Dan & Phil Part 17: Open Wide for Captain Lester

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danphil333 wrote:i have never been more dissapointed in my life...

cheese, popcorn, lions, lamas, cereal
i couldnt even listen to phil. he is too quiet but i already know his answers
dan cant shut the fuck up, he talked over everybody and tried to present the damn thing already had a fucking presenter

i suffered through ricky dillons "performance" for this....fml :| :|
So glad I didn't waste my time... maybe the next will be better (?)
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OK that was whatever, the actual panel should be better (hopefully). And, in the nicest way possible, I wish moderators or somebody would tell the audience to shut the fuck up during panels. Like, there's a time limit, so screaming is literally just wasting everybody's time. If you like the people on the panel, SHUT UP so they can actually talk arghghghgh. For something dumb like this variety thing, scream all you want I guess. Still annoying though.

edit: lool I think it froze for me during this part, but here's Dan saying 'Phil' and 'choke you' in the same sentence, so enjoy
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Got there in time for the two last questions :? Does anyone know if the same person will be streaming their other panel at 3:30 (I think)?
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smugpug wrote:lmao can you imagine waiting around for this panel, possibly for hours, just to get to see Dan and Phil, and THAT was all you got?! I'd be PISSED!
I am pissed and I didn't even go to Vidcon my god i would be heated
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So my decision of reading fanfic instead of watching this was correct?

At least tell me what they were wearing...
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Dan's expressiveness rescued it I thought, I was too busy laughing at him to groan at the same-old little questions. Could hardly hear what they were all saying over the screaming, but Dan pointing at Phil before they got to him for questions like "Cheese?" and "I can't eat cheese and he steals my cereal, what can I do?" was very cute. Barely heard a word from Phil, but kinda got the gist. Maybe a YT upload will somehow have some sound or someone will report back with a transcript ;)

On her way out, the girl on Periscope said she'd be back for the panel too. Can only hope she sits so close again and maybe forgets to scream.

Also, their clothes - weed top for Dan, Illuminati or Hieroglyph symbol tshirt and blue jacket on Phil.
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Here's some Twitter videos where you can hear their answers better.
I was honestly expecting them to do their own segment and not just a Q&A, so I'm a little surprised and underwhelmed like everyone else. One positive, I liked that Dan just had to insert some little domestic anecdote every time Phil answered something, that was amusing.

Now to wait for the panel.

P.S: I'm happy that I contributed slightly to a thread name. :D
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Phil looks really good here.
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crash[] wrote:Here's some Twitter videos where you can hear their answers better.
I was honestly expecting them to do their own segment and not just a Q&A, so I'm a little surprised and underwhelmed like everyone else. One positive, I liked that Dan just had to insert some little domestic anecdote every time Phil answered something, that was amusing.

Now to wait for the panel.

P.S: I'm happy that I contributed slightly to a thread name. :D
Thank you so much for posting these!!! Now I know what everyone meant with Dan correcting/elaborating on Phil's answers, and it's actually pretty entertaining! I'm not as angry anymore hahhaha.
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That was underwhelming and short (I suffered through Ricky Dillon too danphil333....

I mean it's cute that Dan talks for Phil and inserts anecdotes but sometime I just want to hear Phil answer a question without interruption. It was like everything he said was embellished or even answered by Dan and that annoyed me. :sideeye:

Hopefully the next panel allows Phil to talk more but tbh It'll probably be the same. I think its part Phil being shy and Dan overcompensating and part Dan liking to work an audience and getting a rush so that he forgets about those around him. The last time I've heard Phil properly in a panel was in 2011 and he actually offers great advice so I hope he gets the confidence (and allowance) to do so.
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So it went something like this
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Thanks for linking those tweets crash[].
kuensukki wrote:That was underwhelming and short (I suffered through Ricky Dillon too danphil333....

I mean it's cute that Dan talks for Phil and inserts anecdotes but sometime I just want to hear Phil answer a question without interruption. It was like everything he said was embellished or even answered by Dan and that annoyed me. :sideeye:

Hopefully the next panel allows Phil to talk more but tbh It'll probably be the same. I think its part Phil being shy and Dan overcompensating and part Dan liking to work an audience and getting a rush so that he forgets about those around him. The last time I've heard Phil properly in a panel was in 2011 and he actually offers great advice so I hope he gets the confidence (and allowance) to do so.
Really agree with this.
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majitzu wrote: So it went something like this

"Are you gentlemen ready to order?"

"I'll have the steak and mash, steak medium rare. He'll have the salmon with steamed vegetables. Two waters. Thank you." *hands waiter 2 menus*
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majitzu wrote: So it went something like this
I feel like that sums it up well. :lol:
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cora808 wrote:
majitzu wrote: So it went something like this

"Are you gentlemen ready to order?"

"I'll have the steak and mash, steak medium rare. He'll have the salmon with steamed vegetables. Two waters. Thank you." *hands waiter 2 menus*
:lol:
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cora808 wrote:"Are you gentlemen ready to order?"

"I'll have the steak and mash, steak medium rare. He'll have the salmon with steamed vegetables. Two waters. Thank you." *hands waiter 2 menus*
I'm imagining this and oh my god i am not okay, thank you for this that's so cute!!!

I also hear what people are saying about letting Phil answer his own questions, that's a totally valid way to feel, but I don't feel like Dan didn't let Phil answer in this case. like he didn't really cut Phil off, he just elaborated on what Phil said/corrected him afterwards. I didn't see a problem with it and I thought it was kinda cute because I read it as Dan acting in a loving way? Does anyone get me lol idk how to explain this
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eevee wrote:
cora808 wrote:"Are you gentlemen ready to order?"

"I'll have the steak and mash, steak medium rare. He'll have the salmon with steamed vegetables. Two waters. Thank you." *hands waiter 2 menus*
I'm imagining this and oh my god i am not okay, thank you for this that's so cute!!!

I also hear what people are saying about letting Phil answer his own questions, that's a totally valid way to feel, but I don't feel like Dan didn't let Phil answer in this case. like he didn't really cut Phil off, he just elaborated on what Phil said/corrected him afterwards. I didn't see a problem with it and I thought it was kinda cute because I read it as Dan acting in a loving way? Does anyone get me lol idk how to explain this
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Well that was boring. I kind of expected that Phil would be more confident after so many tatinofs but he is still very shy when it comes to non scripted performances.

Idek with Dan, perhaps it's nervous talking or he enjoys being the center of attention or it's just his way of putting Phil at ease by completing his answers. Hope the panel is more interesting.
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daichii wrote: Idek with Dan, perhaps it's nervous talking or he enjoys being the center of attention or it's just his way of putting Phil at ease by completing his answers. Hope the panel is more interesting.
I think it's both
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NarrysCanary wrote:
daichii wrote: Idek with Dan, perhaps it's nervous talking or he enjoys being the center of attention or it's just his way of putting Phil at ease by completing his answers. Hope the panel is more interesting.
I think it's both
Also possible besides putting Phil at ease: putting himself at ease. I do that, nervous-talking.
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Sooo... me deciding to take a nap instead of that unimaginative mess wasn't a waste. Good. :thumb:

(srsly the answers were boring and awful but the questions they got asked were pretty shit as well)

I can't be mad Dan constantly jumping in on Phil's answers. We all know that Phil doesn't shine in these type of things, sharing the stage or a panel with people he doesn't know very well just makes him shut down. Phil's answers would've been short like that whether Dan had eleborated on them or not.

I hope the panel is better than the variety show, I want some Phan being cute about their history and I have no shame.
majitzu wrote: So it went something like this
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