That's all I'm able to read tbh.jaej wrote:does it say ian? #phandivorced
oh hey there top of the page. looking good.
I see "tan jan why cereal )sweetmm wrote:Can you decipher what Dan wrote? I only saw - tall, ?, ?, cereal
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Probation Officer. There was a joke a few pages back spawned by a photo of Dan being surrounded by a police escort. The image conveyed Dan being in police custody, and "Drake" being his P.O. (probation officer.)swofro wrote: Sorry, a bit dumb, but what does PO mean? Post office? (sory lame joke too)

It's definitely (lol @ calling anything about his writing 'definite,' but I'm sure this is what it says): "tall bean why cereal"LurkingTrash wrote:I'm thinking it's him trolling us bc all I can read is 'tan dan why cereal'swofro wrote:For me, the second word is either lean or bean, but I will probably change my mind after staring at it long enoughsweetmm wrote:Can you decipher what Dan wrote? I only saw - tall, ?, ?, cereal
I find this so weirdoqua wrote:
Maybe slightly weird, but my sister is in college and when she is home my mom does everyone's laundry, hers included most of the time.fancy_nancy wrote:I find this so weirdoqua wrote:does he mean his mom washed his clothes up until he moved out? this tweet is from october 2008 so Phil was like, three months shy of 22, thats way too old to have someone else doing your laundry
+1 That's what moms have in their bag of tricks to keep the kids at home a little while longerspaceguitar wrote:Maybe slightly weird, but my sister is in college and when she is home my mom does everyone's laundry, hers included most of the time.fancy_nancy wrote:I find this so weirdoqua wrote:does he mean his mom washed his clothes up until he moved out? this tweet is from october 2008 so Phil was like, three months shy of 22, thats way too old to have someone else doing your laundry
Not really. My sister is a month shy of 22 and she probably touches the laundry 3 times in a year.fancy_nancy wrote:I find this so weirdoqua wrote:does he mean his mom washed his clothes up until he moved out? this tweet is from october 2008 so Phil was like, three months shy of 22, thats way too old to have someone else doing your laundry
Lol I don't think fancy_nancy meant "weird" as in unheard of per say, but more so that it might be reflective of Phil (and other capable adults in similar situations) being a bit spoiled? (Correct me if I'm wrong fancy_nancy)cold-tea wrote:Not really. My sister is a month shy of 22 and she probably touches the laundry 3 times in a year.fancy_nancy wrote:I find this so weirdoqua wrote:does he mean his mom washed his clothes up until he moved out? this tweet is from october 2008 so Phil was like, three months shy of 22, thats way too old to have someone else doing your laundry
haha yeah that's what I meant blueapple_x, I find it weird bc i've been doing my own laundry since 13blueapple_x wrote:Lol I don't think fancy_nancy meant "weird" as in unheard of per say, but more so that it might be reflective of Phil (and other capable adults in similar situations) being a bit spoiled? (Correct me if I'm wrong fancy_nancy)cold-tea wrote:Not really. My sister is a month shy of 22 and she probably touches the laundry 3 times in a year.fancy_nancy wrote:I find this so weirdoqua wrote:does he mean his mom washed his clothes up until he moved out? this tweet is from october 2008 so Phil was like, three months shy of 22, thats way too old to have someone else doing your laundry
the why must be wifi or something, doesn't make sense to use 'why' thereoqua wrote:It's definitely (lol @ calling anything about his writing 'definite,' but I'm sure this is what it says): "tall bean why cereal"LurkingTrash wrote:I'm thinking it's him trolling us bc all I can read is 'tan dan why cereal'swofro wrote:For me, the second word is either lean or bean, but I will probably change my mind after staring at it long enoughsweetmm wrote:Can you decipher what Dan wrote? I only saw - tall, ?, ?, cereal
He does his b's weirdly, so they're formed like a straight vertical line with a little upside-down "c" at the bottom. When he writes one fast it can look like that. And he probably starts his l's at the bottom, so when he quickly writes two in a row they're connected at the top.

Maybe "uhg"? Like "ugh," but misspelled?LurkingTrash wrote:the why must be wifi or something, doesn't make sense to use 'why' thereoqua wrote:It's definitely (lol @ calling anything about his writing 'definite,' but I'm sure this is what it says): "tall bean why cereal"LurkingTrash wrote:I'm thinking it's him trolling us bc all I can read is 'tan dan why cereal'swofro wrote:For me, the second word is either lean or bean, but I will probably change my mind after staring at it long enoughsweetmm wrote:Can you decipher what Dan wrote? I only saw - tall, ?, ?, cereal
He does his b's weirdly, so they're formed like a straight vertical line with a little upside-down "c" at the bottom. When he writes one fast it can look like that. And he probably starts his l's at the bottom, so when he quickly writes two in a row they're connected at the top.
That's what I got too. It looks pretty clearly like 'why' to me to go along with the 'cereal'oqua wrote:Maybe "uhg"? Like "ugh," but misspelled?LurkingTrash wrote:the why must be wifi or something, doesn't make sense to use 'why' thereoqua wrote:It's definitely (lol @ calling anything about his writing 'definite,' but I'm sure this is what it says): "tall bean why cereal"LurkingTrash wrote:I'm thinking it's him trolling us bc all I can read is 'tan dan why cereal'swofro wrote:For me, the second word is either lean or bean, but I will probably change my mind after staring at it long enoughsweetmm wrote:Can you decipher what Dan wrote? I only saw - tall, ?, ?, cereal
He does his b's weirdly, so they're formed like a straight vertical line with a little upside-down "c" at the bottom. When he writes one fast it can look like that. And he probably starts his l's at the bottom, so when he quickly writes two in a row they're connected at the top.
It really looks like "why" to me though. I just figured it was some kind of cosmic plea for the answer to the question of why Phil steals his cereal.
I know, it looks a lot like 'why'. I'm weirdly fascinated about this, I really want to know. tall and cereal I think are confirmed but the middle two?oqua wrote:Maybe "uhg"? Like "ugh," but misspelled?LurkingTrash wrote:the why must be wifi or something, doesn't make sense to use 'why' thereoqua wrote:It's definitely (lol @ calling anything about his writing 'definite,' but I'm sure this is what it says): "tall bean why cereal"LurkingTrash wrote:I'm thinking it's him trolling us bc all I can read is 'tan dan why cereal'swofro wrote:For me, the second word is either lean or bean, but I will probably change my mind after staring at it long enoughsweetmm wrote:Can you decipher what Dan wrote? I only saw - tall, ?, ?, cereal
He does his b's weirdly, so they're formed like a straight vertical line with a little upside-down "c" at the bottom. When he writes one fast it can look like that. And he probably starts his l's at the bottom, so when he quickly writes two in a row they're connected at the top.
It really looks like "why" to me though. I just figured it was some kind of cosmic plea for the answer to the question of why Phil steals his cereal.


It sounds like Dan does laundry now too. They probably both do it, but they have referenced Dan doing the laundry a couple of times. I have to go to bed now (4 am wake up call) or I would look. I am sure some one else on here would know. I think one time was mentioned in the book? About turning all the clothes pink or something. I know I have heard it at least one other time from either of them... But Phil does do his laundry at least sometimes because on one ls he talks about his fabric softener. I thought that was interesting. In all the years that I had room mates, we never did each others laundry...blueapple_x wrote:Lol I don't think fancy_nancy meant "weird" as in unheard of per say, but more so that it might be reflective of Phil (and other capable adults in similar situations) being a bit spoiled? (Correct me if I'm wrong fancy_nancy)cold-tea wrote:Not really. My sister is a month shy of 22 and she probably touches the laundry 3 times in a year.fancy_nancy wrote:I find this so weirdoqua wrote:does he mean his mom washed his clothes up until he moved out? this tweet is from october 2008 so Phil was like, three months shy of 22, thats way too old to have someone else doing your laundry
This is all assuming Phil never touched the laundry much while living at home. It's possible he did do his own laundry at home sometimes but it was mostly his mom (for what reason, I do not know). For all we know he was a spoiled princess lol.
Ohh now that you wrote these 'b's they do make sense for it to be bean, I couldn't see it that way before.oqua wrote:I swear to you the second word is "bean."
1) it makes sense
2) he does his b's weird. I just wrote a bunch of example b's the way he writes them. The one circled in orange I wrote to look like the one here. You can tell how it is in fact a b, just a really weird b. Also, if you look at how he tends to write the "ea" combination, it's like that.
Dan-style "b" examples I wrote:I understand your fascination though. This is how I felt about "The Rules" lol.
I'm not entirely sure about "why," but I'm like 90% sure.

Maybe it's a general "why," like Phil is an enigma.Whatevenismyusername wrote:I believe that the third word is "why". It looks a lot like he stopped the second u in w to start the h, since it ends right under it. I think maybe he was trying to make a statement? something like "phil, stop eating my cereal" which would be pretty hard to do in 4 words.
His hand writing gives me so much confidence though.
Oh, that would make a lot of sense too!oqua wrote:Maybe it's a general "why," like Phil is an enigma.Whatevenismyusername wrote:I believe that the third word is "why". It looks a lot like he stopped the second u in w to start the h, since it ends right under it. I think maybe he was trying to make a statement? something like "phil, stop eating my cereal" which would be pretty hard to do in 4 words.
His hand writing gives me so much confidence though.
