Dan & Phil Part 6: Choke Me Dad(dy)

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phamnotof wrote:
gnostic wrote:Ah, i found that Louise post when she strongly implies phan isn't real, now to find out how to upload from mobile, and hope no one will ban my antiphan ass
meanwhile, my phan af ass is here just like excitedly awaiting that post because I've been collecting phan reactions/opinions of the people I consider to be D&P's *close* circle of actual beloved friends & the patterns so far seem to suggest that they all have this Protect Dan And Phil Don't The Bait Shippers thing in common & I find that rather telling.

(Perspectives are weird.)

(but like, opinions, yay, either way!)

Uploaded screenshot to my original post, best i could do for now.

Dammit i wish this conversation will still be going when my meeting is over and I am home and ready to write essays of opinions

(Yes i am screenshotting phan posts during client meeting don't judge me)
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jhamba wrote: But, yeah, I don't understand people who are like, "It's been six years, something would have slipped out about them". Yeah, it did, and it regularly does. Everyone is just either blind to it, or too scared to point it out.
Like what? I don't think there's anything that can be seen as concrete proof other than voldy.

About shipbaiting. What they did back in the early days, with flirty tweets and pinof 1 and stuff, if back then there were the concept of a youtube ship (there were ships for sure, just don't know if they were popular on youtube fandom) they would be considered shipbaiting imo. But nowadays they rarely do that other than some occasional #domestic moments. But the thing is they don't have to bait for ship, they are the biggest and the oldest ship in the history of youtube, they don't need to bait for people to ship them, theirs shippers do the baiting for them.
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gnostic wrote:
phamnotof wrote:
gnostic wrote:Ah, i found that Louise post when she strongly implies phan isn't real, now to find out how to upload from mobile, and hope no one will ban my antiphan ass
meanwhile, my phan af ass is here just like excitedly awaiting that post because I've been collecting phan reactions/opinions of the people I consider to be D&P's *close* circle of actual beloved friends & the patterns so far seem to suggest that they all have this Protect Dan And Phil Don't The Bait Shippers thing in common & I find that rather telling.

(Perspectives are weird.)

(but like, opinions, yay, either way!)
Uploaded screenshot to my original post, best i could do for now.
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Well I guess we can all go home guys, Louise has spoken and she only ships Phan in the way she ships herself with her straight friend. It's been fun.
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fancybum wrote: Well I guess we can all go home guys, Louise has spoken and she only ships Phan in the way she ships herself with her straight friend. It's been fun.
finally, a sweet release from this prison. time to shut the lights off and pack up.
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If Dan and Phil are a couple, and then it would be reasonable to assume they are out to their closer friends - I wonder if they told Felix. That would have been an incredible conversation.

"So, remember all those times you joked about us giving each other rimjobs..."
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58. 114. He followed Wirrow a lot later than Bryony. Did they start dating at that time or did Bryony only introduce them later?
As someone who is more wirrow than Deppy trash, I can tell you that Wirrony were dating before D & P even knew each other.
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fancybum wrote:
gnostic wrote:
phamnotof wrote:
gnostic wrote:Ah, i found that Louise post when she strongly implies phan isn't real, now to find out how to upload from mobile, and hope no one will ban my antiphan ass
meanwhile, my phan af ass is here just like excitedly awaiting that post because I've been collecting phan reactions/opinions of the people I consider to be D&P's *close* circle of actual beloved friends & the patterns so far seem to suggest that they all have this Protect Dan And Phil Don't The Bait Shippers thing in common & I find that rather telling.

(Perspectives are weird.)

(but like, opinions, yay, either way!)
Uploaded screenshot to my original post, best i could do for now.
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(It didn't embed as an image originally)

Well I guess we can all go home guys, Louise has spoken and she only ships Phan in the way she ships herself with her straight friend. It's been fun.

I just snorted so hard I think I tore my larynx

p u t t i n g s p a c e s d o e s n t m a k e i t s o b u t t h e b u m s e x d o e s

I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is talk shit on IDB
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zvk wrote:
fancybum wrote: Well I guess we can all go home guys, Louise has spoken and she only ships Phan in the way she ships herself with her straight friend. It's been fun.
finally, a sweet release from this prison. time to shut the lights off and pack up.
Right? I've really been putting off a lot of things I need to-- wait-- did she actually just out them??
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gnostic wrote:If Dan and Phil are a couple, and then it would be reasonable to assume they are out to their closer friends - I wonder if they told Felix. That would have been an incredible conversation.

"So, remember all those times you joked about us giving each other rimjobs..."
Oh god. If it is true, Felix probably heard it from PJ first or Anthony...?
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fancybum wrote: Well I guess we can all go home guys, Louise has spoken and she only ships Phan in the way she ships herself with her straight friend. It's been fun.
There went all of my hopes and dreams.

But really if Dan and Phil are together, and they clearly want to keep it a secret then of course their friends are going to deny it. What are they supposed to say, they can't say that they are in a relationship so that only leaves either lying about it or just totally ignoring it.
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I don't think they out to flix or Anthony or any random person that's been their friends less than 3 years.

I think only wirrony, pj and cat knows, louise probably knows. Not sure about duncan tho. But fliex and Anthony… i really don't think so.
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fancybum wrote:
zvk wrote:
fancybum wrote: Well I guess we can all go home guys, Louise has spoken and she only ships Phan in the way she ships herself with her straight friend. It's been fun.
finally, a sweet release from this prison. time to shut the lights off and pack up.
Right? I've really been putting off a lot of things I need to-- wait-- did she actually just out them??
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#phan

m'kay
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akui wrote:I don't think they out to flix or Anthony or any random person that's been their friends less than 3 years.

I think only wirrony, pj and cat knows, louise probably knows. Not sure about duncan tho. But fliex and Anthony… i really don't think so.
I genuinely think that nearly everyone knows. Think of them what you will, there seems to be a pretty decent code of silence between most of the big YouTubers who share social circles about keeping personal info personal. Because most of them have either been there or can imagine. This sort of Slytherin "we take care of our own" thing. Like take how many people talked about having known Connor Franta way gay before he came out. Heck, even Dan, between talking about it making him cry and agreeing with him that everyone was just to be happy - there was no implication that this was in any way a surprise to him.

So I just really struggle to imagine being in a 7 year long, happy relationship and yet choosing to have to watch yourself all the time. It's one thing to do it online & to your audience. But like... Just in your day to day life? I honestly cannot believe that & if it's true, that would make me so incredibly sad.

Alas, I will mull this over for some time, because I truly didn't know that there were even people who think this out there. I'll give it some consideration. We shall call it a brain bug. :D
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akui wrote:I don't think they out to flix or Anthony or any random person that's been their friends less than 3 years.

I think only wirrony, pj and cat knows, louise probably knows. Not sure about duncan tho. But fliex and Anthony… i really don't think so.
Wouldn't they have to? People talk. If they actually are together, there's no way everybody doesn't know. Felix is good friends with PJ, they've all hung out together on a few occasions that we know about... If there's a loop to be in, he must be in it, even if it is only by association. Jack&Dean must know, and Hazel. And then all of those people talk to people they know (remember Evan's: "behind closed doors, YTers talk more than you do" comment). It's got to be an open secret to the YT community.
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Haha I would be honoured.
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akui wrote: #phan

m'kay
That hashtag.

Also finally a good pic of Phil where he is just looking at the camera, and not pulling silly faces. Now Dan needs to do the same, and stop hiding one side of his face.
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gnostic wrote:Ah, i found that Louise post when she strongly implies phan isn't real, now to find out how to upload from mobile, and hope no one will ban my antiphan ass

EDIT:
lol, believe me, most of us don't find anti phan proof threatening. Only bi erasure, or the implication that everyone is straight, until they say otherwise, and, sometimes, not even then I'm not bitter :oops:
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IckleMissMayhem wrote:
Diyes_Celine wrote:
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jhamba wrote:
kuensukki wrote:
IckleMissMayhem wrote:
edit: someone bring me some fresh mango plz.
You dont know how much li'l mango makes me crave mangos. Everytime I see her avatar I think of the middle east and India- they have the best mango trees! Also when you're in University you can't afford to eat healthy so I'm left with my cravings. Phil made me want to buy the dry mango, those are BOMB.
My grandparents have a mango orchard. unfortunately, I don't get holidays during the mango season, so I can never go :( . I do get mangoes sent to me, but it's not the same :wahh:
I don't know guys, I like mango as in the fresh fruit from the tree because I have a tree at the back of my grandma's house, but dried mango is weird. :( I don't like my fruits being dried because I love all the juice in it.
not trying to make you crave more for mango but it's mango season here in my country. Green mangoes literally fall outside my bedroom windows and ripe mangoes are sold everywhere.
Seriously, you guys are KILLING ME! No breakfast for me (apparently GF diet is tricky for the hospital that manages my coeliac-ness...!) I can't go get something, cos waiting for the Docs to come round, and I'm famished.
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SquishPhan wrote:
akui wrote: #phan

m'kay
That hashtag.

Also finally a good pic of Phil where he is just looking at the camera, and not pulling silly faces. Now Dan needs to do the same, and stop hiding one side of his face.
I find it particularly funny on this picture. :lol: They both look good but Dan, please...
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IckleMissMayhem wrote:
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My friend knows me too well. Mainly if I ask for her to drop me off some fresh fruit, she also brings me two packs of Reese's.
i'm happy you got your mango AND chocolate!! and IDB! all of which helps with the healing process (i'm also a bit jealous of all those snacks.. :shock:)
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nothing to add to current topics, but I can't hold it in any longer.

Dan: stop ruining pictures. turn your face forwards. please. for my sanity. if for no other reason than preventing me from smashing my face into my screen.

and I know he probably either does it unintentionally or he has some personal reasoning, but someone could view your posture as rude and flippant, even snobbish.
sorry for nitpicking.
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akui wrote: #phan

m'kay
the desperation of dan trying to show his good side here
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aralik wrote:
IckleMissMayhem wrote:
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My friend knows me too well. Mainly if I ask for her to drop me off some fresh fruit, she also brings me two packs of Reese's.
i'm happy you got your mango AND chocolate!! and IDB! all of which helps with the healing process (i'm also a bit jealous of all those snacks.. :shock:)
I'm letting myself go! not really. #BrokenFitnessInstructor BUT: going back to work (whenever that happens!) is going to kill me!
You can be selective about who you tell about a relationship. It can be a strain sometimes though. And annoying not being able to fully relax, or "having to be careful" in public/at events... But having some semblance of privacy, so long as you have supportive people who know, and know to keep schtum around you both, it's fine 99.9% of the time. #OverSharing

Dan. Face the fucking camera. You're gorgeous, stop being silly, or make sure you're aways on the right-hand side of the group.
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fancybum & phamnotof, But the thing is with youtubers, or with people in general, if a person is gossiping to you about other people's business, you know they ain't trustworthy. And Dan himself knows that, do does Phil, I guess Felix knows that as well. So if PJ is telling Felix the thing that Deppy wouldn't want others to know, would Felix trust PJ and be friend with him? I think not.

Deppy kept themselves in a relatively small social circle and people that they be friend with usually are in the same circle, like Louise go with the gleamers occasionally Jack and Hazel, PJ with his friends, Cat have an other social circle, Duncan and Memei is all the way on the other side of the earth, Wirrow and brynoy are no long in the youtube scene, Felix also have his own circle. Thoese circles may overlap but that greatly reduce the chance of these people get the world out if they know the truth, however Connor on the other hand he is within a massive social circle himself and befriends with most of people in that circle, so these people are less conscious about sharing other's private matter.

Dan and Phil put so much effort into avoiding vlog cams for so many years, if they really out to all the youtubers, they will be naturally assume that people will out them for the views, because they all already know, and they didn't out them already. Plus there are gonna be anonymous youtubers posting in GG saying that phan is common knowledge in youtubers blah blah. The fact deppy are so discreet means that not many people knows.

I'm pretty sure Jack doesn't know, and if doesn't, Hazel is more less likely to know. If Jack knows, he won't be almost out them twice, he would be saying "youtube changed, it used to be about creativity, not hot guys dating rumor" and shit like that. First time he did that in Dan's liveshow he was joking with Phil and following Louise's teasing at Phil saying "Phil was texting his girlfriend", and Jack followed by asking "boyfriend?" If he knows, why would he ask that cuz Phil's boyfriend was sitting right next to him. And the second time in Louise's vlog, Jack say "you are making out with..." and Dan cutted him saying "Not me and you (making out)", my guess is Jack was trying to make a phan joke but Dan didn't like it. Again, if he knows for sure he wouldn't make such a joke he would avoid phan topic or help hide phan.

Evan doesn't know shit. If he knows he probably outed them already.

IckleMissMayhem *gasp* because you ate lilmango's parents.
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the resting doge face is happy in that pic. I want to pet him.
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ironic wrote:
SquishPhan wrote:
akui wrote: #phan

m'kay
That hashtag.

Also finally a good pic of Phil where he is just looking at the camera, and not pulling silly faces. Now Dan needs to do the same, and stop hiding one side of his face.
I find it particularly funny on this picture. :lol: They both look good but Dan, please...
Dan, do you have permanent stiff neck? I want to twist his face because he's standing on the left side and yet he still favours the left side of his face. Where is the symmetry, Dan??!!
I know you guys don't want Onision but I found it funny when he said "Dan and Phil with a fan" and he was showing D&P's photo with Cat. (02:05)
Also, he mentioned that D&P and Anthony should have a 3some. (02:45) my drunk self would like to see that
https://youtu.be/52b9Z58IPTU
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