Dan & Phil Part 75: @philsthiccbooty

[KatjaZoe]

omg the bringing people on screen def was not as cringey as i thought -- dan told the first girl she had a beautiful personality was so sweet and genuinely got me a little emotional lol

also new gaming video around this time tomorrow apparently!! (depending on what time phil goes to bed he said)

Also there was a weird moment where Phil shushed Dan and then Dan was like silent for 30 seconds and when he would normally start talking again he kept silent and then went "oh okay" and it felt a bit like "yah bih you want me to talk now eeh?" or is that just me?

idk it seemed to me like he just kind of completely zoned out for a sec cause phil moved on to someone asking about the vmas and then dan started talking about ariana's new album again

[sonicgreen]

I'm happy for all the peeps in that timezone, but this is definitely making my life a tiny bit difficult rn. I kinda doubt @sonicgreen will be awake for this so I'm gonna make a request.

Audio is as always a problem, but the app (which worked FINE two weeks ago) that I usually record video with isn't doing its thing either. So I'm requesting for people who might be awake rn to try and record video OR audio. I don't care if the last one is with your laptop mic (I'm doing that too) but I kinda want some options to make this work.

aHHH, nope i was 100% sleeping. I just woke up (7am) to a notification saying they streamed 45 minutes ago

[hello9217]

Also there was a weird moment where Phil shushed Dan and then Dan was like silent for 30 seconds and when he would normally start talking again he kept silent and then went "oh okay" and it felt a bit like "yah bih you want me to talk now eeh?" or is that just me?

Dan does this a lot. In the overcooked video phil told him to tone it done and that he would give instructions and dan took that to another level and was like "I will not say a single thing or move from this very spot until you tell me exactly what to do." So like in this ls phil tells him "shush" and dan being dan takes that very seriously and will literally not speak until phil tells him to again. He is king at throwing toddler tantrums.

[Catallena]

Ok it seems that we got audio and video sorted thanks to @rizzo so now everyone gotta play the waiting game for riz to upload the file, me to download it, and then my piece of crap laptop (jk i love you bae just not for editing) to edit and render that shit.

@sonicgreen It's ok sweetie, you need sleep too

[lilabet]

Omg Dan has freckles. I love when they have day trips

There's about 6 pictures.

[sonicgreen]

Ok it seems that we got audio and video sorted thanks to @rizzo so now everyone gotta play the waiting game for riz to upload the file, me to download it, and then my piece of crap laptop (jk i love you bae just not for editing) to edit and render that shit.

@sonicgreen It's ok sweetie, you need sleep too

@Rizzo THE REAL MVP
Seriously though, I haven't even seen a screenshot from this stream???

[Ataraxia25]

Omg Dan has freckles. I love when they have day trips

There's about 6 pictures.

these pics are magical

edit because i just looked at the pics again and it's so beautiful they seem so happy and they take cute pics of each other and it's lowkey making me cry (fucking hormones)

[hello9217]

My favorite content when they travel. It looks like they had a good day. They all look beautiful

[liola]

@rizzo and @Catallena you're both our saviour thank you so much

Omg Dan has freckles. I love when they have day trips

There's about 6 pictures.

these pics are magical

These pics, my god. That first couple selfie has the same soft vibe as the Singapore aquarium one and I'm just they look incredible and I just love them

[ratlad]

i missed the show til the last 5 mins :–( THANK Y'ALL WHO RECORDED IT!!!!!
i screeched in my mind with phil's IG post and cornelia's IG story
lake lads
the couple's pic
lester's double date

[rizzo]

YASSS! Dan and Phil doing a LS during my first hour of work = me being able to record (mostly) uninterrupted by coworkers! \o/ If this timing happens again, I've got this shift covered @sonicgreen. #teamwork

That first pic of Deps being all soft has got me feeling feels TOO DAMN EARLY.

[lilabet]

[flarequake]

Wow, all the sea, plants and animals plus pretty boys and Cornelia. Thank you, everyone who recorded stuff and those coordinating to put it all together for us. I’d just left for the chiropractor when Dan tweeted so I was out the whole time.

Phil looks lovely in that stripes top. Very nautical. They all look good and I love seeing everything out there.

[Ablissa]

Ugh I missed the damn rize because of no notification why is that app so bad? @rizzo @Catallena I am so happy you two are getting it for us!!! Thank you!!

Honestly though, the pics and insta stories have me swooning. The first pic on Phil's insta is just... I don't know, I'm having like, an actual physical sensation in my chest from all the feels.
It's like this tweet (hidden for space) but I don't want to be with them, I just want them to be with each other

[sonicgreen]

dip n pip: all is forgiven for scaring me at 7 in the morning. these pictures are so sweet
and they're giving me what im really after, cORnelia cONTENT. its ALL i want in life.
editing my post again(!) to add that phil lester is gorgeous and i love him. ok im done.

[phanfckingtastic]

oh.
ok, cool. Yeah, I'm perfectly cool.

[rizzo]

Some pics from Cornelia :')



Phil's genuinely an excellent photographer. IDK what Dan's high on when he says otherwise. That photo of Martyn is A+++

(Also, can Cornelia be my life coach? I want to end up on an island with 3 of my faves tyvm.)

[alittledizzy]

Do you ever just have the impulsive urge to go buy one of those big multi-picture photo frame set that you're supposed to put like, family pictures or some shit in, and then just fill it all with Dan and Phil things that give you a feeling of secondhand satisfaction even though it's not your life or your relationship but like when you stare hard enough at it you just feel So Good and you feel like that deserves to be immortalized on your walls and who cares if your family and friends are confused as to who all these strangers are what no just me okay never mind.

[phanfckingtastic]

Some pics from Cornelia :')

Phil's genuinely an excellent photographer. IDK what Dan's high on when he says otherwise. That photo of Martyn is A+++

Aw, "people to cherish" they're all so sweet and lovely

Yeah, Phil's photog skills are deffo on point, I wish he would share more because we know he takes a lot of pictures. Or release a Phil Lester Photography coffee table book, I'd buy it.

[rizzo]

Do you ever just have the impulsive urge to go buy one of those big multi-picture photo frame set that you're supposed to put like, family pictures or some shit in, and then just fill it all with Dan and Phil things that give you a feeling of secondhand satisfaction even though it's not your life or your relationship but like when you stare hard enough at it you just feel So Good and you feel like that deserves to be immortalized on your walls and who cares if your family and friends are confused as to who all these strangers are what no just me okay never mind.

brb printing out these new pics and those IoM ones and heading to target. who's comin' with?!

no but actually i feel this constantly. dan and phil are genuinely just the best humans to live vicariously through and love from afar. shit like this can improve any bad day i'm having and i'm just so happy for them all the time.

[Ataraxia25]

Do you ever just have the impulsive urge to go buy one of those big multi-picture photo frame set that you're supposed to put like, family pictures or some shit in, and then just fill it all with Dan and Phil things that give you a feeling of secondhand satisfaction even though it's not your life or your relationship but like when you stare hard enough at it you just feel So Good and you feel like that deserves to be immortalized on your walls and who cares if your family and friends are confused as to who all these strangers are what no just me okay never mind.

brb printing out these new pics and those IoM ones and heading to target. who's comin' with?!

no but actually i feel this constantly. dan and phil are genuinely just the best humans to live vicariously through and love from afar. shit like this can improve any bad day i'm having and i'm just so happy for them all the time.

these two posts just sum up my feelings.

also cornelia's cute insta story

[Grey]

Rize overheats my phone and drains the battery but I actually like how it only displays one comment at a time, so you can see what they’re reading. I also didn’t hate the pulling people onto the screen part at all. Dan seemed genuinely nervous to do it (don’t blame him) but it went alright! I wouldn’t mind if they did it again! (At least you can choose not to be pulled up).

ETA: I also find it really interesting to see how they interact with fans. Obviously they have a lot of experience but I feel like they’re really good with freaking out fans. The second girl who got pulled up seemed pretty freaking out, and I thought they interacted with her was skillful and so nice. I don’t know why I found it interesting to see their interactions with the fans but it did.

The photos from today are so lovely. Yes I do kind of want to print them out and frame them on the wall hahah.

[knq]

I AM OVERWHELMED WITH CONTENT.

I woke up this morning and my phone notifications were just tweet after tweet of Dan and Phil photos and I was so confused until I got to the oldest notification, which was them announcing they'd be going on Rize. I swear, they were either trying to cover up the Rize announcement so as not to overload the app, or they just figured a lot of fans (like me) were going to pout about missing the liveshow because of timezones and decided to mollify us with vacation photos. I'm not complaining. I'm not complaining at all.

All of my thanks to those of you who recorded the stream! I tried screen recording about 10 seconds of a Rize stream the other day just to test it out and my phone felt like I'd left it sitting on the dashboard in the sun for an hour.

[kavat]

Those pictures and stories added five years to my life. Great photo of Phil, lovely nature content, Cornelia is a sweetheart, Martyn is wearing a Cornelis Vreeswijk shirt and all is good in the world

And I guess no one is surprised that Dan made a BDE joke in reference to Phil. Looking forward to seeing the ls when it's ready!

[somethingsketchy]