Dan and Phil play BUCKET OF DOOM! (10 May 2018)

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0:40 Something phallic has been sighted.
1:00 Dan chooses his answer just so he can say the words 'sweaty,' 'crusty,' 'moisture,' and 'leaking.'
1:40 Phil is rightfully doubtful of Dan's answer.
1:50 SnowPhil goes to the arctic circle, befriends penguins, has some margaritas, and becomes immortal(because Phil).
2:15 Dan thinks magic is bull shirt. (???)
2:22 New laugh track sound effect causes several people to curl up and die. help us
2:23 Dan throws his card.
2:24 Phil throws his card.
2:27 Dan: "You're picking those up." Phil: *utterly unphased*
2:50 Phil spoils Titanic.
3:00 Dan confuses nudity with stripping.
3:10 Dan guesses the wrong decade for the Titanic to have sunk and isn't neurotic enough to go back and correct himself.
3:25 Arctic circle, penguins, and margaritas again.
3:30 - 3:45 I am living. Notice the emotional change of tone when Phil says 'my husband that died.' Phil has pathos and he is getting on that goddamn life boat, people.
4:30 Dan's plan is to become very small so it takes less water to fill his lungs, he freezes to death more quickly, and he spends the afterlife eating delicious food in tiny portions. Phil accepts this answer because Phan.
5:07 The new laugh track causes several more people to curl up and die. When will the violence end.
5:58 Dan's snorting drugs face feels deeply appropriate for the scenario he just gave.
6:20 Phil's plane is crashing for unclear reasons. It's okay though; he knows how to knit.
6:35 Lip biting Daniel
6:45 Dan throws his card onto Phil.
6:55 And now we know why being buried alive was on Dan's mind in the last liveshow.
7:26 Phil sneaks in another margarita.
7:36 Phil: "Coffins are scary and unpredictable."
8:19 Phil doubts Dan's lung capacity. His hearing has clearly been damaged for a long time now.
8:35 'All or nothing' now involves whispering.
9:10 Dan's solution is a condom. This is valid.
10:00 Dan's aliens are also interested in where he shops.
10:55 Phil ruined Steven's birthday. Side note: probing is a birthday activity.
11:10 Phil asks Dan about socially appropriate behavior in regards to clapping. They are both adorable.
11:18 Squishy Dan face as he rolls himself off screen.