Dan & Phil Part 40: We like the cock

[missemma]

Probably the funniest Dan & Phil Games video right there. I laughed so much my boyfriend wanted to know what I was watching. I couldn't stop myself from laughing at one point. They really are putting out some good content recently.

[edit: oh top of the page whyyyyy]

[lurker]

i loved the new video (i'm aware that i've started every post reviewing a new video like this so far)! highlights include:

- phil dragging dan about "thomat" directly after he was dragged about "sitting next to a train"
- phil's "the neighbours are gonna call the police" said almost in the same tone as in the halloween baking vid makes me wonder if it's an in joke between the two of them
- the entirety of phil's first go -- i'll actually have to rewatch for dan's reaction because i was laughing so much, but from what i saw, it definitely added to the hilarity of it
- phil's pained/scared expression when he shook dan's hand to agree to all or nothing. it was the face of someone who knew he didn't have the moral grounds to refuse, yet didn't want to give away that sweet sticker.
- "danisveryloud". the self-awareness shocked me. i also expected him to win, so i cackled evilly when he died in the game. i don't know why it pleases me so much to see phil beat him but it does.

i'll definitely rewatch it, it was hilarious. definitely one of my favourites out of the recent videos! a good one for d vs p too, since they were on even grounds and it was actually an occasion were the competition added to the video. plus they obviously had fun playing it, judging by how much they made each other laugh

[SexyTrashCan]

- phil's "the neighbours are gonna call the police" said almost in the same tone as in the halloween baking vid makes me wonder if it's an in joke between the two of them

Yet again, my mind wanders to filthy places

[pilotlight]

God that was hilarious. I need to rewatch it. The noises out of the two of them, christ. I have to wonder if Dan doesn't really realize how loud he is given his reaction to Phil's...sounds. Although he is veryloud according to the end screen, so maybe he does.

And what the hell do their neighbours think??
I have new neighbours as of this month that are super noisy at all hours (like I'm wondering why I bothered watching this with headphones, they don't care about bothering us, so why should I care??) and I'm already fed up with them, but to their credit there has never been any vaguely sexual moaning alternating with wordless shouting.

[alittledizzy]

Ooh I wouldn't put it past younow to game their own system to have the more profitable options be more prominent. I can't remember now if he answered those questions of mine early on or not (and either way probably depends on how many messages there were that show etc), but it was definitely before they started switching things up with that dumb subscription option. That hike in cost for the PMs is pretty ridiculous, but who knows if that really made a dent in how many messages they get sent anyway lol. I just know I'm not paying like $15 for a shoutout.

Same, I'm not sending anymore messages as the price hike is ridiculous. I do have some bars that need using up so if I get an opportunity to send a question before it goes ridiculous then I will send one but I don't think they'll get read.

I'm scared to watch the new video as I don't want my ears to bleed with Dans screaming.

I don't think it would matter even if it did. There's only so many they can/will answer in an hour, so really they could keep upping the max for quite a while before enough people would consider it not worth the money for the shoutout that they genuinely lose money on it.

Which is fine, to me, as someone who isn't interested in sending them anyway. As long as someone is getting something out of it, it doesn't matter me. But I do get how frustrating the hike in price must be for people who like the chance to interact but don't want to mortgage their house to do so.

[flarequake]

Wow, that was screamy. They certainly had fun, Dan laughing at Phil and Phil laughing at the fun game. I'd love some proper singing in whatever the singing equivalent of Just Dance is, if they even have it. The attempt to do those actual songs to it were hilarious, good choice by Dan, shame he did it so slowly really, I like that song. They do find the most unusual things to play, like they're curating the randomness of the internet.

[fancy_nancy]

I loved how much fun they seemed to be having, at some points their laughs were so contagious omg i was dying, great video.

[SexyTrashCan]

I don't know if I'm going too far saying that's one of my favourite DAPG videos. I mean it's not like there's immersive gameplay or anything, I just loved the bants and the constant contagious laughter

[missemma]

And what the hell do their neighbours think??

I ask myself this a lot. Dans face and comments between 7:00-7:05 actually cracked me up as I bet their walls are so thin, the neighbours probably did wonder what on earth was going on.

[alittledizzy]

I can't wait for the inevitable Phil audio only porn edit.

[mio]

This video is the funniest thing ever. And I agree with Dan, that mechanic is such a simple yet great idea for a game now I want to play it too but I don't want to disturb my family

Phil screaming and Dan whispering are my jam.
They were both so playful and giddy during this, I love it.
I hope they do another of these.

[rizzo]

I didn't think a DAPG vid could make me laugh more than Gang Beasts, but that about did it.

Phil's noises alone had me cackling, but then Dan's reactions. God, I'm going to rewatch this so many times.

And honestly, the number of times "what will the neighbors think"/"the police are gonna be called" gets brought up... I'm thinking the neighbors have expressed their concern more than once at this point. Bless these 2 dorks for persisting.

[sweetmm]

My goodness I had to hold down my tummy as to protect my stitches as I was laughing so hard during Phil's turn. It became worst for me as I noticed Dan's was embarrassed by the sounds coming out from Phil

They must had wanted to upload the switch game fast as it seems again they did no upload in a chronological order as the 1 2 switch sticker is missing.

[Ilovethemohyesido]

I couldn't stop laughing the whole video but like alll of us, I had to keep turning the volume up and down.

It wasn't part of the game but one of my fave moments was when Phil told Dan about Thomas a second after Dan finished bothering hin about sitting next to a train.

[Catallena]

I was such a skeptic when I clicked that video but holy shit I laughed so much and had a lot of fun watching that. No chance to just sit and relax while watching because I had to keep adjusting the volume, but it was worth it. I adored them dragging each other for misspeaking and Phil's turn at the game had me in stitches. Don't know what was funnier, Phil's moaning (it literally sounded like porn at times wtf) or Dan cracking the fuck up. Their neighbours must hate them so much :') I totally thought Dan was gonna get it because lbr he never shuts up and his hella loud, but yay congrats Philly

[captainspacecoat]

I loved how much fun they seemed to be having, at some points their laughs were so contagious omg i was dying, great video.

Me too, that's what I loved best about the video!! Their laughter (especially Dan's) seemed so genuine, and it was so infectious, I was sobbing with laughter. I love when Dan does that completely silent laugh, it seems very authentic and not at all played up for the camera

Also Phil's noises, oh my god, their poor neighbours

[sweetmm]

This is what I love about the phandom, they are fast

[SexyTrashCan]

This is what I love about the phandom, they are fast

This is incredible... bought tears to my eyes

[JoeAverage]

I agree to everyone's comments so far, this video is one of the best, also im so glad Phil won, you go boo!

Oh and in the off chance Dan or anyone deppy related is reading this: ( )
Daniel this is a sign, you lost cos you did the shrek meme, pls let it die, stop the "somebody once told me" song, stop shrek, kill both and let them rot in the pits hell.

Omg SexyTrashCan that video is hilarious.

[misakichan274]

I freaking loved this video and have rewatched it multiple times already

Phil looks lovely
Genuinely horrified/embarrassed Dan at Phil's pornographic moans reminds me of the other times Phil's innuendos or moans have never failed to make him so flustered


I'm surprised no one's mentioned the cheeky little allusion of Google watching over them being in love 'like real life'



or is it just me

[JoeAverage]

ups my bad the video was posted here by sweetmm, sorry! im still cracking up!

Also i found this poll a while ago but forgot to post it. (I sincerely agree with the results )

[SexyTrashCan]

I'm surprised no one's mentioned the cheeky little allusion of Google watching over them being in love 'like real life'

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Woah I didn't pick up on the "being in love" bit

[Rigby]

I'm surprised no one's mentioned the cheeky little allusion of Google watching over them being in love 'like real life'

or is it just me

I think they were talking about Google:

-And then Google's just looking over them...
-Just like "I watch everything"
-Which they do!
-Like real life!


Anyway, loved this video to bits. I couldn't stop laughing

[misakichan274]

I'm surprised no one's mentioned the cheeky little allusion of Google watching over them being in love 'like real life'

or is it just me

I think they were talking about Google:

-And then Google's just looking over them...
-Just like "I watch everything"
-Which they do!
-Like real life!

Haha I guess I just couldn't resist reading into it

[Whereisvinci]

Haven't watched the new DAPG vid yet but so glad that they are playing this game!
Dunno if this game is widely known/popular in the west but I've been seeing people play it for weeks now and it's really hilarious