Dan & Phil Part 59: the literal other half

[autumnhearth]

What a little shit.

Edit: top of the page, I’m so sorry.

[allsaintshowell]

tell me why he basically said a new tour is being announced on friday and i legitimately burst into tears. these white men are making me feel emotions???

That was probably one of the weirdest live shows I've seen. So he's on the wrong channel first, setting up his screen the wrong way, pretty rambly, dropping some big hints on the tour, and then leaves. K bye? I'm literally allsaintshowell profile pic right now.

i, too, am my profile pic. please send help to chinatown, nyc.

[rizzo]

I think this announcement thing probably has to do with tour, but I'm holding out for some new, quality minimalist merch alongside a D&P Shop rebranding.

Or a totally irrelevant moving announcement - I'll take either.

[pilotlight]

Me trying to figure out what graphic design has to do with a thing I assume would be a tour announcement.
Nice job creating hype, Dip.

[dancy]

Well, that was a wild ride! From Dan being late, streaming on his main channel in portrait mode to some exciting news! Can't wait to hear more about it! Sad that the live show was so short though What happened to one hour streams He used the excuse of being hungry last time as well, can't he eat earlier lol

[auri]

Okay, Dan the Hyper is up. Seriously tho, he could have phrased the "thing we've wanted to talk about" a liittle different bc even if I'm not sure i believe they'll come out or anything like that, my head first went to cOMInG OUT. And the graphic design. So there's that. Nice live show tho, i liked it. Got my music talk, ofc some Riverdale. He was super excited about the dogs which was nice. I liked it. Just. Please don't make things sound bigger than they already are. But yea. Idk. Pretty sure they'll do a tour or something tho.

// u guys are so quick i can't post this at all haha love ya

[goldenmermaid]

That was probably one of the weirdest live shows I've seen. So he's on the wrong channel first, setting up his screen the wrong way, pretty rambly, dropping some big hints on the tour, and then leaves. K bye? I'm literally allsaintshowell profile pic right now.

i agree! nice but weird. also when he said "something we've been meaning to talk about for a long time and we've decided its finally time to share with the world" whilst also not making eye contact I was like but graphic design??? what could that be? something to do with a tour i guess, but the wording was so odd, like surely they havent been planning the tour for that long?

[AroboticPhil]

Maybe graphic design was a reference to those silly edits they did once or twice to announce tour dates (I think) ?
Or something like a draw my life sort of video ?
I have no clue tho honestly, the way he phrased it was so weird like "finally time to share it with the world" instead of just saying "announce it". Ugh why is Dan so Dan

edit : like this i mean :

[mm_sunny1993]

Ohh why must he do that?! Well, Phil will have fun on Thursday I'm sure. I'm excited.

It was a nice but strange liveshow, a bit short unfortunately.. why does he always eat so late?? Eating dinner after 8pm always felt weird to me.
The talk about the dogs was sweet. Seems like it was enjoyable for everybody.
The fail at the start was quite funny tho.

[SquishPhan]

Dan was really all over the place this live show.
I'm excited for the tour and really hope they'll at least come to Amsterdam this time.

Maybe graphic design was a reference to those silly edits they did once or twice to announce tour dates (I think) ?
Or something like a draw my life sort of video ?

I have no clue tho honestly, the way he phrased it was so weird like "finally time to share it with the world" instead of just saying "announce it". Ugh why is Dan so Dan

edit : like this i mean :

I can totally see it being something like this.

[rizzo]

Top notch graphic design: Wedding invitations

...I'll let myself out.

lmao imagine if their wedding invites looked like all the rest of their shit: neon comic sans and their faces poorly cut-out and pasted next to it. "much wedding. very celebrate. wow."

[starwillow]

What if he's just being a troll and the big announcement/graphic design thing is the gaming livestream Super Chat icon?

[obscureDnPreference]

I'm just going to take a moment and say hello to the 108 guests lurking here!

[liola]

Twitter is all over the place, every single phandom member i've seen is full on demon right now i'm dying! It obviously won't be anything like that but he knew EXACTLY what the viewers would gather from that like..come on, the way he worded it he knew absolutely what was going to happen.. "for a long time, finally time, the world is ready"

I also really really loved how he found the dog question ridiculous only because it was related to the (very weir) graphic design comment, and not because..you know, it would be weird if he and pHil got a dog together. jfc

I'm now hyped for Friday. I guess this mysterious (prob new tour) thing is why Phil is skipping the Florida vacation?

[alch]

edit : like this i mean :

Yeah, after him hinting big time at the new tour I'm really expecting it to be that.

But "share with the world" is a pretty weird way of phrasing it.

[malday]

I think this announcement thing probably has to do with tour, but I'm holding out for some new, quality minimalist merch alongside a D&P Shop rebranding.

Or a totally irrelevant moving announcement - I'll take either.

Or is has to do with the other tour, THE APARTMENT TOUR! finally they are ready to share it with the world! hallelujah!!1!

[phanaconda]

I hate him so much!
Like, he used that specific wording on purpose to make the whole phandom go nuts thinking they are finally coming out and then it's just another tour to make more money.

Though they can still prove me wrong and actually come out. Come on deppy.

[flarequake]

Good grief, the way he phrased the, probably, tour announcement had me shook for a moment, I went all hot and cold.

I loved the dog discussion and hearing more about the shoot. I actually hadn’t realised the teddy bear poms are the same as the long-haired ones, thought there was a variation on the breed that I hadn’t seen before. It is the cutest thing. He was looking cute in that huge cat nightie too.

Good to hear his opinions on TV shows, I’ve just finished and fallen even more in love with Stranger Things.

[Ewok]

I know better than to get my hopes up about whatever the hell my demon self thinks he may be hyping up, but come on. He knows damn well the way that sounded. I could just. Ugh.
"Something we've been meaning to talk about for a long time, and we've decided its finally time to share with the world"?! This really is the most torturous slow burn fic of all time. I want off of this ride.
Jk I'm totally not going anywhere Just stop teasing me you fucking rat.

Appaz everyone on Tumblr is saying they think he was drunk, but I didn't see it. Just being his weirdo self. Although his behavior was silly and he was all over the place, he seemed like he was being classic goldfish-brained Dan to me.



I almost forgot - he mentioned my bumfuck egypt hometown in California! So that made me do a massive double take. Please, deppy, NEVER go there. It's horrible. Stick to LA or San Francisco/Sacramento, or for gods sake even Fresno, just stay away from the central valley. :bbb:

[thespacecat]

hi, first time posting after a long time of lurking

You know, I've never seen a live chat explode so much than after Dan talked about some sort of mysterious thing he and Phil wanted to share after a long while. I don't think I've ever seen more "GETTING MARRIED!?!?!" messages flash before my eyes in my whole life. : D

Maybe the graphic design has something to do with a video game or web game? Haha it's a huge stretch but that's all I could think about when graphic design was brought up lol.

Or maybe it could be about a new app? Truth Bombs the App/Online Addition?

EDIT: a typo

[liola]

I wonder if Dan in laughing to himself at the phandom losing its shit and Phil is shivering in fear of what to expect on thursday. He knew way too well what he was doing, he hates us all. People are screaming that the psychic accounts were right

Oooh, I didn't think about the edits for the tour dates! He still worded it weird though, and then proceeded to basically half comfirm a tour so he either wants to throw us off or there's something else..and I mean, it would make sense to have something else to go along a tour right?

I have a vision: Dan and Phil get married in all countries they visit, VIP tickets include participating at the bouquet toss

[annabanana]

Did anyone else think he was being kind of weird about how he talked about PINOF (~18:10)? Or is it just me?


Also definitely went full trashcan for a sec when he was talking about the announcement, but graphic design addition killed all my dreams.

[pilotlight]

Or maybe it could be about a new app? Truth Bombs the App/Online Addition?

Oh man, I'd actually buy an app version, I don't really know enough people irl who'd wanna play the boardgame with me. The tooltip for this emote just kills me.

[malday]

hi, first time posting after a long time of lurking

You know, I've never seen a live chat explode so much than after Dan talked about some sort of mysterious thing he and Phil wanted to share after a long while. I don't think I've ever seen more "GETTING MARRIED!?!?!" messages flash before my eyes in my whole life. : D

Maybe the graphic design has something to do with a video game or web game? Haha it's a huge stretch but that's all I could think about when graphic design was brought up lol.

Or maybe it could be about a new app? Truth Bombs the App/Online Addition?

EDIT: a typo

It could be, there's been speculation about them planning to make a video game ever since they played The Mark Of Oxin.

[Ewok]

I wonder if Dan in laughing to himself at the phandom losing its shit and Phil is shivering in fear of what to expect on thursday. He knew way too well what he was doing, he hates us all. People are screaming that the psychic accounts were right

Oooh, I didn't think about the edits for the tour dates! He still worded it weird though, and then proceeded to basically half comfirm a tour so he either wants to throw us off or there's something else..and I mean, it would make sense to have something else to go along a tour right?

I have a vision: Dan and Phil get married in all countries they visit, VIP tickets include participating at the bouquet toss

There has to be something, doesn't there? I just get this feeling from the way he's been talking about this tour that it won't be a standard M&G.

I know it's a reach, but whatever happened to that theory they were filming a documentary or something? Could that still be a possibility - they release this and then go on tour? Obviously we know what that week in march was & that it wasn't related to any upcoming projects of theirs. So idk if that killed that theory. I remember they both followed some filmmakers/directors or something earlier this year? Hm.

All this reaching is going to throw my back out, but the way Dan worded their "announcement" just has me