IDB

:04 - Dan announces it's time for them all to get some D and this video is off to the best kind of start.
:23 - Phil has his collar loose and he's ready to go on dates. Dan's sour lemon face is the new "this guy" and I'm already tired of it.
:48 - It's been so long since the last video that I'm no longer used to them saying my name a hundred times in the span of two minutes.
1:16 - Dan and Phil turn into the kids from The Shining.
1:33 - Dan has the gall to shade someone for overwearing one outfit. Mmmm.
1:48 - "You should never go to sleep on an argument" is one of the mottos that Phil lives by.
2:08 - "It was a hug, not a fist, Phil." Does Phil confuse those a lot? Because, poor Dan.
2:40 - There's nothing going on here, Phil just eyefucks the camera and that's noteworthy.
3:03 - Dan asks Phil if he ever had dislikes on facebook. Phil answers no way too confidently. I'm pretty sure he's got a secret facebook account just for disliking everything Kanye related.
3:14 - Dan's response to "Netflix and Grill" being an option is to snap his fingers and say 'every Friday night' from which I will deduce that Friday night is their regular 'cook dinner and watch stuff together' date night. (As opposed to their Mon-Thur 'order takeaway and watch stuff together' date nights and their weekend 'go somewhere ridiculously expensive, friends optional' date nights.)
3:21 - Phil goes for 'sleep' immediately.
3:50 - Question about turn ons.
3:58 - Dan thinks a well manicured lawn is hot.
4:09 - Dan is confused at the option to be turned on by someone comfortable with crying. Phil, on the other hand, probably feels that option in his soul.
4:13 - Phil stays on brand and picks grilling for turn on.
4:28 - Dan thinks a reason for someone to be salty is reading comments all day.
4:50 - Phil reads out "whatever will make me cry" and says 'it's you, Dan' in a slightly teasing but fond way. "Watching films and crying."
5:00 - Phil breaks into The Internet Is Here
5:08 - They're both way too amused by napping together as a first date option. (Phil mentions cuddle cafes.)
5:17 - A thousand piece puzzle would "test every aspect of your relationship" and suddenly I believe that they have done this.
5:45 - And they go for puzzle.
5:52 - Phil proposes and unsensible cardigan with nipples hanging out.
6:11 - Dan locks into a choice without allowing for discussion on any of them, though to be fair, I don't think any of the options really would have inspired great banter.
6:17 - Really cute left in bit of Phil pointing out what would have been a good editing moment except Dan spoke over it.
6:36 - "When I can get a next cup of coffee." That's you, then.
7:06 - Phil is clearly old enough to have had the AOL experience, Dan perhaps not.
7:19 - "Huh. Hmm. Right." I hope this is giffed because it would be so hugely applicable.
8:00 - Slightly sassy Phil reminding Dan this is a daddy dating simulator (not a platonic dad catchup simulator).
8:46 - Why is the big tv such a selling point for Dan?
9:48 - Dan cannot pronounce bosom.
9:57 - Phil says he likes a good horror movie, Dan says "we watch a lot of European horror mo- okay" as if he remembered mid-sentence that he's trying not to relate every single relationship thing back to himself and Phil.
11:11 - Dan pronunciation mistake three.
11:43 - Dan points out that Phil has had like two afternoon teas this month.
11:56 - Phil forgets he needs to read what's onscreen and just reacts, which is surprisingly very adorable.
12:15 - Phil's "Me." re: realizing a plant is plastic after caring for it for months.
12:41 - Phil mentions a viral video of a girl trying to sing And I Will Always Love You.
13:54 - Debutante? De booty.
14:00 - "I don't know, Phil, you say a lot of weird things that don't make sense."
14:48 - "Is this Undertale? Game says no." Glitch but they jumpcut back into it.
15:20 - Phil looks at the cakes, Dan only has eyes for the dog photo.
18:08 - Dan the Alexander McQueen stan.
18:07 - Craig doing pushups. ("Damn.")
18:49 - Naruto fanfic.
19:11 - Phil five-finger air quotes ""book""
19:28 - re: high tea - "Wow, if Dilddy hung out with us." "We do that a lot."
19:58 - Phil: "Take that in the mouth, Dilddy." Surprisingly Sexual Phil Pick Up Line #1
20:23 - Moment of utter cuteness when Phil poaches one of Dan's lines.
20:23: Phil: "And I'd like to pull it off you." Surprisingly Sexual Phil Pick Up Line #2
21:04 - Dan and Phil react to MCR stuff.
22:07 - "Like me and Kanye." Aborted argument/difference of opinion? The jumpcuts make this hard to interpret, plus Dan asserting something then changing the subject in the same breath (perhaps judging Phil's Please Don't expression).
22:57 - Soap making/word jumbles/learned to juggle once. Dan snaps and points to Phil for each one.
23:20 - Dan would make his own soap.
24:08 - Dan: "Where's the 'want some fook' plant?" (I think it's the plush venus fly trap one.)
24:38 - Phil saying "My loins are ablaze."
25:12 - Dan goes into his i-hate-sunflowers rant. (Phil laughs at him saying they're hairy.)
25:42 - Has Phil never had honeysuckle?
28:27 - Dan is a fake BtVS fan, mistakes hellmouth for hellgate.
32:00 - Dan is very excited about communication.
32:44 - aubersposion
33:32 - Dan and Phil's energy definitely starts to flag around the half hour mark, this is the point at which I feel like they realize that it's going to reach a conclusion for the day soon as they're ready for it. I hope they do the one-date-one-video route, it's satisfying and seems like a good time frame for them.