Dan & Phil Part 4: The Cheekiest Link

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Anonymousse wrote:And yes, I know the lester thing is a joke (Or is it , maybe you're Dan?)

:coffee:
I just mean the fact that I traced it on "The Rules" sheet that I just posted was a joke. But tbh, when I traced it, it just worked so perfectly. I almost believe that that's actually what it says, maybe as an inside joke between Dan and Phil??? Am I actually going insane?

Did you mean daddy, instead of coffee?

Anyway, new version:
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I am OK with butt talk and pics of butt underwear covered, but please no visual butt cracks :facepalm:
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oqua wrote:[''
I just mean the fact that I traced it on "The Rules" sheet that I just posted was a joke. But tbh, when I traced it, it just worked so perfectly. I almost believe that that's actually what it says, maybe as an inside joke between Dan and Phil??? Am I actually going insane?

Did you mean daddy, instead of coffee?
Lol, maybe they DID get married years ago.. was this before or after Vegas? (I'm having a hard time remembering when Vegas happened)

And yes I did mean daddy, but I keep writing coffee, which is weird because I specifically like using daddy because it looks like I'm signing the post like "blablabala - daddy.

But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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sweetmm wrote:I am OK with butt talk and pics of butt underwear covered, but please no visual butt cracks :facepalm:
Sweetmm, does the butt emoticon actually make you uncomfortable? If so please let us know and we can disable it.
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Could the signature be "Danisnotonfire"?
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Right. A 'joke'. Ha ha.
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daichii wrote:Could the signature be "Danisnotonfire"?
The space between the 'D' and the first tall letter looks too small to fit the 3 words 'Danisnot'. Dan also writes cursive 'f's with a bottom loop and there isn't one.
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daichii wrote:Could the signature be "Danisnotonfire"?
I don't think so, it doesn't seem to match...

And now I'm actually starting to believe the "Dan Lester" thing... O_O

But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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Anonymousse wrote:
daichii wrote:Could the signature be "Danisnotonfire"?
I don't think so, it doesn't seem to match...

And now I'm actually starting to believe the "Dan Lester" thing... O_O
me too! thanks to spider's post, I can kinda see it now... is this phan poof or was Dan adopted by the Lesters? xD
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daichii wrote:
Anonymousse wrote:
daichii wrote:Could the signature be "Danisnotonfire"?
I don't think so, it doesn't seem to match...

And now I'm actually starting to believe the "Dan Lester" thing... O_O
me too! thanks to spider's post, I can kinda see it now... is this phan poof or was Dan adopted by the Lesters? xD
I can't unsee it.
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spider wrote:Right. A 'joke'. Ha ha.
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spider wrote:
daichii wrote:Could the signature be "Danisnotonfire"?
The space between the 'D' and the first tall letter looks too small to fit the 3 words 'Danisnot'. Dan also writes cursive 'f's with a bottom loop and there isn't one.
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Errr...yeah, it doesn't really work:

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Also, we have to consider the question: WHY THE HECK WOULD HE WRITE DANISNOTONFIRE? Especially when Phil wrote "P Lester."

And even if he did, why would he EVER capitalize the "d"??

Could it be some other kind of joke? Like "Howler" kiiinnnddd of works:

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Could he have written "Daniel" something?

Does anyone have an example of Dan's formal signature?
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spider wrote:Right. A 'joke'. Ha ha.
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I cannot unsee it. it makes me giddy and happy. Damn it.
How do you guys even able to progress with that awful penmanship?
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This is in TABINOF:
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Errrr....right.

EDIT: I just realized that that's probably the signature of the person who issued the card. Never mind me. Sorry.

I swear I remember a vyou or liveshow or something where Phil shows both his and Dan's passports or driver's licenses.
I remember he covers the numbers, or something. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Maybe their signatures are visible there. I'm going to go look.
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oqua wrote:Another angle:
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Edit - the clearest image from the earlier compilation.
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oqua wrote:This is in TABINOF:
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Errrr....right.

EDIT: I just realized that that's probably the signature of the person who issued the card. Never mind me. Sorry.

I swear I remember a vyou or liveshow or something where Phil shows both his and Dan's passports or driver's licenses.
I remember he covers the numbers, or something. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Maybe their signatures are visible there. I'm going to go look.
Yes, I remember seeing it too! I found this through image search
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But it's not linked to a page (just a Tumblr search tag) I can't remember what it's from. And Dan covering up his name...

I literally can't unsee the Dan Lester. There isn't anything above the mid-line at the end, (ie, two Ls).
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achika wrote:
oqua wrote:This is in TABINOF:
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Errrr....right.

EDIT: I just realized that that's probably the signature of the person who issued the card. Never mind me. Sorry.

I swear I remember a vyou or liveshow or something where Phil shows both his and Dan's passports or driver's licenses.
I remember he covers the numbers, or something. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Maybe their signatures are visible there. I'm going to go look.
Yes, I remember seeing it too! I found this through image search
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But it's not linked to a page (just a Tumblr search tag) I can't remember what it's from. And Dan covering up his name...

I literally can't unsee the Dan Lester. There isn't anything above the mid-line at the end, (ie, two Ls).
Conspiracy theory! Dan's name isn't Howell
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OMG Oqua, the are amazing I just woke up and got so excited.
and I am loving your signature. Seriously guys phan 100% confirmed.
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PolarFox wrote: Conspiracy theory! Dan's name isn't Howell
Now I thought about it, how much of a hassle it would be and how people would be able to figure out of Dan booked a room in a Hotel, how people would know...

But they have been booking twin rooms? And technically Phil can book a room for Dan right?

...

And Phil doing all the booking/dirty work with the American tour?



But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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PolarFox wrote:
achika wrote:
oqua wrote:This is in TABINOF:
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Errrr....right.

EDIT: I just realized that that's probably the signature of the person who issued the card. Never mind me. Sorry.

I swear I remember a vyou or liveshow or something where Phil shows both his and Dan's passports or driver's licenses.
I remember he covers the numbers, or something. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Maybe their signatures are visible there. I'm going to go look.
Yes, I remember seeing it too! I found this through image search
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But it's not linked to a page (just a Tumblr search tag) I can't remember what it's from. And Dan covering up his name...

I literally can't unsee the Dan Lester. There isn't anything above the mid-line at the end, (ie, two Ls).
Conspiracy theory! Dan's name isn't Howell
I found this Tumblr that posted the image 3 years ago, but I don't know what their source was or if they were the originator of the image.

Those are definitely Dan and Phil's hands, so they had to have taken the picture at some point. Maybe they posted it on Twitter or Tumblr once upon a time? If it's not from a video, it would seem that there are no other angles to be seen, so no other signatures.

I feel like this RULES sheet would have been a good opportunity for inside jokes, so if we can think of some joke surname Dan might have used with Phil...other than Lester...

But yeah, I can't unsee it. It's too perfect. (And even if that's not actually legally his last name, if he signed it like that, doesn't that mean something about the nature of their relationship??)

Why is Dan covering his name up?? Phil isn't!



Idk. Am I crazy? Are we all crazy???

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oqua wrote:And even if that's not actually legally his last name, if he signed it like that, doesn't that mean something about the nature of their relationship??
The joke is that Dan's parents were abusive narcissists, so he changed his name bc the Lester family adopted him. Dan and Phil are legally brothers now
Just trying to spread the Dangirl agenda
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Anti Phans Right Now Probably wrote:I sign my first name with my platonic live in best friend's last name all the time! It doesn't mean anything! Crazy shippers think everything is phan proof! :roll:
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spider wrote:
Anti Phans Right Now Probably wrote:I sign my first name with my platonic live in best friend's last name all the time! It doesn't mean anything! Crazy shippers think everything is phan proof! :roll:
;)
I was all like "who are you quoting?"

Umm, the more i think about it... The more plausible/believable it seems...

Wow
My brain hurts

But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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i'm literally driving myself crazy trying to fit howell in there somehow and i just can't
all i see is lester
help



this is gonna hunt me forever i need to know what the hell does it really say i hate not knowing things
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Maybe if we make a big enough deal out of this, it'll spread through the phandom like that one party vlog where everyone said Deppy were kissing. Then Dan will have to address it in a liveshow, and he'll get so angry that he'll haul out the original Rules sheet that he kept all these years because he's a sentimental sop, and show them on YouNow. And then at least we'll know what the Rules were.



I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt but seriously, it doesn't look like it says Howell, James, or any variation of Dan's legal middle and/or surnames....

Like I'm SERIOUSLY trying to give him an out. I even contemplated that it could say "Dil Howlter." It doesn't even look like that. The first part seems to be "Dan." The second part seems to be "Lester."
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I have always said that Phil was evil, but no one believes me
Just trying to spread the Dangirl agenda
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oqua wrote:Maybe if we make a big enough deal out of this, it'll spread through the phandom like that one party vlog where everyone said Deppy were kissing. Then Dan will have to address it in a liveshow, and he'll get so angry that he'll haul out the original Rules sheet that he kept all these years because he's a sentimental sop, and show them on YouNow. And then at least we'll know what the Rules were.



I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt but seriously, it doesn't look like it says Howell, James, or any variation of Dan's legal middle and/or surnames....
Lets go create drama
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