Well that was a video wasn't it?

ngl a lot of it was... not my taste :') And I don't even mean the obvious joke outfits. I was also very disappointed that there was no leather jacket anywhere in this video, like come on Dan get a grip.
Commentary:
- Phil laughing because Dan is being dumb behind the camera reminds me of that incredibly soft ass hidden clip from Super Amazing Project. Not even 30 seconds in and we already find ourselves in a trashcan.
- Just like in the Not Milk Challenge video, Dan is too vain to get in front of a camera in pyjamas.
- You don't have to pull ripped jeans off sweetie, let Dan do it for you.
(sorry couldn't resist)
- That looks so fucking good, bless all you ripped jeans fanatics including Dan who picked it. I hope this will encourage Phil to show some leg more often.
- lmao oh the beanie gotta go it's horrible ESPECIALLY with the matching shoes nuh uh. The rest of the outfit is okay but it still looks odd.. a bit 30 year old tries to look like a teen skater. I'm not super into it (but 16 year old might have been).
- I live in constant fear of Phil tripping over that rug.
- "HE'S A BAD BOY BUT HE'S SENSITIVE" lmao ok Dan thank you for announcing your type of man
- Phil complaining he wants more color right in front of my monochrome dream aesthetic salad. There's giant roses on that jacket my dude, what more do you want.
- Phil looked so scared at de deflowering but he lowkey thought Dan was gonna put him in a bondage harness like every other kpop idol these days. Kpop phannies (that includes Dan) let me down.
- Safiya's pick looks comfy, I bet he'll use it around the house. Perfect for cuddling on the couch during a movie right?
- That shirt is payback for all those annoying bird noises, I see you Daniel :')
- "There's more rips than jeans!" Phil sweetie your old man age is showing. You sound like my dad.
- Dan drags Phil for all his flannels.
- ASs
- Everyone is drooling over this outfit but.. I hate it. The jeans are alright (nah at the handkerchief thing tho) but I hate sleeveless shirts on 90% of the male population. And it being flannel only makes it uglier. A no from me.
- I will not lie. I was the tiniest percentage of shook when Dan gave Phil that ring. But only for less than a second. I swear.
- Your Mum joke as if we're barbarians still living in 2010.
- Dan trying to trick Phil into being married forever by giving him a ring that's too small so that it'll get stuck on his finger.
- I like the hoodie but I'd go a size up.. it looks a bit on the short side. Or I just like oversized hoodies.
- Where can I sue the person who suggested that pink monstrosity? I want compensation for the eye surgery I'm gonna need. Actually nvm I'll sue the rich bastard that picked it instead.
- Phil censoring Dan's swearing with the dog bark soundbite cracked me the fuck up tho. Woof. Now where have I seen that before
- I hate dungarees. Especially on adult men. They're ugly and it gets worse when it's camo. Dan thinks the whole thing is a look and that's why I regularly drag his fashion choices.
- Dan and Phil have talked about eating sushi of naked bodies one too many times to make me believe the underwear was an innocent purchase. We know what they did that night.
- I could make a coming out joke over that line but I do have an ounce of class.
- Never mind the pink suit thing, I'm suing the person who suggested the cheese outfit. That was more than I ever wanted to see.
- THE WHITE JEANS AND YELLOW SHIRT.

"A BTS musicvideo" Dan you ARMY bitch, they do one soft concept and you're already like this.
That's SVT's Pretty U era aesthetic.
- Dan get your flithy paws of those jeans.
- ..I like the jeans with the straps and zips on Phil but I think that's mostly because it makes him look like he walked out of Ai Yazawa's NANA manga. In fact I'm pretty sure either Nobu or Shin (or both) owns a pair of those. I'm into it :')
- EWWWW. The material makes me feel gross even by only looking at it yikes D:
- DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN
except this time viewers pick your hairstyle
blackdenim wrote: Sun Oct 01, 2017 10:49 pm
My only complaint is that a lot of the outfits were quite young - Phil is 30 after all, but some of the outfits seemed like they were trying to dress him like a teenager; I suppose it's just a reflection of what was in the tag though
(I am almost the same age as Phil and I don't think being 30 means you need to put on a twin-set and pearls (or the male equivalent) but I'm talking more about the cut of some of the clothes, the hats and stuff - especially combined with his hair a couple of the outfits made him look like he was desperately trying to relive his glory days in the mid 00's)
I had this issue too. Especially the skater outfit with the beanie. Just makes him look like the singer of a washed up pop-punk band from the 00's who is desperately clinging to the last bit of fame. NAGL. I'd like him in more mature yet stylish clothes.