Dan & Phil Part 14: Is This Tour Over Yet?

[blueapple_x]

Sorry for bringing this back from forever pages ago, but

Does he mean his father won't be proud of the video?

I always took this to mean his dad wont be proud of his potty mouth and he uses "strong tongue" as the typical saying for foul mouth/sharp tongue.... that sort of thing. But with his dentist he meant it literally lol.

[Ticia]

Phil: #furryconfirmed



Throwback to when he was a sexual motherf*cker.

The smirk and the thing he does with his eyebrow though, I really like this version of Phil

Seeing Phil with stubble turns me into a human dumpster, you don't even knowww.

This is from when he answered the "what is the first thing you do in the morning?" question. And I love it

"I... stretch"
Mmmmhmmmmm. Yup.

Holy Crap! Why have I never seen that before? I am not even that attracted to Phil, but good lord....

This is one of the reasons why many of us don't believe his family friendly Internet persona, to be fair

And in case the drought is strong for you, this Youtube user has many of DP innuendo compilations.

[Cora]

Sorry for bringing this back from forever pages ago, but

Does he mean his father won't be proud of the video?

I always took this to mean his dad wont be proud of his potty mouth and he uses "strong tongue" as the typical saying for foul mouth/sharp tongue.... that sort of thing. But with his dentist he meant it literally lol.

Seems more likely that he means more like "showing off your tongue skills" on camera is the kind of thing that won't exactly make a father proud. I took it more as a "being suggestive on camera" than "potty mouth".
Like naming an album of sexualized photos in a Facebook gallery as "Sorry mom"

I actually think this response is rather sassy and cleverly put.

[kooshka]

Throwback to when he was a sexual motherf*cker.

I'm a total dangirl, and Phil has like no sex appeal in my eyes (idk I haven't mentioned this before), but... Dang, Phil, y u not like dis anymore??

[Poe]

Phil: #furryconfirmed



Throwback to when he was a sexual motherf*cker.

The smirk and the thing he does with his eyebrow though, I really like this version of Phil

Seeing Phil with stubble turns me into a human dumpster, you don't even knowww.

This is from when he answered the "what is the first thing you do in the morning?" question. And I love it

"I... stretch"
Mmmmhmmmmm. Yup.

Holy Crap! Why have I never seen that before? I am not even that attracted to Phil, but good lord....

This is my favourite version of Phil. He was such a tease and extremely sexy much more attractive than now. He is still gorgeous and I'm not even a Phil stan in particular but he was so much more attractive when he actually showed us his personality and was more open with us

[Winston]

This is my favourite version of Phil. He was such a tease and extremely sexy much more attractive than now. He is still gorgeous and I'm not even a Phil stan in particular but he was so much more attractive when he actually showed us his personality and was more open with us

Poe, your signature Gif is very apt for the video....

[Poe]

This is my favourite version of Phil. He was such a tease and extremely sexy much more attractive than now. He is still gorgeous and I'm not even a Phil stan in particular but he was so much more attractive when he actually showed us his personality and was more open with us

Poe, your signature Gif is very apt for the video....

Now that you pointed it out I could have just said 'look at my signature, it sums up how I feel about the video' . Gonna do that next time

[NarrysCanary]

Throwback to when he was a sexual motherf*cker.

I'm a total dangirl, and Phil has like no sex appeal in my eyes (idk I haven't mentioned this before), but... Dang, Phil, y u not like dis anymore??

I relate to you on a spiritual level

[akui]

Sorry for bringing this back from forever pages ago, but

Does he mean his father won't be proud of the video?

I always took this to mean his dad wont be proud of his potty mouth and he uses "strong tongue" as the typical saying for foul mouth/sharp tongue.... that sort of thing. But with his dentist he meant it literally lol.

Weird he brought his father up to this conversation, especially consider the sexual euphemism of the "strong tongue".

[lonely trash]

Sorry for bringing this back from forever pages ago, but

Does he mean his father won't be proud of the video?

I always took this to mean his dad wont be proud of his potty mouth and he uses "strong tongue" as the typical saying for foul mouth/sharp tongue.... that sort of thing. But with his dentist he meant it literally lol.

Weird he brought his father up to this conversation, especially consider the sexual euphemism of the "strong tongue".

Daddy issues?

Anyway, that gif of Phil. I remember seeing this on here somewhere and I think it sums up my feelings.

[karma_yeah]

Sorry for bringing this back from forever pages ago, but

Does he mean his father won't be proud of the video?

I always took this to mean his dad wont be proud of his potty mouth and he uses "strong tongue" as the typical saying for foul mouth/sharp tongue.... that sort of thing. But with his dentist he meant it literally lol.

Weird he brought his father up to this conversation, especially consider the sexual euphemism of the "strong tongue".

Maybe his dad knew or suspected he and Phil might be more than platonic bros and he wasn't thrilled? Although I know earlier we discussed an event where Dan mentioned his dad wanting 2 guys to kiss (a movie? I may not be remembering accurately).

Do any of our historians have any more info?

[Lain]

Maybe his dad knew or suspected he and Phil might be more than platonic bros and he wasn't thrilled? Although I know earlier we discussed an event where Dan mentioned his dad wanting 2 guys to kiss (a movie? I may not be remembering accurately).

Do any of our historians have any more info?

Dan's comment on a LOTR gifset:

http://danisnotonfire.tumblr.com/post/1 ... aying-kiss

[coffee pig]

Sorry for bringing this back from forever pages ago, but

Does he mean his father won't be proud of the video?

I always took this to mean his dad wont be proud of his potty mouth and he uses "strong tongue" as the typical saying for foul mouth/sharp tongue.... that sort of thing. But with his dentist he meant it literally lol.

Weird he brought his father up to this conversation, especially consider the sexual euphemism of the "strong tongue".

Maybe his dad knew or suspected he and Phil might be more than platonic bros and he wasn't thrilled? Although I know earlier we discussed an event where Dan mentioned his dad wanting 2 guys to kiss (a movie? I may not be remembering accurately).

Do any of our historians have any more info?

Think you are reading too much into this, guys. I don't see how this has anything to do with non-platonic bros as ''having a strong tongue'' could pertain to sexual acts with all genders.

Also the way that Dan was licking that Oreo was much more suggestive of eating a girl out than anything. What has my life become, I'm officially garbage.

It's just a joke, albeit a rather Freudian one. It's like when your friends tag you in some slutty drunk pictures on Facebook and you're like ''My mom is going to be so proud of me when she sees these pictures....not.'' Also cora808, what is your signature.

[spaceguitar]

Sorry for bringing this back from forever pages ago, but

Does he mean his father won't be proud of the video?

I always took this to mean his dad wont be proud of his potty mouth and he uses "strong tongue" as the typical saying for foul mouth/sharp tongue.... that sort of thing. But with his dentist he meant it literally lol.

Weird he brought his father up to this conversation, especially consider the sexual euphemism of the "strong tongue".

Maybe his dad knew or suspected he and Phil might be more than platonic bros and he wasn't thrilled? Although I know earlier we discussed an event where Dan mentioned his dad wanting 2 guys to kiss (a movie? I may not be remembering accurately).

Do any of our historians have any more info?

Think you are reading too much into this, guys. I don't see how this has anything to do with non-platonic bros as ''having a strong tongue'' could pertain to sexual acts with all genders.

Also the way that Dan was licking that Oreo was much more suggestive of eating a girl out than anything. What has my life become, I'm officially garbage.

It's just a joke, albeit a rather Freudian one. It's like when your friends tag you in some slutty drunk pictures on Facebook and you're like ''My mom is going to be so proud of me when she sees these pictures....not.'' Also cora808, what is your signature.

I don't think its even that. I think he's just joking about the fact that his dentist will be proud of him (b/c of his strong tongue), but his dad is not proud of him. The way that I see it the tongue and his dad are unrelated.
Essentially he's making a ' why don't my parents love me' joke.

[Cora]

Think you are reading too much into this, guys. I don't see how this has anything to do with non-platonic bros as ''having a strong tongue'' could pertain to sexual acts with all genders.

Also the way that Dan was licking that Oreo was much more suggestive of eating a girl out than anything. What has my life become, I'm officially garbage.

It's just a joke, albeit a rather Freudian one. It's like when your friends tag you in some slutty drunk pictures on Facebook and you're like ''My mom is going to be so proud of me when she sees these pictures....not.'' Also cora808, what is your signature.

Agreed on all fronts. If anything assuming that it's something gay he was referring to because he referenced his dad and as you know, dads are the ones that are disappointed by gay sons because #masculine #heteronormative #tumblrforlife #icantdothis
you guuuyyyysssssss....ssshhhh he was making a jooooke.

And my signature is from the most glorious of videos, the "interview" between Bertie and Dan, where Bertie makes him read fan fiction. (notably, another thing people got all PROBLEMATIC!!11! over)

[jaej]

i mean i assumed it was a "one of my most notable/praised skills is now something associated with little other than oral sex and this compliment came from a dentist", in the same kind of way as an "i hope my parents don't see this" during a thing that could seem weird or sexual idk. but it definitely reads more hetero to me

[Ticia]

One of the best interviews ever, let's be honest here His face in 0:43, that's when Dan knew he was fucked up.

[phamnotof]

Think you are reading too much into this, guys. I don't see how this has anything to do with non-platonic bros as ''having a strong tongue'' could pertain to sexual acts with all genders.

Also the way that Dan was licking that Oreo was much more suggestive of eating a girl out than anything. What has my life become, I'm officially garbage.

It's just a joke, albeit a rather Freudian one. It's like when your friends tag you in some slutty drunk pictures on Facebook and you're like ''My mom is going to be so proud of me when she sees these pictures....not.'' Also cora808, what is your signature.

Agreed on all fronts. If anything assuming that it's something gay he was referring to because he referenced his dad and as you know, dads are the ones that are disappointed by gay sons because #masculine #heteronormative #tumblrforlife #icantdothis
you guuuyyyysssssss....ssshhhh he was making a jooooke.

And my signature is from the most glorious of videos, the "interview" between Bertie and Dan, where Bertie makes him read fan fiction. (notably, another thing people got all PROBLEMATIC!!11! over)

The fact that tiny Scorpius Malfoy actually interviewed Dan at one point & it got deleted is the single greatest regret of my life. And as someone with rather epic problematic sensors - I love that interview.

(Also, I'd say the Oreo licking would seem more female oriented to me - not taking rimming into account, which you can perform on anyone & it'd look about the same - but like, did he not say ice lollies right after? That association does not make me think vaginas were on his mind. But I also don't think the parental remark means anything other than that there hasn't been a video in over a week.)

*goes back into hibernation*

[akui]

I don't think its even that. I think he's just joking about the fact that his dentist will be proud of him (b/c of his strong tongue), but his dad is not proud of him. The way that I see it the tongue and his dad are unrelated.
Essentially he's making a ' why don't my parents love me' joke.

Now we circle back to "does dan hate his parents" topic, i stg the bingo board has exploded for like 30 times this month already.

[spaceguitar]

I don't think its even that. I think he's just joking about the fact that his dentist will be proud of him (b/c of his strong tongue), but his dad is not proud of him. The way that I see it the tongue and his dad are unrelated.
Essentially he's making a ' why don't my parents love me' joke.

Now we circle back to "does dan hate his parents" topic, i stg the bingo board has exploded for like 30 times this month already.

Nah I'm not saying he hates his parents. But he makes jokes about them not caring about him. I think that's just fact.

[gnostic]

I feel like one reason for the loss of incredible casual sex appeal Phil Lester is that, he thinks it would be kind of creepy for a 30 year old to directly emanate that kind of vibe to his legions of mostly tween fans... so being, as we can assume, a naturally sexual person, he dialed it all the way back to be safe. They need that clean image for that parent money but in this one case I wouldn't be surprised if Phil's own discomfort was the primary reason
(I think we can all agree that his scripted innuendoes are a very different thing, as far as creepiness goes, than directly being a tease at his audience).

But damn I'd fuck that-era Phil

[SquishPhan]

I feel like one reason for the loss of incredible casual sex appeal Phil Lester is that, he thinks it would be kind of creepy for a 30 year old to directly emanate that kind of vibe to his legions of mostly tween fans... so being, as we can assume, a naturally sexual person, he dialed it all the way back to be safe. They need that clean image for that parent money but in this one case I wouldn't be surprised if Phil's own discomfort was the primary reason
(I think we can all agree that his scripted innuendoes are a very different thing, as far as creepiness goes, than directly being a tease at his audience).

But damn I'd fuck that-era Phil

That is how I see it as well.

Dan beat you to it.

[akui]

I feel like one reason for the loss of incredible casual sex appeal Phil Lester is that, he thinks it would be kind of creepy for a 30 year old to directly emanate that kind of vibe to his legions of mostly tween fans... so being, as we can assume, a naturally sexual person, he dialed it all the way back to be safe. They need that clean image for that parent money but in this one case I wouldn't be surprised if Phil's own discomfort was the primary reason
(I think we can all agree that his scripted innuendoes are a very different thing, as far as creepiness goes, than directly being a tease at his audience).

Idk sometime Phil says "you look nice today" and points the camera and makes me really really uncomfortable. I much prefer him being naturally flirty. But what you say is very likely.

Or maybe since Phil is in a relationship with that sanders girl now, the sanders girl forbidden him to flirt with any living creature otherwise the sanders girl is going to summon death doge and bite his ass.

[Cora]

Or maybe since Phil is in a relationship with that sanders girl now, the sanders girl forbidden him to flirt with any living creature otherwise the sanders girl is going to summon death doge and bite his ass.

wat.

[starlight-still]

::looks at idb talking about 'whatever happened to Phil's sexiness?'::

::looks at Phil's...timely tweet about his foot size::