Dan & Phil Part 13: So Bored That This Is Our Thread Name

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bluebox-away wrote:I'm so desperate for content I saw the start of this notification and though it was gonna be a ls
Is he saying that he knows we're drama llamas and is telling us to calm down??
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Yeah... I doubt these kids actually have any shit on Dan or Phil. :roll:

Just a bunch of immature teen drama queens who want attention, why else would you destroy a book and post it to the internet? Honestly, with all the Charlie worshipping they seem like newbies who just found out about the beef between him and Dan, Dan's nudes and the Phan 'proof' screenshots, so now they feel all powerful or something. I feel like there's been people like this in the phandom for years, trolls who fade away pretty quickly

Besides, I feel like there's people wanting to 'expose' them for something every few months and it never happens. Even the first Phan thread on GG once threatened to leak shit because they thought they were special... despite the fact that they got all their evidence from Tumblr.


Also Dan is going to get dragged by people for saying 'namaste' in his new Tweet in 1, 2, 3...
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bluebox-away wrote:I'm so desperate for content I saw the start of this notification and though it was gonna be a ls
What.... What is that tweet ???
eevee wrote:
Is he saying that he knows we're drama llamas and is telling us to calm down??
He probably is :lol:
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Ticia wrote:Aka: Hakuna your tatas, nobody's blackmailing anyone today.
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Yeah I definitely think it's a 'calm your tits nothing is going on guys' tweet :lol: also that reply gave me a minor cringe attack, do people realize that their tweets are publicly viewable because seriously what?!
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Catallena wrote: Also Dan is going to get dragged by people for saying 'namaste' in his new Tweet in 1, 2, 3...
That was the first thought in my mind after I read the tweet. He should know better than that.
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Catallena wrote:Yeah... I doubt these kids actually have any shit on Dan or Phil. :roll:

Just a bunch of immature teen drama queens who want attention, why else would you destroy a book and post it to the internet? Honestly, with all the Charlie worshipping they seem like newbies who just found out about the beef between him and Dan, Dan's nudes and the Phan 'proof' screenshots, so now they feel all powerful or something. I feel like there's been people like this in the phandom for years, trolls who fade away pretty quickly

Besides, I feel like there's people wanting to 'expose' them for something every few months and it never happens. Even the first Phan thread on GG once threatened to leak shit because they thought they were special... despite the fact that they got all their evidence from Tumblr.


Also Dan is going to get dragged by people for saying 'namaste' in his new Tweet in 1, 2, 3...
Judging from the name ''pabloislester'' this one is definitely a Charlie worshiper. Even if you are actually thirteen, how the fuck can you support Charlie over Dan when Charlie was clearly the bully and the aggressor in that situation? I don't understand.
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kooshka wrote:
Catallena wrote: Also Dan is going to get dragged by people for saying 'namaste' in his new Tweet in 1, 2, 3...
That was the first thought in my mind after I read the tweet. He should know better than that.
Can I ask what it means ? Language barrier here
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NarrysCanary wrote:
kooshka wrote:
Catallena wrote: Also Dan is going to get dragged by people for saying 'namaste' in his new Tweet in 1, 2, 3...
That was the first thought in my mind after I read the tweet. He should know better than that.
Can I ask what it means ? Language barrier here
It is common greeting/goodbye in hindu parts of the world, specifically India and Nepal. Translations vary as it is derived from Sanskrit, but it essentially means "the divine in me recognizes the divine in you."

It think most Westerners know of it because a lot of yoga classes open/close with it.
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daphenaxa wrote: it's not on a deleted video. It is this vid:
This is so unnecessarily sexual i love it

I don't even wanna bother to talk about creepy phandom trolls or emma blackery now, it's so beneath us, it's so beneath Dan, we are all beautiful ducklings and the phandom should be a beautiful pond with clear water and happy water creatures, we don't deserve these shit, stop polluting us.

I'm going zen with Dan.
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greatnessflicker wrote: It is common greeting in hindu parts of the world, specifically India and Nepal. Translations vary as it is derived from Sanskrit, but it essentially means "the divine in me recognizes the divine in you."
Okay thanks !
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greatnessflicker wrote:
NarrysCanary wrote:
kooshka wrote:
Catallena wrote: Also Dan is going to get dragged by people for saying 'namaste' in his new Tweet in 1, 2, 3...
That was the first thought in my mind after I read the tweet. He should know better than that.
Can I ask what it means ? Language barrier here
It is common greeting in hindu parts of the world, specifically India and Nepal. Translations vary as it is derived from Sanskrit, but it essentially means "the divine in me recognizes the divine in you."
In my experience it's also sometimes used before/after yoga and meditation type classes as again, I guess, a greeting of sorts, so he might have got it from that kind of context? Either way it's a bit of a questionable choice using it in that tweet
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bluebox-away wrote: In my experience it's also sometimes used before/after yoga and meditation type classes as again, I guess, a greeting of sorts, so he might have got it from that kind of context? Either way it's a bit of a questionable choice using it in that tweet
Yes! I edited my post to say that (which makes sense, as yoga comes to the West from the Indian subcontinent). Though Dan probably knows it best from his time in India, seeing as his experience with yoga (as far as we know) is limited to those friendship poses and Dil and Tabitha's spa day.

Edit: namaste follows directly after him telling us to breathe slowly so nvm
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charlies also been called out multiple times on being in appropriate with young people (especially young teenage girls) so im far more worried for the girls that obsess over him than i am annoyed over the stupid stuff they say. it's bizarre to me that people still can't recognise how horrible that situation was when a person was trying very hard to not be outed and that was being laughed about because "hahaha no homo howell lying why is he LYING omg'. obviously he blocked you on facebook mate, you're a horrible person.

also if you are a child why would you try blackmailing a millionaire he can sell his expensive shoes and sue you

i don't expect much backlash over the tweet since the whole tone is so overly dramatic and funny. if he starts closing his tweets/videos with namaste seriously.... yeah.
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bluebox-away wrote:I'm so desperate for content I saw the start of this notification and though it was gonna be a ls
ugh
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akui wrote:
daphenaxa wrote: it's not on a deleted video. It is this vid:
This is so unnecessarily sexual i love it
What did I just watch. I have so many questions about this video. What is actually happening at 0:28. Why did Phil think this was a good idea for an ad? Why did Phil's mum agree to be in this? Why does Phil sound like he's enjoying himself a little too much popping that bubble-wrap? Why are the early comments on this video so brutal? Whut..... :?
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jaej wrote: i don't expect much backlash over the tweet since the whole tone is so overly dramatic and funny. if he starts closing his tweets/videos with namaste seriously.... yeah.
I just rewatched the part in the spa day video where they do yoga and Phil says "namaste" and dan finds it hilarious ("Phil, shut up"), so yeah, I think he was going for the same effect.
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the last thing i want to know abt is tweens and dumbass drama over something fake or old photos/vids -_- why r they so cringe god
tomska should've ignore them, this just encourages them as they want attention

i'm so bored :/
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bedhead91 wrote:What did I just watch. I have so many questions about this video. What is actually happening at 0:28. Why did Phil think this was a good idea for an ad? Why did Phil's mum agree to be in this? Why does Phil sound like he's enjoying himself a little too much popping that bubble-wrap? Why are the early comments on this video so brutal? Whut..... :?
Some of the hate might've been from Tomska fans

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daphenaxa wrote:
bluebox-away wrote:I'm so desperate for content I saw the start of this notification and though it was gonna be a ls
ugh
ikr, don't tease us like that Daniel.

I'm because this is the cutest "y'all m****rf*****s better calm the f**k down" I've ever seen. Agree that he's about to get dragged for the 'namaste' though.
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bedhead91 wrote: What did I just watch. I have so many questions about this video. What is actually happening at 0:28. Why did Phil think this was a good idea for an ad? Why did Phil's mum agree to be in this? Why does Phil sound like he's enjoying himself a little too much popping that bubble-wrap? Why are the early comments on this video so brutal? Whut..... :?
I love it tbh I think it is hilarious.
I think it got a lot of hate because it maybe got featured and a lot of trolls hated Phil's "gay" haircut/self. Also it was an ad so he was a horrible sell-out
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daphenaxa wrote:
bluebox-away wrote:I'm so desperate for content I saw the start of this notification and though it was gonna be a ls
ugh
ikr, don't tease us like that Daniel.

I'm because this is the cutest "y'all m****rf*****s better calm the f**k down" I've ever seen. Agree that he's about to get dragged for the 'namaste' though.
That was my first thought too. Idk if they are performing tonight but that tweet sounds like a very Danesque way of cordially inviting everyone to calm down and lower the decibels when attending their show :D

Every time Dan tries to tell me to go outside and get some sun my inner bullshit detector is going off like

As for the whole drama thing. meh. I think they are just baiting fans for atttention.
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eevee wrote:
bluebox-away wrote:I'm so desperate for content I saw the start of this notification and though it was gonna be a ls
Is he saying that he knows we're drama llamas and is telling us to calm down??
I definitely think it's a response to the whole blackmailing drama.
Catallena wrote: Just a bunch of immature teen drama queens who want attention, why else would you destroy a book and post it to the internet? Honestly, with all the Charlie worshipping they seem like newbies who just found out about the beef between him and Dan, Dan's nudes and the Phan 'proof' screenshots, so now they feel all powerful or something. I feel like there's been people like this in the phandom for years, trolls who fade away pretty quickly

jaej wrote: also if you are a child why would you try blackmailing a millionaire he can sell his expensive shoes and sue you


Also JFC I'm still a young adult but KIDS THESE DAYS. I don't think I would ever have acted that way when I was a teenager - blackmailing (or attempting to) someone is pretty ballsy (albeit stupid). I know some of you cringe at Dan's #NicerInternet campaign but there's some truth to it. Some of these kids have definitely developed a disconnect and seem to think they can do whatever they want on the internet and there will be no consequences. It's dodgy af
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I know we're past it, but it appears as though Emma deleted her response tweet. Does anyone have the screenshot or paraphrase?
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Ticia wrote:
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Lol, that's the same girl. Tomska has a good response though. He immediately makes clear that his opinion(s) of Phil ('s videos) has (have) changed.
oh.. tom. that was nice. I think i would liked it even more if he actually @ phil

and of course emma gets involved..couldnt miss the opportunity
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I was disappointed. I liked what he tweeted but I thought it was an introduction to a ls. Dan, don't. We're fragile. If you want the drama to stop give us distraction. I want a cute D&P photo, a video and/or ls. Huhuhu
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