Dan & Phil Part 18: disgustingly & inappropriately cute

[human]

My game literally exists of them and a town full of celebrities, all motherloded up the wazoo with 3984789434 kids each and every so often when I'm bored, I shut random neighbours in the basements and have them have more babies and wall up the pizza delivery guy and watch him pee himself.

Omg, do you have a gaming channel?! I would totally watch that

I sure do!

[NarrysCanary]

My game literally exists of them and a town full of celebrities, all motherloded up the wazoo with 3984789434 kids each and every so often when I'm bored, I shut random neighbours in the basements and have them have more babies and wall up the pizza delivery guy and watch him pee himself.

Omg, do you have a gaming channel?! I would totally watch that

I sure do!

I have no words

[SquishPhan]

My game literally exists of them and a town full of celebrities, all motherloded up the wazoo with 3984789434 kids each and every so often when I'm bored, I shut random neighbours in the basements and have them have more babies and wall up the pizza delivery guy and watch him pee himself.

Omg, do you have a gaming channel?! I would totally watch that

I sure do!

[corn flakes]

I'm meh about the video, don't know at certain points it seemed lackluster to me but probs when I have time to rewatch it I'll like it more.
Also I assumed that with the breakfast bar they were thinking about their old manchester apartment?

3:58 and then Dan climbing on it 5:35

Also just watched Phil ls: but still I hope Dan hit him on the head for running in the traffic

Edit:also old news now but I loved how he didn't like to put a label on himself,especially from a test like that; just took it from the one someone here provided and I'm ISTP-T(?) The only thing that matches is my defects and attitude toward relationships maybe

[Philena]

Merci beaucoup, human, you little brat

Yeah, corn flakes, that's what we were referring to!

[human]

Merci beaucoup, human, you little brat

I couldn't resist, love ya guys really but no I don't, I'd be so damn boring. My favourite sim player is TheSimSupply on YouTube though, besides the boys of course.

[swofro]

My game literally exists of them and a town full of celebrities, all motherloded up the wazoo with 3984789434 kids each and every so often when I'm bored, I shut random neighbours in the basements and have them have more babies and wall up the pizza delivery guy and watch him pee himself.

Omg, do you have a gaming channel?! I would totally watch that

I sure do!

human, as how danyul said it, you cheeky lil shit

[Catallena]

OH DAPG HOW I'VE MISSED YOU

Highlights include:

- Phil looking straight into the camera when asking the question lol. dw Philly, video editors of the Phandom are still gonna use that voice clip to layer over some love song paired with clips of you two staring at each other.
- Phil finding pancakes for breakfast romantic aww. Are we sure TATINOF USA wasn't just a cover up for their month long honeymoon? Because they must've had a lot of romantic breakfasts then.
- They definitely banged on the breakfast bar on a regular basis. How else am I supposed to take that conversation?
- The bantz, jokes and innuendos were all really on point today. I'm so happy

And of course I appreciated the lack of them talking about stuff their own lack of love life and how alone they supposedly are for obvious reasons

It amuses me how personally affronted D&P seem to be when there are any attempts from another Sim to socialise with on of there's, god forbid anyone phone them or knock on the front door. After they found Dil a girlfriend they clearly decided socialising was no longer necessary.

I'm amused by this too, like the parallels Dilatha and Phan just don't stop. Reminds me of how offended they got when friendship made the love bar go down :')

You hate Dan yet you're looking at his Twitter replies. Like, not doing that would possibly save you from a lot of rage and annoyance that causes premature wrinkles and grey hair.

[missemma]

I sure do!

I love you!!

[boredtears]

kanye's famous video:
- uses naked likenesses of celebrities without their consent
- the female celebrities are shown to be explicitly naked while the male celebrities are far more covered
- puts bill cosby in bed with these celebrities
- puts rihanna in bed next to chris brown
- was copied from the work of another artist

but no dan, please, tell me more about how artistic and revolutionary it is

dan
- has an audience with a large demographic of teenage girls
- claims to be a feminist
- benefits from these said two things
- endorses this video

idgaf if dan stans kanye in his own time but i'm side-eyeing him so hard right now for publicly endorsing this video.

please don't accuse me of 'turning this place into tumblr' for this post, i'm genuinely very unhappy about this and very unhappy with dan. practice what you preach

[Poe]

My game literally exists of them and a town full of celebrities, all motherloded up the wazoo with 3984789434 kids each and every so often when I'm bored, I shut random neighbours in the basements and have them have more babies and wall up the pizza delivery guy and watch him pee himself.

Omg, do you have a gaming channel?! I would totally watch that

I sure do!

10/10 usage of this

[danphil333]

You hate Dan yet you're looking at his Twitter replies. Like, not doing that would possibly save you from a lot of rage and annoyance that causes premature wrinkles and grey hair.

yes because the true problem here is the fact that i look at his replies
dan not being a fucking idiot would also help with my grey hair

basically what boredtears said, but they are probably just another hater

lets talk about what a great guy and how beautiful dan is.

[SquishPhan]

I’m in agreement with boredtears and danphil333 on this. Dan stanning Kanye so hard is just so disappointing to me. I get that one could like his music, he has made some good songs, but the level of love that Dan holds for him just ugh no.

[kinemacolor]

off topic but this video came up again and i've been meaning to bug you guys about it. basically the fact that (what i assumed) is phil's laptop is charging in the corner at 2:32 has bugged me since i found out dan didn't have a mac until a little bit later on in 2012 (if i'm not mistaken). i know this isn't #phanproof but i always found it odd (and a little sweet) and hadn't seen it up for conversation here or the old site. (ignore if you all already noticed it)

edit: here's the video where he gets a new laptop, at 4:42

[Catallena]

You hate Dan yet you're looking at his Twitter replies. Like, not doing that would possibly save you from a lot of rage and annoyance that causes premature wrinkles and grey hair.

yes because the true problem here is the fact that i look at his replies
dan not being a fucking idiot would also help with my grey hair

basically what boredtears said, but they are probably just another hater

lmao where did I imply that I agreed with Dan or that I like that video? Right. Nowhere. I agree with boredtears that the video is disgusting (I don't really like Kanye in general) and I think that Dan has gone past the stage of dedicated fan into the purgatory of being a delulu stan. So don't start with that.

But the way you continuously hate on Dan yet seem to follow everything he does including his Twitter replies is weird. I don't care of you don't like Dan and want to criticize him everywhere, you do you and all that, but extreme way you go about it sometimes comes off as an obsession and it's really strange and uncomfortable to me. (and yes i'd say the same thing about a dan stan before you start accusing me of being biased or a 'hater' tf is this middle school) Like I'm not even saying that you are obsessed, it's just how I see you.

[coffee pig]

kanye's famous video:
- uses naked likenesses of celebrities without their consent
- the female celebrities are shown to be explicitly naked while the male celebrities are far more covered
- puts bill cosby in bed with these celebrities
- puts rihanna in bed next to chris brown
- was copied from the work of another artist

but no dan, please, tell me more about how artistic and revolutionary it is

dan
- has an audience with a large demographic of teenage girls
- claims to be a feminist
- benefits from these said two things
- endorses this video

idgaf if dan stans kanye in his own time but i'm side-eyeing him so hard right now for publicly endorsing this video.

please don't accuse me of 'turning this place into tumblr' for this post, i'm genuinely very unhappy about this and very unhappy with dan. practice what you preach

I completely agree with this, I don't care if Dan loves Kanye ''ironically'' or not, I find it extremely irresponsible that he publically stans someone who defended Bill Cosby and said that he was innocent. I am not here for it.

[ironic]

boredtears I'm side-eyeing Dan on that too.

Anyway! The Sims video was lovely and funny as usually. I really missed them. I wonder what happened with Dil's outfit, was that a mistake or did they do it on purpose? It was hilarious. Also glad the Pancakes appeared at the restaurant. Clearly it's meant to be. Can't wait to see how they'll arrange the wedding, though I hope it won't be already in the next video.

[LurkingTrash]

I’m in agreement with boredtears and danphil333 on this. Dan stanning Kanye so hard is just so disappointing to me. I get that one could like his music, he has made some good songs, but the level of love that Dan holds for him just ugh no.

Agreed with you guys, Kanye is so problematic disgusting and a bad example, I agree that the guy has some good songs and all but everything else... I honestly thought that Dan would either ignore that video or just tell people he didn't agree with the video but the music was okay so I wasn't worried by this but now I just
I'm trying to hold back my anger tho, hope we can get some explanation on the ls tomorrow.

in another news: not that people seemed to mind much but Phil's younow subscribers/fans are back! just to keep ya'll updated.

also, on a lighter subject (offtopic) because heavier ones give me headaches: who here thinks Tabitha might be pregnant? she didn't drink the wine/made that face like she didn't like it and people said it was very possible when she was abducted! I'm kinda hoping she is? Just to see how they would react.

[daphenaxa]

kanye's famous video:
- uses naked likenesses of celebrities without their consent
- the female celebrities are shown to be explicitly naked while the male celebrities are far more covered
- puts bill cosby in bed with these celebrities
- puts rihanna in bed next to chris brown
- was copied from the work of another artist

but no dan, please, tell me more about how artistic and revolutionary it is

dan
- has an audience with a large demographic of teenage girls
- claims to be a feminist
- benefits from these said two things
- endorses this video

idgaf if dan stans kanye in his own time but i'm side-eyeing him so hard right now for publicly endorsing this video.

please don't accuse me of 'turning this place into tumblr' for this post, i'm genuinely very unhappy about this and very unhappy with dan. practice what you preach

what a disappointing response. I am actually curious what "questions about celebrity" he sees in that trash.

[confusedpanda]

I'll never understand why people will ask for Dan's opinion on something but then get upset when his opinion doesn't match their own or feels like it doesn't match his other opinions. This is just in general to be honest. Everytime something that's problematic happens and Dan sees ether both sides or the other sides to the whole thing, everyone bashes him for expressing what he thinks about it. The boy more than likely knows why the video is bad, but would rather see the artistic side. Let him have an opinion, even if it's a wrong one.

[daphenaxa]

I'll never understand why people will ask for Dan's opinion on something but then get upset when his opinion doesn't match their own or feels like it doesn't match his other opinions. This is just in general to be honest. Everytime something that's problematic happens and Dan sees ether both sides or the other sides to the whole thing, everyone bashes him for expressing what he thinks about it. The boy more than likely knows why the video is bad, but would rather see the artistic side. Let him have an opinion, even if it's a wrong one.

? he can have his opinion all he wants? and we can say it is a load of bullshit if we want.
also technically it's not like the people criticizing that opinion are actually the ones that asked Dan in the 1st place.

[spider]

Time stamps.

4:48 How often do you think bring each other breakfast in bed?
7:32 Was only going to talk about how domestic the breakfast bar bants were but I see everyone went to the gutter too.
8:48 'It's still kind of a woohooy atmosphere though if you're proposing in a sexy restaurant.' Phil is very into the idea of woohooing after the proposal. Dan talks about the romance but Phil is still interested in the woohooing.
9:13 'You know that this couple is ready to get engaged. No shame in this bathroom.' and 9:21 'Why is there no join in the bath option?' Please stop telling us what you do in the bathroom. Too much information. How do Deppy both fit in the bathtub when they're so tall? Do they have an extra large tub?
9:48 'Get in my swamp.' Dan's Shrek impression is too good to not be practiced. Shrek kink?
10:15 Dan does the cute flirty pose like Tabitha and then there is a jump cut. Phil says 'that was quite' but he gets cut off by Dan. Quite what?
16:16 'I think like normally we'd get a cocktail but a proposal is more of a wine kind of event.' and 24:05 'Pile up that cash and then have an epic wedding with everybody we've ever known.' 'And then what comes after that? Let's not think about that for now.' Are you talking about yourselves or your Sims? Who is 'we'?

Aye. If anything good came from this drought it's that Phil increased his sass and Dan increased his camp

12:31 'Ok firstly Tabitha you look amazing'

i know other people are still questioning if phan is real or not but i just spent 25 minutes watching dil and imaging getting engaged
cant wait for the wedding

Dilitha's wedding or 's wedding? Or both.

This has been my favourite Dil episode.
-also-
They have had sex on the breakfast bar, you can't convince me otherwise.

[danphil333]

lmao where did I imply that I agreed with Dan or that I like that video? Right. Nowhere. I agree with boredtears that the video is disgusting (I don't really like Kanye in general) and I think that Dan has gone past the stage of dedicated fan into the purgatory of being a delulu stan. So don't start with that.

But the way you continuously hate on Dan yet seem to follow everything he does including his Twitter replies is weird. I don't care of you don't like Dan and want to criticize him everywhere, you do you and all that, but extreme way you go about it sometimes comes off as an obsession and it's really strange and uncomfortable to me. (and yes i'd say the same thing about a dan stan before you start accusing me of being biased or a 'hater' tf is this middle school) Like I'm not even saying that you are obsessed, it's just how I see you.

you chose to ignore dans opinion and comment on mine though.\

i dont want to answer the same "why you following dan?" ever again. dan for me is just one part of "phan" that happens to be extremely annoying and at times "ugly"(dont want to say problematic). many people find phil('s pancakes) boring or even creepy but still following and comment on him. so what? are they obsessed too? no

idont know why your first instinct was to call me an obsessed hater and focus on me rather than the actual issue here

people "craving" opinions from dan and phil so much and thats what we get?. i dont want to hear another opinion from him then.

[kay]

[spaceguitar]

I feel like the 'famous' music video is an interesting topic. I've kind of gotten into Kanye and I don't see him as very problematic. The Bill Cosby tweet was shit, but I also don't know what he meant by it. Does he actually believe that Bill Cosby is innocent? I have no idea.
The music video surely crossed over some lines. But I know that what Kanye was trying to do was get attention. Was it inappropriate to make wax figures of what celebs' naked bodies might look like? Yes. Was it sexist? Maybe. He did show the boobs of the women.
Anyway I just don't find it terrible that Dan says that he liked the video. He was probably saying it from an 'artistic' standpoint. I just don't think we have to get our pitchforks out bc of it. But yeah, everyone has the right to 'side eye' Dan because of that. I hope he explains his opinion in his live show.