I had really deep profound thoughts on them lying and such last night while I was falling asleep, and most of them are gone now

IDk about lying about real life things, and I don't like to assume.
However, the one that really bothers me is the lies in videos. The faking surprise especially. For example Dan talked about the Kangaroo suit for weeks in his live show and how they bought it together specifically for the australia vid, then acted all shocked and amazed that phil had secretly bought it for him. I get that it's sketch comedy, but they use this tactic A LOT and it bothers me every time. It bothers me the most in PINOFS. You cant tell me they don't set up shots where they have to get props ready like the stress mushroom or the dying chicken thing. Especially with how much Dan like to plan things. I don't believe you!!!!!!!! You can see it happening more and more as the pinofs go by, and I understand its "better" because the jokes can be planned and the editing is easier but it hurts my heart.
The other think I was thinking about was how people keep saying "Shipbaiting". I understand where you are coming from, but I think it is a mix of two things
a) they have made the domesticity and closeness part of their "Brand". I think this comes back to control. Dan especially knows people like it and want it, but wants to control the everliving heck out of how and when we see it.
b) Trolling us fondly. Tatinof was catered to the shippers is a phrase I see often. As anyone who was there knows, every moment and gesture in that show was planned to a T, and they played our emotions like violins.
mod note: tatinof spoilers under the cut
Now the combination of these two things is deadly, and not fair to us. Maybe they shouldn't be doing it. IDK. I don't think they would if it didn't work every fricken time like magic. Maybe they are together and their kink is having it be a secret lol (JK, lying and hiding a relationship is extremely hard and stressful and cannot last more than a few years, I could only manage 3 before I had a complete mental breakdown).
This got pretty rambly, and I'm going to stop now.