A mysterious person named Hannah, who is more powerful than Marianne but works at the popup shop, who is always over at D&Ps house, and in charge of their upload schedule.
Yeah all of that kinda reads like a Mary Sue self insert fanfic on Wattpad where it ends with 'Hannah' jumping into the arms of ~savage~ Phil because Dan was actually just faking being nice all along ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm sorry to report that the Hannah thing is all true. I am Hannah's second cousin's girlfriend's aunt's dog and I saw it all with my own eyes. Phil is an evil dictator and if not for Hannah this would be public knowledge. It's a great thing that she is with them all the time and covers for Phil whenever he viciously leaves a dirty sock right on top of Dan's pillow.
(@animad thank you so much for the transcription! I'm so bad at hearing stuff over those screams )
Yeah, add me to the list of people who call BS on that tweet. The idea that this person not only shares secrets for future stuff, but also gossip about DnP to a fan is laughable, as is the idea that she'd need to visit them every day (phones/e-mail apparently don't exist). It seems to me a ploy to get 5 minutes of fame.
Anyway, for those who haven't seen them, here are the latest two Instagram stories.
topdanhowellmemes wrote: ↑Thu May 03, 2018 11:43 pm
Yeah, add me to the list of people who call BS on that tweet. The idea that this person not only shares secrets for future stuff, but also gossip about DnP to a fan is laughable, as is the idea that she'd need to visit them every day (phones/e-mail apparently don't exist). It seems to me a ploy to get 5 minutes of fame.
Anyway, for those who haven't seen them, here are the latest two Instagram stories.
Their collective crush on Tom Holland is adorable.
topdanhowellmemes wrote: ↑Thu May 03, 2018 11:43 pm
Yeah, add me to the list of people who call BS on that tweet. The idea that this person not only shares secrets for future stuff, but also gossip about DnP to a fan is laughable, as is the idea that she'd need to visit them every day (phones/e-mail apparently don't exist). It seems to me a ploy to get 5 minutes of fame.
I'll be on that list too! So much is off about the story. Why would they need someone to come to their house everyday? Why would this person control their upload schedule? Then there's the "they hide stuff from her too" well obviously not very well. I agree, I don't think someone who works for DnP is just going to gossip to a random fan.
watsonian wrote: ↑Thu May 03, 2018 10:30 pm
dansalien is the same person who (according to her) started the rumor that Phil said they were married on stage.
Yeah this really discredits her I would say. "Follow me for tea" and then the *very next day* all of a sudden she just happens to get the inside scoop from one of the closest people they work with? YEAH OKAY. imo she probably talked to an employee that had met them once and said phil was witty and dan was nice and ended up embellishing it into this whole thing.
(also its so weird to see that fringe on Phil in the dog slut-shaming clip, I'm already so used to the quiff)
"He's the guy with his flesh on show. What a hoe. That's. Our. Dan."
watsonian wrote: ↑Thu May 03, 2018 10:30 pm
But in support of the savage!Phil hc, here is Phil slut-shaming Dan's dead dog.
I’m gonna pop in randomly and just say that i am so glad that Dan doesn’t refer to Phil as “dude” anymore It's just so unfitting and imo u can tell his hesistation in using it anyways.
I love this little clip though and the shock in Dan’s face from the witty remark is the best
watsonian wrote: ↑Thu May 03, 2018 10:30 pm
But in support of the savage!Phil hc, here is Phil slut-shaming Dan's dead dog.
I’m gonna pop in randomly and just say that i am so glad that Dan doesn’t refer to Phil as “dude” anymore It's just so unfitting and imo u can tell his hesistation in using it anyways.
I love this little clip though and the shock in Dan’s face from the witty remark is the best
i was thinking of that just yesterday lmao, what a Bro™ word. oh, danny... why did you ever? so unfitting is correct.
I'm so sad this clip doesn't go on longer but I love seeing Phil's face when he's thrown by Dan's answer.
oh this was so funny! The crowd aww’d later on because he expanded about the sperm thing. I forgot about this so watching it back lovely. I really wish the spoiler thing wasn’t such a big thing as there are so many things that would be nice to re-watch.
watsonian wrote: ↑Fri May 04, 2018 5:41 am
That clip makes me laugh every time I watch it. I think I might be broken.
I grew up in Southern California, so dude, man, and bro are just the words of my people.
I live in southern California and can confirm!
SoCal represent! I even refer to my girlfriend as dude and brah, but hearing it out of Dan's mouth sounds so wrong. He doesn't understand how to wield its true power
I appreciated his use of dude, bro, lad and whatever else as an ironic joke on all the social circles where they unironically are the words of the people
Finding my own inarticulate prose
Weirding out strangers and laughing at those
Jaundiced and jaded, postured and posed
Not that we’re special it’s just that we’re
Closing in on a place where we might get to be
Living real people regularly
rizzo wrote: ↑Mon Apr 30, 2018 4:15 pmBut, 2018!Phil is mind-blowing??? The quiff, the normal facial expressions in photos (RIP butthole face, you won't be missed), and in particular, the IG story humor. (...)
LtrllySusan wrote: ↑Fri May 04, 2018 3:04 pm
All I could think was... Rizzo spoke too soon.
rizzo wrote: ↑Mon Apr 30, 2018 4:15 pmBut, 2018!Phil is mind-blowing??? The quiff, the normal facial expressions in photos (RIP butthole face, you won't be missed), and in particular, the IG story humor. (...)
This was my thoughts exactly. He's trying. They look very pretty though.
Editing to add: the one on phil's insta story...that's what I'm talking about
LtrllySusan wrote: ↑Fri May 04, 2018 3:04 pm
All I could think was... Rizzo spoke too soon.
rizzo wrote: ↑Mon Apr 30, 2018 4:15 pmBut, 2018!Phil is mind-blowing??? The quiff, the normal facial expressions in photos (RIP butthole face, you won't be missed), and in particular, the IG story humor. (...)
Look .... if Dan can do the head-tilt-pseudo-intellectual-starring-away face in 3/4 of his selfies then Phil should be allowed to keep the face from time to time
(just kidding but somehow I don't really have a problem with that face in this particular picture. maybe it's the quiff that saves it ?)
to all the people recording the shows. You're all awesome. 
imo she probably talked to an employee that had met them once and said phil was witty and dan was nice and ended up embellishing it into this whole thing.
It's just so unfitting and imo u can tell his hesistation in using it anyways. 
me irl
face from time to time
