Dan & Phil Part 34: It's a post-baking universe

[bee]

The latest video was so great. So so great. I believe I can fly- chicken had me in stitches.

I don't want Gamingmas to end how many more days? A few right? A week maybe?

[Stakhanov]

I read a tweet where he said it was 'till the 24th so that would be 7 more vids if you include today.

After that i'm afraid we'll have to start taking hostages.

[gnostic]

Count me in with those who think that Dan is developing a new over the top kinky memster persona (yes, I said it. sue me) and we cannot use provided information to determine whether those kinks actually are relevant to him.

I would tell y'all to chill out and stop overanalysing but (i) I would be moderatored for telling users what to post, and (ii) there wouldn't be 34 and counting threads made in a few months' time without IDB lovingly overanalysing every letter of every tweet and caption

[Ablissa]

The latest video was so great. So so great. I believe I can fly- chicken had me in stitches.

I don't want Gamingmas to end how many more days? A few right? A week maybe?

I'm right there with you Gamingmas has been brightening up my life lately, and I really need that. I'm going to be so sad when we go back to the "every now and again" schedule. At least we've still got PINOF bloopers and main channel videos to look forward to...

[malday]

Can I just add that I'm not offended by Dan's kink-esque tweets etc. I find myself laughing at them. I was just thinking of Phil and how he might be embarrassed if there was any truth to them and how Dan is possibly sharing what they might get up to in the bedroom in front of all his followers. I love this side of Dan it's refreshing to see him so comfortable in his tweets.

Isn't that in itself a kink too? Could that be Phil's kink?!

i was jk but now i want to go on a Philanalysis quest.

[gnostic]

Can I just add that I'm not offended by Dan's kink-esque tweets etc. I find myself laughing at them. I was just thinking of Phil and how he might be embarrassed if there was any truth to them and how Dan is possibly sharing what they might get up to in the bedroom in front of all his followers. I love this side of Dan it's refreshing to see him so comfortable in his tweets.

Isn't that in itself a kink too? Could that be Phil's kink?!

i was jk but now i want to go on a Philanalysis quest.

Good luck with that, the data may be... slightly... limited

[wtfamidoinghere]

i'm so happy that, whatever their relationship status may be, they can finally make (sexual) jokes about each other and appreciate the shippers' art and not care how it will be perceived by their audience

we know they are naturally very touchy and innuendoy (unless they were faking it in their first videos, which i don't believe) and shipper art is some of the funniest in this fandom, so the way they are behaving now just seems so much more natural for them IMO

that's why i don't think they have some deeper motive to change their behaviour other than simply being happier

and also, the beasty gangbang video might be the funniest thing they've ever done together, at least imo. i hardly ever laugh out loud at their gaming videos, but this time i laughed almost the whole video

[nephilimcat]

I don't want Gamingmas to end how many more days? A few right? A week maybe?

I'm right there with you Gamingmas has been brightening up my life lately, and I really need that. I'm going to be so sad when we go back to the "every now and again" schedule. At least we've still got PINOF bloopers and main channel videos to look forward to...

I second this. I'm already dreading the time between Christmas and (probably) the 5th of January when we won't get any videos and ls Of course they deserve the break and should rest and I will be quite busy anyway but after Gamingmas I'll be used to a video a day. Yes, I'm a needy little shit

[alittledizzy]

Beasty GangbangBanggang timestamps:

:16 - Fond Dan look.
:20 - Prelude to priss face.
:32 - I don't know what this face Dan is making is, but it's cuet.
1:00 - Phil is more excited at seeing the bear one than Dan is. "That could be you!!"
1:07 - Cat and Bear can't even save themselves, actually, but they're cute doing it.
1:21 - Phil is really a fan of just mashing buttons without figuring out what they do.
1:50 - "I've got you by the fucking dick."
2:14 - Is Phil aware that you can't sneak up on someone when they can see your screen, and you're also narrating your movements?
2:34 - I am so into watching them concentrate hard on playing a game.
2:44 - Dan's hand on chest as he brags like a little shit.
2:49 - I would actually hit Dan for his mocking while explaining controls.
2:56 - Those captions, Dan.
3:01 - "It looks like we're breeding." And then in case that was too subtle: "It looks like we're mating."
3:07- Timestamp to mark the moment I actually laughed at a DAPG video. "I'm a hundred percent dead."
3:11 - Apparently "fruck" is on the Phil-approved curse word list.
3:20 - "Nah, I'm all about the role-playing." We know, Dan. We've seen the onesie collection.
3:35 - Commemorating the second time I've ever laughed at a DAPG video.
3:46 - The moment I realized I actually love that video.
4:00 - "That's not how the London underground works. It's a good thing you don't go outside, Phil."
5:32 - High Dan voice.
5:44 - "Stay away from my timbers!"
5:52 - Phil delicately dropping Dan from the edge.
6:22 - Dan clap-and-sing.
7:25 - Better than Titanic.
7:40 - Dan is very used to Phil trying to fake him out in games, and doing it very badly.
8:25 - Dan doing his pouty loser face as he leans back in the chair, then recovering and telling Phil he did good. Ahhhhhhhh.
8:45 - Phil's impromptu voice acting skills, nice. "I am the chicken and I am the king of this blimp."
8:50 - Suddenly they forget they're competing and just try to save each other.
9:00 - Punchy punch.
9:19 - "Well, if I see anybody hanging off a bridge, I am not gonna get Phil to help. I'm just putting that out there."
9:47 - I call this part Dan and Phil Reference Memes I Don't Get.
9:57 - Dan has Phil by the turkey bits again.
10:04 - Phil will give Dan the dental work he needs. As someone said on twitter, Dan really can't say no one indulges his kinks.
10:25 - Eevee springs out of nowhere to backhand Dan for a consent joke.
10:48 - "Bear. More like. No."
10:58 - "Bro, you need to slow down with your violence."
11:11 - Dan says he doesn't want to go into hibernation. When will the lies stop?
11:33 - They're having so much fun. I'm having so much fun.
11:49 - Though to be fair I think Dan is having fun because he won.
12:14 - Wow I can't believe Dan and Phil sold out to Jarritos and put that blatant #spon in their video.

[uglyamerican]

They just uploaded "Google Feud" aka "What's Wrong With Humanity?!"

A Dan vs. Phil Adventure

[peekatyou]

You guys say Phil's the one who makes sure we get a video a day, and while I see where you're coming from, I wanted to remind you that it was Dan who made Wednesday's video possible I have a feeling (might be wrong, obviously) that on that day Phil was like, Dan, I told them we were not promising anything, relax, but Dan was being stubborn (and also those flaming shots didn't appeal to him and he wanted to leave.) I honestly feel Dan sort of enjoys the challenge (yes it also stresses him out) of making a video a day, it's a way for him to show us and, what's more important, himself, that he can do it!1, he can get anything done if he really wants to.
And after all, it's gaming videos, not danisnotonfire's epic stories that require huge amounts of creativity.

My favorite videos so far are 'Just dance in Japan' I was staring at Dan's jumper the entire time, it totally hypnotized me, 'Bubble Bobble' 'cause of the relaxed atmosphere, I also enjoyed the 'we actually exercise!' one, Dan was so over the top (I say it fondly) in that one that I was surprised his energy and loudness didn't destroy the walls. His danisnotonfire is bigger than the room.. but you know what, I love it, l-love it. His energy is like three big cups of coffee to me. He and Phil truly balance each other off, two dans or two phils wouldn't be as effective at basically making history

No matter how many tweets and comments like this he makes, I still think of him as a sweet person who wants to make others happy deep down.

Awww. I have no problem with his recent tweets, but I'd probably like to know what his accountant/serious business people he works with think of them, but they probably don't go on his twitter. And even if they do, Dan couldn't care less

[flarequake]

They've also been included in this, though I don't know by how much

[gnostic]

"I have seen a lot of gay lions." thank you Philipp. Love you.

[violet-writer]

Okay, am I having a psychic episode or did they discuss gay lions previous to this? In a gaming vid? I can swear I remember seeing gifs of them saying those lines exactly!

[Moony]

Okay, am I having a psychic episode or did they discuss gay lions previous to this? In a gaming vid? I can swear I remember seeing gifs of them saying those lines exactly!

yeah I think it was in a phil solo ls

[Ilovethemohyesido]

I really love when Phil's eyes get green or blue depending of what he is wearing. The last video gave us Phil's not-really-but-for-this-video green eyes. Gorgeous.

[SquishPhan]

Another enjoyable vid.
Happy that

Phil won.

Also Phil clearly has an obsession with gay animals.

[gnostic]

So is it "Dan won't be getting a goldfish anytime soon", "we", or just "won't be"? Oh the struggles of being non native speaker

[danphil333]

[nephilimcat]

Well that was a funny and cute video Humans really google the weirdest shit, selling one of your testicles wtf!? Why am I even surprised? The Harry Potter one was way too easy and obvious though, I didn't even read the books/watched the movies and would have known almost all the answers. The weird ones were better imo

Since Phil almost caught up, I think that they will do either one after that and end the year in a tie/with Dan winning or they do two Dan vs. Phil's and if Phil wins the next one, they can have a final battle about who's the final winner.

And the life expectancy isn't 3 years but 30 according to google

[000dia000]

Okay, I was wondering what I liked so much about these recent videos is how deadpan they get, how they no longer make their voices over-the-top and excited, they go soft and quiet at points, their reactions are more genuine and down to earth. Their irregular uploading schedule made their behaviour estranged before, now that they are doing it so frequently, some may label their interactions as less enthusiastic but I feel that I'm sitting in a live show. I'm just really enjoying how funny moments seem genuinely funny and how I feel as if I'm watching this in a room with them rather than them putting on a performance.

[mez29]

Aw, that video was so nice and chill. What a contrast from Emma Blackery's recent vid of the same game with a friend. Reminds me how great D & P's joint content is.

Also, Dan looked good in that shirt.

[RiriPandaHeart2]

I dunno why this moment particularly stood out for me but it did.

Phil: Yeah, you know all my secrets now. I'm so scared.
Dan: Now? They already do Phil... *mumbles and I don't understand it*... your life.

[papierklemmen]

They've also been included in this, though I don't know by how much

well this is awkward...


the video was the bomb! i'm finally starting to feel the "weird dan mood" everyone's talking about lol but it got me thinking that maybe that's what dan is really like then

i'm loving the new phil though

also, i guess the "dan has no friends" and "dan has no will to live" thing is not going anywhere in 2017...

[melon lord]

I am so horrified by the results But this is a fun game

Was Dan wearing not just a colourful top (with a disturbing pocket no idea what this tee is), but also light grey jeans? I know he has dark grey but these ones looked lighter and baggier, unless the time was too little to tell

I'm lowkey glad Phil is a decent person and not the type of guy who would google his curiosities like human skin and tears