Dan & Phil Part 9: The most fun we've ever had

[Philena]

But, haven't they been to a hotel at each stop? Seems like they have plenty of alone time, between hotel rooms, the back of the bus, dressing rooms, and oversized microwaves.

[blueapple_x]

Lol.

Dan right now:

[sweetmm]

manged is more of the private party wife-swapping type of couple (as "admitted" by Phil) as opposed to wild groupie

But what happened to try new things?

Hmmm great point and they have to upload it on LAP channel; being creature of habit

[sweetmm]

Tomska, Louise & Alfie is in NY for the Youtuber Creative Summit which attended last year with them; I guess another lost vlogs opportunity

[sweetmm]

Another spoiler TATINOF pics

[vortexofphan]

If you're really content drought-ed you can watch couples react. It's hilarious because they went from being utterly confused as to who they are and saying the remind them of themselves, to deciding that they were 100% a couple and genuinely seeming to enjoy dan and phil videos. It's watching the real life journey of every phan member haha. Soon, we'll find them joining the rest of the middle aged nosed pervets on here

Anyway, the most recent one is under the spoiler if anyone is interested.

Also, kind of on topic, Wouldn't a hotel room at every stop kind of defeat the purpose of the bus? This might be my student loans speaking, but that seems like such an extra expense. I'd get it for some nights though, just for comfort levels.

[sweetmm]

Hmmmm

[majitzu]

Lol.

Dan right now:

Hahahaha I love Dan's reaction. If you are going to have a bunch of over excited teenagers screaming better enjoy it. But I'm more like Phil, I hate screams and I will try to leave as soon as possible

[Jeweul]

Hmmmm

A bit innapropriate for an all ages show, ya think?

[bluebox-away]

Damn I go out touristing for a day and I miss the microwave sex logistics talk

Assuming phan, 6 years etc I would hope they can control themselves long enough to get to a dressing room/hotel room but would not be surprised at all at stuff going down in the bus-bedroom tbh

I'm really glad Phil seems better today, I was genuinely getting quite concerned, because a month of touring when you're sick would be shitty..
help I'm drunk posting I haven't had a drink in like a month bc exams and wow this glass of wine has affected me

[oqua]

Lol.

Dan right now:

Reminds me of this clip where Dan says he looks like Lady Gaga:

At 4:00 -

The comment has nothing to do with the "living for the applause" aspect of it, just the fact that his face is painted. But you know, content drought...

Edit: Also, if Dan really did that with the lights that's equal parts hilarious and adorable. I hope he and Phil both feel proud and happy to know how many people are crazy about them. Sometimes I'm bitter about stuff they do and things they say and blah blah blah but deep down I am trash (insert that brilliant quote from manged here about being a banana peel or something lmao) and I love them so yeah. Idk I'm feeling sappy tonight.

[majitzu]

You know how have this phrase they always say, like Dan complimenting peoples hair, clothes,... Well I notice that if you made them sign an adoption paper Phil will say something cereal related.

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[coffee pig]

Hmmmm

I think this poster is meant to be ironic but yeah, still weird.
Somewhat offtopic, but I wonder what watching the show must be like for people who aren't that familiar with Dan and Phil or internet culture, like some of the parents in the audience. Some aspects of the show must be rather mystifying to them. I think most of the audience members who are familiar with fangirl rhetoric could interpret that poster as a joke, but I can imagine someone's dad looking at it like .

[sweetmm]

Hmmmm

I think this poster is meant to be ironic but yeah, still weird.
Somewhat offtopic, but I wonder what watching the show must be like for people who aren't that familiar with Dan and Phil or internet culture, like some of the parents in the audience. Some aspects of the show must be rather mystifying to them. I think most of the audience members who are familiar with fangirl rhetoric could interpret that poster as a joke, but I can imagine someone's dad looking at it like .

read starlight review in tonight tour date; she gave an insight to the reaction of those not familiar to

http://indepthbants.com/topic244.html

[coffee pig]

I just saw a meme about Deppy's bodyguard, it's starting guys. Drake's going to be Tumblr famous soon.

http://phanswhiskers.tumblr.com/post/14 ... -bodyguard

Also, all this talk about dogs and the logistics of microwave sex has made me finally admit to myself that while I calmly pretend like I'm a rational phanagnostic, deep inside I'm actually the grossest, smelliest pile of Phan trash to ever be left on the side of the road. I started out as an anti-Phan, I'm not sure how this happened.

[timtam]

I'm so here for dog chat.

Hmmmm

Oh god this makes me cringe. This is the worst meme to ever come out of the fandom. I don't like to be a killjoy but I hope someone took it down because it's kinda inappropriate.

[sweetmm]

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU

[akui]

The sex thing

They are long term couples so i guess their sex life would be less exciting, especially they are on tour, they mostly likely to be too tired to do anything at night but to sleep.

But Dan feels like the kinda person who would say "sex is important for relationship, let's at least do it once a week." And woke Phil up when Phil trying to get some sleep.

On the other hand they also seems like the kind of person who would have a cheeky handjob in dressing room or tourbus, especially Phil.

[pixlexia]

Lol.

This is making me laugh so much, oh my god. Like, good for him and all, but simultaneously... I'm sure he meant it as in "people will like it if I do this" but I totally love interpreting it as "oh, my people, I must grace them with my presence and bask in the glory." Which is about 10x as funny when you put him next to Phil who barely even looks up during these situations and pretty much flies out of the environment as speedily as possible.

[Anonymousse]

So instead of talking about dogs because of the lack of content, I have been reading a buttload ( ) of fanfiction.

The only thing I have to say is:

Dans sexuality is like his hair.
Trying very hard to straighten it out, but it doesn't change the fact that at the start of the day it is what it is and he is what he is...

a furry.

[Kathrynxjane]

I should be getting to work but I am reading about how two grown men will have sex on tour. What is my life?

So about the logistics of oversized microwave sex.

Okay, look, you clicked that. I'm not really sure what you expected, but here's what you get: a post about phan having sex on tour. If it doesn't interest you, turn away now!

Really, do we think they're the kind who are gonna want to get in a cheeky grope (or more) when and where they can? Or are they too terrified of the potential of being caught to ever risk anything? Like, handjobs on the bus? Do they hang a sock on the partition handle and hope people realize when to definitely-not-disturb?

Shut themselves in the tiny bathroom and take care it by themselves? Work off their nerves in the dressing room pre-show or is it all business?

Or is it a vow of celibacy on the bus and then they immediately get to a hotel room and disappear for two hours, completely unreachable by phone only to emerged infinitely more patient with the world and each other?

Will there come a point just before the show is over where they're high on emotion and feeling a little more risky and that microwave set-piece suddenly does seem kinda tempting? Or will the end of the tour just mean they're too exhausted to even think of sex anyway? Who would be the one to suggest it?

Award for the best line to lead into a spoilers goes to alittledizzy. Amazing, had me in tears.

if they have been together for 6 years at this point, I think we can safely assume that they will probably wait for the safety of the hotel stops. We will never know. And even if they did come out, I doubt it would be the one of the things they tell us!
Liveshow premium question "so how are you and Phil fulfilling your sexual needs on tour?" denied straight away

oqua you are a blessing to this community with your complications. I don't even like dogs but just seeing them with dogs make me feel all warm inside.

[thecheshirekatt3]

I am so on board for sex logistics discussion.

Personally as someone who's been in a relationship for 10 years it all depends on the person. I am all up for goofing about in all situations and can be rather impatient and I kind of see Dan as the same. Could wait, but want it noooow type thing. I could totally see him using his whiny voice on Phil and talking him into a little something in the dead of night in the back of the bus

[mintsans]

Oh no I missed the dog talk. Oh well time to bring it back, it's not like there's anything new:

I personally like to imagine then with one of those magical mystical dogs with the really long fur just for the lols

imagine them walking this magestic beast around london lmao

but like realistically it's gotta be either a shibe or a mutt

as for bus sex

don't think phil the man who can't fathom traveling without having a fancy hotel to stay in (didn't he say something along those lines once? anyway, i'm mostly going by dan's repeated comments about phil very capital like person haha) would sacrifice his comfort just cause he's horny.

also i've always picture them both to be the kind of people who get horngry (like horny-angry) when not thoroughly satisfied so hopefully there are enough opportunities. i wouldn't want to be stuck in a bus for hours with two antsy giants. if i were the tour people i would instigate some alone, private time to keep them sane (bit awks if it's martyn who does it tho)

Lol.

Dan right now:

Literally! I love it, he looks so happy to be living his childhood dream (kind of).

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Speaking of topics to discuss because of the lack of new stuff...

LMC their ex-BBC/person who has gotten them other jobs pal is getting married, by the looks of her instagram, sometime late this year. Do ya think are invited? I'd love to see their wedding #Looks and get ideas etc

[Cora]

re: "Dan lives for the applause, applause, applause...":
I am so angry rn that I don't know how to use editing software or you bet your asses I'd be spending the rest of the night creating a video that starts with a montage of screaming deppy crowds which slowly fades out, intro to Gaga, followed by the rest of the song playing in the background to a variety of clips of Dan dancing, spinning, laughing, cut ins of fan m&g clips, and closing with a cheeky Dan wink.

re: embarrassing fucking sign:
That's an embarrassing fucking sign.

re: Dan loving attention vs. Phil's reactions to fans:
I feel like I got a very different experience when I met Deppy. Dan started it out with a warm greeting, a bingo card compliment, and some very generalized "I hope you're having a nice day" chat, but Phil was like as soon as I walked in and he was super talkative, it was strange. It actually became noticeable that Dan just sort of abandoned the conversation and got quiet while Phil chatted away. Most of the photos I have of meeting them, Phil is staring at me and smiling away and Dan is looking down. Which is only mildly sad for me as I'm total Dan Trash, but Phil was quite lovely.

[thecheshirekatt3]

re: "Dan lives for the applause, applause, applause...":
I am so angry rn that I don't know how to use editing software or you bet your asses I'd be spending the rest of the night creating a video that starts with a montage of screaming deppy crowds which slowly fades out, intro to Gaga, followed by the rest of the song playing in the background to a variety of clips of Dan dancing, spinning, laughing, cut ins of fan m&g clips, and closing with a cheeky Dan wink.


re: embarrassing fucking sign:
That's an embarrassing fucking sign.

Being that it's 1:30 in the morning, you have me rather tempted to bust out my editing software This is a very bad idea considering I'm supposed to be finishing a paper that's due tomorrow

Also, I agree with your sign sentiment.