alittledizzy wrote: Mon May 14, 2018 3:45 amalso! from the Edinburgh evening showwatsonian wrote: Mon May 14, 2018 3:32 amBringing us that sweet contentalittledizzy wrote: Mon May 14, 2018 1:05 am lmao @Grumpybisexual, thank you for linking that. I don't watch her but her answer was kind of hilarious.
Liverpool evening show spoilers.
I saw a lot of people saying Dan and Phil were in a mood and I kind of thought it might just be a more playful delivery of some of the normal lines, but no they did mix it up some this time.
Their intro banter sort of set the tone, even.
P: So, Dan has been shaming me for some reason-
D: Okay, you think you're excited for this show - we're gonna one up you, because Phil in the last hour has eaten an entire package of Percy Pigs. And I'm not joking - by himself.
P: Hey!
D: Within the last hour. Has had an entire bag of Percy Pigs.
P: I'm slightly zazzed.
D: Slightly.
P: But also, Dan was shaming me for putting three in my mouth at the same time.
D: Okay, look.
P: Is there anything wrong with that?
D: I think I heard some yeses there. I'm just saying, like, it's a big porkfest. It's just quite a lot to chew on. But that has never been something that Phil is scared by.
P: Look, I can fit-
D: What does that even mean?
P: I don't know. Look, I can't help it if Percy's face is so delicious.
D: Jesus Christ. This is the worst start to a show we've ever had.
A few people from the Liverpool evening (I think) show quoted Dan as saying "You're doing amazing sweetie" or "You tried sweetie." Tell me this is true @alittledizzy. Make my life complete.
the sock/picture in the bushes story:
P: Glad to hear that you are feeling good. I've had a lot of Irn Bru today.
D: Phil had like, two Irn Brus this morning before we did the first show, and then he had one with lunch, and then one after the next show.
P: I just can't get enough!
D: I literally think Phil is on the verge of death right now.
P: I'm so zazzed.
D: Do you even know what the flavor of Irn Bru is?
P: I don't know!
D: Caramel. Okay, obviously.
P: It's like caramel that's had some two pence coins dipped in it.
D: [??] people's blood or something.
P: I don't know what it is.
D: [??] Scottish. Is that racist? Probably.
P: Anyway, we had a delightful trip to-
D: No, no, I would say we had an awkward afternoon.
P: Well, that - I was gonna lead into that.
D: It started as a delightful trip.
P: We went to the park next to Edinburgh castle.
D: You know the one in between, is it like-
P: The low one.
D: Between superdrug and the castle there's some grass.
P: It's very pretty. Anyway, we were doing a merch photoshoot for some merch that I'm releasing-
[audience screams over them]
D: -trees and flowers and stuff, so you'll see these photos eventually.
P: Yeah you'll see those photos eventually. But anyway, there was a certain part of it where - spoiler alert - I'm releasing some socks and [audience screams] so, we thought it would be good to go behind a bush and take some pictures of my socks-
D: In the woodland.
P: In the woodland. But then what we didn't realize is when I was crawling out of the bush, there were loads-
D: There were loads of people there. And literally we see two random lads hopping out of a bush, Phil is pulling his jeans up, I'm holding a freaking camera. Literally. Literally. If any of you saw us, you wouldn't be here right now. So we can't come back, we're leaving tonight. I'd like to come back to Edinburgh but I think we'd get arrested because that looked so bad. You have no idea.
P: So we're probably banned from Edinburgh, but it's lovely to be here.
wow who told you you can casually murder us with that vocaroo, im kidding thank you for that
and they don't just vanish one day for no reason 
