Dan & Phil Part 11: Kinda queer and terrible #ComeTogether

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cora808 wrote:
bluebox-away wrote:Surely Dan knew tweeting this would put the image of D&P having sex to All Star in everyone's minds right? How long till someone writes that fic? :?

You sassy little bitch. ILY.

I just imagine these like, 14 year old kids getting intimate...parents are out of town...candles lit, both have a nervous shake in their voices...one begins begins removing the other's shirt. She licks her lips and says "h...hang on..."
I'm 90% convinced that there is a story (perhaps a phan fic) behind that song and that Dan chose it when he won challenges to "get" Phil.

I leave it to you all lovelies to tell us what that story is
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sweetmm wrote:
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sweetmm wrote:His legs look like shiny polished white marbles :lol:
He looks good but weird choice of photo to take :lol: I'm guessing Dan probably took it as per?
Well Phil is now calling Dan his "bird" ;) (take it in any context you want, but I take it as I want i.e. his babe)
I guess #danissecretlyashadowchicken theory has now been confirmed by Phil?
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Here you go.
By the time I got to the credits I was over it so I just stole the credits from Gravity. Sandra Bullock is totally in 'Hello Internet'.
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my god phil let me live
he is so beautiful

also i do not learn so i have all my hopes up for a ditl vid :')
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cora808 wrote:Image


Here you go.
By the time I got to the credits I was over it so I just stole the credits from Gravity. Sandra Bullock is totally in 'Hello Internet'.

Thanks, this is amazing

Also look at all this chickens! Ok no, but seriously that's a lot of merchandise!
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[quote="cora808"]Image
Here you go.
By the time I got to the credits I was over it so I just stole the credits from Gravity. Sandra Bullock is totally in 'Hello Internet'.[/quote]

Id give this film an Oscar
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majitzu wrote:
cora808 wrote:
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Here you go.
By the time I got to the credits I was over it so I just stole the credits from Gravity. Sandra Bullock is totally in 'Hello Internet'.

Thanks, this is amazing

Also look at all this chickens! Ok no, but seriously that's a lot of merchandise!
Laughing @ that pic because where I'm from "gil" is slang for stupid or dumb. Poor Dan
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Rigby wrote:
Laughing @ that pic because where I'm from "gil" is slang for stupid or dumb. Poor Dan
Are you from Spain, Argentina or Chile? Or I'm completely wrong.
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I've been so in-deep lurk mode, but I finally emerge from the shadows. I just had to post this video. It's this adorable YT couple that reacts to videos, and the comments they made about PINOF1 are like, worth noting. Especially, since they don't have the bias that we all do.



On a different note, I want this tour to be over. Maybe I'd be more into it, if they posted more and/or I was going. I did like the change in scenery in Undertale, though.

[offtopic]I never got Dan's Kanye obsession, until I watched an interview. The guy's a bit nuts, but passionate. He believes in something. That something is himself. It was interesting how he [Kanye] talked about the media warping him, how he wants to do something good for the world. His opinions on being in the public eye maybe resonate with Dan. And he was very existential-y, which. Dan's branding...[/offtopic]

(Sorry if none of this makes sense. I usually don't contribute, and its so late where I am. Back to lurkdom. )
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majitzu wrote:
Rigby wrote:
Laughing @ that pic because where I'm from "gil" is slang for stupid or dumb. Poor Dan
Are you from Spain, Argentina or Chile? Or I'm completely wrong.
Argentina! You got it right :)
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Most Gildan's come in boxes of 72 shirts.
At $25, they're probably making at least $15 per shirt. Maybe closer to $17-18.

Half the boxes are probably full of the money they're making in merch profit. Good for them though. Save up for that house.
That's my socializing quota for the month up.
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Okay, so we can see the black and silver bus with the attached trailer. That probably means that's the merch crew's bus, right?
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bedhead91 wrote:http://archiveofourown.org/works/6917560

I'm so sorry.
I think I love you.
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bedhead91 wrote:http://archiveofourown.org/works/6917560

I'm so sorry.
This is one of the many reasons why you're one of my favorites.
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bedhead91 wrote:http://archiveofourown.org/works/6917560

I'm so sorry.
And after this I'm going to sleep.

Good night everybody.
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Thanks for my bedtime story, bedhead91
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bedhead91 wrote:http://archiveofourown.org/works/6917560

I'm so sorry.


Favorite part: "Blah blah, they got horny, I have no patience to describe two dudes dry-humping on a couch." Oh that problematic 4th wall...
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bedhead91 wrote:http://archiveofourown.org/works/6917560

I'm so sorry.
everything about this - down to the tags - was beautiful. truly a work of art. thank you. :clapping:
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mez29 wrote:Now that the height discussion has been raised again and the question of tabinof editions has come up …

My copy of tabinof says Phil's height is 6'2.9" but I swear I've seen a scan of another copy where it said something like 6'2.99999"? Can anyone confirm this? It's clearly a joke in both cases (although more obvious in the second one)—it just seems weird that they would have changed it between editions. Unless I imagined the whole thing
The U.K. and U.S. editions both say 6'2.9''.
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bedhead91 wrote:http://archiveofourown.org/works/6917560

I'm so sorry.
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Rigby wrote:Okay, so we can see the black and silver bus with the attached trailer. That probably means that's the merch crew's bus, right?
i'm pretty sure that's actually the red bus that looks black because of the shadow, look at the top of the bus where the sun hits it, it looks red imo

or maybe it's just wishful thinking because one of the few things i know for sure is that the merch crew has the red bus please don't mess with my # factz
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majitzu wrote:
Rigby wrote:
Laughing @ that pic because where I'm from "gil" is slang for stupid or dumb. Poor Dan
Are you from Spain, Argentina or Chile? Or I'm completely wrong.
Argentina! You got it right :)
lmao i didn't even read the boxes until you pointed it out and now i can't stop laughing

also u can add uruguay to that list
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bedhead91 wrote:http://archiveofourown.org/works/6917560

I'm so sorry.
What a lovely story to read while having my breakfast
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Some busgate intel:
I was at the philly show tonight and walked past the buses on my way in and on my way out. They have a black and silver bus with a trailer attached, which is the crew bus. Then a large truck, and a black (burgundy?) and gold bus for d&p, drake, and idk who else. i know this for sure because as i mentioned in my review (lol spon?), the stairs i used to leave the venue exited directly in front of the busses.

As i stepped out, the black/burgundy and gold one was driving away with drake up near the front seat by the window, waving at some fans who were stood outside. It drove away fairly quickly and turned in the opposite direction of the venue. This was within minutes of the show ending, but the bus was parked right next to the stage door, which was open when i walked outside, so d&p must have run off the stage and straight onto the bus. The venue is not one with any sneaky back exits or parking lots; the busses were all parked directly on the street next to the stage entrance. No matter what door they exited from, it would have been onto a public sidewalk (which the line for merch had already extended out onto after the show) they'd have had to cross before hopping onto the bus. I doubt they wanted to deal with the deluge of fans that wait around, nor did they want to wait until everyone left, so instead they made a break for it before people had a chance to get outside.
All the other vehicles stayed, as merch was still in full swing and the set still had to be broken down. Hopefully this clears up any remaining bus confusion!!
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The picture of Phil on that magnificent carpet is one of the best pictures I have seen of Phil and I'm oh so trash.
cora808 wrote:
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Here you go.
By the time I got to the credits I was over it so I just stole the credits from Gravity. Sandra Bullock is totally in 'Hello Internet'.
I mean...


But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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cora808 wrote:Image


Here you go.
By the time I got to the credits I was over it so I just stole the credits from Gravity. Sandra Bullock is totally in 'Hello Internet'.
AMAZING. Also... It took me such a long time to stop reading it as "Who do you want to be inside when your dreams come true?"
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