Dan & Phil Part 76: i can't i don't have legs

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[fancybum]

Lolll Phil. I mean true though, it’s not like she was gone for 10 whole hours or anything

[liola]

My favourite thing about that tweet is the replies. We all share one fucking brain cell I swear :mrgreen:

[phanfckingtastic]

Phil we-haven't-spent-more-than-2-weeks-apart-in-god-knows-how-many-years and I-wanna-tell-you-about-my-lexicon Lester has got some nerve
Listen, spending more than 10 hours without Dan is not that long, PHILLY
lmao
Always here for SassMaster Phil, tho
(but where's my new gaming video? if they're tweeting "from the plane" they arrived hours ago, pls be uploading something guys )

[glitterintheair]

Lolll Phil. I mean true though, it’s not like she was gone for 10 whole hours or anything

Literally everyone is saying the same thing and I'm crying. #draghim

Honestly, tho, the audacity...

[annabanana]

what he really meant

[autumnhearth]

I mean Phil would just ask Dan to come to the toilet with him; he wants that shared experience.

[fancybum]

I mean Phil would just ask Dan to come to the toilet with him; he wants that shared experience.

Mile high best friends club and it’s just them.

[knq]

dip and pip who I only know @autumnhearth and @fancybum

I love this fandom so much you guys are hilarious

[Ataraxia25]

same as @watsonian, you're all so hilarious, every single one of your replies are even funnier than the previous one and now i can't stop laughing and that's why i love this forum so much! you're all amazing

[ratlad]

oh my goodddd i was just about to say
"mile high super best friends club" lol, fancybum beat me to it!

also i had a dream right before i woke up that Dan tweeted out: "why do people think dan and phil getting married in 2022? surely it's gonna be earlier than that."
and then i woke up, still unaware that it was a dream, and just accepted it as reality. made a mental note to deal with it later. then i went back to sleep, woke up after god knows how long, checked my phone just in case and was relieved to know that it was only a dream.

[glitterintheair]

@ratlad the fact that you woke up thinking it was real but you went back to sleep is killing me.

[lesterchuu]

also i had a dream right before i woke up that Dan tweeted out: "why do people think dan and phil getting married in 2022? surely it's gonna be earlier than that."
and then i woke up, still unaware that it was a dream, and just accepted it as reality. made a mental note to deal with it later. then i went back to sleep, woke up after god knows how long, checked my phone just in case and was relieved to know that it was only a dream.

honestly, same

if and when it happens, i already have three pre-made responses for my future use (*expires in 2022):

• "and they were hubands. OHMYGOD. THEY WERE HUSBANDS."
• "im not crying, youre not crying. we are all just being collectively blinded by their love"
• "nice."

[LurkingTrash]

oh my goodddd i was just about to say
"mile high super best friends club" lol, fancybum beat me to it!

also i had a dream right before i woke up that Dan tweeted out: "why do people think dan and phil getting married in 2022? surely it's gonna be earlier than that."
and then i woke up, still unaware that it was a dream, and just accepted it as reality. made a mental note to deal with it later. then i went back to sleep, woke up after god knows how long, checked my phone just in case and was relieved to know that it was only a dream.

lol me about my sexuality when I was 14

idk I don't really see them marrying, just like, staying like this forever, but that might just be me because I don't care about weddings

[LtrllySusan]

also i had a dream right before i woke up that Dan tweeted out: "why do people think dan and phil getting married in 2022? surely it's gonna be earlier than that."
and then i woke up, still unaware that it was a dream, and just accepted it as reality. made a mental note to deal with it later. then i went back to sleep, woke up after god knows how long, checked my phone just in case and was relieved to know that it was only a dream.

honestly, same

if and when it happens, i already have three pre-made responses for my future use (*expires in 2022):

• "and they were hubands. OHMYGOD. THEY WERE HUSBANDS."
• "im not crying, youre not crying. we are all just being collectively blinded by their love"
• "nice."

"Cool, but when's the next dinof video?"

[autumnhearth]

also i had a dream right before i woke up that Dan tweeted out: "why do people think dan and phil getting married in 2022? surely it's gonna be earlier than that."
and then i woke up, still unaware that it was a dream, and just accepted it as reality. made a mental note to deal with it later. then i went back to sleep, woke up after god knows how long, checked my phone just in case and was relieved to know that it was only a dream.

honestly, same

if and when it happens, i already have three pre-made responses for my future use (*expires in 2022):

• "and they were hubands. OHMYGOD. THEY WERE HUSBANDS."
• "im not crying, youre not crying. we are all just being collectively blinded by their love"
• "nice."

"Cool, but when's the next dinof video?"

It’s a promised wedding vlog that they loose the footage to.

[Ataraxia25]

also i had a dream right before i woke up that Dan tweeted out: "why do people think dan and phil getting married in 2022? surely it's gonna be earlier than that."
and then i woke up, still unaware that it was a dream, and just accepted it as reality. made a mental note to deal with it later. then i went back to sleep, woke up after god knows how long, checked my phone just in case and was relieved to know that it was only a dream.

honestly, same

if and when it happens, i already have three pre-made responses for my future use (*expires in 2022):

• "and they were hubands. OHMYGOD. THEY WERE HUSBANDS."
• "im not crying, youre not crying. we are all just being collectively blinded by their love"
• "nice."

"Cool, but when's the next dinof video?"

It’s a promised wedding vlog that they loose the footage to.

is it phil's sass that's rubbing off on the forum tonight? becaus i love it, i'm here for it

[lesterchuu]

also i had a dream right before i woke up that Dan tweeted out: "why do people think dan and phil getting married in 2022? surely it's gonna be earlier than that."
and then i woke up, still unaware that it was a dream, and just accepted it as reality. made a mental note to deal with it later. then i went back to sleep, woke up after god knows how long, checked my phone just in case and was relieved to know that it was only a dream.

honestly, same

if and when it happens, i already have three pre-made responses for my future use (*expires in 2022):

• "and they were hubands. OHMYGOD. THEY WERE HUSBANDS."
• "im not crying, youre not crying. we are all just being collectively blinded by their love"
• "nice."

"Cool, but when's the next dinof video?"

It’s a promised wedding vlog that they loose the footage to.

is it phil's sass that's rubbing off on the forum tonight? becaus i love it, i'm here for it

i love you guys

[ratlad]

ily'all lmao
i wouldn't mind if there was an upload today.... i have no idea where they even are rn. Manila? its like 3:30 am there :--(
i kind miss solo AP vids tbh

[hello9217]

ily'all lmao
i wouldn't mind if there was an upload today.... i have no idea where they even are rn. Manila? its like 3:30 am there :--(
i kind miss solo AP vids tbh

I kinda miss solo dan and phil in general. Don't get me wrong I am really loving all the live shows and gaming videos we have been getting but i do miss a solo phil vid or dan vid. Also I'm really surprised that phil hasn't uploaded in over a month. He seems to stick to that every two weeks schedule pretty well so it's weird to go so long without anything. Me: secretly hoping its because he wants his next video to be a ditl and that's why it's taking a while.

[Catallena]

I have already long accepted we won't see Dan anytime soon, but I do miss a good solo Phil video. I now kinda wonder if he's waiting for the tour to end just like Dan is. I hope that's not the case. Gimme more critical TripAdvisor user Phil!

I still can't stop laughing at Phil trying to roast clingy relationships. Oh sweetie, you're really shouldn't have gone there. Love the phandom for always uniting when it matters aka when we can make fun of D&P.

[alittledizzy]

ily'all lmao
i wouldn't mind if there was an upload today.... i have no idea where they even are rn. Manila? its like 3:30 am there :--(
i kind miss solo AP vids tbh

I kinda miss solo dan and phil in general. Don't get me wrong I am really loving all the live shows and gaming videos we have been getting but i do miss a solo phil vid or dan vid. Also I'm really surprised that phil hasn't uploaded in over a month. He seems to stick to that every two weeks schedule pretty well so it's weird to go so long without anything. Me: secretly hoping its because he wants his next video to be a ditl and that's why it's taking a while.

I'm also surprised Phil never managed to fit a solo AmazingPhil video in there. It's not like him to let his channel slide like that. I feel like the whole of June and July were just a wash for them, with the nonstop back to back shows, and they didn't quite use August to get back on track the way I expected.

[rizzo]

[Ablissa]

If they're in Manila, it's 6 in the morning... Guess we can forget getting a video today and most likely tomorrow too.
I must say I'm handling the drought a lot better than during tatinof and the instastories are the sole reason for it. I enjoy living vicariously through them, so just seeing their faces makes me happy. I'm easy to please

[knq]

I hope whatever Dan posts next is "from the airplane."

Actually, I want all their content before the show on the 13th to be from a mysterious plane ride that never ends with no explanation.

A Week in the Life of Dan and Phil on an airplane
What Dan and Phil Text Each Other on an airplane
Dan and Phil bake order muffins on an airplane