Dan & Phil Part 18: disgustingly & inappropriately cute

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Dan is a member of the buttergluttons?

#DanOnIDB confirmed (kinda, don't take my dreams away)

But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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Emma and luke made a video with these poems from tweeter last year.
I cant believe dan and phil are copying emmas content of all people. discusting schambags :gg:
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danphil333 wrote:i will never understand why people say that phil pretends (seriously) he doesnt dye his hair. he always mention his old light brown hair and i think i remember him discussing in a ls how often he gets it dyed. i have also seen on tumblr a post with a bunch of his tweets about it

maybe he needs to start screaming it from the rooftops along with his male attractions for people to notice and stop accusing him of no homoing / no hairdying
I agree with this.
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SquishPhan wrote:
danphil333 wrote:i will never understand why people say that phil pretends (seriously) he doesnt dye his hair. he always mention his old light brown hair and i think i remember him discussing in a ls how often he gets it dyed. i have also seen on tumblr a post with a bunch of his tweets about it

maybe he needs to start screaming it from the rooftops along with his male attractions for people to notice and stop accusing him of no homoing / no hairdying
I agree with this.

Oh I've never heard him saying he dyed it besides 2011. Idk. I'm tired. and "no hairdying"
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danphil333 wrote: ohh i think dan pics fabrice too. and for over a year now he insists on that shaved sides haircut that is decent only on one side. dan "american" haircut managed to be significantly worse though.

i will never understand why people say that phil pretends (seriously) he doesnt dye his hair. he always mention his old light brown hair and i think i remember him discussing in a ls how often he gets it dyed. i have also seen on tumblr a post with a bunch of his tweets about it

maybe he needs to start screaming it from the rooftops along with his male attractions for people to notice and stop accusing him of no homoing / no hairdying
tbh phil would have to be really delusional to think that it isn't extremely obvious he dyes his hair when his eyebrows are a few shades off being invisible
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danphil333 wrote: ohh i think dan pics fabrice too. and for over a year now he insists on that shaved sides haircut that is decent only on one side.
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Right right. Every bad decision Phil makes it actually Dan's. Unless me my memory is failing me (and it could because I'm tired af and need to sleep ), I don't think they've mentioned going to the same salon like... ever. It's always Phil who talks about Fabrice. Dan just talks about how much he wants Phil's hair and asks his hairdresser for the same thing. Also, the thing is that their beloved matching haircut works better on Dan because his hair has natural volume to it, while Phil's hair is straight and flat which makes it look odd. Whatever that American hairdresser did though, is indeed kinda terrible.
danphil333 wrote:i will never understand why people say that phil pretends (seriously) he doesnt dye his hair. he always mention his old light brown hair and i think i remember him discussing in a ls how often he gets it dyed. i have also seen on tumblr a post with a bunch of his tweets about it.
Well yeah anyone with a half a brain who hears Phil talk about what his hair looked like as a child and sees old childhood photos of him can figure out that his black hair is not natural. :roll: Doesn't mean he actually admits to it. He used to, and that's where those tweets from years ago come from. But he completely stopped mentioning it, which I would be fine with if he didn't act like a complete novice with the blue hair dye. Plz link me that liveshow I don't remember such a thing and I can't find anything about it. I do vaguely remember a picture of his grey hair (not the more recent one Dan tweeted of their bruised necks, another one) which would be a hint to dyeing it I guess but I don't even remember from when that was and I can't find it anyway.

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000dia000 wrote:
danphil333 wrote: ohh i think dan pics fabrice too. and for over a year now he insists on that shaved sides haircut that is decent only on one side. dan "american" haircut managed to be significantly worse though.

i will never understand why people say that phil pretends (seriously) he doesnt dye his hair. he always mention his old light brown hair and i think i remember him discussing in a ls how often he gets it dyed. i have also seen on tumblr a post with a bunch of his tweets about it

maybe he needs to start screaming it from the rooftops along with his male attractions for people to notice and stop accusing him of no homoing / no hairdying
tbh phil would have to be really delusional to think that it isn't extremely obvious he dyes his hair when his eyebrows are a few shades off being invisible
this comment genuinely made me laugh out loud oh my god, incredible.
i've never felt he's tried to hide the fact he dyes his hair? i was sure he'd mentioned it a few times in passing comments or maybe it's just so obvious that i assumed he wouldn't of even tried to be discrete about it.
Slightly off topic but has anyone ever wondered what Phil would look like with darker eyebrows, say he started getting them tinted or something?
i know as someone naturally ginger my entire face changed when i came across the magic of eyebrow tinting
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sabrina wrote:
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sabrina wrote:[offtopic]Has anyone noticed that since around 2011/12 that Phil pretends his natural hair color is black?



(I can't make it work so heres the link) Start at 2:48
There are some other examples except i don't remember where they are from but knowing people on here, someone will probably make a playlist about him talking about his natural hair color :lol:[/offtopic]
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I interpret that completely differently to you as I'd personally use that clip as an example of Phil acknowledging he dyes his hair as he is the one who brought up that his younger self was ginger and it was completely unprompted. If he wanted to hide that fact there was really no reason to mention his childhood hair colour in that conversation at all , it was an irrelevant detail he added by choice.
He chose to acknowledge it and as no ones hair goes from ginger to jet black naturally to me that is the same thing as acknowledging you dye your hair.
And I personally think it is very very obvious Dan and him are joking when they are saying it is natural afterwards.
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000dia000 wrote: tbh phil would have to be really delusional to think that it isn't extremely obvious he dyes his hair when his eyebrows are a few shades off being invisible
There is a pic (I wish I remeber where I saw it, but it was fairly recently) out in the wild of fetus Phil with undyed hair - sort of a dark blonde / light brown. He probably doesn't dye his eyebrows to match because it might irritate his eyes, made worse by being a contact lens wearer.
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Catallena wrote:
danphil333 wrote: ohh i think dan pics fabrice too. and for over a year now he insists on that shaved sides haircut that is decent only on one side.
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Right right. Every bad decision Phil makes it actually Dan's. Unless me my memory is failing me (and it could because I'm tired af and need to sleep ), I don't think they've mentioned going to the same salon like... ever. It's always Phil who talks about Fabrice. Dan just talks about how much he wants Phil's hair and asks his hairdresser for the same thing. Also, the thing is that their beloved matching haircut works better on Dan because his hair has natural volume to it, while Phil's hair is straight and flat which makes it look odd. Whatever that American hairdresser did though, is indeed kinda terrible.
I thought they both mentioned something about going a place called Tony's & Guys or something in the Not Worth Watching video they did earlier this year with Lousie. Isn't that a hair dressing chain in the uk? Or maybe it's another thing? But I could've sworn they both mentioned going there in that video when Louise was playing with their hair. But yeah, that doesn't mean that Dan also has Fabrice as a hairdresser.
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000dia000 wrote: tbh phil would have to be really delusional to think that it isn't extremely obvious he dyes his hair when his eyebrows are a few shades off being invisible
this comment genuinely made me laugh out loud oh my god, incredible.
i've never felt he's tried to hide the fact he dyes his hair? i was sure he'd mentioned it a few times in passing comments or maybe it's just so obvious that i assumed he wouldn't of even tried to be discrete about it.
Slightly off topic but has anyone ever wondered what Phil would look like with darker eyebrows, say he started getting them tinted or something?
i know as someone naturally ginger my entire face changed when i came across the magic of eyebrow tinting
I've always wondered what Phil's eyebrows would look like if they were dyed black to match his hair!
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SquishPhan wrote:
danphil333 wrote:i will never understand why people say that phil pretends (seriously) he doesnt dye his hair. he always mention his old light brown hair and i think i remember him discussing in a ls how often he gets it dyed. i have also seen on tumblr a post with a bunch of his tweets about it

maybe he needs to start screaming it from the rooftops along with his male attractions for people to notice and stop accusing him of no homoing / no hairdying
I agree with this.
This! I never got the vibe that he denies it, idk where people are getting that from? I'm honestly baffled by this conversation.
The only comment I got about his hair is that I wish he pushed his fringe back more often because that look...
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sunday wrote: I've always wondered what Phil's eyebrows would look like if they were dyed black to match his hair!
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There you go.
I actually am sorry, I couldn't resist.

Maybe more like this? (vs original)
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That was just the first pic I saw, I'm sure someone else could photoshop much better.

Eyebrows are such weird looking things in general.
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apathy wrote:
sunday wrote: I've always wondered what Phil's eyebrows would look like if they were dyed black to match his hair!
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There you go.
I actually am sorry, I couldn't resist.

Maybe more like this? (vs original)
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That was just the first pic I saw, I'm sure someone else could photoshop much better.

Eyebrows are such weird looking things in general.
Gah his eyebrows are so arched

my attempt lol
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gotta say, though, it brings out his eyes, which is NEVER a bad thing.

Come on , get with it! We're dying here!!!!
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kkell3000 wrote:
apathy wrote:
sunday wrote: I've always wondered what Phil's eyebrows would look like if they were dyed black to match his hair!
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There you go.
I actually am sorry, I couldn't resist.

Maybe more like this? (vs original)
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That was just the first pic I saw, I'm sure someone else could photoshop much better.

Eyebrows are such weird looking things in general.
Gah his eyebrows are so arched

my attempt lol
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he kinda looks good but im so used to his blond eyebrows it looks weird :lol: hahah also, how unfair is it, kkell3000, right? I wish my eyebrows were that shape without needing to thread them :cry:
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kkell3000 wrote:
apathy wrote:
sunday wrote: I've always wondered what Phil's eyebrows would look like if they were dyed black to match his hair!
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There you go.
I actually am sorry, I couldn't resist.

Maybe more like this? (vs original)
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That was just the first pic I saw, I'm sure someone else could photoshop much better.

Eyebrows are such weird looking things in general.
Gah his eyebrows are so arched

my attempt lol
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Phil with instagram brows
Honestly though, it really defines his face! I wish he'd give it a go. Also, why does he have such perfectly shaped brows, it's not fair...

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Catallena wrote:
danphil333 wrote:i will never understand why people say that phil pretends (seriously) he doesnt dye his hair. he always mention his old light brown hair and i think i remember him discussing in a ls how often he gets it dyed. i have also seen on tumblr a post with a bunch of his tweets about it.
Well yeah anyone with a half a brain who hears Phil talk about what his hair looked like as a child and sees old childhood photos of him can figure out that his black hair is not natural. :roll: Doesn't mean he actually admits to it. He used to, and that's where those tweets from years ago come from. But he completely stopped mentioning it, which I would be fine with if he didn't act like a complete novice with the blue hair dye. Plz link me that liveshow I don't remember such a thing and I can't find anything about it. I do vaguely remember a picture of his grey hair (not the more recent one Dan tweeted of their bruised necks, another one) which would be a hint to dyeing it I guess but I don't even remember from when that was and I can't find it anyway.
This is what I meant. I didn't mean to start such a discussion wow sorry. :?
[offtopic]Opinions on this? (Can't make link work again) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSt_hyb ... 6ds7VOOQsY[/offtopic]
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Anonymousse wrote:Dan is a member of the buttergluttons?

#DanOnIDB confirmed (kinda, don't take my dreams away)
:lol: This is exactly what I came on here to say. Lurker status. Come out Daniel, it's okay we don't bite. On second thought maybe not, keep lurking

I got nothing but sarcasm from Phil in that video talking about his natural hair color. As others have said it's incredibly obvious due to his natural color of his eyebrows, so I wouldn't expect him to address it every single time? apathy I loved your edit (the real one, lmao) and think he might actually look great like that. Although he does have that gorgeous natural arch that I am jealous af about.
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sabrina wrote: [offtopic]Has anyone noticed that since around 2011/12 that Phil pretends his natural hair color is black?
https://youtu.be/skXl38qwOxQ (I can't make it work so heres the link) Start at 2:48
There are some other examples except i don't remember where they are from but knowing people on here, someone will probably make a playlist about him talking about his natural hair color :lol:[/offtopic]
it reminds me of the couch review dan did of him. strong black hair. suspiciously black... as if gained by supernatural means...
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(The pet fish who died was Jackie Chan, I think? unless there's another pet fish I'm not remembering.)

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kkell3000 wrote:
apathy wrote:
sunday wrote: I've always wondered what Phil's eyebrows would look like if they were dyed black to match his hair!
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There you go.
I actually am sorry, I couldn't resist.

Maybe more like this? (vs original)
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That was just the first pic I saw, I'm sure someone else could photoshop much better.

Eyebrows are such weird looking things in general.
Gah his eyebrows are so arched

my attempt lol
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Wow! You editing wizards I actually think it suits him, I hope he does lurk IDB and sees this! Plz Phil dye your eyebrows
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hiddenwombat wrote: it reminds me of the couch review dan did of him. strong black hair. suspiciously black... as if gained by supernatural means...


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Catallena wrote:
Right right. Every bad decision Phil makes it actually Dan's. Unless me my memory is failing me (and it could because I'm tired af and need to sleep ), I don't think they've mentioned going to the same salon like... ever. It's always Phil who talks about Fabrice. Dan just talks about how much he wants Phil's hair and asks his hairdresser for the same thing. Also, the thing is that their beloved matching haircut works better on Dan because his hair has natural volume to it, while Phil's hair is straight and flat which makes it look odd. Whatever that American hairdresser did though, is indeed kinda terrible.

Well yeah anyone with a half a brain who hears Phil talk about what his hair looked like as a child and sees old childhood photos of him can figure out that his black hair is not natural. :roll: Doesn't mean he actually admits to it. He used to, and that's where those tweets from years ago come from. But he completely stopped mentioning it, which I would be fine with if he didn't act like a complete novice with the blue hair dye. Plz link me that liveshow I don't remember such a thing and I can't find anything about it. I do vaguely remember a picture of his grey hair (not the more recent one Dan tweeted of their bruised necks, another one) which would be a hint to dyeing it I guess but I don't even remember from when that was and I can't find it anyway.
Who said anything about whose decision it was? who? ;) i remember someone here saying they both go to fabrice and it just makes sense. Why wouldnt they? its just the left side of dans haircut(the way his fringe sits on the left side :? ) that doesnt work well on anybody. In his well thought out selfies it looks nice but in real life and videos he has no control over its pretty bad. No hairdresser with a right mind would continue giving dan a haircut so short. He suits a bit longer hair better. i like phil straight flat hair it looks good, its just nice hair, shiny and healthy (a miracle, after so many years of dying it and straightening it)and i think dan likes(is jealous of) it too.
actually phils hair looks better when he gets a haircut and dan when he doesnt .

i couldnt link you to a liveshow even if i wanted. i am not oqua. too many liveshows too many things in my head. I also have the feeling that he doesnt always dye it himself and he usually gets it done along with his haircut but thats just me. :D
he never denied it i think, other than a couple of times that was so obviously an obvious joke apsolutely noone could take it seriously
Thanks for reminding me of the grey stripe of hair. I cant find the video rn as i am at work but its a main channel video(maybe My secret files?) and i think his phrase is sth like:"i have a white stripe of hair on the back of my head that i dye over for years".
but yeah he definitely hides-avoids-pretends he doesnt. I expect a formal anouncement about his hair dye preferences and habits asap

i should stop talking nosense and start giving proper links, references and legit proofs about hair :cry:
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Dans poet tweet is perfect!

Phil does has a perfect arch though. So jealous. He should go have them tinted to make.them a little darker.!
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