Dan & Phil Part 14: Is This Tour Over Yet?

[coffee pig]

I feel like one reason for the loss of incredible casual sex appeal Phil Lester is that, he thinks it would be kind of creepy for a 30 year old to directly emanate that kind of vibe to his legions of mostly tween fans... so being, as we can assume, a naturally sexual person, he dialed it all the way back to be safe. They need that clean image for that parent money but in this one case I wouldn't be surprised if Phil's own discomfort was the primary reason
(I think we can all agree that his scripted innuendoes are a very different thing, as far as creepiness goes, than directly being a tease at his audience).

But damn I'd fuck that-era Phil

Everyone wanted to fuck 2008/2009 Phil, 'let's be real. If you started watching Phil back then and you were even a little bit into guys then you probably wanted to hit it. Claiming otherwise is lying to yourself. Like no wonder Dan is such a jealous bitch, he had to fiercely guard his territory for years. I find it funny that Dan is now seen as the ''hot one'' and Phil has turned into this cute but asexual creature.

[LurkingTrash]

::looks at idb talking about 'whatever happened to Phil's sexiness?'::

::looks at Phil's...timely tweet about his foot size::

SAME, just waiting over here

[danphil333]

i love phil ... he can tweet about food every day idgaf

::looks at idb talking about 'whatever happened to Phil's sexiness?'::

::looks at Phil's...timely tweet about his foot size::

SAME, just waiting over here

[yupitsme]

::looks at idb talking about 'whatever happened to Phil's sexiness?'::

::looks at Phil's...timely tweet about his foot size::

SAME, just waiting over here

That's what I was thinking

[Winston]

Or maybe since Phil is in a relationship with that sanders girl now, the sanders girl forbidden him to flirt with any living creature otherwise the sanders girl is going to summon death doge and bite his ass.

wat.

what is this in reference to? I mean, I assume (obviously) it is a joke but there has to be a reference of some kind...

[NarrysCanary]

Or maybe since Phil is in a relationship with that sanders girl now, the sanders girl forbidden him to flirt with any living creature otherwise the sanders girl is going to summon death doge and bite his ass.

wat.

what is this in reference to? I mean, I assume (obviously) it is a joke but there has to be a reference of some kind...

the sanders girl is Dan

[slytherina]

Everyone wanted to fuck 2008/2009 Phil, 'let's be real. If you started watching Phil back then and you were even a little bit into guys then you probably wanted to hit it. Claiming otherwise is lying to yourself. Like no wonder Dan is such a jealous bitch, he had to fiercely guard his territory for years.

Literally The recent discussion had me going on an 08/09 phil binge and damn, I forgot how he used to wear his shirts with the top few buttons undone. It's terribly distracting

[Winston]

Or maybe since Phil is in a relationship with that sanders girl now, the sanders girl forbidden him to flirt with any living creature otherwise the sanders girl is going to summon death doge and bite his ass.

wat.

what is this in reference to? I mean, I assume (obviously) it is a joke but there has to be a reference of some kind...

the sanders girl is Dan

Please explain. I have no idea what that means....

[NarrysCanary]

Literally The recent discussion had me going on an 08/09 phil binge and damn, I forgot how he used to wear his shirts with the top few buttons undone. It's terribly distracting

And now he wears them with all the buttons done

[SquishPhan]

i love phil ... he can tweet about food every day idgaf

Same.

::looks at idb talking about 'whatever happened to Phil's sexiness?'::

::looks at Phil's...timely tweet about his foot size::

Phil knows what's up.

[LurkingTrash]

Everyone wanted to fuck 2008/2009 Phil, 'let's be real. If you started watching Phil back then and you were even a little bit into guys then you probably wanted to hit it. Claiming otherwise is lying to yourself. Like no wonder Dan is such a jealous bitch, he had to fiercely guard his territory for years.

Literally The recent discussion had me going on an 08/09 phil binge and damn, I forgot how he used to wear his shirts with the top few buttons undone. It's terribly distracting

I know I am a big fan of phil's neck/collarbones area

edit: same NarrysCanary

[Ticia]

Or maybe since Phil is in a relationship with that sanders girl now, the sanders girl forbidden him to flirt with any living creature otherwise the sanders girl is going to summon death doge and bite his ass.

wat.

what is this in reference to? I mean, I assume (obviously) it is a joke but there has to be a reference of some kind...

the sanders girl is Dan

Please explain. I have no idea what that means....

Dan publicly supports Sanders, thus he is a sanders girl (this term being a joke of course). He follows his two official Twitter accounts and in a LS back in August, he said the following:

Chat: Opinion on Bernie Sanders?
Dan: Yes, he really does seem like the best candidate. Doesn't he, at the moment? From what I can say as an incredibly uneducated B R I T I S H young person when it comes to American politics.

[jaej]

I feel like one reason for the loss of incredible casual sex appeal Phil Lester is that, he thinks it would be kind of creepy for a 30 year old to directly emanate that kind of vibe to his legions of mostly tween fans... so being, as we can assume, a naturally sexual person, he dialed it all the way back to be safe. They need that clean image for that parent money but in this one case I wouldn't be surprised if Phil's own discomfort was the primary reason
(I think we can all agree that his scripted innuendoes are a very different thing, as far as creepiness goes, than directly being a tease at his audience).

But damn I'd fuck that-era Phil

Everyone wanted to fuck 2008/2009 Phil, 'let's be real. If you started watching Phil back then and you were even a little bit into guys then you probably wanted to hit it. Claiming otherwise is lying to yourself. Like no wonder Dan is such a jealous bitch, he had to fiercely guard his territory for years. I find it funny that Dan is now seen as the ''hot one'' and Phil has turned into this cute but asexual creature.

i thought he was cool, but i definitely did not want to hit it. he was very full on and freaked 12year old jaej the fuck out. it's definitely offputting to younger teens in every way but being a cool, untouchable kind of person, and that doesnt really work foe youtube, that's the opposite of what it should be.

tbh looking back i think it's never really been a "natural" thing from him, and it still isn't something id feel fully comfortable with now that i don't exactly find 21 year olds that aspirational unless they're, you know, on a level a little bit higher that phil in 2009.
when you see how strong and forced and constant it was between the videos where every one has those comments and he will always pull his shirt down and there's the dailybooths with ripped trousers or he's shirtless and there's the constant "im single btw date me!!" it does not come across as natural when it was sooo present. it was just an act he carried off pretty well, so probably a serious exaggeration of himself. him then feels like one of those dudes who's finished uni but still shows up at highschool parties and isn't doing anything wrong enough to ask him to leave but you're still weirded out because he keeps giving vague references to his penis

if 2012 ap is a 1 and early 2009 ap is a 10 in terms of sex obsession, real phil is probably about a 6.5

[hunnyftw]

Everyone wanted to fuck 2008/2009 Phil, 'let's be real. If you started watching Phil back then and you were even a little bit into guys then you probably wanted to hit it. Claiming otherwise is lying to yourself. Like no wonder Dan is such a jealous bitch, he had to fiercely guard his territory for years. I find it funny that Dan is now seen as the ''hot one'' and Phil has turned into this cute but asexual creature.

Coming out of hibernation for one hot second to say that I don't know about everybody but my present self definitely would. Although jaej has a point that it doesn't ring entirely "natural". But doesn't put me off, at least not watching it right now (didn't watch him in 2009 so can't really know what my reaction would've been back then)
But there are still moments when 2016!Phil has it in him for me.
For example:

i love phil ... he can tweet about food every day idgaf

I've got no freaking idea why his response does it for me. Maybe it's the lack of food-mentioning? If someone figures it out, please let me know

[esso]

Everyone wanted to fuck 2008/2009 Phil, 'let's be real. If you started watching Phil back then and you were even a little bit into guys then you probably wanted to hit it. Claiming otherwise is lying to yourself. Like no wonder Dan is such a jealous bitch, he had to fiercely guard his territory for years. I find it funny that Dan is now seen as the ''hot one'' and Phil has turned into this cute but asexual creature.

Coming out of hibernation for one hot second to say that I don't know about everybody but my present self definitely would. Although jaej has a point that it doesn't ring entirely "natural". But doesn't put me off, at least not watching it right now (didn't watch him in 2009 so can't really know what my reaction would've been back then)
But there are still moments when 2016!Phil has it in him for me.
For example:

i love phil ... he can tweet about food every day idgaf

I've got no freaking idea why his response does it for me. Maybe it's the lack of food-mentioning? If someone figures it out, please let me know

Hahaha I love this response. For me it's funny because he knows exactly what that person is suggesting and he decides to reply to it. It comes off (to me) as witty and a little sarcastic. Which is something I wish Phil would show more.

[NarrysCanary]

For example:

i love phil ... he can tweet about food every day idgaf

I've got no freaking idea why his response does it for me. Maybe it's the lack of food-mentioning? If someone figures it out, please let me know

Maybe because he knows damn well what is the answer to the question but he chose to answer with something irrelevant ? Because, knowing that he knows the actual response to the question does it for me

[Winston]

... then feels like one of those dudes who's finished uni but still shows up at highschool parties and isn't doing anything wrong enough to ask him to leave but you're still weirded out because he keeps giving vague references to his penis

if 2012 ap is a 1 and early 2009 ap is a 10 in terms of sex obsession, real phil is probably about a 6.5

don't really agree about Phil being the creepy guy, but the statement is great! So "vivid", I can totally picture that guy. Have we all seen this irl?

I do semi agree with the end statement though.

[oqua]

I don't think its even that. I think he's just joking about the fact that his dentist will be proud of him (b/c of his strong tongue), but his dad is not proud of him. The way that I see it the tongue and his dad are unrelated.
Essentially he's making a ' why don't my parents love me' joke.

I agree, this is my interpretation of that tweet. I don't think he's saying his dad doesn't approve of sexual activities or strong tongues in specific, I think he's just joking that his dad is never proud of him.

[coffee pig]

Literally The recent discussion had me going on an 08/09 phil binge and damn, I forgot how he used to wear his shirts with the top few buttons undone. It's terribly distracting

And now he wears them with all the buttons done

It was a sad day indeed when Phil decided to stop leaving the top buttons undone, I'm telling you.

Haha jaej... I definitely didn't think he was too full-on back then, but I was also sixteen at the time and he wasn't nearly the sluttiest person on YouTube (here's looking at you Daniel.) But even now I think he seemed fairly tame....just more, you know, of a real human with a normal libido.

Edit:

don't really agree about Phil being the creepy guy, but the statement is great! So "vivid", I can totally picture that guy. Have we all seen this irl?

I do semi agree with the end statement though.

I have met about three different versions of ''that guy'' at house parties so that made me laugh, though I don't think Phil was one of them.

[Winston]

I have a timeline question.

When did Phil start to tone down the sexiness act in his vids? Was it gradual, or was it abrupt? Just curious, for science....

[sweetmm]

Tomska uploaded his 10 years YouTube anniversary, I still can't fathom why AmazingPhil did not celebrate his 10 years.

[trashqueen]

i love phil ... he can tweet about food every day idgaf

oh phil, great timing, this actually made my laugh out loud

i would love to know how the 'phil is a sweet innocent cinnamon roll' squad is interpreting this tweet

[annetamiau]

I really really like Phil (he's my favourite out of the two of them), but the only thing I find sligthly strange/creepy about him is the way he grabs fans at m&g. It must be just me (I generaly dislike and try to avoid physical contact), but sometimes his fingers are so close to the girl's boobs that I can't help feeling a bit...

[karma_yeah]

Everyone wanted to fuck 2008/2009 Phil, 'let's be real. If you started watching Phil back then and you were even a little bit into guys then you probably wanted to hit it. Claiming otherwise is lying to yourself. Like no wonder Dan is such a jealous bitch, he had to fiercely guard his territory for years. I find it funny that Dan is now seen as the ''hot one'' and Phil has turned into this cute but asexual creature.

Coming out of hibernation for one hot second to say that I don't know about everybody but my present self definitely would. Although jaej has a point that it doesn't ring entirely "natural". But doesn't put me off, at least not watching it right now (didn't watch him in 2009 so can't really know what my reaction would've been back then)
But there are still moments when 2016!Phil has it in him for me.
For example:

i love phil ... he can tweet about food every day idgaf

I've got no freaking idea why his response does it for me. Maybe it's the lack of food-mentioning? If someone figures it out, please let me know

Hahaha I love this response. For me it's funny because he knows exactly what that person is suggesting and he decides to reply to it. It comes off (to me) as witty and a little sarcastic. Which is something I wish Phil would show more.

My thought exactly! Well played, Phil, well played!

[NarrysCanary]

i would love to know how the 'phil is a sweet innocent cinnamon roll' squad is interpreting this tweet

They'll probably be like "aww Phil is so innocent, he never gets sexual innuendoes and doesn't know what sex is", you might think I'm kidding but I actually see people saying that