04:30 “Guess what your boy Danny finally did? Uploaded a video. This is disgusting, this is absolutely disgusting, but it had been nearly 10 months since the last ISG. How disgusting is that?”
8:20 “Thousands of emails [for the ISG inbox] are now just the entire Bee Movie script, so thank you for that. Gonna probably have to wait another 10 months for the next ISG.”
-well everyone, keep sending those scripts then, who thought that all it would take to kill ISG was the Bee Movie
10:35 “Oh my god I’m responsible for so many lesbian hookups, honestly I’m so honoured. What is it about me that inspires that? I’m so proud of your happiness, truly. I know it sounds sarcastic, but I’m not."
13:00
(chat) Can I call you Daniel from now on?
“Maybe I’ll rebrand to Daniel. Could I pull that off?”
"Maybe I can feel the freedom to decide whether I'm Daniel or Dan or danisnotonfire"
20:55 “I’ve been so tired, oh my god
these last two weeks for Dan have been an emotional rollercoaster, physically”
-

tell meeee
21:50 starts talking about Get Out
“So entertaining” “it’s so funny and intense and the plot twists are so good and one of the best movies about race relations in America despite being a horror.”
-or maybe
because it’s a horror
24:45 will just do one video to finish off Horse Prince “so that way people that hate it can only avoid one video to not get nightmares, and people that do want it can just [watch it]"
28:00
(chat) When’s the next dinof video?
“Dunno." (starts drumming fingers loudly yikes calm down, but it segues into cinema rant story about loud tapping man so alrighty then)
32:20 “Who wants some music recommendations from your local hipster, Daniel Howell? See, that works if I was a music blogger, 'Daniel Howell’ would be good. Maybe I could be full Emma Stone and just change my surname to something else. 'Daniel Mysterio’. …I apologize for what I just said."
33:03
(chat) Daniel Lester
“Good suggestion, (sarcastic snort noise), he did it"
34:50
(chat) I hate online college it sucks balls
“But who’s to say that sucking balls isn’t a good thing, let’s not be offensive"
35:43
(chat) I just entered the liveshow and the first thing you said was about sucking balls
“Welcome to danisnotonfire. Or: Daniel Howell’s Cultural Corner."
40:48 “I wish I had more time to watch TV”
44:20
(chat) Hi Dan can we be friends
“I appreciate that, that’s a very nice thing to say, but you might be a cannibal that has sex with dogs and I can’t condone that. Honestly, I’m so sorry.”
-these potential cannibals just keep getting potentially wilder
46:00 [He didn’t like the last episode of Sherlock]: "Don’t come for me, Sherlock fans, don’t come for me, I’m one of you. I’m allowed to have opinions. Just ‘cause you’re a fan of something, doesn’t mean you have to support it through thick and thin.”
“
Like I’m a huge fan of Kanye West and he’s constantly terrible. And instead of defending him like some Kanye fans do, I go, 'No, that’s terrible. I like his music, I wish he didn’t do that thing.'"
-yay, do pewdiepie next
49:40
(chat) How much do your viewers make you cringe?
"
Not that often, a lot of it’s in jest. The thing is with audiences, they’re very diverse, you know, people of all ages/walks of life/senses of humours" [and it varies across platform]:
Facebook: articulate, funny/clever
Twitter: super sarcastic, good sense of humour
Tumblr: incredibly creative and arty
Youtube: sometimes [about irrelevant comments], I’m like, "talk about the video, imma punch you"
51:00 "
The only thing I don’t like is when people comment on other videos ‘cause it embarrasses me.” [like ‘Dan sent me’ on videos of songs he’s recommended, etc, please don’t do it]
"But the people [commenting] on YT are also a lot younger [while older people are conversing more on Tumblr/Twitter/Facebook]."
“So YT comments tend to be younger, but, you know, we’re all young, it’s fine. It’s all happiness and positivity."
52:25 "Instagram has like the worst fucking comments of anything.”
[but it’s fine, not everything has to have a community]
54:05
(chat) Dan how was your week?
“I’ve been irrationally sleepy, I don’t know-
well I do have an idea why (shifty eyes) I’ve been very tired. Today I feel like I’ve been irrationally sleepy. I ate two apples just to zazz myself with the sharpness of an apple."
-did somebody actually ask him that or did he glance at his notes just before ‘asking’ that question to prompt his intentionally shifty answer to lay the groundwork some more about whatever is happening in the near (within five months..) future
56:45
(chat) We’re learning about the reproductive system in a mixed class
“I think that’s good. Honestly, schools that divide people via gender, it doesn’t make any sense. It’s like, what are you trying to do there? Stop people from being distracted by sex and romance? Firstly, non-straight people exist. Secondly, toxic masculinity in all-male schools and the horribleness that is girls being mean to each other in all-girls schools is probably worse than any kind of flirty distraction that would happen."
“If more boys knew about how menstruation worked and more girls understood how male puberty worked, life would be less confusing, especially as a teenager where everything is just terrifying and confusing.”
57:50
(chat) What about when you’re asexual?
“That’s fine. You can have any sexual identity you want, it’s okay. You can feel as specifically sexual or non-specifically sexual as you please.”
59:20
(chat) Can I be pansexual and asexual at the same time?
"You don't have to define it. There’s lots of words, and words can be good. There’s a million words for genders, there’s a million words for sexual- and what they can be good for, these labels, are for helping you to understand your feelings. ‘Cause if you see a description of something written down, you can think 'that’s how I feel' and maybe if you want to convey your personality to somebody, then you can look that up and you can go ‘yeah’”
59:59 “I know that some people argue that sexuality and all these labels and definitions are different things, but we don’t even know what sexuality means, so there we go."
1:00:30
(chat) I’m ace but what if I change my mind?
“That’s okay. On one hand, you don’t have to label yourself. A lot of tumblr, they make you feel like, ‘I need to label myself with these complicated labels to be cool’, you don’t have to.
If you want to just be a formless blob, a mess that struggles to define themself from moment to moment, that’s also okay. You can use labels if you wish and [they help you to define yourself], and you can change."
1:01:18 "You can label yourself to tell people what kind of personality you have right now if you want, or not if you feel like you want to change your mind. It’s okay. It’s cool. It's fine. I’m just concerned for all you—"
(chat) Queer is a good umbrella term
"It is. I like that as a word for just everything that isn’t normative. Which is, you know, straight white cis males that are born in capitalist countries into rich families. The opposite of the current society privilege. As an umbrella term for people who maybe aren’t represented or treated as fairly, that society should work on representing more."
1:02:50 [about his giant hoodie] “It’s just comfy, I love this. It’s because it’s so huge and baggy,
it just makes me feel like a formless blob. And that’s when your external clothing reflects your internal personality, which I think is what we should all strive for."
1:03:25 [re: sirens outside flat] “Oh my god that’s so loud.
This apartment is so noisy, end me. Please release me from this hell.”
1:03:55 "Honestly watch the gaming channel, it’s so good."