0:00- We start off with Dan's adorable counting.
0:25- "If we made that channel, that would be more successful than our gaming channel." True story, Dan.
0:32- Dan, I didn't went there, you did
0:51- "You just do you, Phil. It doesn't matter." Umm... whut.
01:15- Deppy trying to speak French.
01:19- "For the Phil-ing, ey." "Ah, hey, I like it."
01:35- Umm.. Dan, what are you doing?
01:57- I find Dan's cinnamon almost-mumbling adorable.
02:06- Phil cheering Dan on.
02:16- Aww, Dan, don't do that!
02:22- More Phil in black please
02:33- "-or you can just milk a coconut." Phil just looks really good in this shot, and I love how he said that line
02:39- "Phil Lester." "I thought you wouldn't notice." Stern, yet fond.
02:46- "Phil, how many of the white chocolate chunks did you have?" "F-F-it's twelve. Maybe a quarter of the bag." We know Dan's face. He's expecting it. Also, Phil's adorable little voice when he admitted it. Aww...
02:51- Dan's smile before saying, "Stand in the hallway of shame. 5 minutes."
02:57- Dan tried.
03:07- Dan dancing (before dancing off-cam)
03:10- Phil's little smile before: "Do you know anyone who is sexually attracted to spiders?" "Let's not go there right now, Phil. Put it down."
03:16- Dan accidentally stepped on Phil's foot.
03:20- Even after a few rewatches, I still couldn't wrap my head around the "make" part where Dan says it with a smile while looking at the camera. Did I miss anything?
03:26- Barry the bowl, Dan's nemesis, has been introduced.
03:33- Dan's look at Phil while Phil is cracking up about the upcoming Barry x Phil fanfics. Dan, you shouldn't be jealous since you're the one who brought the topic of Barry x Phil fanfics up.
03:41- Dan really likes to lick dripping things off of something, doesn't he? I wonder what else he likes to lick
03:45- Apparently, a moan is a scary sound. Also, the first Dan moan of the video. Nuckle up your seats, people.
03:48- Not scary, but I'm scared for my eardrums.
04:14- "Can I lick the spoon now?" Why are you so eager, Dan?
04:20- Phil's face of 'what is happening' mixed with 'why am i doing this'.
04:22- "You disturb me." Don't worry, Phil. You're not the only one who got disturbed.
04:28- "Disinfect the spoon that Dan licked." "Rude."
04:38- "Teach me, dad." Umm... what, Dan? That, and Phil's laugh after.
04:52- "-and Phil is getting bukkaked in the middle of the kitchen."
I wonder if that's the first time that happened. I'm sorry.
05:04- "Hard mode. Hard mode." That's probably not the only thing that's hard right now, Phil. Also... their smiles
05:20- "Salt for the salty people down in the comments." Not only in the comments, but on Twitter too.
05:33- When Phil called Dan, Dan immediately turned around as if it's urgent
05:39- "A NECK-terine." Phil and his jokes. How could Dan live with this guy?
05:41- Phil did that tongue-thing, and I live for that
05:54- YAAAAAAAAAAAAS. Please say it more.
06:08- "I said spatula." Then, Phil hits Dan lightly on the head with the spatula
06:17- "You're literally gonna impale me," said Dan while Phil plays with the spatula. Oh really, Dan? With what?
06:22- "God, I just wanna pour it all over my body." And
Phil you can lick it off, right, Dan?
06:56- "Can I lick it?" "Go mental, Phil."
I bet that that's not the first time Phil heard that from Dan.
07:04- "-get closer," says Dan while he films Phil closer. Phil, on the other hand, is trying to avoid the camera. Aww... so cute!
07:16- "Now, I'm horn-y." No shit, Dan?
07:20- "Beep. Beep." Yes, Phil, Dan needs to back the fuck up.
07:22- "Now, it's time to put the pop in the monster. "Yeah, that's what we're doing, right? We're putting the stick into the monster's un...baked muscle." Cue Phil's horrible arm and hand movements while Dan just looks at Phil that says: what are you doing. "It wasn't that bad, and then you tried to make it not as bad, and then you made it so much worse, Phil."
08:32- "Okay, stick me." Stick you with what, Dan?
08:35- "Yes, we are adults." Yes, we are very convinced, Dan. Phil also silently laughs which is totally adorable.
08:47- They finally realized that they covered their fridge with cobwebs.
09:00- That's some great paper-tearing, Phil.
09:47- "Roll, roll, roll your ball gently down the monster." There. That's some A-Class lyrics there, people.
09:54- "That is needing to get flagged." Oh? Tell us why, Dan
09:55- "That one is a bit dented. Oh, it's Glenn." Dan. Stop. Don't. No. Just... no. That's taking it too far.
10:17- What's 'phat' and 'thicc'?
10:55- "Take that, bread, you fuckin' dick." And Phil just laughs.
11:05- Another Phil Joke. "What room does a ghost not need in it's house?" "What?" "A living room!" Imagine your flatmate randomly blurting jokes out like Phil does.
11:21- "Microwave." And just realizes what Phil has done after 3 seconds.
11:42- "-to hit you with!" And Phil just behaves like a scolded child when Dan took away the pan.
12:17- Phil should sing more.
13:02- "-or you could climb in it, like a bath."
Yes, Phil, and Dan go there with you, so you can lick the chocolate off of your bodies. I'm sorry.
13:06- "Thankfully, I have this axe!" Don't kill Phil!
13:39- Phil's smile before he walks off-cam
14:08- "Dinosaurs are scary, man." I dunno why, but I love the way Phil said that.
14:17- "Umm, consent. You need to respect other people's boundaries." Maybe this is what Dan generally feels about that onion
14:46- "Yes, get that naughty ball covered in chocolate."
Considering your food kink, Dan, maybe that 'ball' wouldn't be the only one to be covered in chocolate tonight. I promise, I'll stop.
15:01- "-gonna call him 'Billy'." Should I write a Barry x Billy fanfic now?
15:15- Phil's little laugh
15:19- Phil's sound of a confused penguin (I love it when Dan used it for the video, too ).
15:25- They had a casualty. I'm honestly surprised that they didn't named it as... 'Glenn'. I'm sorry. I'll stop now.
15:47- "He is a monster that got by a car." Dan, don't you mean: An Asian that got hit by 'Lucille'? ...I'm sorry. I'm a horrible person. I'll stop with the Glenn jokes now.
16:04- Phil's hands. What's happening to it?
16:33- "-or do that." I wonder what else Dan has licked for those 30 minutes
16:34- Dan really knows what he wants us to see, doesn't he?
16:38- THEY KNOW!
16:44- "Half an hour has passed. Half an hour has passed. What do I want here, I want your ass." Cue Dan pointing at Phil. Don't worry, Dan, you're not alone.
Also, it's completely fine if you didn't proclaimed that you want Phil's ass on the camera since we already know it. Don't worry.
17:10- Their laughs
17:52- "Oh my God, Phil, this is incredible."
18:01- "Well done, Phil." "Thanks." Such a supportive
boyfriend bffl.
18:28- "-paying attention to detail-" "Thank you." Dan never seems to run out of compliments for Phil, doesn't he?
18:44- Dan's laugh
18:46- Dan's laugh went wild. I want it as my ringtone
19:23- "-'cuz I'm trying too hard to be a vlogger here." This sticks out to me, and I dunno why.
19:28- They're showcasing their Monster Pops, and I love how black Dan's soul is, yet he's smiling with yellow icing
19:51- I gotta admit-Phil's impaled eyeball is quite... creative.
20:07- Third flop. These guys
20:46- "I'm actually having an orgasm."
21:03- "This should definitely be illegal." And so is your laugh, Dan.
21:18- "I would eat me anyday of the week. I'm delicious." Yes, and you don't need to worry because Phil already knows
since he eats your every week.
22:51- "Yeah, that's right. You're getting impaled by Dan." "Okay, I'm leaving."