Dan & Phil part 25: 15% depth, 75% bants

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Please carry on discussing:
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Phil says he's never been to a strip club.

Sure, Jan. :lol: Deny your sweet mems ;)

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The video was fine...

... I'm not
(also congrats to BlueWho aswell for the notice)

The two of us might have gotten noticed, but there is a chance we all got noticed!

But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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Anonymousse wrote:The video was fine...

... I'm not
(also congrats to BlueWho aswell for the notice)

The two of us might have gotten noticed, but there is a chance we all got noticed!
You got noticed as "professional darla" - this is the best thing i've seen all day
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YAY BOOK SPON. :D

Said maybe someone, but not me. I'm pausing my binge watching of Reign (what a historically inaccurate as shit but good show) for this, it better be good.

- Another 10 minute video. Work those algorithms boys...
- Fuck, come up with something better than ~we wanted something to remember it by / chronicle all the memories / meteors striking the earth and alien archaeologists~ like it was dumb with the first book it's even dumber now. :roll:
- Congrats to the people who got noticed by senpai.
- Someone please stop Dan and his Shrek impressions. They're far worse than the song.
- I actually think many of these are funny, I just didn't need to see Deppy reacting to them. It's unnecessary and boring, like Dan's meme video all over again but worse. :sideeye:
- I don't want pics of drunk Dan in bed with a piñata, I want pics of drunk Dan in bed with drunk Phil. They don't even have to be naked, so I'm really not asking for much.
- We all miss Drake The Bodyguard. :cry:

The boys were cute and smiley, but it wasn't good so I'm gonna go back to my show now which I acquired just as legally as I will acquire the pics in the book probably. Bad me.
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Congrats Anon and Bluewho!!!!!

I love the new video so much, because I love how Deppy appreciate people who appreciate it's lovely.

Love the clumsy philip too, I watch it too many times just to bask in Dan's fond voice and clumsy Phil.
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oh man I lost my post the the new topic, it better be a good one :D

quick summary: thought the video was nice for what it was. cute phan moments, phil's been letting himself give dan these really cute looks and I am *here* for that. plus, the freckle near his collar bone. also here for that. VERY here for that.

re: garbage man greg - i think this video seemed quickly put together enough that it's not unreasonable to assume they put it together today. a gaming video follow up'd have made more sense today, if they were to post something. plus, phil said in his ls he was gonna ask people on twitter to participate for his new AP vid, and he didn't, instead, they used those old dapgo meme edits.

so it's a nice distraction as well as a statement that dismisses the human rat dropping's accusations of D&P being just money-grabbers as something that can't touch them, which is a nice fuck you that does not take his bait

so it wasn't the greatest, but it was fun and pleasant and certainly impressive considering that if they saw the new barfision video, they must have been so frustrated/furious, and they did a pretty great job of rising above it
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My fave part: Dan sang All Star in the correct key !!!!!!! +1 for his perfect pitch bs, lol

Congrats Anonymousse and BlueWho!

How can Phil not know how to imitate whittling? :facepalm: (nm, remembers thread title)
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Nice.
Such heartthrobs. :lol:

My thoughts on the latest vid again.
Was not expecting another vid so soon.

Was wondering when they were going to #spon this book, had to happen sometime.

Another vid, just over 10 minutes long.

Phil cannot play his suitcase. :lol:

Did Phil just indirect youtube? (at around 8:21)

Congrats to those who had their art featured.

Enjoyed the vid, not a great one but it did make me laugh a couple of times.
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Congrats to Bluewho and Anon! Wow, two members of the squad in one video!! God must love us. Now quick, hide the evidence!!!

it was a cute video overall and I will watch it once or twice more and although people are complaining it was 10 minutes long, I honestly feel like they didn't really react to that many of them. I could've used a little more. But beggars can't be choosers.

It's also really peculiar how quickly they uploaded since Phil had just uploaded an AP video what feels like yesterday. I wonder why this isn't on Dan's channel?

Now I'm going to respond to Catallena because everything they said was on point
Catallena wrote:- Fuck, come up with something better than ~we wanted something to remember it by / chronicle all the memories / meteors striking the earth and alien archaeologists~ like it was dumb with the first book it's even dumber now. :roll:
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Catallena wrote:- I actually think many of these are funny, I just didn't need to see Deppy reacting to them.
It's almost as if everyone was having a party and then the cool aunt shows up with a Smirnoff Ice in her hand like "hey kids!! your parents said I should watch you but it's okay, I'm a cool aunt PARTAY!!" and everyone just kinda turns off the music and walks away.
Catallena wrote:- I don't want pics of drunk Dan in bed with a piñata, I want pics of drunk Dan in bed with drunk Phil. They don't even have to be naked, so I'm really not asking for much.
I relate to this, that's not asking for much!! Also, I'll take drunk Dan passed out on Phil's shoulder and Phil helping him walk.
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SHIT SON, I NAMED A THREAD! Do I get a commemorative plate or alarm clock or something?

That was extremely close to his last video by AP standards. Like when was the last time we had two videos in a couple of days? Agree with everyone suggesting they rushed this out to cover the current bullshit. I don't blame them in the slightest.

Nice enough video considering the circumstances above. Big up the IDB fam, well done guys :platonic:

Undertale would have been even better but I can't imagine that could be rush-edited. They must watch their videos through at least a few times so Undertale, even if not demanding in skill for editing (limited cuts, no effects etc) is probably time-consuming regardless. I do hope we'll get a DAPG vid before the week is up though.

I have to say, I feel much more connected with them again. They're tweeting regularly, posting pics, posting a decent amount of videos even by normal standards and we're getting proper liveshows again. Yeah its a shame the radio doesn't appear to be coming back but if we maintain current levels on other platforms I can live with it.

Not to be too optimistic (who am I even) but I reckon we've weathered the worst of the drought now and should be on to good times for the next few months: spooky week, baking vid, PINOF 8, and all this YTR stuff. I'm reeeeeally hoping its not a spon-fest (as in, there's actual enjoyable content around the spon rather than just spon alone - I don't mind it at all as long as there's something of substance to go with it). However I'm sensing they know they've pushed their luck in the last couple of months so I don't think it will be.

Here's to us for making it through
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NONNY AND BLUEWHO CONGRATS FAM
also the new video was nice, kinda weird timing though. I feel spoiled
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That was a cute video!

I like when they do things like this to appreciate the stuff the fandom does, and they seemed to be genuinely having fun with each other. Lots of cute laughing at things the other one said and OMG that shake Dan gave Phil. He's so handsy lately. Stop baiting us I know you are doing this on purpose :gg:

Anyone else expected a hint about the european tour at the end?? This would have been a good video to drop something, or not?

Also congrats on the people who were included. "professional Darla" made my day
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I just preordered DAPGO I swear it wasn't a successful marketing technique :lol:

I like picture/art books anyway because I enjoy zoning out and looking at them definitely not looking at a certain person oh no plus it's my first ever merch from a Youtuber so yay merch cherry popped


And yes congrats to the noticed people :platonic: I didn't notice at first cause I barely ever watch fullscreen and the writing was for ants :lol:

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MY EYES! I come home to like a million new pages! Seriously! I had to hurry up and speed read through them because a new fucking video (!) randomly is up loaded!? I was however warned as to what a lot of the crap was, thanks twitter peeps.

The video was cute. Not the best but not the worst by far. And TWO of our lot were picked! :yippee: Congrats you guys! I loved the whole "not been to a strip club" part, Dan's reaction... :lol: I have seen a clip of Dan at a strip club, but have never been able to find it again. So if anyone knows where that is.... please... I saw it before I entered the t-can and so it was interesting but I didn't pay too much attention, I would like to see if I can see who it his with. He is walking in front of the camera, then sees it and just about craps himself. It is about 5 seconds, but it is definitely him and definitely a strip club.

I for one am excited for the book. (sorry not sorry book haters out there) I love me some good photo/coffee table books and this one I think will be fun. I have traveled a lot in the states and am excited to see where they went, and what they did, and how they liked it. It will deffo be on my coffee table. Not only pics of the states attractions and little blurbs from them, but cute pics of them.

As for the blooper clip. Cute. I heard the fond exasperation in there. I think it's funny how some people got their undies in a bunch because Dan was not concerned enough. I mean Phil does the same thing (if not worse) Dan falling off the "moon", falling off the chair, and *cough* pneumonia *cough*. All of those could be much more dangerous than whacking his hand on a suit case. I mean with these two injury prone dudes, if they ran to each others aid every time they hurt themselves it would be ridiculous. They don't like exercise, and if they did that it would be like running miles in a day it seems.I am sure they know each other well enough to know when the other is actually concernedly injured and when it is just an "ouch!" moment. They still have the coffee table of death don't they? Some one needs to get them one of those big ottomans that you can put a tray on. No hard corners to whack shins or toes on. ;)


---This is the second time I wrote this as the last thread ended as I typed. :wahh: And I almost forgot the strip club talk. :|
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Congrats to our famous Darlas anon and BlueWho!

Reactions to the reactions to the reactions (thirst alert, putting it under a cut):
- Phil, put your clavicle away the mole tho
- Dan’s Shrek growl tho
- Dan’s tongue when they were on the strip club one tho
- Drake in DAPGO
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melon lord wrote:Phil says he's never been to a strip club.
Sure, Jan. :lol: Deny your sweet mems ;)
Dan: "That's not....in the book........................................" 8-)

Overall: Cute. Unexpected. Kinda felt like maybe they're missing [TATINOF spoiler]
the crafts and weird kid stories from TATINOF a bit so they found something similar to keep that interactive vibe going.
Because of this, it made sense as spon for DAPGO.
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Well shit son, I wish it would be in the book I mean that sounds like perfectly amazing valid material, for uhm... ethics in pornographic journalism

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I am so sorry I just wanted an excuse to use that gif :lol:

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I want the book but I have to save my money right now and I can't take the risk. So I have to suffer, knowing that I won't see Dan in bed with a pinata (for now) :sobs:
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Congratulations, senpai noticed me, I was in the video yadda yadda.

Now grab your hat.

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Now let's TALK.

If had just been one 'Darla' in the video - me or Anon it would have been Weird.

But it wasn't it was two.

Two Darla mentions in one video?



Possibilities:
1) We are being trolled. Dan and Phil noticed that both of us had the name Darla - figured out we know about their inside joke and thought 'Let's put both of them in just so that they know we know they know.'. The Darla theory in this scenario is true.

2) The Darla theory is true, they picked us both out because we were both named Darla and had a good laugh about the name.

3) This is probably the worst one. They read the Darla theory on IDB and put us both in there to troll us. The Darla theory in this scenario is not true.

4) They thought me and Anon were friends on twitter who changed our name as part of our inside joke and put us in the video without thinking about it. The Darla theory in this scenario is not true. Doesn't stack up against other evidence - namely the Weirdly disproportionate number of 'Darlas' that make an appearance in liveshows.

*leaves melodramatically*

Edit: (apologies to everyone who witnessed my total fangirl attack on twitter)
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Can we talk about Phil confirming his love for Taylor Lautner? Because ...... come on. I figured people would be all over that.
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Amazinglyonfire wrote:Can we talk about Phil confirming his love for Taylor Lautner? Because ...... come on. I figured people would be all over that.
Good point. Phil clearly has a thing for that guy, and I can't blame him for that. ;)
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I thought they both liked him? Dan has a thing for native american's remember?
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bluewho wrote:Congratulations, senpai noticed me, I was in the video yadda yadda.

Now grab your hat.

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Now let's TALK.

If had just been one 'Darla' in the video - me or Anon it would have been Weird.

But it wasn't it was two.

Two Darla mentions in one video?



Possibilities:
1) We are being trolled. Dan and Phil noticed that both of us had the name Darla - figured out we know about their inside joke and thought 'Let's put both of them in just so that they know we know they know.'. The Darla theory in this scenario is true.

2) The Darla theory is true, they picked us both out because we were both named Darla and had a good laugh about the name.

3) This is probably the worst one. They read the Darla theory on IDB and put us both in there to troll us. The Darla theory in this scenario is not true.

4) They thought me and Anon were friends on twitter who changed our name as part of our inside joke and put us in the video without thinking about it. The Darla theory in this scenario is not true. Doesn't stack up against other evidence - namely the Weirdly disproportionate number of 'Darlas' that make an appearance in liveshows.

*leaves melodramatically*
Oooh nice.
So I'm guessing Dan and Phil looked at your pages on twitter. They could have seen you talk about IDB and found this site (if they haven't already) lurk around and see the whole Darla thing. I would guess #3 if they found IDB.
If they didn't, #1 is the most likely. Though I'm about 90% sure they do lurk here. :sideeye:
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Winston wrote: I have seen a clip of Dan at a strip club, but have never been able to find it again. So if anyone knows where that is.... please... I saw it before I entered the t-can and so it was interesting but I didn't pay too much attention, I would like to see if I can see who it his with. He is walking in front of the camera, then sees it and just about craps himself. It is about 5 seconds, but it is definitely him and definitely a strip club.
I'm curious about this because I don't remember this at all. Do you remember anything else like what he was wearing and what his surroundings looked like?
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