Dan & Phil Part 34: It's a post-baking universe

[sentinel]

Once again, the bloopers are more enjoyable than the actual PINOF video

[rizzo]

these bloopers had a different feel to me than the previous ones...the previous ones are usually like pinof 2.0 imo but these seemed like actual bloopers this time and i loved it. possibly my fav pinof bloopers! i found the vid both entertaining and adorbs, it was a nice lil xmas treat

wanted to say the same thing! these actually felt like "behind the scenes". so so so cuuuute!

i can't stop rewatching (and i'm tragically bored), so here. have my first ever (unnecessarily detailed) timestamps:

0:10 - dan really staring into phil's eyes. what a start tbh
0:13 - did he stab him with the marker? what happened there?
0:20 - nobody can tell me dan didn't want to tickle phil there
0:24 - phil's laugh
0:48 - pointillism. it's pointillism, phil.
0:55 - reminiscing :')
1:32 - phil laugh #2
1:46 - extended marker capping (me overanalyzing: is this something that phil normally does that bother's dan?)
2:05 - are cacti just sort of always on phil's mind?
2:17 - "do you trust this man with a dog?" yes. get one.
2:21 - "i would water my dog!"
2:44 - "finally, I'M the blazing ball of sunshine!"
2:55 - "dandle" smells of oil, according to phil. wyd, boys?
3:06 - derek the dimple
3:15 - phil bullying dan about his dimple. i'm living.
3:37 - bork.
3:50 - dan kissing a cactus. idek.
3:56 - dan shaming scalies
4:14 - "you gave me one with a mushy tip"
4:27 - "phil's crusty treats"
4:49 - phil pushing dan's head to stop the sexual blink (yassss physical!phil RISE!)
5:04 - why did phil immediately eat the egg he laid?
5:08 - phil's biology fail
5:22 - phil covering dan's mouth. i live.
5:33 - something about this "therapy" position is A+
5:50 - 3 things dan's never licked: "your mum. my mum. my bum."
6:18 - "give your friend a hug!"
6:28 - the echo of my disappointment when they don't hug in the mirror.

[charlottekath]

Ah, gamingmas really made December brighter and these bloopers really made my Christmas day as I've had to spend it alone so a nice evening treat!

This video was just so casual and soft, I completely agree that it really felt more 'behind the scenes' than the other blooper videos even if Dans editing is ramped up to full throttle on this one (so many zooms so much close up face)

Also can Dan just stop throwing things? Like the scissors in gamingmas, things in liveshows, I feel so sorry for everything in their house.

[Rigby]

I really enjoyed the bloopers, but was anyone else terrified with anticipation when they were off camera after the banana thing and it got really quiet?

[Anonymousse]

Dan yelling gives me life,

I think I found my kink

(and yes when they disappeared from the front of the camera I almost pissed myself)

[iero]

I really enjoyed the bloopers, but was anyone else terrified with anticipation when they were off camera after the banana thing and it got really quiet?

yes lol, i turned my volume up full in those moments and went all

[spaceguitar]

Those bloopers were amazing. I laughed a lot. They are so cute. Different vibe than the actual video. It definitely felt more like bloopers. Merry holidays to all

[hmm]

asmr banana chewing at the end
but for real I think it's my favourite video on the whole of youtube

[papierklemmen]

dan kissing a cactus is my new kink

[Catallena]

Loved the bloopers They really did feel different than the previous ones. Less outtakes, more behind the scenes and actual bloopers. It was entertaining and cute. Thanks for the Christmas present Depz.

I rewatched the SAP Christmas finale episode yesterday (how the fuck has it been 4 years since SAP ended?), so I cracked up when I saw this tweet because those fish are really consistent when it comes to Phil's mortality. @ 4:11 (Bonus: In yesterday's video Phil complained about Dan always winning the crackers, but our ray of sunshine tricks Dan into losing in this episode and actually wins twice.)

[koalaselfie]

Loved these bloopers! Dan seemed a little more picking-on-Phil than the the gamingmas videos (just me? idk) but it weirdly 'worked' and these bloopers overall were hilarious. Not to mention Phil picking harmless fun at Dan's dimple of course And Mr Lester's adorable laughing throughout, yes please!
After Dan kissing the cactus (firstly, woah) and Phil's comment about the "spiky prince", he looks directly at Dan kayute.
Also, "give your friend a hug"...why would the banana even be much of a problem in a hug!? More like "give your bf a kiss"... I'm so sorry
As for that odd deathly silence at the end, I was like for the entire duration. Man I am garbage hahaha.
Dan's new insta...he looks gorgeous! (Yes, even bobble jumper included ) And his family dog oml Doubt he has dyed his hair darker, but it seems like it would suit him!

[karma_yeah]

Re: the crackers. If there was one thing that I learned watching YouTube over the years was the existence of crackers. They are most definitely not a Christmas tradition in the US. I had watched vids of people in paper crowns around Christmastime, and wondered WTF, why are so many people having birthdays around Christmas, wearing the party hats? And then the cracker itself, with the sweet, the fortune, and the sound... it was very..... different? But now I know. And BTW, I think the crown fits Phil's head perfectly

Spoilered because seriously offtopic:

Wat. Christmas crackers/bonbons are not a thing in the US? You are missing out. And by that I mean that the whole affair is silly but kind of endearing and definitely a tradition. It's basically a given that the gift inside will be kinda tacky and the joke will be horrendous. But it's all in good fun. And you have to wear the paper crown!


Here is a joke from a cracker I pulled today:

Q: What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A: A nervous wreck.

(Yeah, I like Christmas, sue me ... )

IKR!! My daughter and I are in Florida on vacation and saw some people with paper crowns and got all excited thinking the hotel was giving them to guests since it's Christmas day. Sadly, no.

Are crackers a British thing or European thing.

Idea for Dan and Phil shop: Make crackers, especially since they don't like the jokes they find in them any way. Bet they'd sell as well or better than advent calendars.

[fleur-de-lis]

Phil calling boobs "milk things" at about 5:10. Seriously

Really enjoyed these bloopers, super casual, loved it!

[uglyamerican]

Re: the crackers. If there was one thing that I learned watching YouTube over the years was the existence of crackers. They are most definitely not a Christmas tradition in the US. I had watched vids of people in paper crowns around Christmastime, and wondered WTF, why are so many people having birthdays around Christmas, wearing the party hats? And then the cracker itself, with the sweet, the fortune, and the sound... it was very..... different? But now I know. And BTW, I think the crown fits Phil's head perfectly

Spoilered because seriously offtopic:

Wat. Christmas crackers/bonbons are not a thing in the US? You are missing out. And by that I mean that the whole affair is silly but kind of endearing and definitely a tradition. It's basically a given that the gift inside will be kinda tacky and the joke will be horrendous. But it's all in good fun. And you have to wear the paper crown!

Here is a joke from a cracker I pulled today:

Q: What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A: A nervous wreck.

(Yeah, I like Christmas, sue me ... )

Yeah, crackers are definitely not a thing here...and mince pies. Can someone kindly tell me why Phil has been just nuts for the amount of mince pies he was going to consume?

And Dan? Consider yourself judged for that sweater...lol

My father used to make mincemeat pie for Christmas, with actual meat. But my brother and I hated it (and I think my mom too,) so he gave up. We were such brats. Anyway, yea, not too common in the US.

[MoonPride]

There was nothing platonic about those bloopers. I felt like I was 3rd wheeling.

[Ablissa]

There was nothing platonic about those bloopers. I felt like I was 3rd wheeling.

This is how I've felt in a lot of their recent videos. Can't say I mind it at all

[Truth_or_cliche]

There was nothing platonic about those bloopers. I felt like I was 3rd wheeling.

This is how I've felt in a lot of their recent videos. Can't say I mind it at all

Can't say I mind much of anything they've been doing lately honestly. December 2016 has truly been a gift.

[Amiaw]

The bloopers were a great way to end their December videos and their/our year with them.
I wonder why they chose these as bloopers and left Pinof 8 as it was because, like everyone said, these were so much better than the actual video.

Also- when Dan kissed the cactus it reminded me of Phil's question to Molly about how one should act when their bf was paying too much attention to their cactus... Dan confirmed

[dontpanic]

These bloopers are the real pinof 8
I had a pretty bad Christmas so this is literally the best gift ever thank you
Also dan's instagram photo is so wonderful, posing with his dog = Christmas tradition
got some cheeky timestamps (although let's be real, this whole video is one giant timestamp)



0:06—starting off on the right foot with dan’s adorable shrug/laugh/fondness (why am I like this)
0:25—Cause of death…Phil’s laugh here and phil's laugh about Barry the Bowl in the baking video
0:40—I have a pug named Janet. That laugh is not anything like a pug phil needs to spend more time at Felix’s to learn the ways of the pug
0:49—Pointillism.
1:22—Phil repeating the word whisk to remind dan of the whisk porn? Dan doesn’t react…fear of whisks no longer part of his branding??
1:36—Violent phil is my aesthetic. Phil’s quiet smiley little “shut up” and dan calling phil’s laugh endearing: “we all like it”
1:55—Phil being a little shit yesssss
2:18—Phil with a dog mention, and again at 2:49. mix this with dan's pic with the family dog #danandphilGETAPUPPY altho Phil would water his dog, proof he slept though biology class
2:54—Phil’s fond eyeroll re.“dandle” the candle also why does dandle smell like oil, phil
3:07—Phil teasing about dan's dimple = payback for dan’s teasing about phil's laugh
3:35—Phil exposing some skin (literally a tiny sliver of the hip I need to stop)
3:47—dan's reaction to the “am I dreaming?” tweet...don’t lie Mr. “Phil Trash #1” you would’ve reacted the exact same way don’t hide your fangirl past
4:27—Phil’s little “oof.” And doN’T LIE DAN we all know you would visit “Phil’s crusty treats.”
4:53—Phil gets a biology lesson (okay but teacher/student kink confirmed)
5:40—pause here. Phil’s orgasm face while lying on the bed
6:05—Northern Phil emerges: “Danny”
6:30—The silence, the lack of movement, the empty mirror, the mussed bedsheets. Did dan get his “hug?” TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE THE RESOLUTION TO THIS PAINFUL CLIFFHANGER

End screen bubbles: Dan’s Channel and AmazingPhil
Dan continues to distance himself from danisnotonfire?

There was nothing platonic about those bloopers. I felt like I was 3rd wheeling.

[flarequake]

Crikey, those bloopers sure are bloopy. They messed around so much before they even got the whiskers on and I can't quite believe I just heard Dan say he's never licked his own bum obv it was an easy cheeky rhyme with mum, but still. Loved Phil saying he felt good instead of guilty after stealing all he cereal. You go, Phil, keep thwarting any attempt to stop you I'd assumed we'd see Dan's failed attempt at picking Phil up and maybe Phil trying the same with Dan, but clearly not. Did anyone else notice Phil's blue sock when he got up to get a cloth for his banana-ey bedcover? In pinof when Dan picks him up his socks match, both cream with orange foxes, I think.

Gamingmas has been wonderful, they've been so good to be that consistent both in uploads and in enjoying it and being entertaining. When they, or just Dan, said they did it partly to give people something cheery in December cos it can be a tough time, that was adorable.

Dan's Christmas photo with Colin is so cute, I think he is actually cuter than the dog. Even with the bright pattern and pom-poms his jumper looks more gothy than his usual black things. I need a cute young fella smiling up at me from the hearthrug more often one of my cousins got the same David Beckham perfume thing as Phil, but he's 12 and really into football so I was less surprised.

Talking of crackers, I got the joke "what do you call a fly with no wings?" thanks to Phil (a walk), but when I answered "nectarine" for vampire's favourite fruit, this time Dan would have been right with "blood orange".

I hope everyone's having a good holiday time. As a lot of people have been saying, this place has come to mean a lot to me, it's great to have somewhere to talk about something I'd otherwise bore everyone about, not that I never do that anyway, and we're such a big, varied bunch, it's a good place to be.

[alittledizzy]

Is 14 seconds a dick grab/punch? Bc man the hand trajectory there seems kind of pointed, and then there's an immediate jumpcut.

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[NoOneWantsATortoise]

Bloopers @ 5:56 after "good to know" is that Dan's Priss Face: The Phil Edition?

[Diyes_Celine]

That was really funny. Another video where I felt that I am intruding and that I shouldn't be seeing those things.

Once again, the bloopers are more enjoyable than the actual PINOF video

Not to repeat Dan's rant about the the style of Pinof and how people compare the bloopers to the actual thing but pinof should be artisticly weird and not a normal Q&A. His rant is somewhere out there. I think that was the reason why he didn't like to release the bloopers then. Also, majority of the people from the other site said that PiNoF 7 is funnier than the bloopers so

[mysterylovescompany]

I liked these bloopers. They seemed more casual and had a different vibe than the main vid, but I wouldn't say that one is better than the other. I guess it depends on what you think makes a good video.

According to Dan's comment on his fb post about pinof8 bloopers (soz no screenshot as I'm on mobile but it's the reply to the top comment), Dan got 'a mug with a photo of the family dog on it' for Christmas. He really loves that dog, judging by the yearly adorable photos of him and Colin. I kinda wish he and Phil would move out, if only so that they will be happier with the increased space and pet possibility. I'm a sap and just want them to be happy

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