Liar liar pants on fire.
Also:
sorry for being top of the page with this garbage.
Dan & Phil Part 24: I got moist for you, Phil
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P: What are you doing?
D: I'm feeding it to you.
P: Why is it so slow?
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I relate to this on a spiritual level, nobody can defeat the fall/halloween loverseevee wrote:

But I actually think the hand holding the starbucks is Phil's hand. His nail is smaller than Dan's and longer, you can see the nail on that thumb is smaller than the nails on the right hand.nephilimcat wrote:Lurktacularr wrote:Is Dan octo-man?? How the hell did he take that picture??eevee wrote: Dan wants a share of the psychic power
Phil's phone probably
So my guess is Phil took the photo, and he was holding the cup, while Dan was holding the phone.
But honestly does it matter tho its just a fucking photo
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A few twitter nuggets to comment on:
Like as in Albert? Like as in the name of Phil's shrimp? Like as in he was watching/sat on the other end of the sofa the whole time? Show yourself next time you shithead
Jesus fuck they even update software systems at the same time :wtf:
Like as in Albert? Like as in the name of Phil's shrimp? Like as in he was watching/sat on the other end of the sofa the whole time? Show yourself next time you shithead
Jesus fuck they even update software systems at the same time :wtf:
I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is talk shit on IDB
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Sure Jan.RiriPandaHeart2 wrote:
Bad bf, blaming it all on Phil. SMH.
I really liked Phil’s live show (like pretty much always)
Him testing out his range.
He really wants something to care for.
The new calendar sounds interesting, will probably buy one.
I’m intrigued by the video idea, sounds different.
Phil saying he loved Dan’s video was very cute. If I were Phil I would have been very stressed out as well.
He really wants to meet the Queen and get knighted.
Burnt popcorn is gross.
Now Phil can’t even keep him and Dan apart.
The ending
Stood!? It looks like they are (snuggled up) on the couch. He is clearly sitting. (not really but i want to think that, let me have this....)Lurktacularr wrote:I meant like how did he take it, regardless of device used (which was clearly Phil's phone as we can see his phone in the pic) because we can see both his handsnephilimcat wrote:Lurktacularr wrote:Is Dan octo-man?? How the hell did he take that picture??eevee wrote: Dan wants a share of the psychic power
Phil's phone probably
As updatedphan states, clearly he's sprouted a new hand. Phil's fic 'The Hand' has come true but his psychic powers failed his slightly this time as its Dan with the new limb not Phil. Come on Phil, we expect better than this.
Seriously though how did Phil position himself to take that as it looks like its right from Dan's perspective. The trash in me likes to imagine he was stood behind Dan with his arms wrapped around to the front of Dan's chest
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Oh do you think so? I thought it looked too much of a top-down view of the fireplace to be sat down but they're tall af so you're probably right actually, that's too low down to be them stood up. Throw my idea in the bin thenWinston wrote:Stood!? It looks like they are (snuggled up) on the couch. He is clearly sitting.Lurktacularr wrote:I meant like how did he take it, regardless of device used (which was clearly Phil's phone as we can see his phone in the pic) because we can see both his handsnephilimcat wrote:Lurktacularr wrote:Is Dan octo-man?? How the hell did he take that picture??eevee wrote: Dan wants a share of the psychic power
Phil's phone probably
As updatedphan states, clearly he's sprouted a new hand. Phil's fic 'The Hand' has come true but his psychic powers failed his slightly this time as its Dan with the new limb not Phil. Come on Phil, we expect better than this.
Seriously though how did Phil position himself to take that as it looks like its right from Dan's perspective. The trash in me likes to imagine he was stood behind Dan with his arms wrapped around to the front of Dan's chest
I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is talk shit on IDB
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How about: Dan's on his knees and Phil is standing, taking the picture or something like that? I don't know if that fits with the angle, I'm crap at stuff like this. I mean, I didn't even realise that Dan had something in both his hands at first and wondered why people discuss how he took the photo, soLurktacularr wrote:Oh do you think so? I thought it looked too much of a top-down view of the fireplace to be sat down but they're tall af so you're probably right actually, that's too low down to be them stood up. Throw my idea in the bin thenWinston wrote:Stood!? It looks like they are (snuggled up) on the couch. He is clearly sitting.Lurktacularr wrote:I meant like how did he take it, regardless of device used (which was clearly Phil's phone as we can see his phone in the pic) because we can see both his handsnephilimcat wrote:Lurktacularr wrote:Is Dan octo-man?? How the hell did he take that picture??eevee wrote: Dan wants a share of the psychic power
Phil's phone probably
As updatedphan states, clearly he's sprouted a new hand. Phil's fic 'The Hand' has come true but his psychic powers failed his slightly this time as its Dan with the new limb not Phil. Come on Phil, we expect better than this.
Seriously though how did Phil position himself to take that as it looks like its right from Dan's perspective. The trash in me likes to imagine he was stood behind Dan with his arms wrapped around to the front of Dan's chest
pulvis et umbra sumus
Guys what about this https://youtu.be/-59ZEQUGfO0?t=10m30s
and wow, it's been a long time since I've posted here
and wow, it's been a long time since I've posted here
"Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." - Albus Dumbledore
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So he put Phil's phone into his mouth?pewphan wrote:Guys what about this https://youtu.be/-59ZEQUGfO0?t=10m30s
and wow, it's been a long time since I've posted here
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Yes! When he said about taking the photo with his head I automatically thought of this series of lies liveshow nonsense.pewphan wrote:Guys what about this https://youtu.be/-59ZEQUGfO0?t=10m30s
and wow, it's been a long time since I've posted here
missemma wrote:Yes! When he said about taking the photo with his head I automatically thought of this series of lies liveshow nonsense.pewphan wrote:Guys what about this https://youtu.be/-59ZEQUGfO0?t=10m30s
and wow, it's been a long time since I've posted here
I love that this is something we have been analyzing for this long. I am just sticking with my theory. Nothing anyone says can kill that image. (what is that sentence? I can English good
What is with the house tweet? Am I missing something? (I mean aside from the obvious) It seems like there is an inside joke I am not privy to.
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Ooh yay *adds to wanking Dan collection*. thank you for this beautiful gift!human wrote:Totally just made this for missemma because I know she loves a bit of wanking Dan. I've never made a gif before lol.
enjoyed reading all the time stamps from Phils liveshow. I need to watch it because I was only casually listening to it every now and again, I missed loads of stuff like him showing the message and talking about his videos etc. I would love to play random games with them, they seem like so much fun to hang out with. Friendship goals for sure.
I love when everybody ignores me Yes i think phil was the one who's holding the PSL, and also took the picture.Philena wrote:Am I the only one who thinks it's Phil's hand holding the PSL?
I am excited for the new calendar theme, and I was glad he brought up the game from last night. Nice guess, guys! Cute ls, but nothing groundbreaking.
And that will make their posture very intimate cuz Dan was basically hugging him from behind.
Winston wrote: Stood!? It looks like they are (snuggled up) on the couch. He is clearly sitting. (not really but i want to think that, let me have this....)
phamnotof your post on the other page was poetry
Ticia thank you for the Phil ls summary
RiriPandaHeart2 I think you mean 'pants notonfire' ..................
pewphan senpai
I think the picture came out broken in Waggle9007's post - fixing it because I think it is useful. After seeing it I'm convinced it's not a loveheart but some kind of emoticon face:
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It's an angry emoji face. I don't think it's a big deal that he hid the name, it's probably just a friend who doesn't do YouTube, or maybe he wanted to hide what he said and used the name as an excuse? We shouldn't really care though, it's his private life and we wouldn't have seen it anyway if he didn't want to show us the thing.
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Yeah I don't see a heart in it either.bluewho wrote:I think the picture came out broken in Waggle9007's post - fixing it because I think it is useful. After seeing it I'm convinced it's not a loveheart but some kind of emoticon face:
I think it has to be from someone we don't know about, if it was someone we know about he would have said who it was from
I don't think that it has to be from someone we don't know. Phil is the same guy who said that Cornelia is just a friend (like most people don't know who she is ), he doesn’t give information like that out easily.
bluewho wrote:Winston wrote: Stood!? It looks like they are (snuggled up) on the couch. He is clearly sitting. (not really but i want to think that, let me have this....)
It seems to be this emoji:I think the picture came out broken in Waggle9007's post - fixing it because I think it is useful. After seeing it I'm convinced it's not a loveheart but some kind of emoticon face:
I think it has to be from someone we don't know about, if it was someone we know about he would have said who it was from
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Hi, long time lurker and all that!I think the picture came out broken in Waggle9007's post - fixing it because I think it is useful. After seeing it I'm convinced it's not a loveheart but some kind of emoticon face:
I think it has to be from someone we don't know about, if it was someone we know about he would have said who it was from
I just wanted to say that maybe the picture said something around the lines of something 'my food' and then an emoji, and then the 'It came.'
I'm not entirely sure!
ipod? misspelled?anathema wrote: It looks like "my i(?)bod", but when I googled ibod nothing came up, so I don't think it's that. Not sure what else it would say though. I suppose it could also be "lbod". I looked it up and it seems one of the more common things it stands for is "late bill override date"? Don't really see how that would make sense contextually though.
Off topic as heck and I know it's early, but I made a bingo card for what might happen in 2017 in the world of like you guys sometimes do for liveshows cause I'm bored. Some things are plausible and some things are completely random because I ran out of ideas.
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some of those are awesome. secretly hope Dil diespewphan wrote:Off topic as heck and I know it's early, but I made a bingo card for what might happen in 2017 in the world of like you guys sometimes do for liveshows cause I'm bored. Some things are plausible and some things are completely random because I ran out of ideas.
Gonna put my neck on the line here and state a bold opinion: I reckon they'll be out within the next 12 months. I SAID IT.
I bet you all 100 idb points they're out as a couple within a year. If I'm wrong my punishment can be permanent subscription to Evan, Emma and misc other knobheads of the forum's choosing
I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is talk shit on IDB








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