Dan & Phil Part 76: i can't i don't have legs

[Philena]

Yas, liveshow! I love the mysterious "...where I am right now...". Um, let me guess: a luxurious Australian penthouse with infinity pool and two gorgeous master bedrooms, or a very high room in a 5 star hotel with indoor pool and spa.
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(unrelated, in case somebody has good memory: I'm watching Staircase on netflix and it reminded me of Phil mentioning a crime show during one of the latest rize ls, saying he was undecided about the person being guilty, or something like that? please tell me if you remember the name of that show! I've tried going through timestamps but I can't find it. thanks!)

Yup. It was Staircase a few ls ago. Dan seemed to be under the impression that no one had watched it. I was offended, lol. It was so good!

[sonicgreen]

Thank you Philip for giving a 9 hour heads up on the live show. I'll be around to record it this afternoon, very curious to see where they're streaming from.

[liola]

Thank you Philip for giving a 9 hour heads up on the live show. I'll be around to record it this afternoon, very curious to see where they're streaming from.

Bless you hopefully I will be sleeping given it's gonna be 1am and I have to be at work by 7am because life is fucking unfair. So hopefully I'm gonna watch it when work is slow

The Lester boys are truly something else

[ratlad]

what the hell did dan's deli counter @ reply tweet even mean

[flarequake]

what the hell did dan's deli counter @ reply tweet even mean

I wasn’t sure, but just thinking in it now, I can only think of sausages.

[ratlad]

what the hell did dan's deli counter @ reply tweet even mean

I wasn’t sure, but just thinking in it now, I can only think of sausages.

but did it take place in the morning or the evening?

[flarequake]

what the hell did dan's deli counter @ reply tweet even mean

I wasn’t sure, but just thinking in it now, I can only think of sausages.

but did it take place in the morning or the evening?

Exactly.

[Phantasy]

Not sure if this is delayed or not but this is in Australia as I think it's Woolworths. Maybe they took a domestic flight or Dans smartly trying to throw of the flight info.

Honestly, the funniest part about the tweet was this is what he chose to go with after a week long plus dry spell.

[Stakhanov]

what the hell did dan's deli counter @ reply tweet even mean

I wasn’t sure, but just thinking in it now, I can only think of sausages.

but did it take place in the morning or the evening?

Exactly.

The meat and greet nobody asked for

[phanfckingtastic]

Only a few hours until that ls, rize don't fail us now

Very intrigued about their little holiday with m&c. Maybe now that we have ig stories they will give us the updated version of these:

[alittledizzy]

Those pinata pics just fuck me up every time. I know a lot of people argued Dan wasn't really asleep and they were staged but fuck man I will don my tinfoil hat for this one, I legitimately think Dan was sleeping well and Phil did just sneaky take the pictures.

[ratlad]

the piñata pics are blessed images and i will protect and defend them forever, i'm so glad they were brought up again.
let me be a demon for a sec: dan holds phil like that when he sleeps (as implied by the post)
and notice how phil cushioned the spot where the piñata is so dan wouldn't feel much difference? hehehe.
this and the tour bus vid of sleepy phil are the reasons that i am breathing currently.
but yknow, maybe they're just roommate bros and business partners sharin' beds out of convenience. sometimes u get cold and turn to ur fellow bro for warmth.

[phanfckingtastic]

Those pinata pics just fuck me up every time. I know a lot of people argued Dan wasn't really asleep and they were staged but fuck man I will don my tinfoil hat for this one, I legitimately think Dan was sleeping well and Phil did just sneaky take the pictures.

the piñata pics are blessed images and i will protect and defend them forever, i'm so glad they were brought up again.
let me be a demon for a sec: dan holds phil like that when he sleeps (as implied by the post)
and notice how phil cushioned the spot where the piñata is so dan wouldn't feel much difference? hehehe.
this and the tour bus vid of sleepy phil are the reasons that i am breathing currently.
but yknow, maybe they're just roommate bros and business partners sharin' beds out of convenience. sometimes u get cold and turn to ur fellow bro for warmth.

oh 100% real.
also how they're so stupid (but they're my stupids shh ) that they keep providing images of themselves obviously sleeping in consistent opposite sides of the bed. only in ditl of our lady of fake awakenings does dan decide to change his side. but we know that whole scene is a fucking LIE, so whatever.
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one hour left, right? gird your loins!

[alittledizzy]

This liveshow is already fantastic. Maybe I'm just super tired and have no personal standards for anything but I'm here for them telling stories about mosquitos that kept them from sleeping and Dan grumbly about the level of outdoorsy that Martyn and Cornelia are into re: living arrangements and Phil being a grumpy grumpface in the morning and needing his coffee.

[ratlad]

Those pinata pics just fuck me up every time. I know a lot of people argued Dan wasn't really asleep and they were staged but fuck man I will don my tinfoil hat for this one, I legitimately think Dan was sleeping well and Phil did just sneaky take the pictures.

the piñata pics are blessed images and i will protect and defend them forever, i'm so glad they were brought up again.
let me be a demon for a sec: dan holds phil like that when he sleeps (as implied by the post)
and notice how phil cushioned the spot where the piñata is so dan wouldn't feel much difference? hehehe.
this and the tour bus vid of sleepy phil are the reasons that i am breathing currently.
but yknow, maybe they're just roommate bros and business partners sharin' beds out of convenience. sometimes u get cold and turn to ur fellow bro for warmth.

oh 100% real.
also how they're so stupid (but they're my stupids shh ) that they keep providing images of themselves obviously sleeping in consistent opposite sides of the bed. only in ditl of our lady of fake awakenings does dan decide to change his side. but we know that whole scene is a fucking LIE, so whatever.
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one hour left, right? gird your loins!

can't be arsed for the life of me to watch the liveshow.
but yeah, when dan was in bed at the beginning of London ditl, the bed looked.... not very slept in.....
maybe dan sleeps completely still and doesn't bother getting comfortable because he likes pain. no shaming zone here!!

[alittledizzy]

Was that like? A whole story? About Dan being in the bath? And Phil being on the bed? And no distancing there? Not even a 'beds' mention? Just like. The Bed.

(side note: if you think that it's inconsequential that he said 'the bed' and not 'his bed' or 'one of the beds' then Congratulations, Your Opinion Is Valid but I am not talking to you. I mean, you can reply anyway, this is obviously a public forum, but this post is more the flaily-happy variety and not the I'm-down-to-debate-you variety so I probably won't respond to the buzzkillers.)

[hello9217]

Was that like? A whole story? About Dan being in the bath? And Phil being on the bed? And no distancing there? Not even a 'beds' mention? Just like. The Bed.

(side note: if you think that it's inconsequential that he said 'the bed' and not 'his bed' or 'one of the beds' then Congratulations, Your Opinion Is Valid but I am not talking to you. I mean, you can reply anyway, this is obviously a public forum, but this post is more the flaily-happy variety and not the I'm-down-to-debate-you variety so I probably won't respond to the buzzkillers.)

Also the mosquito that was in THE room and they refused to sleep until it was caught. Can't believe they didn't film and put it on lessamazingphil much like phil lester vs praying mantis, aka greatest video ever.

[LurkingTrash]

Just got home from work but it looks like this live show was good, I'll be waiting the upload to watch it while just mildly shaking from excitement on my chair

[autumnhearth]

Enjoyable ls. If you would like to see the hotel bath with the steamy view, go left two images in this gallery. Very pretty.

https://www.amorahotels.com/hotels/amor ... son-sydney

I mean yeah... he did say bed singular, twice and I think that’s great. Sure it was the room we saw in the lasting gaming video, it doesn’t matter if they pushed the twins together or not, the unguarded language is wonderful, flail away!

[Ablissa]

Each time Dan said "the bed" ten years were added to my life span. Yeah, there were two beds in that room, but that doesn't really mean anything. There were no awkward attempts to ensure that nobody might ever assume there was just one bed, no attempts to say that they had separate rooms, etc. It just made me really happy.

I liked the ls and I'm hoping they'll have a fun time in the rainforest, which does not seem like a very d&p place to visit, but I'm sure it's fantastic.

[animad]

What was the embarrassing thing dan said when they were taking the photos in hobbiton? The live stream cut out just as he said it

[Ablissa]

What was the embarrassing thing dan said when they were taking the photos in hobbiton? The live stream cut out just as he said it

"Backing it up for Bilbo". It was in relation to people having to bend over when taking photos in the door to Bilbo's house...

[autumnhearth]

There was a moment that I’m pretty sure was not coincidental (unlike the ‘your gay is showing’ laughter moment) where people in the chat were saying Phil was so cute and ‘oh Phil’ and Dan was making eye contact with the screen and waggling his eyebrows, not in a sexual way just in a fun acknowledging way? Did anyone else catch that or remember what Phil said that was adorable?

[ratlad]

oof, can't wait to watch this one!!!
maybe it was a japhan sort of thing where they literally pushed the two beds right together (and left one duvet still tucked into one)
or making of tabinof at the beginning when dnp are in a hotel with 2 beds, the one they were sitting on had no pillows, but the one behind it had more pillows on it.
thank you for listening.

[knq]

I'm so here for Phil making jokes about repressing his emotions. Yes Phil! Dan taking the camera away because Phil made a joke which I didn't catch but might have been about fisting. Everything about the house in the rainforest with C&M and the insects. Dan likes geckos. I need to hear it again but I think Phil said they had a conversation with the gecko and if they did I love them both 46% more.

I also felt they were super open/unwary today. I thought Dan was about to say 'before we went to bed' but rephrased to 'after we killed the mosquito' since apparently no one was allowed to sleep until that particular mosquito met its death.

Dan forgot they'd already given us a Truth Bombs question so apparently tweeted one. When Phil reminded him they'd already given us a prompt he refused to be on screen for a bit. I relate to how much Dan hates making mistakes, even when they don't matter.

The whole bath story. I loved it but I especially loved that Phil seemed soothing at the end, saying it was fine and the housekeeper hadn't seen Dan. Dan's voice when Phil offered him sugar.

Next gaming video talk was interesting. It seems like a bit more evidence that Dan focuses on editing (he remembers what the last video they did was... and another week he remembered what Phil said about cloning Eliza Pancakes when Phil didn't) while Phil makes more decisions about how they organize things (Dan asks him when they'll post it, even though Phil doesn't remember what it is.)

Basically just at that whole live show.

For anyone else who gets anxious when fans are on the screen, I've figured out if you tap in the lower right corner of their box when they're being called you can block them and then you will only see and hear Dan and Phil. You miss half the conversation but it might help some people to know anyway!