Dan & Phil Part 36: Wholesome Howell and AmazingPhlegm

[Ticia]

Phil: Why is my calendar in May?

Spider:

[SquishPhan]

We got a 56 min live show today, which isn’t bad for Phil.
It wasn’t anything special, but I loved it. I laughed out loud multiple times.
- Loved the chili story. But really wonder how he is still alive.
- New vid tomorrow.
- Also excited about seeing Dab as a toddler.
- The bakery story was cute. They really are awkward dorks.
- He really can’t smile cutely for a pic.
- Phil is the queen of the slugs, good to know.
- Phil feels like a deer in headlights on the inside all the time.
- He got two more cacti. I’m sure Dan is happy about that.
- With his adidas jacket on Phil thinks he looks like Sue from Glee.
- He didn’t love the Sherlock finale.
- Liked the HP play, though he wasn’t keen on the plot (just like Dan).
- He is behind on the ships.
- I’m unstanning. He only read the first three HP books. Go read them now.
- Liked La La Land, especially the characters and the soundtrack. Listened to it while cleaning his room.
- Phil watching the tatinof doc for nostalgia reason. Cute.
- Their house is very dry. (my advice is moving)
- That thumbs up thing is hideous.
- Phil is wearing rainbow socks.
- The cereal situation.
- Phil loved Dan’s video.

[misakichan274]

I just want to say that I absolutely loved this ls. I believe my love for Phil has increased about 300% *sigh*

He was so incredibly funny, energetic, lovely (more so than usual) and a bit more open and honest? Phil is usually a little protective guarded of his Dan mentions/stories so I treasure them dearly when he does reveal and the domesticity in what we see of their interactions lately is killing me

I laughed aloud so many times and was mostly smiling throughout. I definitely like how all the vibes I've been getting from Deppy lately indicate the opposite of moving away from each other and pursuing independent goals

Excuse my verbal mess, I'm absolute trash right now

Looking forward to the ensuing discussion and the insightful time stamps

[lishachi]

lovely liveshow. felt very calm, was nice that he stayed a bit longer too. hope he watches troyes new music video, heaven is one of my favourites and makes me tear up every time.

[mysterylovescompany]

psst: the deleted vid's in the dd (idk if it was before), so that's all good hopefully.

A nice liveshow. I thought Phil was really relaxed and entertaining, and the fact that he stayed for nearly an hour was good. Funniest part was when he talked about having another close shave (smh) when he burnt the chilli and Dan just walked in like 'what the hell is happening in here?' Side note: I was like ???? when Phil said he was cooking chilli. I pictured chopped-up chilli peppers just sizzling in a wok, but then I realised he must have meant chilli con carne.

I was half asleep so may have missed some gems but I do think he talked about a lot of different things. New dapg vid tomorrow, yay? Any guesses on the game? I don't watch gamers so idk.

[Philena]

Agree with SquishPhan. Not my fave, but certainly worth watching. I laughed several times. I was quite surprised by how natural he seemed to be this evening, and I quite liked the presents haul (his sheer joy at discovering the magnetic cacti) and the discussion of David Shrigley.

[papierklemmen]

psst: the deleted vid's in the dd (idk if it was before), so that's all good hopefully.

lol you're right, i just checked and it's there. why did felucca ask for a copy? maybe she just added it.

so did phil stream on youtube this time?
p.s. nevermind, he did. i'm glad i can catch up, yay.

[starlight-still]

Phil was so cheery and breezy and alive in his ls today I wasn’t at all surprised when he started talking about not being able to sleep- he practically had creative juices oozing out of his pores.

This might actually be the most relaxed and genuinely outgoing (in a friendly way rather than that performative AP cheeriness) that I’ve seen him since I started following them. He literally loosened his belt towards the beginning and then just let his thoughts guide him throughout. Highlights for me include his excitement at discovering the cactus magnets, recounting the bakery outing with Danny, talking about the kind of art he’s interested in (and being honest about that statue), how becoming the red Sue jacket was on him [ ], and his thoughtful responses to some of the PMs he got (about surgery and uni jitters).

And can we talk about May because one thing I’ve noticed about Phil is that, apart from when he’s a bit chatty and saying the first thing that comes to his mind, he rarely (perhaps never) mentions something like that unless it’s related to something that will be revealed in the near future. Usually it’s something in a video but I would not be surprised if there wasn’t either an event, trip, or ahhh…“life thing” in the works around that time…

[flarequake]

That was a nice liveshow, he was very cheery and looks lovely in red, so double-red when he put the new jacket on. Lovely to see him unbox the gold play button too, we don't see that often (never before that I know of anyway). A few people wrote my thoughts on that big thumb into the chat (toilet roll holder), I held off, but honestly that thing is hideous.

Loved when he was doing higher and lower voices. Loosening his belt was funny, I guess he could have it looser if he wasn't sitting down beforehand. The sleep spray looks familiar, I've tried a lot of those sprays and balms over the years. I think the balm is meant to go on your temples, forehead and wrists (pulse point, maybe also neck), maybe the inside of your elbow sounds plausible, but the tip of your elbow In the end what worked for me was Paul McKenna's CD and stopping caring about people who kept ignoring me.

Looking forward to the new gaming videos and

toddler Dab.

I've just refreshed my sub page and this is what he's used as the thumbnail:



He's so sweet and cute for almost an entire hour and then he goes and does that. Why

[confusedpanda]

And can we talk about May because one thing I’ve noticed about Phil is that, apart from when he’s a bit chatty and saying the first thing that comes to his mind, he rarely (perhaps never) mentions something like that unless it’s related to something that will be revealed in the near future. Usually it’s something in a video but I would not be surprised if there wasn’t either an event, trip, or ahhh…“life thing” in the works around that time…

Playlist live is in May this year. As is youtube's annual creator summit in NYC! It wouldn't surprise me if the Lester's are going to plan their Florida trip around the same time as those events.

[alittledizzy]

I've just refreshed my sub page and this is what he's used as the thumbnail:



He's so sweet and cute for almost an entire hour and then he goes and does that. Why

Okay I totally see that as Phil taking the piss. He said Dan was helping him set it up so I assume Dan helped him do this too, and I'm just imagining them laughing at the parody clickbait thumbnail.

[flarequake]

I've just refreshed my sub page and this is what he's used as the thumbnail:

He's so sweet and cute for almost an entire hour and then he goes and does that. Why

Okay I totally see that as Phil taking the piss. He said Dan was helping him set it up so I assume Dan helped him do this too, and I'm just imagining them laughing at the parody clickbait thumbnail.

Yeah, he's a cheeky sod like that and it's a very OTT title.

[hopefulemm]

psst: the deleted vid's in the dd (idk if it was before), so that's all good hopefully.

lol you're right, i just checked and it's there. why did felucca ask for a copy? maybe she just added it.

Actually, I believe Dan's made two "First Time" videos:

One in 2013 ("My First Time") wherein he talks about various "first time" experiences he's had (such as his first kiss, memory, video game, broken heart, etc).

& one in 2015 ("danisnotonfire's First Time | Dan's Work Experience | AD"), which was an ad series where various youtubers talked about a "first time". Dan obvs chose to talk about, specifically, his first work experience, during a mandatory work-week thing that apparently every student in the UK has to do (? please correct me if I'm wrong). I vividly remember him talking about how he had to go to the kitchens, but the door was stuck, so he tried to force it open, except a trolley of plates was up against the door and they ended up smashing... and then he ran away or something so nobody knew he was the cause of the broken dishes. There was a lot of typical Dan awkwardness involved, I remember that much, and it was pretty funny.

The one on the DD is the video from 2013; the one from 2015 is not there.

Which is upsetting because I've been slowly trying to save as many of their videos (that I like) as I can, and I just hadn't gotten to that one yet.

[Waggle9007]

psst: the deleted vid's in the dd (idk if it was before), so that's all good hopefully.

lol you're right, i just checked and it's there. why did felucca ask for a copy? maybe she just added it.

Actually, I believe Dan's made two "First Time" videos:

One in 2013 ("My First Time") wherein he talks about various "first time" experiences he's had (such as his first kiss, memory, video game, broken heart, etc).

& one in 2015 ("danisnotonfire's First Time | Dan's Work Experience | AD"), which was an ad series where various youtubers talked about a "first time". Dan obvs chose to talk about, specifically, his first work experience, during a mandatory work-week thing that apparently every student in the UK has to do (? please correct me if I'm wrong). I vividly remember him talking about how he had to go to the kitchens, but the door was stuck, so he tried to force it open, except a trolley of plates was up against the door and they ended up smashing... and then he ran away or something so nobody knew he was the cause of the broken dishes. There was a lot of typical Dan awkwardness involved, I remember that much, and it was pretty funny.

The one on the DD is the video from 2013; the one from 2015 is not there.

Which is upsetting because I've been slowly trying to save as many of their videos (that I like) as I can, and I just hadn't gotten to that one yet.

It is there, it's just not made by him, so it's in the EVERYTHING ELSE (Collabs and videos) section

[mysterylovescompany]

psst: the deleted vid's in the dd (idk if it was before), so that's all good hopefully.

lol you're right, i just checked and it's there. why did felucca ask for a copy? maybe she just added it.

Actually, I believe Dan's made two "First Time" videos:

One in 2013 ("My First Time") wherein he talks about various "first time" experiences he's had (such as his first kiss, memory, video game, broken heart, etc).

& one in 2015 ("danisnotonfire's First Time | Dan's Work Experience | AD"), which was an ad series where various youtubers talked about a "first time". Dan obvs chose to talk about, specifically, his first work experience, during a mandatory work-week thing that apparently every student in the UK has to do (? please correct me if I'm wrong). I vividly remember him talking about how he had to go to the kitchens, but the door was stuck, so he tried to force it open, except a trolley of plates was up against the door and they ended up smashing... and then he ran away or something so nobody knew he was the cause of the broken dishes. There was a lot of typical Dan awkwardness involved, I remember that much, and it was pretty funny.

The one on the DD is the video from 2013; the one from 2015 is not there.

Which is upsetting because I've been slowly trying to save as many of their videos (that I like) as I can, and I just hadn't gotten to that one yet.

Yes, I did know which video you're talking about, and it's deffo the 2015 one I meant. I do not want to say anything more publicly but suffice to say I think we are talking about two different docs. Sorry to confuse you.

[papierklemmen]

psst: the deleted vid's in the dd (idk if it was before), so that's all good hopefully.

lol you're right, i just checked and it's there. why did felucca ask for a copy? maybe she just added it.

Actually, I believe Dan's made two "First Time" videos:

One in 2013 ("My First Time") wherein he talks about various "first time" experiences he's had (such as his first kiss, memory, video game, broken heart, etc).

& one in 2015 ("danisnotonfire's First Time | Dan's Work Experience | AD"), which was an ad series where various youtubers talked about a "first time". Dan obvs chose to talk about, specifically, his first work experience, during a mandatory work-week thing that apparently every student in the UK has to do (? please correct me if I'm wrong). I vividly remember him talking about how he had to go to the kitchens, but the door was stuck, so he tried to force it open, except a trolley of plates was up against the door and they ended up smashing... and then he ran away or something so nobody knew he was the cause of the broken dishes. There was a lot of typical Dan awkwardness involved, I remember that much, and it was pretty funny.

The one on the DD is the video from 2013; the one from 2015 is not there.

Which is upsetting because I've been slowly trying to save as many of their videos (that I like) as I can, and I just hadn't gotten to that one yet.

as mysterylovescompany said, there's another archive that has all the vids, including the 2015 ad one. the cherrypirates one doesn't have it because it wasn't deleted at the time, i guess.

[malday]

psst: the deleted vid's in the dd (idk if it was before), so that's all good hopefully.

lol you're right, i just checked and it's there. why did felucca ask for a copy? maybe she just added it.

Actually, I believe Dan's made two "First Time" videos:

One in 2013 ("My First Time") wherein he talks about various "first time" experiences he's had (such as his first kiss, memory, video game, broken heart, etc).

& one in 2015 ("danisnotonfire's First Time | Dan's Work Experience | AD"), which was an ad series where various youtubers talked about a "first time". Dan obvs chose to talk about, specifically, his first work experience, during a mandatory work-week thing that apparently every student in the UK has to do (? please correct me if I'm wrong). I vividly remember him talking about how he had to go to the kitchens, but the door was stuck, so he tried to force it open, except a trolley of plates was up against the door and they ended up smashing... and then he ran away or something so nobody knew he was the cause of the broken dishes. There was a lot of typical Dan awkwardness involved, I remember that much, and it was pretty funny.

The one on the DD is the video from 2013; the one from 2015 is not there.

Which is upsetting because I've been slowly trying to save as many of their videos (that I like) as I can, and I just hadn't gotten to that one yet.

as mysterylovescompany said, there's another archive that has all the vids, including the 2015 ad one. the cherrypirates one doesn't have it because it wasn't deleted at the time, i guess.

is that the first version of the dd with the hard ass password?

[papierklemmen]

psst: the deleted vid's in the dd (idk if it was before), so that's all good hopefully.

lol you're right, i just checked and it's there. why did felucca ask for a copy? maybe she just added it.

Actually, I believe Dan's made two "First Time" videos:

One in 2013 ("My First Time") wherein he talks about various "first time" experiences he's had (such as his first kiss, memory, video game, broken heart, etc).

& one in 2015 ("danisnotonfire's First Time | Dan's Work Experience | AD"), which was an ad series where various youtubers talked about a "first time". Dan obvs chose to talk about, specifically, his first work experience, during a mandatory work-week thing that apparently every student in the UK has to do (? please correct me if I'm wrong). I vividly remember him talking about how he had to go to the kitchens, but the door was stuck, so he tried to force it open, except a trolley of plates was up against the door and they ended up smashing... and then he ran away or something so nobody knew he was the cause of the broken dishes. There was a lot of typical Dan awkwardness involved, I remember that much, and it was pretty funny.

The one on the DD is the video from 2013; the one from 2015 is not there.

Which is upsetting because I've been slowly trying to save as many of their videos (that I like) as I can, and I just hadn't gotten to that one yet.

as mysterylovescompany said, there's another archive that has all the vids, including the 2015 ad one. the cherrypirates one doesn't have it because it wasn't deleted at the time, i guess.

is that the first version of the dd with the hard ass password?

lol yes. it's not that hard, you just gotta troll through gg a little bit.

[kusunoki masashige]

31:41 "five hours and ten minutes is a long time for a persons butt to be sat.." alittledizzy congrats!!
(here's the link to her wonderful new fic that one sunday in january, featuring Phil's long time sat on butt)

((i know i know, this should be in the phanfic thread))

[pastelspectre]

i feel dumb for asking this but what is dd?

[hopefulemm]

It is there, it's just not made by him, so it's in the EVERYTHING ELSE (Collabs and videos) section

Yes, I did know which video you're talking about, and it's deffo the 2015 one I meant. I do not want to say anything more publicly but suffice to say I think we are talking about two different docs. Sorry to confuse you.

as mysterylovescompany said, there's another archive that has all the vids, including the 2015 ad one. the cherrypirates one doesn't have it because it wasn't deleted at the time, i guess.

It is entirely possible we're looking at different docs, that's true and I apologize because it must be so! Typical of me tbh. I have two archives I look at (though neither of them is "cherrypirates", so I don't know which one that is). I do know that the 2015 one wasn't on Dan's channel (I would've had it saved already if it had been, oops), but neither of the archives I look at are listing a savable copy of the vid in the ~everything else~ sections, sadly. (One links to the youtube, the other I'm either blind as a bat and missing it or it's not there, which is fine; it'll probs pop up eventually somewhere.)

Apologies for the misunderstanding on my part; thanks for the replies!

[fancybum]

Dan and Misc Watch 2017
GIANT YouTube GIFT UNBOXING?!! (Week 2)

Prompted Dan Mention

25:45 (chat) You broke instagram (bc it sent out notifs multiple times for their selfies)
"Was it just me? Was it Dan as well?"

36:40 (chat) Did you get a terrarium?
“No, but I did hear Dan’s terrarium smash, which was the saddest smash I’ve ever heard because he was so into making it and then for all of his dreams to be destroyed.”

52:40 (chat) Dan memes of 2016
“Yes! I was in Dan’s video. The cereal situation happened, where I was exposed and he put it in a video. So now it’s in a video as well as on twitter. I guess I deserved it, I was eating his cereal, you know what happened.
It’s a good video, I loved watching that video. It’s so nice that he just reminisces on the entire year. It’s a good one to just sit down with a big mug of tea. I didn’t watch it before he’d finished editing it either, so it was like a surprise for me to watch it, which was cool. So yeah, Dan’s video, I’ve got a new video, new gaming video tomorrow.”

Unprompted Dan Mention

02:50 (tells 'setting chilli on fire' story, somebody save this man from himself)
4:00 “Dan walked in like, ‘what the hell is happening in here?’”
(About burning his finger) “I was sat there with my finger in a glass of water, and remember I posted that picture of Dan [etc], he could’ve got revenge, but he didn’t. He didn’t do it. I wasn’t going to say like ‘look you could take a picture of this and it would be revenge, but I let it slide. I let it slide.”

10:25 “Am I on LAP right now? I don’t know if this is working, this is like a whole new world. Dan helped me set it up."

16:10 “Me and Dan went into a bakery today and we had such a fail of interacting with humans. I don’t even know how it’s possible for us to be such fails. We basically wanted two cookies, and we came out with three cookies, a pot of jam, and polar bear cakes, because we were too awkward to say we didn’t want all this other stuff. [Phil accidentally agreed to getting a polar bear cake]
And Dan said, ‘yeah they are nice’ [so the clerk forced one on him one too]
I don’t know how the jam happened, that was Dan’s fault.”
(i'm dying)

25:15 (About meitu selfies) “Dan did one as well. Dan’s evil senpai one was amazing”

28:15 “And YT, as Dan showed you, sent us these xmas presents, which are Adidas jackets”
29:30 “it reminds me of Dan’s Wildcats shirt”
(I can’t tell if he said that or just read it from the chat)

Neutral Dan Mention

08:20 “So today we have been filming some gaming videos. DanAndPhilGAMES is back in action” Made 2 vids today: 1 is a ‘classic game’ they’ve been requested loads but haven’t played before: fun, slightly stressful. Also a Sims vid. One out tomorrow, the next one… wait and see “a surprise time at some point”

36:20 (chat) misses tatinof
“Well you can go watch tatinof on Dan’s channel, it will be there forever so you can go relive the fun or the story of tatinof on my channel. Go watch how we made it. I was watching that just the other day actually, just out of nostalgia.”
(still dying)

45:30 “We have a gaming channel, Dan and I”

53:15 Merch sale on danandphilshop.com, European merch being added before end of January.

Miscellaneous

07:40 “Someone’s on their period, good to know"
(is this a new thing, him reading this kind of thing out, maybe idk)

11:00 LAP got 1M subs, unboxes the play button for it
"look at this, look how big it is” #nocontext

11:50 “You’re the people that subscribed so I should be smashing this and sharing it between you like little birds. I should eat it and regurgitate it into your mouths. That came out weirder than I wanted it to."

15:30 Wants a red velvet cake for his birthday. Nothing else, just wants to eat an entire red velvet cake.

18:20 Got deep sleep nighttime spray because he’s been "having slight trouble sleeping recently, not like insomnia, but it takes me awhile to fall asleep. I think it’s because my brain is so creatively wired at the moment, I’m just like ‘ideas ideas ideas ideas ideas..’”
(ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what is he planning)

25:30 Says he didn’t get Hamilton tickets? Hmm, Dan made it sound like they he had..

27:30 (chat) Change your YT icon
"I like it, it’s classic. I haven’t had a YT icon other than that one.”

28:05 “Internally I am a deer in the headlights all the time”

29:45 Didn’t love Sherlock ending. "It was exciting but I was hoping for more of a mystery. I was disappointed."

30:40 Cursed Child thoughts
-Didn’t love the story, felt like it didn’t need to be 2 plays but loved being back in the HP world, amazing production and magic, etc. (had one of the same tricks he performed in tatinof so was excited he knew how they did it)
-"Actor that played Scorpius was amazing” but doesn’t know his name
(yet he’s following him on Twitter, get it together Phil)

32:45 “We saw someone outside that had read the script and they said it was like fan fiction but then they watched it and liked so maybe you’ll like it who knows"
[doesn’t mention Dan but knows we know they went together because of twitter, feels no need to clarify who ‘we’ is even to the now-expanded audience of these liveshows, k]
-Only read the first 3 HP books (the shortest three hmm). delet.

33:15 "I’m behind on the ships”

34:15 (chat) La La Land!
"I went to see La La Land last week." I I I.
“It’s all about LA and love and songs and ambition and making it in Hollywood.” Has been listening to the sound track, wants to see it again.

39:45 “2017, I’m gonna learn how not to kill houseplants, ok? That’s what I’m going to do.”
(chat) End their suffering.
*laughs* “I’ll set fire to the house, return them to the earth”

42:00 Very into the artist David Shrigley and bought a small version of his work. Much larger than he expected: a giant thumbs up lmao
“It’s the lengthiest thumb I’ve ever seen”
Doesn’t know where the flip to put it, “I’ll just put it in my room somewhere, I don’t know"
44:30 "I’LL JUST BUILD AN ENTIRE HOUSE AND PUT IT ON A PLINTH"
(is this one of those things we’ll look back on at some point like 'not Japan, a pan’ - building a house building a house the plot thickens)

49:00 Wearing rainbow socks that actually match

49:40 (chat) What are you gonna watch next on netflix
“I’ve just finished [something Danish I don’t understand] S2, we actually stopped watching that for ages, I started that before the tour. I’m going to start watching The OA”
(yes please I want to hear their thoughts on the ending when they’re done because I don’t know what to think about it, really enjoyed the show, but what does it mean..)

55:00 “Why is my calendar in May”
YEAH WHY IS IT PHIL GO BACK TO JAPAN ALREADY

Phinal Tally: said ‘Dan’ 18 times

Dan and Phil Watch 2017 Week 2:

Dan mentioning Phil: 29/71.5 minutes = 0.41 per min.
Phil mentioning Dan: 18/56 minutes = 0.32 per min.

[papierklemmen]

hopefulemm, no pb!

i caught up on phil's ls; quite enjoyed this one! he was so cheerful!
one thing i love about phil's liveshows is that after it's over i'm not scared to go to idb and find it gone deeply into hard overanalysing depressing mode, delving into mental health/family/weight/sexuality issues, like with dan's, lol... his liveshows are really like chats with janice at the shop, as someone mentioned before.
i still can't wait for timestamps tho.

the thumbnail is something else, isn't it. i hope he's just taking the piss.

the random short story about their bakery trip was cute. i'm sure a lot of people relate to that, jeez i do.
lolz at him being a trainwreck at the kitchen.

anyway, what a lovely ls. i sometimes find him boring, but sometimes it's just the right amount of "just chilling with a friend" vibe.

edit: oop, fancybum , i love your dan mention timestamps. delivering as always!

p.s. i hope the video tomorrow is not dil. jesus, put it out of its misery already. i guess it's because i'm in the minority who is not excited about baby related stuff whatsoever. and now toddlers, whyyyy. sigh.

[flarequake]

Brilliant timestamps, great to jog memory, I forgot the bakery story already, but that was so funny. Blame Dan for the pot of jam I'm intrigued by these polar bear cakes.

I loved his blue rainbow socks too, they were snazzy.

[lurker]

i couldn't watch phil's liveshow but i loved your timestamps. the bakery thing sounds amazing tbh (and unfortunately way too relatable). fancybum, i never noticed the ja-pan thing until you mentioned it, i feel like there's a whole world out there and i need to add more tinfoil to my hat, it's all out there apparently. speaking of which, i can't believe deppy are neither renting a bigger flat or a house, nor are they buying a house. phil is building it with his own hands at the moment. i won't believe anything else now. (i love your tallies btw, thank you for posting them every time!)

if i can make a wish i hope tomorrow's gaming vid will be the start of a new series, now that undertale's wrapped up, but i'm not feeling very optimistic about that.