Dan & Phil Part 4: The Cheekiest Link

Our two favourite full time internet nerds who never go outside!
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We are out of things to discuss so we have resorted to pant/butt discussion.

My favourite sighting of the combo:
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Heart eyes Howell sighted
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Also I love how I sucked at cropping that image out, gah.
iero wrote: i use podcasts as a sleep aid so a d+p one would be amazing i can't really imagine them doing one (in rambling format) though unless its like internet news or something
I think that Dan and Phil would not be a good sleep aid, because you would probably laughing your ass (hah) off.


But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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IckleMissMayhem wrote:
blueapple_x wrote:
IckleMissMayhem wrote: God, I hope this place never changes. This just made me crack a smile I didn't know I'd be capable of tonight.
Emphasis on "crack". Ba-dum-tisss. As in butt crack. I'll be here all week.
I did that. That was a thing I just typed, wasn't it. Fuck's sake. Someone give me something to bang my head against.

Know what? I'mma let you have that one. On a silver platter. Even if it was fruit hanging lower than Dan's pants! BOOM! Hahahaha!
Hahaha!
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Horrendously bad joke ahead. Sorry in advance.
Speaking of fruit...I guess one could say his butt looked like two cherries beside each other. I can't believe how much we've seen his bare ass everywhere....Maybe that's what they meant when they said omg so much cherry everywhere....

*crickets* :gg:
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Y'all middle aged butt perverts need Jesus blessings from sister Daniel. Or move the butts to the body parts thread not really, feel free to continue as I'm laughing my ass off
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blueapple_x wrote: Hahaha!
Trigger Warning :
Horrendously bad joke ahead. Sorry in advance.
Speaking of fruit...I guess one could say his butt looked like two cherries beside each other. I can't believe how much we've seen his bare ass everywhere....Maybe that's what they meant when they said omg so much cherry everywhere....

*crickets* :gg:
The joke was so bad that I actually laughed.

but no his butt is less like cherries, more like pillows.
now why did I think of that?

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PolarFox wrote:I'm laughing my ass off
At least you can laugh without your pants falling... But you shouldn't "laugh at deformities"

But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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you have no idea how much I appreciate this thread. Dan doesn't even seem embarrassed by the abundance of crack in his videos. I wonder why.

ALSO I would absolutely love a D+P podcast. I doubt it'll ever happen, but maybe they'll at least be a guest on one sometime. If they ever do guest star on one, maybe they'll fall in love with the format and decide to do one for themselves. I mean, nobody will be able to take screenshots of heart-eyes Howell, so what's not to like?
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Anonymousse wrote:
PolarFox wrote:I'm laughing my ass off
At least you can laugh without your pants falling... But you shouldn't "laugh at deformities"
thats because I don't have any pants on yeaaaah yeaah... But Dan is just lazy to learn how to pick proper sized jeans and use belt correctly.
Also do we have more of these butt crack sightings? Asking for statistics purposes.

Re Podcast: i would love to see them on the BroKen podcast. I loved their collab with Felix. And come on, they even had Emma there.
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Anonymousse wrote:
blueapple_x wrote: Hahaha!
Trigger Warning :
Horrendously bad joke ahead. Sorry in advance.
Speaking of fruit...I guess one could say his butt looked like two cherries beside each other. I can't believe how much we've seen his bare ass everywhere....Maybe that's what they meant when they said omg so much cherry everywhere....

*crickets* :gg:
The joke was so bad that I actually laughed.
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Phil is in America!
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Anonymousse wrote:We are out of things to discuss so we have resorted to pant/butt discussion.

Trigger Warning :
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I feel bad for laughing at that...probably because judging by the comments, Dan's butt isn't exactly a trigger for most of us on here. Maybe except majitzu
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iero wrote:
Wow, if he is already there than I wonder how much time they had to actually prerecord some gaming vids for us. Don't let me down boys, I will fight you
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bedhead91 wrote:
Anonymousse wrote:We are out of things to discuss so we have resorted to pant/butt discussion.

Trigger Warning :
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I feel bad for laughing at that...probably because judging by the comments, Dan's butt isn't exactly a trigger for most of us on here. Maybe except majitzu
Only thing I have left to add to this conversation

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I'll just be here laughing in the corner, doooooon't mind me.

I hope they recorded some Undertale before leaving, it's been a while since the last one. :sobs:
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IckleMissMayhem wrote:*waves to the lurker named dan* Hey buddy, you still around? please don't ever change
Time to put this cheeky ;) rumor to rest. dan registered on IDB at 9 am on a Sunday. Unlikely that the real Dan would be awake at that time to sign up on a forum.
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faerietales wrote:Phil is in America!
With or without his wisdom tooth?

Re THE RULES, I can't help thinking the word in quotation marks in rule 6 is "Phan".
gone for real this time
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bedhead91 wrote:
I feel bad for laughing at that...probably because judging by the comments, Dan's butt isn't exactly a trigger for most of us on here. Maybe except majitzu
Only thing I have left to add to this conversation
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Not sure if religion or my consciousnesses knocking

But DANNG, 3 months? That is tough (for them and me)

I already want some content :(
I NEED A FIX....HOOK IT TO MY VEIN...
I guess I will have to entertain myself with Dan's butt instead,

But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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Phil Lester wrote:"I'll rub myself in a mango before I eat a mango."
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There's a whole tumblr dedicated to times when too much of Dan's butt/underwear shows:
http://danpullyourtrousersup.tumblr.com/
They say they don't see much new stuff to post any more though so they're pretty much inactive.
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do we know why they didn't go to america together?
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lilMango wrote:
The tweets from Dan have already started.
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Time for the cheeky existential/sad Dan tweets
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Yeahboi,

Phil would shame you on which part? the nakedness of popcorn?

He had seen you're ass quite a bit, we know

Also pics or didn't happen.

But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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Anyone else totally unconvinced? :roll:
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YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Edit: No naked shaming huh? Knew it ;)
I need Jesus to recover

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iero wrote:do we know why they didn't go to america together?
We don't know. But I hope that it has something to do with Dan still doing things from home, such as editing videos, while Phil organizes some stuff in the U.S.A.
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