I know the tax purpose thing is sort of maybe a joke but I have a 'serious' conspiracy theory for you that involves a wedding (Im sad and had cereal for tea, this one is gonna be weird) grab your psychedelic tinfoil for this one.malday wrote:I think Phil said "marriage is only a piece of paper if the people in it are not happy" and Dan just referenced that in the Sims video.darque_red wrote: As BSV pointed out, the 'marriage is a piece of paper' comment really makes me support the theory that they are/will get married for tax purposes.
And damn, the the UK must have some great tax breaks for married gay couples to motivate them to get hitched solely for that purpose!
Dan got cursed. Specifically for travel. Examples:
Dan and Vodka vs deodorant bottle feat. pistachio muffin - nearly blinds self just before trip to Australia
Dan vs US Security - ended up *briefly* deported to the Bahamas
Dan vs taxi cab across London - lost his passport in the wrong timezone on a day of protest with a taxi driver who can't map
Dan vs tennis - ended up nearly escorted out of Wimbledon for not turning up the right car
It is only a matter of time until Danny here does something stupid in a foreign country and ends up having to be repatriated to the UK, in a body bag. Phil, being psychic, can see this on Dan's horizon and has foretold that he, Phil will be the one with him when Dan inevitably goes to meet Jesus. (If you have a civil partnership or are just friends with someone and they die outside of the UK you have zero say over what happens with their body. This is a major pro-same-sex marriage argument, it makes the worst possible thing that could happen while travelling slightly easier.)
So Philly, being a bro, has decided to marry Dan for repatriation purposes before his untimely demise at the hands of foreign travel. Completely platonic, yet functional.