in the most reasonable, adult, way, i am 100% trash

[hazeygal212]

hello all,
my name's hazel and i am completely new to this site. a while back i got completely sucked into GG while lurking through old dan and phil stuff, and was disappointed to find that you all had left! idk what the drama was there, but i stopped reading when i saw that the thread was no longer alive. a couple months later, i randomly stumble on this page and realize it's the same community/conversation! like most of you it seems, i'm an older fan (18) and am glad to find a place where people are talking about things in a respectful/mature way while still being utterly in love with the two boys. i can't wait to join the conversation! (if you'll have me)

[DryCereal]

We specialise in adult trash, so you'll fit right in!!

[swofro]

Are you secretly Hazel Hayes?
Jk.

[Poe]

Are you secretly Hazel Hayes?
Jk.

This was the first thing that I thought about

Hey and ,nice to see so many new people on here. Seems like you'll fit right in with everyone here

[majitzu]

I tried to pm a lot of people about we moving here, but there were a lot of lurkers I couldn't contact. So is great you find us!

[coffee pig]

Welcome to the board, I can already tell you will fit in because the title of your post perfectly captures the spirit of our banter here.

[adequate duck]

18? You are a TINY INFANT

Welcome. I, too, was glad to find a forum of D&P fans that weren't just the young tweens/teens. I mean I am all for teen girls (and boys and non-binary ppl) doing their thing, but it's no longer my thing, so I hang out here with these other trashcans and pretend to adult.

[hazeygal212]

wow i was not expecting responses so quickly! you're all so welcoming thank you!! it's wonderful to know i'm not alone in being d&p garbage. and no unfortunately i am not hazel hayes but im honored to share the name anyway!