Dan & Phil Part 24: I got moist for you, Phil

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yallneedtostop wrote:
Lurktacularr wrote:
yallneedtostop wrote:
fancybum wrote:
alittledizzy wrote: It's the same voice Dan used when he said "Well done, Phil" in the liquid nitrogen meringue japhan instagram.
And the 'you living flop' during the pancake flipping, just a low affectionate mutter.


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You better unroll them eyes kid or you gon get wrekt

To anyone who seriously think Dan dgaf about Phil hurting himself (i.e. not many of you) he only smacked a suitcase jesus christ. He clearly wasn't hurt and I dare say he does shit like that hourly from what he tells us. How often would Dan have to take that kind of small bullshit seriously if he didn't laugh it off a bit??

LETS DO THE MATHS.

16 waking hours x 7 days a week x 52 weeks a year x 7 years = 40,768

Think my concern would have run out by now too.


Darling, idk who the hell you think you're talking to but I'm just going to assume you're young and not worry about it.


anyway.... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Jeez, did you give away your sense of humour with your dowry? :roll:
I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is talk shit on IDB
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yallneedtostop wrote:

You think i got that kinda time!!!!!??????
Then again, if you don't have time, why are you here ?
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missemma wrote:We are all here for people to express their opinions, some may differ from your own and that is okay. Just play nicely please. There is no need to post to try and antagonise others, this is not the place for that. Maybe familiarise yourself with the forum rules.
Quoting this since it ended up on the bottom of the last page, and it's exceedingly relevant to the current conversation.
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What is even going on right now :lol:

[insert obligatory "omggggg if ur relly phil den post seekrit messg on tweetr so we see trooth!!1!11!!"]

Personally I don't think he was apathetic, more like unsurprised As a fellow klutz I know the exasperated sigh all too well

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NarrysCanary wrote:
yallneedtostop wrote:

You think i got that kinda time!!!!!??????
Then again, if you don't have time, why are you here ?
You just went from like 4 posts to 15 in about as many minutes - you got plenty of time
I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is talk shit on IDB
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I think there's far too much analysis of two phrases Dan uttered that don't amount to more than 3 seconds. I think it's just one of many incidents in their lives that doesn't amount to hill of beans...

Now ... the timing of the tweet/video is far more interesting than the actual video IMO
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missemma wrote:
yallneedtostop wrote: There's no issue. I just don't see how he apparently sounded fond. He couldn't care less that phil hurt himself lmao
I agree, I don't think he sounded fond either. To me he sounds done with the whole situation (not that it really matters mind you).

We are all here for people to express their opinions, some may differ from your own and that is okay. Just play nicely please. There is no need to post to try and antagonise others, this is not the place for that. Maybe familiarise yourself with the forum rules.

I am definitely a not 'antagonizing' anyone lol. it's not that serious. i'm just here eating my dominos having a little fun. Ya'll ever heard of it?
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Lurktacularr wrote:
yallneedtostop wrote:
Lurktacularr wrote:
yallneedtostop wrote:
fancybum wrote:
alittledizzy wrote: It's the same voice Dan used when he said "Well done, Phil" in the liquid nitrogen meringue japhan instagram.
And the 'you living flop' during the pancake flipping, just a low affectionate mutter.


:roll:
You better unroll them eyes kid or you gon get wrekt

To anyone who seriously think Dan dgaf about Phil hurting himself (i.e. not many of you) he only smacked a suitcase jesus christ. He clearly wasn't hurt and I dare say he does shit like that hourly from what he tells us. How often would Dan have to take that kind of small bullshit seriously if he didn't laugh it off a bit??

LETS DO THE MATHS.

16 waking hours x 7 days a week x 52 weeks a year x 7 years = 40,768

Think my concern would have run out by now too.


Darling, idk who the hell you think you're talking to but I'm just going to assume you're young and not worry about it.


anyway.... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Jeez, did you give away your sense of humour with your dowry? :roll:

DOWRY???? HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA



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OT: Guys, on the topic of Phil's mysterious IPhone convo that he showed in the LS, I think the thing that looks like a heart/angry emoji is just Charmander's tail.
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Amazinglyonfire wrote:I think there's far too much analysis of two phrases Dan uttered that don't amount to more than 3 seconds. I think it's just one of many incidents in their lives that doesn't amount to hill of beans...

Now ... the timing of the tweet/video is far more interesting than the actual video IMO
Agreed. He just bumped his hand, after all. I don't think I would've showed much concern either

And what do you mean about the timing?
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Amazinglyonfire wrote:I think there's far too much analysis of two phrases Dan uttered that don't amount to more than 3 seconds. I think it's just one of many incidents in their lives that doesn't amount to hill of beans...

Now ... the timing of the tweet/video is far more interesting than the actual video IMO
Good point. I'm always suspicious when domestics is dropped. This felt like a 7/8 on the cute scale imo I wonder what damage control this is ?
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Amazinglyonfire wrote:
Now ... the timing of the tweet/video is far more interesting than the actual video IMO
Yeah, that's my question... why post it now? When did they actually film that video? Will we ever know the truth?

Edit: I'm laughing so hard... where is Jesp... senpai save us pls
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Lurktacularr wrote:
NarrysCanary wrote:
yallneedtostop wrote:

You think i got that kinda time!!!!!??????
Then again, if you don't have time, why are you here ?
You just went from like 4 posts to 15 in about as many minutes - you got plenty of time


It's because I'm a neglected London housewife and I'm just aching for an escape. which so happens to be a very intense phan speculation forum lol
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yallneedtostop wrote:
lurktacularr wrote:
Jeez, did you give away your sense of humour with your dowry? :roll:

DOWRY???? HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA



also :roll:
Oh god it got cringey, fun's over :?
I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is talk shit on IDB
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Amazinglyonfire wrote:I think there's far too much analysis of two phrases Dan uttered that don't amount to more than 3 seconds. I think it's just one of many incidents in their lives that doesn't amount to hill of beans...
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Lurktacularr wrote:
yallneedtostop wrote:
lurktacularr wrote:
Jeez, did you give away your sense of humour with your dowry? :roll:

DOWRY???? HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA



also :roll:
Oh god it got cringey, fun's over :?

so sorry there 'lurktacular' for making YOU cringe. I'll try to never do it again.
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000dia000 wrote: Good point. I'm always suspicious when domestics is dropped. This felt like a 7/8 on the cute scale imo I wonder what damage control this is ?
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Amazinglyonfire wrote:I think there's far too much analysis of two phrases Dan uttered that don't amount to more than 3 seconds. I think it's just one of many incidents in their lives that doesn't amount to hill of beans...
Welcome to IDB. It's what we do best.
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yallneedtostop wrote:
missemma wrote:
yallneedtostop wrote: There's no issue. I just don't see how he apparently sounded fond. He couldn't care less that phil hurt himself lmao
I agree, I don't think he sounded fond either. To me he sounds done with the whole situation (not that it really matters mind you).

We are all here for people to express their opinions, some may differ from your own and that is okay. Just play nicely please. There is no need to post to try and antagonise others, this is not the place for that. Maybe familiarise yourself with the forum rules.
I am definitely a not 'antagonizing' anyone lol. it's not that serious. i'm just here eating my dominos having a little fun. Ya'll ever heard of it?
I'm just curious though, is your intent with every post just to show us all how irrational we are as 'shippers' (I'm under the impression you assume all 700+ members here are shippers)? Because coming into a new place rolling your eyes at everybody and what you project onto what they're saying doesn't really paint you in a better or more rational light, you know? 'It's not that serious' applies to the posts you came in swinging at. I'm not sure we all have the same definition of 'fun' but sure.
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000dia000 wrote:
Amazinglyonfire wrote:I think there's far too much analysis of two phrases Dan uttered that don't amount to more than 3 seconds. I think it's just one of many incidents in their lives that doesn't amount to hill of beans...

Now ... the timing of the tweet/video is far more interesting than the actual video IMO
Good point. I'm always suspicious when domestics is dropped. This felt like a 7/8 on the cute scale imo I wonder what damage control this is ?
Not even an hour before Onion boy put out that stupid rant video about Dan. It was completely damage control to me since everyone was talking about the drama. What a perfect distraction from the drama.
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fancybum wrote:
yallneedtostop wrote:
missemma wrote:
yallneedtostop wrote: There's no issue. I just don't see how he apparently sounded fond. He couldn't care less that phil hurt himself lmao
I agree, I don't think he sounded fond either. To me he sounds done with the whole situation (not that it really matters mind you).

We are all here for people to express their opinions, some may differ from your own and that is okay. Just play nicely please. There is no need to post to try and antagonise others, this is not the place for that. Maybe familiarise yourself with the forum rules.
I am definitely a not 'antagonizing' anyone lol. it's not that serious. i'm just here eating my dominos having a little fun. Ya'll ever heard of it?
I'm just curious though, is your intent with every post just to show us all how irrational we are as 'shippers' (I'm under the impression you assume all 700+ members here are shippers)? Because coming into a new place rolling your eyes at everybody and what you project onto what they're saying doesn't really paint you in a better or more rational light, you know? 'It's not that serious' applies to the posts you came in swinging at. I'm not sure we all have the same definition of 'fun' but sure.
again..... it ain't that serious.
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000dia000 wrote:
Amazinglyonfire wrote:I think there's far too much analysis of two phrases Dan uttered that don't amount to more than 3 seconds. I think it's just one of many incidents in their lives that doesn't amount to hill of beans...

Now ... the timing of the tweet/video is far more interesting than the actual video IMO
Good point. I'm always suspicious when domestics is dropped. This felt like a 7/8 on the cute scale imo I wonder what damage control this is ?
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Amazinglyonfire wrote:I think there's far too much analysis of two phrases Dan uttered that don't amount to more than 3 seconds. I think it's just one of many incidents in their lives that doesn't amount to hill of beans...
hahhaha you know how the discussion works here, it can be super interesting or not meaningful at all... also i forgot to say this last time, Welcome back!!!


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yallneedtostop wrote:
Lurktacularr wrote:
NarrysCanary wrote:
yallneedtostop wrote:

You think i got that kinda time!!!!!??????
Then again, if you don't have time, why are you here ?
You just went from like 4 posts to 15 in about as many minutes - you got plenty of time


It's because I'm a neglected London housewife and I'm just aching for an escape. which so happens to be a very intense phan speculation forum lol
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