Dan & Phil part 32...and what a thicc thread it was

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coffeepenguin wrote:De-lurking to say I don't think we should have high hopes in terms of phan reveal or some kind of significant reaction for the guards thing in Undertale 'cause it was Phil who read for them both the first time Deppy encountered them (I wonder if it was intentional). Chances are we'll get some "awww"-s and "good for you"-s and maybe some generic statement of support like Dan makes in the ISG. I think Deppy's answer about watching YoI in the joint ls is a good example of their current attitude, very matter of fact and no mention of homosexuality in relation to why they are watching it (as in they like relationship stuff and Phil would like more of the onsen action, but no attention whatsoever is drawn to the nature of relationship and characters in the onsen being male)
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iggy wrote: 9:32 "well you know what we're gonna be doin when we get in the bedroom" ….i'm sorry but what. also i really expected phil to react in some way, like laugh and say "haha that sounded wrong" and then have dan hold up his hands and go "wooooahHH!!"
I had to pause the video for like a full minute like ??!1? , I was so surprised that they didn't notice
that, on the other hand, is something I still struggle to make sense of. I've watched it 10 times already and can't think of any explanation except the obvious one (from the creators than brought you #busgate, really?)
I hope you delurk more often! I find your thoughts on Deppy's relationship to phan/sexuality really insightful. (I'm one who was really bothered by the tatinof fanfic, and your posts helped me understand why I felt that way.)

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Dan's on brand today
... let's talk about house plants.
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gnostic wrote:I know this is very very late, but it just hit me that when Phil called his Mum about IWBM thing, she probably made the connection about her son playing the same game they used to play as a family during festive season but now with his BF(F) (and for money)

...it feels like grammar wise this is the worst sentence I've written in English this year
wait, you mean she thought they were playing for real money? :lol:

i actually thought that she might have remembered the answer from playing it before
i think gnostic meant they are now playing it for the gaming channel... which is their job that they earn money from
dannonfill wrote:Dan's on brand today
DAN JESUS CHRIST SPARE ME
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dannonfill wrote:Dan's on brand today
I'm fine,
but my ovaries are not.

Why must he do this
And why is Phil not trying to compete with him!?

But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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dannonfill wrote:Dan's on brand today
I couldn't agree more, the blacker the better. He looks so good :lel:
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dannonfill wrote:Dan's on brand today
He is looking good.
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MoonPride wrote:Damn Daniel
:gg:

Get. Out.

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IckleMissMayhem wrote:
MoonPride wrote:Damn Daniel
:gg:

Get. Out.
:lol: It seemed an appropiate thing to say lol!
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Yep, Daniel is absorbing all our hearts with that one. Such a relaxed pose, almost like he knows what he's doing (though I doubt he fully realises it if he does).
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stella wrote:totally irrelevant to all discussion but last night i replied to a bunch of old phil tweets for the lols, and i was informed that all of them mentioning charlieskies were deleted, apparently if you comment on a charlieskies tweet he deletes it - interesting? how does phil find these and delete them?
I'm pretty sure he finds them because people go back and reply to them. It doesn't matter how old the tweet is, if someone replies he's going to see the @ mention. (And I hate that, too. Most of Phil's old tweets are pretty harmless to reply to, but I do wish people would leave the controversial ones alone. It makes me so nervous thinking of what disappears before anyone has a chance to screencap.)
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dannonfill wrote:Dan's on brand today
Is he leaning against the wall? He looks so good
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dannonfill wrote:Dan's on brand today

Fuck off Daniel. He hears that I am turning into Phil trash and he draws me back in with a picture

My ovaries
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He's just dialled the attraction levels back a notch with this classic:
Fgs, boy, after being so upset about the honey tweet :roll:
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flarequake wrote:He's just dialled the attraction levels back a notch with this classic:
Fgs, boy, after being so upset about the honey tweet :roll:
The honey tweet struck a nerve because it's far too close to reality. But he hasn't been near anything fishy in years, and has no intentions of changing that today. ;)
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lilMango wrote:Well, their version of the Sims is 1.25.135.1020, which was released on December 1st.
So.
(you can see their version in the bottom left at :42)
Nice find!

Also BisexualShoeMarriage, this gave me the impression that the challenge lasts from Oct 4th-Nov 4th, not necessarily the characters:
"When your Sim has filled up their display case with all 10 Sugar Skulls, the case unlocks a new interaction called Honor the Dead. Aside from looking totally awesome.....
and
Don't worry, whilst you won't be able to collect the Sugar Skulls after the challenge finishes, the Honor the Dead interaction will remain available."

But for the record, I definitely believe they prefilmed their videos, just maybe not as far in advance as Oct 4th-Nov 4th.
The challenge description on the website is a bit ambiguous, but that's definitely not how it worked in my game. Between the 4th Oct and the 4th Nov, random npcs (non-playable characters) would wander around wearing Day of the Dead costumes and makeup. The challenge was to ask them for sugar skulls until had at least one of each of the 10 designs. If a sim you were controlling managed to collect all 10 designs before the 4th November, sims in that particular household gained the ability to change into Day of the Dead costume and makeup at any point in the future. But after the 4th November, the challenge ended. The sims wandering around randomly in costume were part of the challenge. Now that the challenge has ended, npcs no longer wander around randomly in Day of the Dead dress, and the Day of the Dead costumes are unaviliable unless that sim's household completed the challenge. NPCs cannot autonomously collect sugar skulls, and even if they could, no sim can autonomously change into Day of the Dead costume. They were either put in it temporarily by the game so that they could give out sugar skulls Oct-Nov 4th, or they are put in it by a player who has gained them that ability.

I don't know what was going on in Dan and Phil's game, but if there were npcs wandering around in Day of the Dead costumes after 4th November that's definitely not how it's supposed to work. If lilMango is right about them having a game version released on 1st Dec then that's really quite weird, because on 4th November there was a game update which ended the Day of the Dead challenge. Maybe they somehow skipped the 4th Nov update when they did the 2nd Dec one, and are now permanently stuck with Day of the Dead npcs?
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The fact they spoke about Phil's recent dabbing means it was filmed a few days ago imo.
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Rigby wrote:
dannonfill wrote:Dan's on brand today
Is he leaning against the wall? He looks so good
Holyyyy (haha, appropriate for this time of year)
I actually really like his jeans/trousers, are they new?
Love the Twitter interaction between him and Pewds, as I love Dan getting noticed by any senpai of his :D
BisexualShoeMarriage wrote:The honey tweet struck a nerve because it's far too close to reality. But he hasn't been near anything fishy in years, and has no intentions of changing that today.
:gg: How did my mind not also go into the gutter immediately with Dan's tweet?! I was like "pickled herring...ew...what?" It now makes sense ;)
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BisexualShoeMarriage wrote:
The challenge description on the website is a bit ambiguous, but that's definitely not how it worked in my game. Between the 4th Oct and the 4th Nov, random npcs (non-playable characters) would wander around wearing Day of the Dead costumes and makeup. The challenge was to ask them for sugar skulls until had at least one of each of the 10 designs. If a sim you were controlling managed to collect all 10 designs before the 4th November, sims in that particular household gained the ability to change into Day of the Dead costume and makeup at any point in the future. But after the 4th November, the challenge ended. The sims wandering around randomly in costume were part of the challenge. Now that the challenge has ended, npcs no longer wander around randomly in Day of the Dead dress, and the Day of the Dead costumes are unaviliable unless that sim's household completed the challenge. NPCs cannot autonomously collect sugar skulls, and even if they could, no sim can autonomously change into Day of the Dead costume. They were either put in it temporarily by the game so that they could give out sugar skulls Oct-Nov 4th, or they are put in it by a player who has gained them that ability.

I don't know what was going on in Dan and Phil's game, but if there were npcs wandering around in Day of the Dead costumes after 4th November that's definitely not how it's supposed to work. If lilMango is right about them having a game version released on 1st Dec then that's really quite weird, because on 4th November there was a game update which ended the Day of the Dead challenge. Maybe they somehow skipped the 4th Nov update when they did the 2nd Dec one, and are now permanently stuck with Day of the Dead npcs?
Is it possible to set the in-game date to a time in the past? For example, Animal Crossing uses real time and dates, but if you change the date and time on your 3DS it affects the game. Is there a way to do this in the sims?
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[quote="BisexualShoeMarriage"]
The honey tweet struck a nerve because it's far too close to reality. But he hasn't been near anything fishy in years, and has no intentions of changing that today. ;)
I took the honey one at face-value so the licking seemed just as daft, but you might be right. Also I've seen people digging up his tweets about force-choking and dental hygiene, so who knows where he draws the line ;)
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This girl looks so happy and deppy look lowkey stoned
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eevee wrote: This girl looks so happy and deppy look lowkey stoned
Maybe they've been on the herring after all.
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Dil video timestamps. (gdi I can't keep up with their pace right now.)

:22 - "Was that weird?" in that quiet laughing voice. I keep wanting to make a special note of everytime Phil is using non-persona voice, but now that he's doing that most of the time I probably need to break the habit.
:48 - "Happy domestic simulator."
1:08 - Christianity shade?
2:04 - "You're bad recently... I'm kind of bad, you're in trouble." I sense some unsurity in Dan's voice?
2:31 - "Why don't we make a baby?"
2:46 - "It would have happened accidentally a year before they got married anyway." lmao that realism
3:06 - Dan admitting he edits out his word flubs. "But Phil is bullying me!"
3:45 - Dan volunteering that he makes Phil watch that video, Phil actually adding onto the story. "Just stop, I don't care." but that cute laugh.
4:18 - Dan putting so much thought into where the baby is concieved.
4:21 - Phil interrupting just to say "Where we gonna do it?"
5:15 - Extended discussion about sperm. Phil was into it, Dan with the "No no no no no."
5:41 - Phil volunteering a story about touching a statue's penis. All righty. Okay.
6:06 - Phil commenting on the price then saying only Tabitha would have it, since it was so expensive.
6:36 - Omg Phil teasing Dan about the spa story. So fond, painfully fond. Phil is beaming with fondness.
7:31 - Dan gives Phil a fertilizing massage.
8:48 - "It's like us in Manchester." ooh tell me more please.
9:23 - Dan starts, "Just post those abs-" and Phil finishes, "- in my - ears." immediate jump cut. I feel like Phil was going to go with something different and I really want to know what it was.
9:31 0 "Well, we know what we're gong to be doing when we get in the bedroom." I realize they mean Dil and Tabs but lmao. Talk about a startling sentence.
9:51 - "What is the most romantic thing you could snack on? Spooky cookies..." and they both laugh. But spooky cookies is not an option on the menu.
10:36 - What's the sexiest music? "Obviously spooky."
10:47 - They like to start romantic. Noted.
12:00 - Oh, Dan. That face and that hand motion. Love.
12:14 - Phil looking at Dan to say "Is a baby being made right now?"
13:31 - Priss.
13:35 - What Dan is really here for: redecorating.
13:37 - I'm laughing at the idea that Phil's parents, with two teenage boys, made sure to give them plenty of space far away from them. Poor Mama Lester must have seen some stuff.
15:57 - Dan noting what he wants in his house.
17:22 - "Phil, i want to look around our house and just-" "And have all the memories." "-feel emotional about all the sweet mems."
17:44 - "No matter the gender, everyone loves dinosaurs." I want to think about this some more. I can't decide if it's good that Phil is going gender neutral or if it's a sign that he views some things as too gendered and wouldn't use for boy/girl if not appropriate, but dinosaurs just happen to fit neutral.
18:58 - Dan seems so happy. So excited.
19:08 - Them waiting and wanting to see the baby's personality before decorating is just... sweet. Too-real moments in a surreal game situation.
19:40 - An actual video game boob mention and Dan restates twice "I'm not being weird, am I?" and still doesn't sexualize them.
20:09 and 30 seconds later they're both leaning into the screen to study naked Dil in the shower and see if he has abs.
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dannonfill wrote:Dan's on brand today
got this notification in a lecture
felt like i was dying from the lecture
actually dead from this, fuck
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dannonfill wrote:Dan's on brand today
My breath literally left my body and I sat there for ages with my mouth hanging open jesus christ

I need warning for those sorts of things don't spring them on me like that

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I'm thinking Sweden agree's with them. Or they had some crazy last tatinof celebrations because OMG they woke up in a GOOD MOOD
Great way to start the morning after only 3 hours of sleep.

*edit - the chokers have pink hearts that say best and friends on them, and they kept them
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