Dan & Phil Part 33: #JustBroThings

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2.19 *crowd cheers when Phil puts up his hands* "It's like TATINOF hasn't ended!" U lurking here guys I know it, you know it, no need to pretend
3.14 "Long jump, I was 4th best" "Obviously, cause we're freaking giraffes" "I could just step and beat everyone else"
3.42 "The key is to run really slowly" 5.25 "Aim for the alien, get the alien!" 7.34 "Aim for the people in the audience" RISE DARK PHIL R I S E I AM LIVING FOR YOUR ACTUAL PERSONALITY
9.24 "You could have actually said so much worse things" you say that like it's a bad thing Dan
10.15 Dan flailing at Phil's face and then """"accidentally"""" actually slapping him hope that slap was worth it Danyl
12.10 lmao Dan channel that inner shark
12.30 "I AM THE BEST SPORT" boy am I sure some people love doing u 8-) 8-) 8-)
13.48 "It's not the 'taking part' that counts, it's winning" What happened to not-competitive Dan? Hmmmm

Is it just me or at they really bad at not looking at the monitor? Honestly it feels like a mistake that they got one since they look at themselves rather than at the camera so often. At least when it's at the camera fold out screen it's only slightly off :|
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4:59 did Dan touch the D? :shock:

Edit: (now that I got my initial *shook* reaction out of the way) The way they went on about their neighbours complaining and talking about being evicted "5 years in this appartment and it ends with a game of hurdles" had serious 'they're moving' bells going off in my head like I wasn't completely sold on the whole #storagefordan thing being a sign but idk that just seemed really in your face to me
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fun video, i got war flashbacks of me playing kinect sports 4 years ago.this shit is embarrassing ideky :lol:

nothing else to say really. i'm half-expecting people to take their joke about neighbours calling the police as another moving out mention :lol:
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tigertatze wrote:
SquishPhan wrote:
4:59 did Dan touch the D? :shock:

Edit: (now that I got my initial *shook* reaction out of the way) The way they went on about their neighbours complaining and talking about being evicted "5 years in this appartment and it ends with a game of hurdles" had serious 'they're moving' bells going off in my head like I wasn't completely sold on the whole #storagefordan thing being a sign but idk that just seemed really in your face to me
He touched Phil's nipple too, by accident though :lol:
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Dan the sad reindeer is adorable. He's also SUCH a bad loser, but he does genuinely praise Phil when he does well, so that's nice. :lol: Phil trying to play volleyball was priceless, and his bowling throws looked kind of terrifying. For the love of god, nobody take him bowling, he'll concuss someone with a bowling ball.
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2:33 - Dan: That is a long carrot. [edited in sound effect]

and then

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*squints at Dan*

................ okay then.
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alittledizzy wrote:2:33 - Dan: That is a long carrot. [edited in sound effect]

and then

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*squints at Dan*

................ okay then.
lmao at first i was like "where do i laugh" but then i saw your timestamp.
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Well, that was just all round hilarious. Furious running, snarky bants and a few skilful successes, had me AmazingCarrot indeed Mr notashark ;)
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alittledizzy wrote:2:33 - Dan: That is a long carrot. [edited in sound effect]

and then

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*squints at Dan*

................ okay then.
that was just what I was thinking. what the hell does he want to imply haahah
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OK, first off it is 'effing cold as sh*t outside rght know, 22F (-6C) and falling fast...

So I *might* have just listened to "The Internet Is Here" for the first time since I downloaded it. I was at the gym when it came on my iPhone shuffle. It was weird(?) to hear the boys inside my head for the first time (the only other times I've heard the song was at the performance(OK, performances) and YTR. Hearing the song between your ears brings another aspect to it, plus the recording had depth and clarity to it which is something you don't get at a venue, or listening on speakers. I was smiling and laughing to myself (or I hope to myself, otherwise that would have been awkward...)
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wow i thought we were passed dan's competitive streak but as soon as phil "sabotaged" him on the tennis game he was seriously triggered lmao just listen to the way he says "PHIL!!!" at 10:17 , that's not hyping up for the camera, that's real anger. seems a bit much imo
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this was a fun video and i like that it is something new they haven’t done before.

1.00 - ASs
1.44 - “i’ve got old school phil hair” “aww” followed gagging noises. this made me die a little bc who doesn't love old school phil hair. also this made me wonder when did they make these avatars? dan’s outfit is so extra.
2.30 - “that is a long carrot” wink.
3.42 - “p: the key is to run really slowly” “d: is it?” “p: yeah.” haha i love phil trolling and that he can’t keep a straight face while doing it.
3.48 - why does he do the javelin game with his right hand? i feel like it wouldn't have been such a flop with his left hand.
4.59 - dan distracts phil at the game by placing his hand in an interesting place to do so ;).
9.45 - cute phil victory dance.
10.16 - dan 'accidentally' slaps phil and then blames phil for it.
nephilimcat wrote:I didn't understand the way the points were calculated, can someone enlighten me? I can't deal with Maths :lol:
in each of the games 1st place gets 100 points 2nd place gets 50 points except in the hurdles then 1st place gets 200 points 2nd place gets 100 points.
alittledizzy wrote:
2:33 - Dan: That is a long carrot. [edited in sound effect]

and then

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*squints at Dan*

................ okay then.
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uglyamerican wrote:OK, first off it is 'effing cold as sh*t outside rght know, 22F (-6C) and falling fast...

So I *might* have just listened to "The Internet Is Here" for the first time since I downloaded it. I was at the gym when it came on my iPhone shuffle. It was weird(?) to hear the boys inside my head for the first time (the only other times I've heard the song was at the performance(OK, performances) and YTR. Hearing the song between your ears brings another aspect to it, plus the recording had depth and clarity to it which is something you don't get at a venue, or listening on speakers. I was smiling and laughing to myself (or I hope to myself, otherwise that would have been awkward...)
Wait, you mean, you DON'T hear their voices inside your head on the regular?! :shock: So it's just me then?


:lol:

I've had that too with the song :D It gets me all mushy and I sit there smiling to myself like an idiot in public



Oh man this video was hilarious, salty!Dan is such a sore loser and I live for it also he strangely suited sad reindeer antlers, especially with the doge shirt, kind of distracting to see him sport when there's unlimited doges staring at my soul :?

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I thought this one was pretty funny. I even made time stamps for it. :shock:

:24 sad reindeer dan= cute
1:01 Phil and his thicc arse ;)
1:51 perv taking photos from behind, seems like something they know all too well, even in a game they still are keeping an eye out for photogs
2:08 Dan:small voice acting world in the UK. Phil: He’s really cashing in on these games isn’t he?- Boys look into this for when you drop off the YouTube train, can voice act in terrible video games and cash in.
2:16 if they ever need that audience love from TATINOF again they can just start this game for virtual adoration.
2:33 long carrot, then the sound effect. Made me laugh.
3:15 one of the best priss face examples I have seen. The antlers make it all the better.
3:21 Phil talking about his skillz in long jump, joke about just having to take a step and beating everyone.
3:44 Phil trolling Dan, and Dan almost believes him for a second
3:55 Dan doing really crap after Phil rocks it.
5:00 Dan reaching in front of the D, best part is Phil so forcefully moving it. (the hand not the D)
5:34 Stop perving on me, once again does not like getting his photo taken when not asked first. All those who see them in the wild take note, and ask first.
5:52 “Get your Phil out, get your Phil out for the lads.” I am with Phil on this, what on earth could that even mean?
6:03 the whole volley ball thing, is sad af. Lit, stupid anime words they know, Phil has absolutely no idea what to do or how to volleyball...smh
7:30 terrible at Wii bowling? How? The bowling is also terrible, Phil once again is that how he bowls, never go bowling irl, terrible… Dan “swearing” off camera and sansing it up on screen
10:18 Dan slaps Phil in the face, even though Phil is not leaning forward…. Suspicious
11:18 talking about police and eviction because of the hurdles game. I am pretty sure it would have happened already from all the shrieking that happens, a couple seconds of fast foot action is not going to affect them much in comparison.
12:52 the replay reactions, “who would put that on Facebook?” horrifying.
13:24 “I feel like a ship captain.” What? This makes no sense at all. Does he think ship captains squat in living rooms with table extensions on their heads…. Seriously, what Phil?

Amazingcarrot? That is a large carrot, Dan is quite focused on Phil’s *cough* carrot in this. ;)

Other things:
-They both kept pulling their shirts down all the time. Reminded me of young teens trying to cover their boners. Not saying that is why, just what it reminded me of.
-Phil had trouble figuring out what the hell to do with his hands and stopped himself multiple times from doing the weird backwards hand thing. Aww it’s okay Philly we know you do it, you do you boo.
-I love how even though they are competing they still root for each other. It’s like they can’t help it. Even when they do try and troll each other they still offer suggestions too.
-looking at themselves in the monitor or wherever, very strong in this one...guys the camera is up here. I know you like to look at each other, but please for the love of god keep your eyes on the camera sometimes.
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Moony wrote:
alittledizzy wrote:2:33 - Dan: That is a long carrot. [edited in sound effect]

and then

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*squints at Dan*

................ okay then.
that was just what I was thinking. what the hell does he want to imply haahah
Glad others picked up on this :lol:
This video was a really great addition to gamingmas: competetive yet still entertaining, with a lot of **touching (inc. Dan @ 4:59, coughs...)
Dan's ping pong sulk. Such a sore loser :lol: Deserved that Santa hat thrown at him by Phil, amiright? :D
"It works if you run slowly" "Shu-up! This guy!" Guess who said which hahah!

The liveshow was also pretty good for joint ls standards! They touched on a lot of topics, had an extended discussion about alcohol and movie opinions...Christmas song picks...emoji talk...55 minutes flew by! Oh, and a sneaky look at their tree Waiting for some incriminating evidence about ~something in the background once that footage is slowed down, I'm counting on you guys (genuinely joking, haha!)
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I am DEAD they promised to watch Steven Universe literally months ago and i'm freaking excited they finally did start!!! can't wait for them to watch more so I can get an actual opinion.
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Sakura Selfie wrote:Lol @placebo I saw them in Manchester and they've got 3/4 hr of slow songs named the melancholy hour"by Brian before they start playing anything good so they aren't missing anything by watching the live show
Haha that was Human who sent that premium message, she actually sent it before Placebo had started (but yes you're right they did a bloody long section of slow songs that really wasn't fun half way through their set tonight. Shame on you Placebo).

However I did watch the gaming video on my way home and literally had to hide my face inside my coat because I was smirking the whole time. Videos like this are just comedy gold, and they were funny af. I felt so sorry for their neighbours during the hurdle section, let's hope they weren't filming at 1am.

Now to catch up on the liveshow.

Also, I'm totally late to this convo (soz irl) but I am so here for fun Phil. I wish there was an actual video of him doing those shots from the FS party because that would have been fun. With gamingmas we have definitely seen a more fun side to phil, added into the mix him staying to carry on socialising. It's a side we haven't really seen that much of. Can you imagine someone other than Dan having to put a drunk Phil into an uber to get home and then him not being able to get the key into the door once home! I bet that is hilarious.
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sentinel, dollicious, winston, and alittledizzy (and anyone else who's made timestamps recently), if you guys want to also post those timestamp lists in the new timestamp thread for posterity, that would be great!
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Didn't watch the liveshow, might do it tomorrow. From what I've seen it wasn't the end of the world as we know it so yay. I mostly wanna see more of this tho:
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for the people not able to watch a phil with his fringe up
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Yes I've used to this gif before, no I don't care as long as it stays relevant.

Loved the new video, it was a lot of fun! I love how even in competitive videos they automatically still cheer for each other before realizing what they're doing and backtracking. They're just not used to not doing things as a team.

- Sad pouty reindeer Dan is the cutest things aww
- So we just gotta assume that the Dance Evolution sticker fell off during Bubble Bobble? But they didn't mention it then..
- Dan pretending like he wasn't drooling over oldskool Phil back in the day.
- There's black guy next to Dan's avatar and he didn't call him Kanye. It's truly a new era.
- Deppy's future career plans sorted; do voice overs for games.
- 'That is a long carrot.' *wink* ..Ok Dan.
- Phil slays at javelin, Dan is shook.
- Phil tries to troll Dan and there's the retun of the fond voice. 'Shut uuup, this guy..'
- Dan got really close to the D there.
- 'Get your Phil out for the lads' 'What does that even mean?' idk Phil but football fans say dumb shit when they're cheering so Dan is spot on there.
- Dan likes watching all the ball games. I'm sure he does ;)
- Radio show mention, cue me pausing the video to cry into my pillow for a few minutes.
- lmao @ god frooking poop on a poop fook :lol:
- Dan definitely slapped Phil in the face on purpose there wtf dude :')
- Honestly boys if after 4 and a half years of Dan screaming bloody murder at everything you haven't gotten evicted yet, I doubt it's gonna happen over a game of Kinnect hurdles.
- 'I'm gonna Usain Bolt you, or somebody that does hurdles' Yeah definitely not Usain Bolt :lol:
- imo Dan is worse winner than he is a loser.
alittledizzy wrote:2:33 - Dan: That is a long carrot. [edited in sound effect]

and then

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*squints at Dan*

................ okay then.
Ohhh the implications
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In the ls when Dan was talking about wondering why they were asked to go up the stage when they were not in the campaign that has youtubers' faces on buses and stations, do you sense he was salty about it? In the sense that "you want us to dance for you for free infront of this brand execs but you do not give us exposure like you did others".
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alittledizzy wrote:2:33 - Dan: That is a long carrot. [edited in sound effect]

and then

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*squints at Dan*

................ okay then.
Big!Phil theories rise once more

Loved the new video. I was so pissed Phil didnt win because when Phil wins and Dan's salty it's the most amazing thing ever. Agreed Dans 10m?? throw was hilarious since he tried so hard and it went nowhere Also watching their faces when they were doing hurdles and playing the video in a slower speed was the best 28 min of my life. Another thing I noticed was that Phil looked really thin and slight in this one :cry:

Liveshow thoughts: loved it!! We didnt get any dramatic coming outs or moving out (*coughs* told ya) but we got a more relaxed deppy that actually shared opinions and stories in a really nice way. The popcorn story and brandcast were hilarious. As an outsider watching, I really saw how in tune they were with each other throughout just by little movements and sayings. They have a lot of nonverbal communication they do which is more clear when you watch them closely. Also watching how in-synch they were when picking up a tune and Phil being relaxed and teasing Dan or pushing his shoulders when he annoyed him was a lovely!! Also him sharing bits of his wedding, I wanted a whole 10 minutes dedicated to him getting down in the north with his aunts. Now I need a video of him dancing with his cousins :lol:

Living for Phil straight up shitting on Dans fave show and not telling Dan that he hated it until the ls. That is such a married thing to do. Also them planning the future shows together because they ran out of shows to watch together Now Im imagining them cuddled under a quilt watching a show with Phils laptop

I loved the fact that Mrs.Lester watched all the rewinds and her fave was the one of her son cuddled on his husbands laps biting his finger (Kat is my type of women )

Dan saying "BBC NO" sounded a bit abrupt and made me wonder what happened with BBC? Did they calmly leave or was there tension??

All this singing gives me 2012 deppy liveshow feels

Phil trying so hard to make Dan look over at him an notice his ears and Dan not taking the bait

Them planning their layouts together and changing them together was precious.

PHIL LOOKED SO FINE WITH HIS HAIR PUSHED BACK *inserts Mean Girls gif*

Found it weird that Phil was so excited to spon Louise book even though it doesn't seem like they're even close (and she lost his video :sideeye: :sideeye: :sideeye: :sideeye: ) while Dan remained fairly nonchalant.

Thoughts on the party shade: I loved Dan saying that because you can tell that he was bothered by it more than Phil. Like maybe Phil is being polite and lovely but he didn't actually seem as bothered as Dan was. The fact that Dan got mad enough to speak about it on his behalf and call the people out really spoke to me in how he regards Phil and his privacy. He understood that to some extent, Phil was taken advantage of and exposed when he wasn't aware of being filmed. He was so annoyed that he was filmed without him knowing it and felt the need to express that and Phil's giggle was also telling because it showed that he was really pleased by Dan's protectiveness. Something interesting I always notice about their dynamic is that Dan is very protective over Phil, to a point where he will speak up for him in several occasions. It's like he understands Phil fully to know: when he's bothered by something, but less inclined to say something and will do it for him. (think i love you and your bird nose.

Also Phil calling Dan a sassy boy
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Return of Dan being the worst sore loser I have ever seen genuinely made my 2016. Seriously, god bless him. Kinect Sports wasn't the most #domestic but it made me laugh out loud way too many times I probably scared my poor neighbours. The embarrassment on Dan's face when he throws the javelin a meaty 10 metres (especially compared to Phil's 87 metres (euphemisms)), and slapping Phil and failing ping pong. :lol: Also, "This guy." Thank you Daniel.
sunday wrote:Highlights also included Dan asking that girl with a Kanye pun in her name if she was planning on re-branding
reBRANDIng ;)

Also, Dan making Phil watch Lazy Town videos was something I 100% didn't know I needed to picture until now. However I wish they used the liveshow to further the rebranding and talk about Phil getting heckin' tabled but :sideeye:
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sweetmm wrote:In the ls when Dan was talking about wondering why they were asked to go up the stage when they were not in the campaign that has youtubers' faces on buses and stations, do you sense he was salty about it? In the sense that "you want us to dance for you for free infront of this brand execs but you do not give us exposure like you did others".
I didn't read it as salty, but more of "why are we here if we weren't in that campaign? and now we have to dance?!" YouTube has done plenty with them this year without having to include them in that campaign. At least, that's what I think.

I give today's video a 7/10 and don't really have much to comment on that hasn't already been said.

The better video today was definitely the live-show. It seemed very comfortable and I kind of just mentally (and in the chat) was screaming "MARRIED!" the whole time. It very genuinely felt like a couple of friends invited me to their place and we were just chatting over coffee. Especially around 31:15, when they're talking about Lazy Town and Phil says "I wouldn't listen to that in my spare time." It just comes off as so casual... a convo they'd have on their couch on a lazy night browsing the internet. IDK, man. I really enjoyed it. Both were calm and less obnoxious. What a every day is.
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kuensukki wrote:
Thoughts on the party shade: I loved Dan saying that because you can tell that he was bothered by it more than Phil. Like maybe Phil is being polite and lovely but he didn't actually seem as bothered as Dan was. The fact that Dan got mad enough to speak about it on his behalf and call the people out really spoke to me in how he regards Phil and his privacy. He understood that to some extent, Phil was taken advantage of and exposed when he wasn't aware of being filmed. He was so annoyed that he was filmed without him knowing it and felt the need to express that and Phil's giggle was also telling because it showed that he was really pleased by Dan's protectiveness. Something interesting I always notice about their dynamic is that Dan is very protective over Phil, to a point where he will speak up for him in several occasions. It's like he understands Phil fully to know: when he's bothered by something, but less inclined to say something and will do it for him. (think i love you and your bird nose.
Yes! This! Dan is extremely protective of Phil. I also like that when Dan praises/encourages Phil, he really means it. You can see he cares a lot for Phil and is not afraid to maybe offend some people for Phil's sake . I think that to Dan, it's like only he can 'bully' Phil.
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