!!!!
I feel (and hope) that Phil is just trolling us at this point. :lol:
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Phil tweeting about emojis what's new ? :lol:

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Of course it was made for Dan, how cute :roll: :lol:
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That's pretty sweet.
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SquishPhan wrote: That's pretty sweet.
Nope. He's not getting off the hook that easily. :sideeye:
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NarrysCanary wrote:Phil tweeting about emojis what's new ? :lol:

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Of course it was made for Dan, how cute :roll: :lol:
Wish I could find it cute but all I can hear is the phrase 'black like my/his soul!!1!'
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IckleMissMayhem wrote:Phil, i swear to any deities you care to name I WILL track you down and smack you upside the head SO damn hard!!!!!!! :sideeye:
Unstan!
NarrysCanary wrote:Phil tweeting about emojis what's new ? :lol:

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Of course it was made for Dan, how cute :roll: :lol:
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IckleMissMayhem wrote:Phil, i swear to any deities you care to name I WILL track you down and smack you upside the head SO damn hard!!!!!!! :sideeye:
please Phil nooooo...
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spaceguitar wrote: Wish I could find it cute but all I can hear is the phrase 'black like my/his soul!!1!'
I didn't find it that cute to be fair, that was a pretty easy thing to say to make the most hardcore shippers out there breakdown.

Does Phil usually say those kind of stuff ?
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That platonic handshake emoji is made for their platonic friendship.

But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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Philip, you know you are doing it wrong when danphil333 disapprove.
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You were doing so well Phil..so well...with your nice selfies and landscape pictures...
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I didn't believe it at first because those emojis look fake to me but I looked it up and it's real! The black heart is totally perfect for Dan, lol. It was cute of Phil to point that out but nothing #phanconfirmed level cute
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danphil333 wrote:
please Phil nooooo...
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*hits imaginary thanks button'

they have to be trolling at this point. surely their lives are more exciting than just food tweets constantly.
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Instead of trolling us they should upload something that'd be nice, please
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When I got the notif and started reading the tweet I thought he was talking about the rainbow heart emoji. That would have been surprising tho!
But pancakes...AGAIN...PHIL!! :sideeye:
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Done with studying, came here and what do I see? Dragon dildos and romantic attraction to plants. I love you guys
I am now hyper aware of the fact that there is a dildo that looks like THE Poe and my name here is Poe.. I can't look at myself the same ever again
Can they just post something? Anything?? Even a random 5 seconds video. I would watch it on repeat for minimum 30 times until I feel somewhat satisfied with the (nonexistent) content. Dan, Phil, if you're lurking here PLEASE DO SOMETHING.
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