Dan & Phil Part 23: Let's just retract the fist.

[Artdefines06]

I makes me sad that whoever gave Dan the nail polish chose a bad/cheap brand. Slow dry, smelly, and chipped easily. Bad nailpolish is a horrible experience.

[Lurktacularr]

Oh my gooddddddddd that Onion shade was INCREDIBLE

brb to continue watching but i'll be BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

[Artdefines06]

Oh my gooddddddddd that Onion shade was INCREDIBLE

brb to continue watching but i'll be BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

I was actually on my floor rolling and laughing and clapping. My dog thinks I'm crazy.

This is my favorite LS ever. I need more of this in my life. Post-roast Daniel is my favorite Daniel.

[vortexofphan]

Oh my gooddddddddd that Onion shade was INCREDIBLE

brb to continue watching but i'll be BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

I was dying. Daniel And yet, no one in the chat got it.

edit: also, I'm glad they're doing another pokemon vid, even if the last one didn't do as well. I adore them, and I want more of him geeking it with his whole cosplay outfit.

[flarequake]

Oh my gooddddddddd that Onion shade was INCREDIBLE

brb to continue watching but i'll be BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

I was dying. Daniel And yet, no one in the chat got it.

edit: also, I'm glad they're doing another pokemon vid, even if the last one didn't do as well. I adore them, and I want more of him geeking it with his whole cosplay outfit.

I didn't catch it, what did he say?

That was a very good liveshow, he addressed so many things, not that I can remember a single thing he said now less than a minute after the finish

He looked great too, roll on the curls.

[bee]

Oh my gooddddddddd that Onion shade was INCREDIBLE

brb to continue watching but i'll be BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

what was it?? I missed it

Also i heard him say Missemma, that was our Missemma wasn't it?

[Winston]

Oh my gooddddddddd that Onion shade was INCREDIBLE

brb to continue watching but i'll be BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

Yaaaasssss queen! I was so mad i couldn't run over here and still watch. Wanted to see if anyone else was picking up what he was throwing down!!!

[wtfamidoinghere]

Did he really just say dirty bitches?? ffs Dan

Other than that i LOVED it! It was too much, i'll have to watch it again tomorrow and read all you opinions to fully process it
I just love his liveshows

[anathema]

I didn't watch the liveshow (I was too busy watching parks and rec oops) so I'll just be out-of-the-loop until someone posts highlights but I saw something on tumblr about Dan saying the phandom ruins the comments on Thom Yorke's videos?

[SquishPhan]

He apparently has commitment issues, except for his relationship with Phil.
Nail talk.
Some youtube drama talk.
You should stan Frank ocean over Kanye Dan.
People are not going to like Kanye more imo, he should get over it.
Wow he even mentioned the book, although very casually.
Guess they are trying to get the EU tour done.
They probably used all the white people for the pic, because those are the most popular ones.
What even was his talk about Louise rebranding? I’d hoped for more.
What even was his talk about why people like him and Phil?
Now he doesn’t have an opinion on people stalking them at airports. Really?
Felt like Dan was in a weird mood. Didn’t enjoy it very much and certainly not as much as I liked Phil’s live show. Certainly not one I will ever rewatch again.

[fancybum]

Ooh that show is getting a rewatch as soon as it's up on YT, 'twas good. Hasty timestamps under the cut:

5:55 (about people leaving comments under Radiohead's True Love Waits vids): "can you imagine if Dan played this to Phil?" (wtf dan, awks)

9:00 Phil uses snapchat just to play with the filters / pressure to be entertaining is why Dan doesn't have it

12:15 nail chat: “but it smells really bad, didn’t enjoy that”
doesn’t say whether he feels the need to ever do it again

16:10ish - "they could use our dorky book in Russia tbh" (HMMMM could they eh)

18:30 (more nails) "I feel like I would buy some matte black - matte is more my personality"

21:25 Talk about youtube guidelines, people freaking out for the heck of it, recommends reading ICG write-up on it for a calmer perspective

26:00 “Jacktiplierpie” lol about hair colour

26:30 - Frank Ocean album talk
“I look up to him in a number of ways”

28:50 - agonize over next DINOF as no obvious ideas of what to film

29:45ish about GBBO host: "silverfox hunk with steely eyes called Paul Hollywood”

30:30 charlieissocoollike mention? missed context

31:10 “I made [Phil] play the Witcher”
lol, Phil didn't mention that part

33:00 - Paint your nails again
“who knows”
Roles and rules they’re all meaningless.
Yet still wouldn’t feel comfortable going out in public in a pink miniskirt
We need to destroy society.

34:15 wut

35ish:
about DAPGO: "You don’t have to get it , you know. It’s optional."
So fuck off you moaners.

37:12 Stand Up 2 Cancer chat
Him and Phil are "involved in a slightly larger and exciting way” this year

38:00 lots of white people in the advert, he asked them about it immediately
(also probs why they never retweeted anything, did they?)

"an avengers assemble of privilege”

"AMONG OTHER CRINGE THINGS" with a wink at 39:00
what? still talking about StandUp2C? what other cringe things did they do?

Won’t post any nails pics so fuck off already

43:30 sexual Tom Hiddleston fan service
“not complaining, but you’ve turned your show into something silly”

46:40 Louise’s rebranding chat, very calmly supportive, not much to say there

48:15 "how can you like me and Phil? I wonder how the personalities are compatible."
(is he thinking about people liking Onision? lol he totally is. Asking how people can like him & Phil as well as garbage humans is what he means)

51:50 don’t have an opinion on meeting people at airports, afraid he’ll offend people, won’t think about it yet
(but if he's afraid he'll offend people, it's not all good is it you stalkers)

"2-3 weeks of peace before shit hits the fan”, so less than a month before YTRed stuff kicks off?

Best parts were the white people talk about Stand Up to Cancer (Avengers Assemble of privilege) and asking why the fuck his fans are also fans of Onision without saying his name, bless you Dan.

[Ticia]

Nice, really nice, but it seemed he really needed a bubble bath. Relaaax mate. Summary of the LS, pardon my french.

- Why is he hiding a dead body in bed?
- HK was alright and futuristic AND MOIST
- About phans shitposting in other Youtuber's comment section: “Let’s not leave a trail of fire”
- Another disappointed boy because the lack of australian beasts
- Danyul has no Snapchat m8s, only for…cheeky…filter playing
- POP
- Ginger Evan Peters is a good look
- Youtube Rewind is a thing, just not yet
- He’ll try to go all illuminati and get Harry Potter and the Cursed Child tickets
- Nailpolish experience review: annoying and smelled really badly
- Russian TABINOF and Dan being amazed about…translations
- POP POP
- By now we’ve established that kOALAS ARE FLUFFY AND SMELL AMAZING
- Come to Spain? Yeaaah… (i.e. avoid every EU TATINOF comment)
- Youtubeisoverparty: everybody overreacted a bit
- He doesn’t remember the day they got back (cough)
- POP
- SOMEONE asked him about having a lickitung (cough cough)
- He spent about 7 hours walking around HK and still failed
- Sims will be next, Undertale probs afterwards
- “Cooking and questions” is not going to happen ever again
- Maybe he/they would play Yandere Simulator
- “Mary Berry…and silver fox hunk with steely eyes” (aka BAKE OFF). Of course, his favourite is the ginger one…because of charlieissocoollike
- POP POP POP
- Witcher 3 is nice, nice
- Don’t hate on him for saying AF, shook and other memes.
- I’m dying inside because people.keep.asking.him.about.painting.his.nails. He then rants a bit about gender rolls
- There is an official video of TATINOF (YoutubeRed) AND a documentary of the making off. No physical copy so that’s why there’s a photobook
- (EU) TATINOF MENTION!111!: Still working it out because no one really likes to book theathers for unknown youtubers.
- POP POP POP
- Stand up 4 cancer: too many white people…100%…”an Avengers assemblage of privilege” poster. Apparently only white people were available for the photoshoot (and then whitewashed the pic), although they actually had diverse people working with them
- Bath bomb and chill
- Sexy and fanservice-y Tom Hiddleston. “Not complaining”.
- We don’t deserve to see the nails pics
- POP POP
- He only has one chat group with friends
- DRAMA at Dil’s wedding
- Not mentally OK
- Louise’s rebranding: authenticity is great, Louise needs to do what she needs, sorry if people don’t like it.
- Pastel edit? " "
- Fanmail? "Your mum".
- He’s feeling deep about people liking Dan, Phil, DanandPhil and other Youtubers. Cough COUGH
- Can we be friends? "no"
- Mandela effect? Shut up, no. "String theory? Nice bants".
- No opinion on people bothering them on airports. He doesn't want to think about because he'd most likely be offensive.
- POP
- He’s getting an iPhone 7
- POP POP
- POP
- He painted his nails with glitter nailpolish but again it's a no-no
- DRAMA AND GARBAGE
- He doesn’t like Die Antwoord new single
- Shit hitting the fan in three weeks, look forward for that
- Bye "dirty bitches"

[Reizam]

Oh my gooddddddddd that Onion shade was INCREDIBLE

brb to continue watching but i'll be BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

I was dying. Daniel And yet, no one in the chat got it.

edit: also, I'm glad they're doing another pokemon vid, even if the last one didn't do as well. I adore them, and I want more of him geeking it with his whole cosplay outfit.

I was laughing so hard at that, and the chat was so oblivious lol. They thought Dan was being self-depreciating without realizing he was actually talking about onion.

To those curious: he said something along the lines of "why would you like people with personalities like me and Phil, separately or together, yet also like certain other people with their personalities"? The comment section was spammed with "ONISION".

[pearshaped34]

Onsion shade for those who didn't catch it-
People in the chat kept typing Onsion and he started going on about how he didn't understand how people could like him and Phil and like certain other people as there is no connection there unless they just like brown haired boys.

[phamnotof]

Dan's live shows are such a piece of-- work, aren't they? I enjoy the amount of raw material we get, but on occasion, it's a bit too much, and tonight was a lot.

randomness:
- when he mentioned gender roles, I quite literally teared up... out of frustration. I am not willing to have this conversation again this week, I've got nothing to add anymore, I'm the crustiest of sponges
- did however enjoy the SJW action re: Stand up for Cancer & race. Didn't see the shitstorm around it happening, but it definitely did deserve a scolding, imo
- can't wait for their involvement though, wonder if they do a livestream or a video
- he seemed to have a lot to say, and even more to force himself not to say
- esp. the airport "not ready yet" was fascinating, which is to say that I think they struggle with it, but can also empathise pretty well
- but man, tell me more about Frank Ocean being an inspiration in many a ways
- the "if Dan played this for Phil" comment seemed particularly charged. not sure what to make of it just yet, but definitely interesting. what's up his butt, I wonder?
- he definitely made the nail polish stuff sound like a thing he was testing out for himself rather than was forced into, I think
- "we were sick for a month" stood out amongts the very randomly lovely things
- the "alternative universe in which ph--ufff" comment. man. only to hear the end of that sentence. damn his filter for kicking in.
- so, so all over the place
- settled into himself in the latter half
- kudos to everyone who assumed they'd read the vlogbrothers' analysis
- the onision shade was excellent, i really hope that shuts people up
- i tend to think that with dan, it's better to not have that many things to talk about, he can't just choose one and stick to it - whereas it's the opposite with phil, who thrives when telling stories and does not lose himself in the clutter around himself

[SquishPhan]

Onsion shade for those who didn't catch it-
People in the chat kept typing Onsion and he started going on about how he didn't understand how people could like him and Phil and like certain other people as there is no connection there unless they just like brown haired boys.

Thanks for the explanation (and the other people who mentioned it), now that part suddenly makes a lot more sense to me.

[Lurktacularr]

Okay. Oooookaaaaay. That was a wild ride and worthy of timestamping but I can't right now because YouNow's a shithouse so you'll have to bare with me

- this isn't chronological but I can't concentrate on anything until I get my feelings on his onion shade out. PERFECT. I noticed the chat blowing up about it, and I never usually notice chat stuff, so it must have been pretty intense. You could SEE him seeing it gaining traction in the chat and getting progressively more exasperated about it. Eventually he broke and my god was the shade good. NOTHING can be gif'd or snippeted to use to feed the troll and only those with a few brain cells to rub together seemed to get what he was talking about anyway. His opinion seems to be 'who gives a shit about that moron why are we even talking about him' which is great. Well done.

- OPINIONS on youtubeisover party. Similar to Phil's. No shock there. Did appreciate his mention about mental health etc being incorrectly targeted but at the same time I never feel so acutely aware that they're youtube employees as when they're dismissing a youtube drama.

- 'we were sick' when will the metamorphosis into a singular being with a double layer emo fringe be complete? only time will tell

- they both seemed to genuinely freak themselves out about Australia making that AP video which is hilarious

- doesn't seem closed to the idea of nail painting again. Can't say I care either way.

- cackled out loud when he was talking about playing some radiohead song and imitated the comments going 'IMAGINE IF DAN PLAYED THIS TO PHIL MUHHHH' because a) I love him shading his own audience and b) its fairly rare he so casually mentions shipping stuff so it was quite interesting to hear it roll off his tongue like that

- his hair looked gorgeous and you should all be grateful that this post isn't a Thirsty Ode to Dan's Hair

- shit's gonna blow up in a few weeks' time. Why? Docs and book aren't until November? Radio mebbeh? Fingers toes and other misc appendages crossed

- I like that he gave SU2C shit about the white-washed photo and he even thought it himself

- would he feel comfortable wearing a pink mini skirt? 'not right now' - to me this was a subtle nod to his growing comfort for things and expressions of identity. Not that I'm suggesting he'll ever be comfortable with that (nor was he seriously, I don't think) but still

- He looks up to Frank Ocean for a number of reasons. A number. Of reasons.

Closing note to say I wish they wouldn't keep their liveshows SO separate these days. I miss the old ones where they'd bring the other in for 10 mins. Doesn't even need to be that formal or long or every liveshow but some casual appearances would be nice.

[blueapple_x]

First I want to say that I'm happy he posted the ls to tumblr.

I actually enjoyed the liveshow even though I agree he seemed to be in a weird mood. Probs annoyed at the onion spam (rightfully so). I mean, it definitely wasn't the best liveshow but it wasn't awful to me. I especially liked the Frank Ocean bit a lot where he talked about looking up to him in a number of ways. I'll definitely be rewatching the show later as I missed some bits.

[Catallena]

I'm getting a headache from reading the notes alone and if I wasn't already in a bad mood I'm sure that would be setting in by now as well. I'm in awe of the people who can watch an hour of this and actually like it fuck me.

dan you absolute dumbfuck, now onion is just gonna try harder because you mentioned him you should know better you've been on youtube for how many years again? also someone plz remind him that onion and phil collabed once in the past so there being an overlap in fans isn't that crazy.

[anathema]

35ish:
about DAPGO: "You don’t have to get it , you know. It’s optional."
So fuck off you moaners.

When he said that was he directing it towards people who get pissy when other people say they aren't going to buy it (in a "back off people don't have to buy it" way), or towards the people who don't want to buy it (in a "you don't need to buy it so stop complaining" way)? Because if it's the second I would like to have some words with Mr. Dannyfire

[fancybum]

I'm getting a headache from reading the notes alone and if I wasn't already in a bad mood I'm sure that would be setting in by now as well. I'm in awe of the people who can watch an hour of this and actually like it fuck me.

dan you absolute dumbfuck, now onion is just gonna try harder because you mentioned him you should know better you've been on youtube for how many years again? also someone plz remind him that onion and phil collabed once in the past so there being an overlap in fans isn't that crazy.

Uh, he didn't mention him by name. And they've also collabed with nerimon, but most people have moved on from stanning gross people in the past. It's a fair question why some people choose to support somebody disgusting in the present while also supporting what appear to be genuinely kind people. There's a disconnect there worth questioning.

[Lurktacularr]

dan you absolute dumbfuck, now onion is just gonna try harder because you mentioned him you should know better you've been on youtube for how many years again?

It was a wild ride fam but I'm here for the drama

I don't think that will reach onion - without knowing the chat was spamming 'ONION ONION ONION' its so so generic you wouldn't know who he's talking about. Hell, most of the people in the chat didn't know what he was on about. Even if someone sent it to onion directly like 'look he mentioned you' he couldn't be sure and he'd certainly have a hard time making any content/posts out of it.

[Artdefines06]

I'm getting a headache from reading the notes alone and if I wasn't already in a bad mood I'm sure that would be setting in by now as well. I'm in awe of the people who can watch an hour of this and actually like it fuck me.

dan you absolute dumbfuck, now onion is just gonna try harder because you mentioned him you should know better you've been on youtube for how many years again? also someone plz remind him that onion and phil collabed once in the past so there being an overlap in fans isn't that crazy.

I'm pretty sure the collab wasn't real , He just edited one of Phils videos to make it look like they were having a conversation.

For me the crossover is the rare times they they all express opinions like sane adults. I live for the times a youtuber, or any entertainer, drops the act for a second and speaks honestly and directly to the camera about a subject they are passionate about and have an informed opinion on. I am subbed to many people whose videos I do not watch regularly, because sometimes these moments happen and they make me happy.

[Diyes_Celine]

Although I like this Dan, I find this ls odd. He was not over the top but he didn't feel normal (?!) He was if holding back on saying a lot of things. He was trying to talk about other things but the chat was not helping him. He kept on saying he doesn't want to offend anyone with his opinions. Dan, you are Dan. You are bound to offend someone coz your opinionated.

Snapchat: Wow. He must be tired of hearing the snapchat thing coz his comment just got too real. Dan, just post videos/photos of Phil in snapchat.
Airport meet-ups: WTH, Dan. Where's your opinion? I am disapointed. Why can't you just say that those kind of stuff is inconvenient for the airport staff.
Nail polish. Yes! Thank you. You never promised everything so everyone stop the nailpolish talks. He just liked it and it doesn't mean anything. Ugh.

And what's with the realness talk? Don't ask us why we like watching you and also like watching other type of youtubers. I live my non-existent relationship through you. Dan was weird. Seriously.

I missed the Onion shade. Ugh.

Did he just shade Phil de Franco or was he just talking about the dramatic reaction of people regarding the youtube issue in general? Coz even if it's not a shade for anyone in particular, his comment was true as well. Some people got too dramatic.
But if he was shading PhilDF, I guess he'll be in the next video. More clickbait. Millions of views!

He was either in the same room when Phil had his ls or he was watching the liveshow? So was he the Daniel from the chat?

The most thing, what's with all the commitment side comments? Who has commitment issue?

seeing all the snaps of pentatonix when they when to cleland park made me realize that I want them to be an active snapchat user. Ptx wins the cleland adventure.

[melon lord]

I was so busy being absolutely useless like I can't even explain what I was doing distracted I never noticed there is a liveshow, sweeeeeeet *drops all responsibilities and needs of sleep to find the vid*

Also I must be so behind in music because I have no clue who tf Frank Ocean is gotta do my research now :geek: