4:15: "I tend to disappear for a long time because I'm perhaps trapped inside my own head a little bit... thinking deep thoughts. Staring out of windows. *burps*"
4:38: "This is younow - I've just got a message 'what's your favourite pancake flavour?'. That's what I'm talking about, that's what I was missing, some real talk"
when will Phil ever
-he's not a big pancake eater, doesn't have a fav.
"We don't really do that over here, it's crumpets and tea, not pancakes and jugs of butter."
6:00 - "I think puns are embarrassing, you should never do a pun. Puns are the weakest form of humour. Sarcasm is #2 at least."
(looool Evan Edinger started watching the broadcast in the last 15 or so minutes, if only he had been there for this savage takedown).
Apparently Pokemon Go is also embarrassing. "I'm never going to play it, never going to play that trash. It's trash! I'm not stopping anyone, you have your fun. But I won't be walking around my town collecting graphics/pixels and pretending it's a thing."
-Didn't watch Pokemon growing up, no nostalgia for it so not interested. More into Digimon as that aired on channels he had.
8:55 - what makes you cringe?
musical.ly. It's the cringest thing in the world. (says it might be why he had to come back, when the internet get too trashy, he has to come back to clean it up) "If you're on musical.ly, you're basically (?) and have no reason to live, I don't care what level you are on Pokemon Go."
He'll play Pokemon Go when it's a contact you can insert into your eyes and there are actually pokemon hiding in the trees, not glitchy pics on a phone.
12:00 - discussing Hair & Brimstone and PJ
"When it comes to a PJ thing, if he wants me in it, I'll say yes, and usually before I've even looked at the script or anything because I don't need to. I know it's going to be absolute bonkers."
15:10 - kickthepewds or kickthestickz
"Pj uploads a video with Pewds called 'the best friend challenge'? I don't even know where to start with that."
"I haven't watched the video, I couldn't"
"I'm only joking, pewdiepie's great, I like Pewds. It's basically just because they live in the same town, I think. Boredom."
He'll do a Best Friend Challenge with Dean Dobbs. "He's my best friend! He doesn't know it yet, but-"
"Anyway kickthestickz is over, he's got a girlfriend. The ship has been dismantled, pulled apart for scrap."
23:00ish - wants to hit 1M subs on Youtube so he can get the play button
He'll get it way before PJ (checks PJ's subs, he's got 890K, Chris has 700K), says he's not competitive at all, except with PJ.
"PJ's the only person I ever want to beat, it's only because I secretly love him but since he's "straight" I'm gonna have to get his attention another way"
38:10 - "'It's 3am here', says 'bisexual Izzie'. You need to go to bed, ok, bisexuals need rest. I know that bisexuals are the best people on the planet, they are superior to any other form of person. But their only downside is they need rest. I sleep 20 hours at a time, not because I'm lazy, it's because I'm bisexual."
39:40 he doesn't know what Hamilton is oh my god he truly lives under a rock when he disappears
40:10 - Are you sad about kickthepewds?
"I'm not sad. I'm never sad. But I now have a desire to get more subscribers than pewdiepie so that PJ makes the Best Friend Challenge with me again. Maybe we should do the Worst Friend Challenge because I am a bad friend; I never go to his house, I don't play games with him. All I do is once in awhile I'll drive past his building and egg his windows. He doesn't know it's me but..."
47:00 - says he had a cameo in Jack & Dean's show on Fullscreen, episode 6.
48:00 - lovely little ramble about Mitchell Davis and Jimmy0010 and how they're great
"When it comes to American & British youtubers, you've got Dan & Phil on this side, Smosh on that side. You've got Olan Rogers and KickthePJ, like people doing similar things in different countries, and I feel like Mitchell is my American counterpart. He's disappeared for long times, he's struggled with the idea of YT. The thing is with YT, if you stick to your guns, I think you'll have a long career."
(he kind of started to touch on the idea of selling out but lost his train of thought, or wasn't sure of his point)
-He and Jimmy do a lot of gossiping and bitching when they get together. He thinks they should do a show together: "a podcast which is just us bitching about youtubers. Except we'd have to do it in disguise so nobody knows it's us. So if a big YT channel appears in the next couple of days [with?] cynical brits, it's us." (I'm subscribed to this channel in my dreams guys)
1:20:25 - "waste your money but don't waste your time. Time's important. Pokemon Go. Pokemon Go Fuck Yourself."
I've never noticed before how blue Felix's eyes are!
