Dan & Phil Part 74: we stan a model

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Ataraxia25 wrote: Mon Aug 06, 2018 3:54 pm i never share my popcorn with anyone so i think it’s very cute that they did :happytears:


edit : apparently this is the explanation behind dan screaming ‘it hurts’ in the background of lauren’s insta story
I came here to ask about that post. Where did he explain it?
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MythicalPinkTrashCan wrote: Mon Aug 06, 2018 4:09 pm
Ataraxia25 wrote: Mon Aug 06, 2018 3:54 pm i never share my popcorn with anyone so i think it’s very cute that they did :happytears:


edit : apparently this is the explanation behind dan screaming ‘it hurts’ in the background of lauren’s insta story
I came here to ask about that post. Where did he explain it?
i think the anon went to a ii show and dnp explained it then? that’s actually why i posted it here, i was wondering if any of the people writing the transcripts of the shows had any thoughts on that?

my other guess is that maybe the anon asked them during their m&g or something.
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Ataraxia25 wrote: Mon Aug 06, 2018 3:54 pm
edit : apparently this is the explanation behind dan screaming ‘it hurts’ in the background of lauren’s insta story

This has been spreading quickly on Tumblr and treated as a cute phan moment, but it really doesn’t add up. First of all Lauren tagged her story at the Schottenstein Center, that’s the Columbus venue. And when the tv lights up brightly you can see it’s on a plain, full sized wall. It doesn’t look like a tour bus, and there’s definitely no reason the crew and merch team would be eating on Dan and Phil’s tour bus (the merch team and crew each have their own bus, I saw them when we were in line in Cleveland).

As for the story Dan told at an ii show, that happened in the early morning on their bus, long after Lauren had posted her story. Personally I don’t hear anyone say “Phil” and think the “it hurts, it hurts” is probably just a crew member making some stupid commentary, but it is possible that the audio from the show is being piped into the back room where they are watching the movie. Does anyone who was at the Columbus show happen to recall a moment that Dan screamed “it hurts, it hurts”?

But I think we can call the theory that the crew were watching Jurassic Park on D&P’s bus while Dan fell and screamed for Phil and everyone just kept watching like nothing was wrong, thoroughly *debunked*. I’ll see myself out.
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I think this is just an assumption made on twitter that spread widely because it seemed to explain "Dan" yelling in the background of the IG story. But I also think people here established the merch crew was watching a movie while Dan and Phil were on stage, and that Dan fell out of bed and hurt his foot in the morning on the bus, possibly on a different day, so it really doesn't make sense.

From this tweet it sounds like the Dan falling on the bus story was from the Real Talk section of the August 2nd or 3rd II? I don't have time to check if we're lucky enough to get audio/transcriptions from that one right now though. Listening to an IG story from another member of the merch crew posted yesterday, you can hear a man with a somewhat high pitched laugh in the background while the crew is eating together. http://www.instagram.com/carolineolsonn/ I'm not great with voices and I didn't actually save the 'it hurts' IG story, but I'm thinking there just happens to be a guy on the merch crew who's voice sounds like Dan's sometimes.

(What @autumnhearth said!)
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watsonian wrote: Mon Aug 06, 2018 4:44 pm Listening to an IG story from another member of the merch crew posted yesterday, you can hear a man with a somewhat high pitched laugh in the background while the crew is eating together. http://www.instagram.com/carolineolsonn/ I'm not great with voices and I didn't actually save the 'it hurts' IG story, but I'm thinking there just happens to be a guy on the merch crew who's voice sounds like Dan's sometimes.

(What @autumnhearth said!)
i had no particular thoughts on the question of ‘was it dan or not in the insta story’ before, but i got skeptical with this hypothesis yesterday or the day before when i noticed that someone on the merch team had a voice similar to dan’s and i totally agree with what you said! because the voice sounded like dan but not totally! so :shrug:
sorry i’m not very eloquent, just woke up from my nap
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once i seen that fan pic on the previous page i was like ....of COURSE they shared it and made it seem like they finished it individually. unless they didn't and one of them put down theirs, but i hope to god they shared one because like dizzy said, their HEALTH.,,,,, :shock:
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Dan falling out of a top bunk... ouch. Also how cute that he was scared by the sound of cleaning. Was the bus driver using a hoover or something?
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Oh Phil. I wonder how delayed these were since some of the crew was in Phoenix yesterday, but the woman who took a photo with them yesterday at the cinema seems to be from Atlanta. Interesting that they stayed behind a day.
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I have Lauren's Instagram story saved and listened to it a whole bunch of times because I included it in the compilation at first (but I reuploaded it without pretty quickly). The voice is similar to Dan but listening to it really closely makes you realize it's not quite what Dan sounds like. Also the voice never says Phil's name at all, but you don't even need to listen closely to hear that.

Poor Dan for falling out of the bunk though, that gotta hurt. D:

Also excuse my dumbassery but what are the round things on Phil Instastory?
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Catallena wrote: Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:31 pm I have Lauren's Instagram story saved and listened to it a whole bunch of times because I included it in the compilation at first (but I reuploaded it without pretty quickly). The voice is similar to Dan but listening to it really closely makes you realize it's not quite what Dan sounds like. Also the voice never says Phil's name at all, but you don't even need to listen closely to hear that.

Poor Dan for falling out of the bunk though, that gotta hurt. D:

Also excuse my dumbassery but what are the round things on Phil Instastory?
Giant records? Goth crop circles. Packmen? Water cisterns? Though I can’t explain the holes in some and pie slices taken out of others. :shrug:
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autumnhearth wrote: Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:48 pm
Catallena wrote: Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:31 pm I have Lauren's Instagram story saved and listened to it a whole bunch of times because I included it in the compilation at first (but I reuploaded it without pretty quickly). The voice is similar to Dan but listening to it really closely makes you realize it's not quite what Dan sounds like. Also the voice never says Phil's name at all, but you don't even need to listen closely to hear that.

Poor Dan for falling out of the bunk though, that gotta hurt. D:

Also excuse my dumbassery but what are the round things on Phil Instastory?
Giant records? Goth crop circles. Packmen? Water cisterns? Though I can’t explain the holes in some and pie slices taken out of others. :shrug:
I googled and apparently it's center-pivot irrigation fields, so farms that are watered by giant arms that go round in circles. I'm not sure why there's some pie slices missing, maybe the farmer is resting the soil there or something?? idk. I do like how it looks though.

And while I'm here: can I place a daily request for Phil to stop being such a perfectionist and just release his merch already? (also obviously the regular requests for a new video, any video, any channel. I'm not picky.)
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Catallena wrote: Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:31 pm Also excuse my dumbassery but what are the round things on Phil Instastory?
Super boring, but it's a type of irrigation (it's centre pivot irrigation, to be more technical) where they plant crops in circles and are watered by big long sprinkler arms. Again, boring but at least I'm using my extensive human geography knowledge for once lmao. Oh lol @citizen_erased beat me to it as I was typing this.
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From the Lousiville show:
whatdoiknow wrote: Sun Aug 05, 2018 11:48 pm D: Also – a couple of things, one – Phil – you totally got your legs out.
P: I got my knees out! [very enthusiastic cheers]
D: There’s free-the-knee and then there’s garish sexuality. [laughter] This show is now PG-13
Dan is just really out here making sure we know he finds the Phil flesh sexual, isn't he? At this point I suspect he's got 'talk about Phil's body somehow' penciled into his bullet journal twice weekly.
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alittledizzy wrote: Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:28 pm From the Lousiville show:
whatdoiknow wrote: Sun Aug 05, 2018 11:48 pm D: Also – a couple of things, one – Phil – you totally got your legs out.
P: I got my knees out! [very enthusiastic cheers]
D: There’s free-the-knee and then there’s garish sexuality. [laughter] This show is now PG-13
Dan is just really out here making sure we know he finds the Phil flesh sexual, isn't he? At this point I suspect he's got 'talk about Phil's body somehow' penciled into his bullet journal twice weekly.
even when phil is fully clothed and on a yoga ball, he calls it "porn". contain yourself, daniel.
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alittledizzy wrote: Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:28 pm From the Lousiville show:
whatdoiknow wrote: Sun Aug 05, 2018 11:48 pm D: Also – a couple of things, one – Phil – you totally got your legs out.
P: I got my knees out! [very enthusiastic cheers]
D: There’s free-the-knee and then there’s garish sexuality. [laughter] This show is now PG-13
Dan is just really out here making sure we know he finds the Phil flesh sexual, isn't he? At this point I suspect he's got 'talk about Phil's body somehow' penciled into his bullet journal twice weekly.
Look, can you blame the man, Phil Lester is out there in the year of the Lord 2018 looking good enough to snack on him 24/7, they're on a teeny tiny bus for days on end, let him live. We get it, we do. He's just living his trashy truth nothing but respect for my trash captain

same Dan, same
Will probably never be over the BONCAS and the beauty of Phil Lester.

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I had an out-loud reaction to seeing Phil's story mentioning Phoenix, and the flight I know so well. I have to run errands all day downtown tomorrow leading up to my show and I'm going to be extra anxious in fear of running into these two dorks heLP.
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liola wrote: Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:49 pm
alittledizzy wrote: Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:28 pm From the Lousiville show:
whatdoiknow wrote: Sun Aug 05, 2018 11:48 pm D: Also – a couple of things, one – Phil – you totally got your legs out.
P: I got my knees out! [very enthusiastic cheers]
D: There’s free-the-knee and then there’s garish sexuality. [laughter] This show is now PG-13
Dan is just really out here making sure we know he finds the Phil flesh sexual, isn't he? At this point I suspect he's got 'talk about Phil's body somehow' penciled into his bullet journal twice weekly.
Look, can you blame the man, Phil Lester is out there in the year of the Lord 2018 looking good enough to snack on him 24/7, they're on a teeny tiny bus for days on end, let him live. We get it, we do. He's just living his trashy truth nothing but respect for my trash captain

same Dan, same
really cant blame dan here guys, hes been thirsting for this man since the early 2000s...must be tough trying to keep up your self-control in front of a crowd when your man is out here being a snacc, jesus phil just give it to him already
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Thanks @citizen_erased and @obsessivelymoody :D

Also @autumnhearth I also immediately thought of giant records when I saw the pic so I'm glad I wasn't the only one lol.
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Catallena wrote: Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:46 pm Thanks @citizen_erased and @obsessivelymoody :D

Also @autumnhearth I also immediately thought of giant records when I saw the pic so I'm glad I wasn't the only one lol.
Thought of giant records too :)

Does anyone know where the II recording is going to be released and if so how much? Thank you!
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omg it's 45° where they are right now? I think I would literally die :shock:
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philslion wrote: Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:58 pm
Catallena wrote: Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:46 pm Thanks @citizen_erased and @obsessivelymoody :D

Also @autumnhearth I also immediately thought of giant records when I saw the pic so I'm glad I wasn't the only one lol.
Thought of giant records too :)

Does anyone know where the II recording is going to be released and if so how much? Thank you!
Phil said we would find out soon
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Lol that's one way to describe dapg. I feel for that woman though because I think I'd want to be moved if I had to listen to Dan them screaming. (It'd be interesting to see how many noise complaints they've gotten...or maybe not so interesting but I guess that's how far into this I am lol)
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They've done much better this tour with filming games but the biggest mystery will be what they used the gaming lounge on the bus for. They had all that dedicated space and yet they filmed on that tiny bench in the main seating area...
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obsessivelymoody wrote: Tue Aug 07, 2018 2:48 am Lol that's one way to describe dapg. I feel for that woman though because I think I'd want to be moved if I had to listen to Dan them screaming. (It'd be interesting to see how many noise complaints they've gotten...or maybe not so interesting but I guess that's how far into this I am lol)
See I’d gladly switch places with her. I mean we subject ourselves to Dan’s screaming willingly. Though I would never want to live with either of them, being hotel neighbors would be amusing. Those must be thin walls if Phil heard her make the complaint.
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