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alittledizzy wrote: Sat May 12, 2018 7:17 pm
SquishPhan wrote: Sat May 12, 2018 7:00 pm :lol:
Look I know that the year is halfway over and things should stop being so startling but jfc Phil Lester is really out here publicly insinuating that people thought he and Dan might have fucked in a bush and that is his funny relatable tweet of that day, that is his content filler. That is what he felt like was worthy of being broadcast to seven million six hundred and sixty seven thousand two hundred and six people on twitter. Bless you, Phil. Keep on doing what you're doing.
i didn't even read it as a sex thing when he posted it so it didn't really make that much sense, but then i did and i got it.
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ratlad wrote: Sat May 12, 2018 7:24 pm
alittledizzy wrote: Sat May 12, 2018 7:17 pm
SquishPhan wrote: Sat May 12, 2018 7:00 pm :lol:
Look I know that the year is halfway over and things should stop being so startling but jfc Phil Lester is really out here publicly insinuating that people thought he and Dan might have fucked in a bush and that is his funny relatable tweet of that day, that is his content filler. That is what he felt like was worthy of being broadcast to seven million six hundred and sixty seven thousand two hundred and six people on twitter. Bless you, Phil. Keep on doing what you're doing.
i didn't even read it as a sex thing when he posted it so it didn't really make that much sense, but then i did and i got it.
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honest to god had 5 seconds of trying to process the fact that phil lester did THAT, i just cannot believe its an actual tweet that he made......its only halfway through the year guys

2018 is a time to be alive. 2012 phan must be quaking

also, the real question: is dan also wearing phils merch? i need to know for science...
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Transcripts from the matinee are up now, and also they (kind of, partially) answered one burning question a lot of us had...
Dan's question: Name one thing Phil got you for Christmas last year.
P: Come on! Something! You don't remember the presents?
D: Wow, you must have really left an impression. Oh my god, what the hell did you get me.
P: I think you're gonna get zapped. You have three seconds to say something.
D: Some Tangfastics. [gets zapped] Oh my, mother- crap- I just kicked the bench.
P: Mother crap?
D: Yes mother crap. And what, what did you get me?
P: I got you Planet Earth on bluray. I mean- Blue World II.
D: Aw, you did. Wow, bad friend detected.
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topdanhowellmemes wrote: Sat May 12, 2018 2:59 pm
Catallena wrote: Sat May 12, 2018 2:23 pm I'm pimping out the Instastories compilations on the IDB YouTube channel again, solely because it gave me the option to put Dan's terrifying selfie as a thumbnail. If that doesn't draw in views today idk what will tbh.

I just wanted to say thanks for putting these together every day. I don't always watch them, but I love knowing there's a place I can go back and watch them all. <3
That's exactly why we're archiving them :D

alittledizzy wrote: Sat May 12, 2018 7:17 pm
SquishPhan wrote: Sat May 12, 2018 7:00 pm :lol:
Look I know that the year is halfway over and things should stop being so startling but jfc Phil Lester is really out here publicly insinuating that people thought he and Dan might have fucked in a bush and that is his funny relatable tweet of that day, that is his content filler. That is what he felt like was worthy of being broadcast to seven million six hundred and sixty seven thousand two hundred and six people on twitter. Bless you, Phil. Keep on doing what you're doing.
mte, I keep thinking shit can't get any wilder this year and then it does anyway. Bless you Philly.
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Well, that tweet sure was something. He could have just said he and Dan were coming out of some bushes and left it vaguely ambiguous as to what people may have thought had gone on, but nope. Phil had to be all adjusting my jeans lol', just to make perfectly clear he was talking about him and Dan having sex in a park. And there he was pretending he didn't know what dogging was in GTPWTW.

Phil, you fool no one and I'm here for it tbh..
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alittledizzy wrote: Sat May 12, 2018 11:40 pm
This actually makes me so happy? Who would think I'd be so elated to know a YouTuber merch will have socks? But god, I am so happy about it
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i hope the socks are like,,, not £20 cause that translates to about $40 CDN dollars, before taxes + shipping. i hope u can buy them in packs of 2 or something.
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There’s a video from today on meetingphan twitter of a girl having Dan take a picture of just her and Phil (I tried to embed it but I’m on mobile and it just wasn’t happening). I find it interesting that when a girl recently posted a pic with just her and Dan there were a lot of people in the phandom condemning her, sending her hate, etc for not including Phil, but when it’s the other way around there’s nothing? Can we (and by we I mean pretty much no one here and actually people on Twitter/tumblr) take this as evidence that they really aren’t getting their feelings hurt if someone just has a pic with one of them now? Idk the double standard just really stood out to me when it was Dan and not “smol angel bean” Phil being the one left out of a pic. :shrug:

Also I was pretty convinced that I probably wasn’t going to get any Phil merch, but damnit he might actually get me with some socks. As long as they’re not too overpriced.
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KatjaZoe wrote: Sun May 13, 2018 2:16 am There’s a video from today on meetingphan twitter of a girl having Dan take a picture of just her and Phil (I tried to embed it but I’m on mobile and it just wasn’t happening). I find it interesting that when a girl recently posted a pic with just her and Dan there were a lot of people in the phandom condemning her, sending her hate, etc for not including Phil, but when it’s the other way around there’s nothing? Can we (and by we I mean pretty much no one here and actually people on Twitter/tumblr) take this as evidence that they really aren’t getting their feelings hurt if someone just has a pic with one of them now? Idk the double standard just really stood out to me when it was Dan and not “smol angel bean” Phil being the one left out of a pic. :shrug:

Also I was pretty convinced that I probably wasn’t going to get any Phil merch, but damnit he might actually get me with some socks. As long as they’re not too overpriced.
ive always felt that and its kind of unfair in a stereotype-y way. its like peoples image of their old brands also translate to their "fans". it boils down to this: "dan girls" being more loud and obnoxious and always pushing phil aside, meanwhile phil girls puts phil on a pedestal and that he can do nothing wrong. i know not everyone are like this but sadly, people are sometimes still trapped in this kind of thinking...add to that the mob mentality on those websites increased by tenfold.

honestly, im more partial to phil but even i find myself wanting to "protect" dan sometimes (in a motherly instincts kind of way) because people can just be so fucking harsh....
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ame wrote: Sun May 13, 2018 2:29 am
KatjaZoe wrote: Sun May 13, 2018 2:16 am There’s a video from today on meetingphan twitter of a girl having Dan take a picture of just her and Phil (I tried to embed it but I’m on mobile and it just wasn’t happening). I find it interesting that when a girl recently posted a pic with just her and Dan there were a lot of people in the phandom condemning her, sending her hate, etc for not including Phil, but when it’s the other way around there’s nothing? Can we (and by we I mean pretty much no one here and actually people on Twitter/tumblr) take this as evidence that they really aren’t getting their feelings hurt if someone just has a pic with one of them now? Idk the double standard just really stood out to me when it was Dan and not “smol angel bean” Phil being the one left out of a pic. :shrug:

Also I was pretty convinced that I probably wasn’t going to get any Phil merch, but damnit he might actually get me with some socks. As long as they’re not too overpriced.
ive always felt that and its kind of unfair in a stereotype-y way. its like peoples image of their old brands also translate to their "fans". it boils down to this: "dan girls" being more loud and obnoxious and always pushing phil aside, meanwhile phil girls puts phil on a pedestal and that he can do nothing wrong. i know not everyone are like this but sadly, people are sometimes still trapped in this kind of thinking...add to that the mob mentality on those websites increased by tenfold.

honestly, im more partial to phil but even i find myself wanting to "protect" dan sometimes (in a motherly instincts kind of way) because people can just be so fucking harsh....
Is this the one you mean?
I think another difference here is that the girl isn't showing a preference; if you look at her twitter she's clearly got pictures with both of them. Whoever recorded her just only recorded her with Phil and not Dan.
The person who posted the picture cropped with Dan (which, btw, I absolutely don't care about - I think preferences are fine to have and she paid money for her meet and greet just the same as everyone else, she can do with the picture as she likes) was very vocal about Dan being the reason she was there. So I think her attitude alongside the pictures is what made that situation stand out.
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thanks @alittledizzy for linking that, i never saw the original tweet so i guess i was replying with an incomplete knowledge on the situation. tho, on a more general note, the "people immediately hating dan for little things or people thinking phil can do nothing wrong" stigma and that being translated towards the fans as well, needs to die already.
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Yes that was the video I was talking about, but I didn't see the other pics either -- thanks @alittledizzy for adding context. The sentiment is still valid tho. Basically exactly what @ame just said above :lol:
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Thanks for today's transcripts @alittledizzy!
Are they still asking the audience to keep their answers family friendly during those portions of the show?

The dilemma section sounded fun tonight because Dan "actually thought about" his answer. I think when scenarios are phrased in the present tense (ex: "Phil is being attacked by a scorpion" or from a recent video, a question about a grenade flying in through the window "right now") Dan's responses are much more engaged and thought out. In the grenade video, even after they decided they'd throw it out the window he still contextualized it in their specific circumstances rather than a hypothetical by pointing out that the windows were all closed.

Of course, this is a theory I've had for all of 20 seconds, so who knows. Dan's reasoned responses are much more fun to read than 'lol I'd let you die before I'd eat cheese/lose my laptop/whatever.' But obviously they're going to lean towards whatever they see as the most comedic answers for a live stage show when the whole point is entertaining people.
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ratlad wrote: Sat May 12, 2018 7:24 pm
alittledizzy wrote: Sat May 12, 2018 7:17 pm
SquishPhan wrote: Sat May 12, 2018 7:00 pm :lol:
Look I know that the year is halfway over and things should stop being so startling but jfc Phil Lester is really out here publicly insinuating that people thought he and Dan might have fucked in a bush and that is his funny relatable tweet of that day, that is his content filler. That is what he felt like was worthy of being broadcast to seven million six hundred and sixty seven thousand two hundred and six people on twitter. Bless you, Phil. Keep on doing what you're doing.
i didn't even read it as a sex thing when he posted it so it didn't really make that much sense, but then i did and i got it.
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Sorry to quote so much but I didn’t read this as sex in a bush at all. Sounded more like he was insinuating Dan had been taking pictures of him with his trousers off which I found pretty funny. It definitely doesn’t read as if he was suggesting teh sexy tiems imo lol.
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Dan’s been growing his nails out a bit... readying them for the next round of painting?
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Oh why does this make me SO SOFT also he looks so aesthetically pleasing and pretty ;_;
Will probably never be over the BONCAS and the beauty of Phil Lester.

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Dan looks so damn pretty in that ig story... honestly every time I see him play the piano always motivates me to run to my piano and practice
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My heart wasn't ready ; ;
I don't know why I love watching people play the piano so much.
Maybe it's because Dan is always so loud and !!intense, it's nice to see him more quiet and focused. :love2:
Plus the big windows, the view, the fancy piano... It looks right out of a movie :lol:
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Meanwhile, over on Phil's Instagram account...
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topdanhowellmemes wrote: Sun May 13, 2018 11:35 am Meanwhile, over on Phil's Instagram account...
To be fair he did record the video on Dans Instagram :D
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I'm not really a merch person but I think socks are a good shout because it's something people who wouldn't be comfortable enough showing their phan to walk around in a D&P hoodie would likely be okay with.

Also I'd like to state now I'll be disappointed if Phil's socks are a matching pair rather than two odd socks. It's on brand and also very capital Lester because then people who want matching pairs have to buy two sets. :lol:
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human wrote: Sun May 13, 2018 7:31 am
ratlad wrote: Sat May 12, 2018 7:24 pm
alittledizzy wrote: Sat May 12, 2018 7:17 pm
SquishPhan wrote: Sat May 12, 2018 7:00 pm :lol:
Look I know that the year is halfway over and things should stop being so startling but jfc Phil Lester is really out here publicly insinuating that people thought he and Dan might have fucked in a bush and that is his funny relatable tweet of that day, that is his content filler. That is what he felt like was worthy of being broadcast to seven million six hundred and sixty seven thousand two hundred and six people on twitter. Bless you, Phil. Keep on doing what you're doing.
i didn't even read it as a sex thing when he posted it so it didn't really make that much sense, but then i did and i got it.
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Sorry to quote so much but I didn’t read this as sex in a bush at all. Sounded more like he was insinuating Dan had been taking pictures of him with his trousers off which I found pretty funny. It definitely doesn’t read as if he was suggesting teh sexy tiems imo lol.
I think the implication was still decidedly sexual either way; I don't think there's really such a thing as 'platonic taking pictures of someone else with their pants off in a bush in public' so the logical assumption to me is that he was implying they were using the camera to photograph or record something dirty that involved his pants off. Either way - my post is still the same. He still tweeted something very un-Phil like at heart (though in a very Phil like way). And I love it.

Speaking of things I love - this person's tweet with their vintage Dan and Phil photo compared to 2018! Have I mentioned in the last day how much I love Phil's hair? Because I do.
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alittledizzy wrote: Sun May 13, 2018 1:23 pm
Speaking of things I love - this person's tweet with their vintage Dan and Phil photo compared to 2018! Have I mentioned in the last day how much I love Phil's hair? Because I do.
I saw that on twitter and I love that comparison so much. If I remember correctly she said that the first photo was from 2011 at a MCR concert. It's honestly amazing how much they have both grown and how great they look. And yes I am also loving Phil's hair.
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hello9217 wrote: Sun May 13, 2018 2:01 pm
alittledizzy wrote: Sun May 13, 2018 1:23 pm
Speaking of things I love - this person's tweet with their vintage Dan and Phil photo compared to 2018! Have I mentioned in the last day how much I love Phil's hair? Because I do.
I saw that on twitter and I love that comparison so much. If I remember correctly she said that the first photo was from 2011 at a MCR concert. It's honestly amazing how much they have both grown and how great they look. And yes I am also loving Phil's hair.
Oh wow, they definitely had an amazing glow up, look at baby Dan over there, so cute!

And while I'm so grateful for Phil's hair, his shoulders look so broad in the first one?! Like damn. I love his shoulders so much if you couldn't tell
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