Dan & Phil Part 5: Dan & Phil Lester

[faerietales]

I go on YouTube to re watch Louise's video and there is a new one from Dan! And it's half an hour long?!? Friday night plans sorted.

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DeppyLou:

Cute set-up, lil candle burning in the back

1:43: dan’s clap and wide ass grin fwr

wide mouth dan i agree phil’s so not surprised

3:40: The whole newt/nut-tella thing. Guys. It’s Italian. They don’t say “nut” in Italian. They say “noo-tell-lah”

UK folks: Do you say “nosh”? It’s a very Noo Yorker word to me, being from that area originally.

D&P reactions to Louise’s IHOP…noise:
Phil: “It’s like a religious experience.”
Dan [looks at phil]: “If he **** me good I take his ass to IHOP."

Phil @6:06 and 7:28-34: he a freak or probably i’m just tongue skills is all i’m saying

6:55:

Phil’s plan was definitely, OK, every time it starts getting frisky, Imma be like “RIGHT, time to get mah props out…PLANT!”

Phil @ 10:22 re furry: “You can google it.” so supportive

10:23-11:05:Lou-Imadedangetalegwaxandevengotacheekythighinthere-ise has not failed us

That feeling only my fellow Phil peeps know of anticipating his turn…

11:04 “Back that up sister” um but can’t deny i was like

Overall: Maybe I’ve got phil goggles but I didn’t see him as being unusually awkward/weird in this? Those talking about the loud versus quieter folks approach seem to be on to something. If anything, Dan came off as weirder than usual in a good way never change

If you compare this to the dan/louise collabs, though, I can see what you’re saying.

I enjoyed it. It’s not out-of-the-park for me but still pleasant Friday afternoon/evening entertainment.

Also, as total spa/massage/etc. first the sims now this i’m excited for what’s to come

And now the half an hour adventure lemme go watch that now.

[Diyes_Celine]

what the hell was that??
the head massages part was nice,the furry confession and their eye contacts were interesting i really liked those 2 minutes and i would consider it a good video if the rest 11 minutes were not that painful.

Everyone was talking on top of each other. Both dan and phil found it difficult to cut into the conversation many times not just phil. Dan was talking to himself most of the time trying to be funny and making lame jokes. And phil was trying to make it work and give it some "structure" but he was failing miserably. It feels like he didnt want to be there because he knew it was a disaster and after a while he gave up and disappeared
What was that video?????Like dan said in a ls, louise just showed up in their house one day with a camera but didnt want it. It was not just 11 pointless or boring minutes but extremely uncomfortable and awkward. it wasnt ridiculous or silly enough to be funny. And it certainly wasnt anything new/interesting

its weird because i thought that they were real friends and they would have more chemistry. But there was absolutely no connection between the three of them. I was expecting sth more like hazel's tipsy talk but i got sth worse than caspars video.....It was more like strangers collabing for the sake of collabing.
literally "not worth watching"

I tried watching it thrice because people were raving it here. It grew on me but at first I was really confused what is happening or what should happen. Was that the real format of NWW? I am sincerely just curious.

[hollyphan]

I cried of laughter at the napkin story of Phil. Oh my gosh, I can't stop laughing

[spaceguitar]

half way through and Phil does seem pretty awkward. The cookie story was cute though. Dan's comment at 5:55
Phil almost totally ignored that though! I guess he always ignores Dan's innuendos.

[swofro]

Awkward meal: I have never laugh so hard and so much before. no words or emoticons can express how I feel. I lost it.

[oqua]

I just finished Louise's NWW video and I loved it! I didn't feel like Dan was talking over Phil. Phil just tends to be a bit more quiet in collabs. I even noticed one or two occasions where Ohil and Louise were sharing a moment and Dan sort of struggled to break into the conversation.

I do think that around the time Louise said the word "tits," Phil's demeanor changed. He suddenly seemed very eager to get the video over with. (By the way, I don't think it was because Louise said the word "tits"; I'm just using that as a way to mark the general point in the video where I noticed a shift.) But that was at the very end of the video; to me, it didn't affect the overall vibe/zone.

I loved the biscuit discussion. Dan is so funny when he tries to justify himself. It reminded me of the confession roulette.

That furry moment...amazing. Dan's comment, Louise's reaction, Phil's expression, Dan busying himself with the cactus, the awkward silence. It went on for ages; it was glorious. I've rewatched that part like fifteen times already, I kid you not.

And I'd just like to take a second to appreciate how many brilliant faces all three of them pulled over the course of the video. I took so many screenshots.

Off to watch Dan's video now!

[momo]

yay new videos (and i suddenly appear when something new happens hello) !! probably not even gonna watch it all bc i'm lazy but i just randomly skipped ahead in dan's video to the part where he just so happens to be talking about ordering a cocktail with louise called a "one night stand" and he suddenly just has to feel like denying the possibility of a threesome with phil?? even though surely that wasn't relevant at all but damn this boy likes to namedrop phil

at around 15:00 ish

[cornerstone]

Hello, I'm kinda new, right now I tried to catch up with everything in this forum for like a week now, but decided to write now, because, omg, I loved both videos with Louise so much that I need to express my happiness, I especially loved the one on Dan's channel - I don't remember laughing so hard for so long. They are all so adorable I can't handle it. This is what I go to youtube for, a nice, funny, friendly content to cheer me up after a shitty week.
I realize I didn't say anything enlightening, so I'm gonna go back to catching up with the other threads, but just needed to share my feelings.
Have a good night/day everyone!

[violet-writer]

..dans reluctance to say i love you back. i feel that buddy (1:20)

[Rigby]

Omg I couldn't stop smiling at Dan's video. At first it was a bit awkward with Dan commenting on Louise's bit of the story but then it got better and better and better

Butter gluttons unite!

When Louise touched Dan's face! That was so awkward and cute at the same time

[swofro]

yay new videos (and i suddenly appear when something new happens hello) !! probably not even gonna watch it all bc i'm lazy but i just randomly skipped ahead in dan's video to the part where he just so happens to be talking about ordering a cocktail with louise called a "one night stand" and he suddenly just has to feel like denying the possibility of a threesome with phil?? even though surely that wasn't relevant at all but damn this boy likes to namedrop phil

at around 15:00 ish

Ummm.... That was because of the coat threesome story he tell a few minutes beforehand?

[apathy]

I cried of laughter at the napkin story of Phil. Oh my gosh, I can't stop laughing

This was my favorite part also - with Dan instantly defending and justifying Phil's lack of noticing, since he had to go.

[Ticia]

Two videos in a row...Friday Night Party Animals where you at?

Ok so I've just started watching Dan's video and there's a speck of dust on the lens which comes out as a GIANT CLEAR CIRCLE and it's driving me crazy.

YES, I just want to reach and clean the damn screen.

Because of moments like the threesome coathangers or Phil's napkin, I strongly wish DP did some vlogging. Overall:

Questions: What did they say at 13:15 and 20:03?

[lionheart]

guys are we being spoilt tonight or what?! a nearly thirty min vid of Dan and Louise? I'm in shock haven't watched this one yet but the one on Louise's channel was v funny (if a little awkward in parts )

[SquishPhan]

Funny video, but I didn’t laugh as much as I was expecting to.
The threesome and one night stands parts were great. Especially the part were Louise was imagining it. My reaction to that thought is a lot different than hers.
The Phil dragging his napkin trough the restaurant bit was just great, that was probably my favorite bit. Loved Dan trying to defend him though, like chill no one here is judging Phil for that.
Dan thinking he was the dominant alpha male of the table was great, and somehow this relates to Phil apparently being his nephew. They really have some weird kinks.
Loved that Louise went like, no we all know that Hazel was the alpha male of the table.
I enjoyed it a lot, but I don’t think this tops their previous collab for me. Loved the length of it though.

[majitzu]

Wow 27 minutes! I think that Dan has just say "I don't care about the casual viewers, this video doesn't need anything cut. Here it is"

No, but really. Are the casual viewers gonna watch that?... whatever back to the video

I love it, I had to pause it a lot because I was laughing so much. Seriously all that meal was a train wreck.

Louise making everybody enter again to the room.
The threesome coment
Dan saying he was the lider of da group
Phil's napkin part
The butter shaming by the waiter
And so much. I'm gonna watch it again... but later.

I love it i love it i love it

[Rigby]

Two videos in a row...Friday Night Party Animals where you at?

Ok so I've just started watching Dan's video and there's a speck of dust on the lens which comes out as a GIANT CLEAR CIRCLE and it's driving me crazy.

YES, I just want to reach and clean the damn screen.

Because of moments like the threesome coathangers or Phil's napkin, I strongly wish DP did some vlogging. Overall:

Questions: What did they say at 13:15 and 20:03?

Louise: we all know Hazel's the alpha male at that table
Dan: That's true, that's absolutely true.

Then I think that apart from saying "a stylish little belt" Louise's saying something like "what are you doing/saying", which prompts Dan's answer

[fakelights]

Oh wow! Was not expecting another video today, but hey!

Even though the video is named "Our Awkward Fancy Meal", there was no awkwardness on it. Dan and Louise have such great chemistry that I think I enjoyed the story more just because of the way they told. It was hilarious omg! Poor Phil walking around the restaurant with the napkin on his crotch but fuck me if I didn't wish someone had it on film lol

My only complaint was Dan talking over Louise all the time, but I guess I'm used to it already and it just bothered me in the first five minutes. Whatever, then.

[kooshka]

Ohhhh sweet lord I'm dying of laughter bc of the dinof vid. I swear to god that story might have cured my social anxiety, any time in the future I'm afraid of doing something stupid I'll just think of it and know that it couldn't get any worse than that but they still survived.

But yeah no wonder Phil seemed a bit left out in the Louise vid, these two are loud. It was a bit hard to follow since they're both talking on top of each other. I kinda feel like I need subtitles for both of the videos to follow them properly.

[Ticia]

My only complain was Dan talking over Louise all the time, but I guess I'm used to it already and it just bothered me in the first five minutes. Whatever, then.

I thought exactly the same: first I was wondering why the hell he was explaining her story, but then it made more sense because they actually participated in it.

[grannypants]

oh my goodness, what an absolute gem of a video, i think this is my new favourite thing on the internet and two videos in one night?! i feel so spoiled what did we do to deserve this
i think this video really shows how great dan and louise are together, they really bounce off each other and seem to just have completely the same sense of humour if phil won't do a podcast, do it with louise dan... pls
they also really have the gift of the gab, i don't know many people who can tell a story that entertainingly for half an hour and be just so genuinely funny throughout
some points my brain immediately picked up on:
poor phil, only he would walk off like that in a posh resturant
dan looks v v attractive, the all black aesthetic really shows how clear his skin is, and louise looks so pretty as always though i mean cmon the woman is gorgeous
lots of left side throughout the vid, hello dimple
neck porn at 23:26 onwards i swear i never noticed people's necks until i joined this forum but damn his neck is nice
25:57- 26:03 is a very cute hug, i actually said 'aw' out loud
the ending of 'butter gluttons' made me cry laugh, the way louise just freaks out and dan goes bright red laughing, perfect
i can safely say that's the first of many times i'm going to watch this video, i think i've found my new happy medicine

edit: found my new favourite comment on the dinof video about his voice:
Jacob Knighten
did dan hit puberty? is he gonna get some chin hairs next?

i'm done

[Jeweul]

17:33 of the fancy meal video reminded me of the "3 hour breakfasts, more of those please," from voldy.

[yonahime]

Oh my god! i can't stop laughing while watching the collab on Dan's channel Awkward story is my favorite But seriously, their experience was so horrible it was hilarious, or maybe it's their way of telling it. I want to feel bad (i mean if i was in their position i'd hate it a lot) but i can't stop laughing.

[daphenaxa]

"he must have thought Phil was my nephew or something" what the fuck was that about????