such a sweet liveshow (and he was wearing the blessed black bird jumper) but way too short
• the shocking comment of the week : Phil says he wants to live forever
• Confirms he's gonna spend christmas with his parents
• Dan gaming and laughing weirdly in the background lol poor Phil (also ps : whenever I mock Dan it's lovingly I love him a lot but I also love to laugh at him I can't help it)
• Phil voluntarily brings back minced pies....
He either misunderstood why
everyone was talking about them non stop for a week after his last ls and he wanted to make sure we knew there was no beef in them or he just enjoys taunting us with his blissful gross marital happiness
• One of his favourite smells is the smell of cinema popcorn. look I'm not saying anything I'm just saying they do go on a lot of movie dates.
• Chat : "Chris pratt is my dad"
Phil : "Lots of people probably feel the same way"
• Good Boyfriend Phil promotes ISG
• "Speaking of Dan" ... When aren't you Phil tho
• He actually promotes a Youtube event where Dan is gonna be giving a small talk this is hilarious I love Phil announcing and promoting something Dan is gonna do alone on his own liveshow and Dan not even talking about it at all
• Phil might wear TIIT inspired eyeshadow (please do)
• The ISG green tea is from Madrid
• No liveshow next week because he's hanging out with buds
• Is gonna go edit the first gaming video
on that note: BRING ON GAMINGMAS
(edit : oops top of the page with a long post I'm sorry)
Re: Dan & Phil Part 61: The 2017 Mince Pie Codex
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:04 pm
by liola
apparently People saw on Phil on steam played a game called Hatoful Boyfriend: Holiday Star and it looks like a weird Charlie the unicorn fever dream
apparently People saw on Phil on steam played a game called Hatoful Boyfriend: Holiday Star and it looks like a weird Charlie the unicorn fever dream
Isn't that the dating simulator where you date a pigeon? Or, I guess, and holiday themed sequel or something?
Re: Dan & Phil Part 61: The 2017 Mince Pie Codex
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:21 pm
by alittledizzy
yellowsubmarine wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:31 pm
Jesus guys, give Dan a break what did he ever do to you xD
I think making fun of Dan for being loud and obnoxious is basically on par with making fun of Phil for being a total capitalist and having dollar signs in his eyes - they're real traits in Dan and Phil, but they're things we (mostly) fondly embrace and even more fondly mock.
apparently People saw on Phil on steam played a game called Hatoful Boyfriend: Holiday Star and it looks like a weird Charlie the unicorn fever dream
Isn't that the dating simulator where you date a pigeon? Or, I guess, and holiday themed sequel or something?
He downloaded it several months ago and shows no actual playtime...yet
Yeah he downloaded The Stanley Parable too but not played it. Maybe he was just looking into these games.
[edit] didn't Phil actually talk about the pigeon dating simulator in an old ls or am i misremembering?
Re: Dan & Phil Part 61: The 2017 Mince Pie Codex
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:59 pm
by flarequake
That was a sweet liveshow. He was so lovely talking about his grandfather, typical how he's hoping for good-gene-longevity. Imagine us all still watching his vlogs, by that age the main topic of conversation is often health, that'll make for fun liveshows. I found the dentist talk quite interesting as I had similar wisdom teeth, didn't have a lot of pain after they were removed.
Too late on the tickets to the thing Joe tweeted about, though, they closed it at 7am today. I've been on Twitter loads lately and follow Joe and Caspar, but still didn't see it, so It was a draw for 75 pairs of tickets so perhaps we'll hear or see something of it.
Sounded like Dan said "you're gonna kill me", though he didn't sound serious or stressed. My guess was he's on guild wars maybe practising the new raid or whatever people do to prepare for those (they're the hardest, but most rewarding, team content, everyone has to know their skills and which order to use them, where to stand etc, I've never bothered).
Edit - the 1111 post-count title is "make a wish", that's so cute. I'm not sure the thing it's a reference to is meant to be cute, but to me it is.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 61: The 2017 Mince Pie Codex
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:01 pm
by Ablissa
Okay, so, assuming Dan was raiding on GW2 made me think...
If he's raiding in an actual guild, using voice chat and all, do you think his guildmates know who he is? 99% sure that they don't, but it's an interesting thought to me for some reason. I have never played GW2, but I wasted a lot of my life raiding on WoW, makes me wonder who all those people really were. Maybe I used to raid with Ryan Gosling and I just never knew about it.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 61: The 2017 Mince Pie Codex
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:04 pm
by dancy
Looking forward to Gamingmas, especially since December is always a stressful month for me! I saw on Steam that Phil played Shelter 2 for a little over an hour so that's exciting I wonder if that will be the first gaming video or whether they've recorded at least one other video as well?
Out of curiosity I had also a look at Dan's videos from this year and it seems like the trailer for Interactive Introverts, the emo shaming video and rip danisnotonfire were demonetized. All the other ones did have ads, though I'm no sure whether they had them from the start or not.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 61: The 2017 Mince Pie Codex
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:06 pm
by MythicalPinkTrashCan
Ablissa wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:01 pm
Okay, so, assuming Dan was raiding on GW2 made me think... If he's raiding in an actual guild, using voice chat and all, do you think his guildmates know who he is? 99% sure that they don't, but it's an interesting thought to me for some reason. I have never played GW2, but I wasted a lot of my life raiding on WoW, makes me wonder who all those people really were. Maybe I used to raid with Ryan Gosling and I just never knew about it.
I would assume they do know who he is. He's been playing for years, right? Surely they are friends on some level?
Ablissa wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:01 pm
Okay, so, assuming Dan was raiding on GW2 made me think... If he's raiding in an actual guild, using voice chat and all, do you think his guildmates know who he is? 99% sure that they don't, but it's an interesting thought to me for some reason. I have never played GW2, but I wasted a lot of my life raiding on WoW, makes me wonder who all those people really were. Maybe I used to raid with Ryan Gosling and I just never knew about it.
I would assume they do know who he is. He's been playing for years, right? Surely they are friends on some level?
Yeah, Dan and Phil are quite famous, I'd assume at least one person he talks to could recognize Dan's voice. I found it interesting that Phil referred to them as "internet friends," makes me wonder how much they know about him
Re: Dan & Phil Part 61: The 2017 Mince Pie Codex
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:32 pm
by somethingsketchy
flarequake wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:59 pm
Edit - the 1111 post-count title is "make a wish", that's so cute. I'm not sure the thing it's a reference to is meant to be cute, but to me it is.
Ablissa wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:01 pm
Okay, so, assuming Dan was raiding on GW2 made me think... If he's raiding in an actual guild, using voice chat and all, do you think his guildmates know who he is? 99% sure that they don't, but it's an interesting thought to me for some reason. I have never played GW2, but I wasted a lot of my life raiding on WoW, makes me wonder who all those people really were. Maybe I used to raid with Ryan Gosling and I just never knew about it.
I would assume they do know who he is. He's been playing for years, right? Surely they are friends on some level?
Yeah, Dan and Phil are quite famous, I'd assume at least one person he talks to could recognize Dan's voice. I found it interesting that Phil referred to them as "internet friends," makes me wonder how much they know about him
6.10 "It's funny because none of the people actually know who I am, they just refer to me as "Gabrial" in-game. So if any of them watch this, they're probably just like, "What the hell? Why didn't he say anything?" Sorry."
Also, I have a weird memory, I'm not sure if I made it up or not, that he told them and they didn't care, haha. Correct me if I'm wrong.
I find it interesting that they are referred to as "internet friends", are they good friends, or are they people Dan bants with? I think it would be interesting if Dan recorded a campaign with all of them for the gaming channel, lol what a dream.
Ablissa wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:01 pm
Okay, so, assuming Dan was raiding on GW2 made me think... If he's raiding in an actual guild, using voice chat and all, do you think his guildmates know who he is? 99% sure that they don't, but it's an interesting thought to me for some reason. I have never played GW2, but I wasted a lot of my life raiding on WoW, makes me wonder who all those people really were. Maybe I used to raid with Ryan Gosling and I just never knew about it.
I would assume they do know who he is. He's been playing for years, right? Surely they are friends on some level?
Yeah, Dan and Phil are quite famous, I'd assume at least one person he talks to could recognize Dan's voice. I found it interesting that Phil referred to them as "internet friends," makes me wonder how much they know about him
6.10 "It's funny because none of the people actually know who I am, they just refer to me as "Gabrial" in-game. So if any of them watch this, they're probably just like, "What the hell? Why didn't he say anything?" Sorry."
Also, I have a weird memory, I'm not sure if I made it up or not, that he told them and they didn't care, haha. Correct me if I'm wrong.
I find it interesting that they are referred to as "internet friends", are they good friends, or are they people Dan bants with? I think it would be interesting if Dan recorded a campaign with all of them for the gaming channel, lol what a dream.
(Speaking from personal experience) GW2 raids can take hours to complete. If he’s got a set group of at least 9 people to play it with, I’m betting that they’ve ended up being more casual/bantery with each other. Or, if he plays with a combo of friends and random pugs, things might stay more game-focused.
Didn’t he used to play with PJ? I wonder if PJ still plays?
Ablissa wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:01 pm
Okay, so, assuming Dan was raiding on GW2 made me think... If he's raiding in an actual guild, using voice chat and all, do you think his guildmates know who he is? 99% sure that they don't, but it's an interesting thought to me for some reason. I have never played GW2, but I wasted a lot of my life raiding on WoW, makes me wonder who all those people really were. Maybe I used to raid with Ryan Gosling and I just never knew about it.
I would assume they do know who he is. He's been playing for years, right? Surely they are friends on some level?
Yeah, Dan and Phil are quite famous, I'd assume at least one person he talks to could recognize Dan's voice. I found it interesting that Phil referred to them as "internet friends," makes me wonder how much they know about him
6.10 "It's funny because none of the people actually know who I am, they just refer to me as "Gabrial" in-game. So if any of them watch this, they're probably just like, "What the hell? Why didn't he say anything?" Sorry."
Also, I have a weird memory, I'm not sure if I made it up or not, that he told them and they didn't care, haha. Correct me if I'm wrong.
I find it interesting that they are referred to as "internet friends", are they good friends, or are they people Dan bants with? I think it would be interesting if Dan recorded a campaign with all of them for the gaming channel, lol what a dream.
I know absolutely nothing about guild wars whatsoever but I do love the job descriptions here. "Dan Howell - is not on fire"
Re: Dan & Phil Part 61: The 2017 Mince Pie Codex
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:08 pm
by Ablissa
Thanks for all your replies! I completely forgot about his GW2 thing I love how much he loves that game.
If GW2 raids are anything like WoW, they take hours like scientia said. I became great friends with the people I played with three nights a week, and if Dan is the same, I would guess they either a) know about his career or b) he doesn't tell them about it (makes something else up?). Do people know what server/character he plays on? If it's known, then I wonder if there are fans trying to get into his guild just to befriend him (probably?).
As far as them being able to tell by his voice - maybe, but not certainly. Depending on what he uses, his voice could sound a bit different from the voice we know from his videos.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 61: The 2017 Mince Pie Codex
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:09 pm
by greenergrass
flarequake wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:59 pm
Too late on the tickets to the thing Joe tweeted about, though, they closed it at 7am today. I've been on Twitter loads lately and follow Joe and Caspar, but still didn't see it, so It was a draw for 75 pairs of tickets so perhaps we'll hear or see something of it.
What's this ticket thing about? Is it something mentioned in the liveshow?
Edit - the 1111 post-count title is "make a wish", that's so cute. I'm not sure the thing it's a reference to is meant to be cute, but to me it is.
I assume this is a reference to how when the time is 11:11 you are supposed to "make a wish" (but obvs I'm not a mod/admin, so I can't confirm). But it's still cute nonetheless.
000dia000 wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:44 pm
I find it interesting that they are referred to as "internet friends", are they good friends, or are they people Dan bants with? I think it would be interesting if Dan recorded a campaign with all of them for the gaming channel, lol what a dream.
I'm not really familiar with guild wars or any games like that. Do you play with the same people for years and have a 'team' of sorts and plan to play at the same time, or do you just randomly go on and play with whoever is online at the same time?
Re: Dan & Phil Part 61: The 2017 Mince Pie Codex
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:13 pm
by Ablissa
whatdoiknow wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:09 pm
I'm not really familiar with guild wars or any games like that. Do you play with the same people for years and have a 'team' of sorts and plan to play at the same time, or do you just randomly go on and play with whoever is online at the same time?
It depends on what you want to do. If you are a "committed" player who wants to play at the highest level, you're likely to play with the same group of people regularly. If you are a casual player, you may have a group of friends to hang out with whenever you want, or you may join up with random people.
I wonder which one Dan is, I'm guessing he's closer to the "committed" type, but probably limited due to, among other things, lack of time?
whatdoiknow wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:09 pm
I'm not really familiar with guild wars or any games like that. Do you play with the same people for years and have a 'team' of sorts and plan to play at the same time, or do you just randomly go on and play with whoever is online at the same time?
It depends on what you want to do. If you are a "committed" player who wants to play at the highest level, you're likely to play with the same group of people regularly. If you are a casual player, you may have a group of friends to hang out with whenever you want, or you may join up with random people.
I wonder which one Dan is, I'm guessing he's closer to the "committed" type, but probably limited due to, among other things, lack of time?
Oh gotcha, that makes sense. Yeah, I feel like dan would be in the 'committed' category, but I also wonder how things like tatinof would have affected this. He wouldn't have been able to play during the tour, so would the rest of the group just go on without him and then he'd be able to catch up with them when he got back? (sorry, I'm really showing my lack of knowledge in online gaming here)
whatdoiknow wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:09 pm
I'm not really familiar with guild wars or any games like that. Do you play with the same people for years and have a 'team' of sorts and plan to play at the same time, or do you just randomly go on and play with whoever is online at the same time?
It depends on what you want to do. If you are a "committed" player who wants to play at the highest level, you're likely to play with the same group of people regularly. If you are a casual player, you may have a group of friends to hang out with whenever you want, or you may join up with random people.
I wonder which one Dan is, I'm guessing he's closer to the "committed" type, but probably limited due to, among other things, lack of time?
Dan is definitely a very dedicated player, he's been obsessed with Guild Wars for years and spends HOURS on it if real life allows him. He had a shrine dedicated to the game in his old room, it's a big thing for him. His escape from reality I guess.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 61: The 2017 Mince Pie Codex
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:56 am
by fancybum
Dan and Misc Watch 2017 I BIT OFF MY DENTISTS FINGERS (Nov 30, 2017)
Prompted Dan Mention
2:05 (Dan talking noises) “That was Dan in the background; he’s having a chat with some internet friends, playing a game.”
-meanwhile Dan is telling his internet friends that that’s Phil in the background having a chat with his internet walletsfriendswallets friends
Unprompted Dan Mention
24:00 “Dan did an ISG, which was tres entertaining, if you want to watch him give a bit of advice. He used the green tea that we got in Madrid, on that fun Dan, Anthony, and Phil green tea adventure that we went on instead of flamenco dancing”
24:47 “Also, speaking of Dan, he’s doing a fun talk thing at something called UK On Stage, it’s a YT event, and he’s going to be doing a little 5-10 min speech/chat”
25:30 “Just thought I’d let you know, if you’re in the area and wanna go see Danny do a little talk”
Neutral Dan Mention
9:50 (chat) You both got rat tattoos in pinof
“Ohhhh! ‘Cause I got a tattoo of Dan and he’s a rat”
10:20 “Yeah, I did do a bottle flip with ribena off my ass, that was probably a mistake to put on the internet forever”
10:50 “Phil is not on fire is on AmazingPhil. Number 9. You could watch the whole series if you want.. to.. give yourself a headache (laughs). Watching all 9 in a row might be a bit hard.”
-pfft what does he take us for, filthy casuals?
11:07 (chat) bloopers
“Yes, there will be bloopers. And they may be released to you by Danta Claus”
11:36 “If you’re subscribed to DanAndPhilGAMES—if you’re not, what you doing, go do it now—because we are going to be doing a video every day leading up to Dec 24”
11:50 “I’m gonna put a little disclaimer: probably. We’re gonna try our best, but we are human and things happen, like broken noses and broken computers. So we’re gonna try, but I don’t want it to become a thing where if we don’t do it, it’s like ‘YOU FAILED’ because the disclaimer is: most. Most days.”
-Dan vs Phil: Laptop Fight TO THE DEATH
13:10 “The Melbourne tickets have been released as well on danandphiltour.com. So, wherever you are, hopefully we’ll be doing a tour date nearby; it would be good to come hang out with you”
-
18:30 “If anyone got a Dan and Phil advent calendar, tomorrow is the day where you open the first one and you get to see the terrible drawing that either Dan or me drew. I think they’re colour-coded, so I think the red ones might be Dan and the green ones are Phil? It says on the back of the calendar.”
23:37 “If you watched the last gaming stream, Dan made me tell a story, which I’m not proud of, and it was very traumatizing, that’s on DAPG”
30:30 (chat) are you excited for gamingmas?
“Yeah! So, DanAndPhilGAMES, make sure you subscribe, make sure you ding the bell, and then you’ll have a plethora of gaming videos over this month to keep you entertained in these dark winter nights.”
Miscellaneous
2:45 “I went to the dentist today, which is a bummer.”
2:55 “[There was a skylight] above the dentist’s chair, so you’re all strapped in—well they don’t really strap you in-”
-only if you’re Dan and you request it
“-and I was looking up at the window above me, and I just saw these pitter-patterings of snow on the glass and I bit down onto his finger”
3:30 “So I had a very embarrassing/almost-cannibal encounter with the dentist. Hopefully I’ll be allowed back.”
3:55 “The hygienist, though, I don’t know why they are such torture-lovers. It hurt so much, and I’ve been a good lad with my brushing and my flossing. I've been flossing 3 times a week, I’ve been brushing with an electric toothbrush for two whole minutes twice a day. But still, go to the hygienist where they’ve got like the scrape-y death tools, and I’m gripping onto the chair, gritting my teeth, my eyes are shut, and I can’t imagine anything hurting more.”
-we’re currently listening to Phil dirty-dentist-talk to Dan across the room with us as a go-between and I don’t know how to feel about it
5:50 “How does that even fit in that hole?”
7:05 “[Me getting braces] was optional, though. And I’m like, if there’s ever an option, I’m gonna go with the easy option. If they said ‘you have to get braces’, I’d do it. But he was like ‘I mean, you could, you don’t need to. You might need to one day.’”
7:50 Wisdom teeth update! “They’re impacted”
8:35 “I’m aware of them, like I always feel like there’s a bit of pressure in my jaw, but it’s not bad enough to actually have surgery, so I guess I’ll leave it”
8:32 (chat) I don’t have any wisdom teeth
“You mustn’t be very wise then”
-savage
13:25 “My granddad’s birthday happened, 90 years old, nice one. That’s good news for me, because that means my genetics might have the ability to get to 90 years old. I’m very happy about that, so keep trooping on granddad. He’s my final grandparent, so I’m hoping we’re going to keep him on this earth for at least another 20 years.”
16:15 “Seriously, a cup of tea, just nibble on [a mince pie]… it’s like your entire body has just been filled with Christmas. It’s all over you.”
-…I need an adult
29:44 “sad phannies”
-is hearing that come out of his mouth hilarious for you Brits? I bet it’s great
30:58 “I’m not doing a liveshow next week because I’m hanging out with some buds”
One after that will be the last ls of 2017
Phinal Tally: said ‘Dan’ times ~14/32 mins = 0.43 per min
gamingmas eve gamingmas eve gamingmas eve gamingmas eve
Re: Dan & Phil Part 61: The 2017 Mince Pie Codex
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:17 am
by greenergrass
fancybum wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:56 am
2:55 “[There was a skylight] above the dentist’s chair, so you’re all strapped in—well they don’t really strap you in-”
-only if you’re Dan and you request it
3:55 “The hygienist, though, I don’t know why they are such torture-lovers. It hurt so much, and I’ve been a good lad with my brushing and my flossing. I've been flossing 3 times a week, I’ve been brushing with an electric toothbrush for two whole minutes twice a day. But still, go to the hygienist where they’ve got like the scrape-y death tools, and I’m gripping onto the chair, gritting my teeth, my eyes are shut, and I can’t imagine anything hurting more.”
-we’re currently listening to Phil dirty-dentist-talk to Dan across the room with us as a go-between and I don’t know how to feel about it
He's just practicing for when Dan finally makes his dentist-kink youtube video and Phil gets cast in the role of dentist.
or just 'personal' video, you know, potatoe, pottatoe
5:50 “How does that even fit in that hole?”
Do you think phil has a game with himself of how many innuendos he can fit into his livestream? lol it was filled with them last week as well
16:15 “Seriously, a cup of tea, just nibble on [a mince pie]… it’s like your entire body has just been filled with Christmas. It’s all over you.”
-…I need an adult
...
Also, just wanted to say, I've been lurking here for ages and I always look forward to your (and alittledizzy's as well) timestamps. They are always both a good summary of the liveshows, and hilarious. Thanks for all the work you put into them, it's definitely worth it!
Edit - the 1111 post-count title is "make a wish", that's so cute. I'm not sure the thing it's a reference to is meant to be cute, but to me it is.
I assume this is a reference to how when the time is 11:11 you are supposed to "make a wish" (but obvs I'm not a mod/admin, so I can't confirm). But it's still cute nonetheless.
It’s in response to the liveshow where Dan was like “Fricken- there were 11111 people in the chat and the number was like this” and Phil said “Make a wish, make a wish” at which Dan proceeded to eye-fuck phil for 5 seconds.
cute livestream! really hope they play the stanley parable if phil has it downloaded bc i swear i’ve been asking for it since last year
Edit - the 1111 post-count title is "make a wish", that's so cute. I'm not sure the thing it's a reference to is meant to be cute, but to me it is.
I assume this is a reference to how when the time is 11:11 you are supposed to "make a wish" (but obvs I'm not a mod/admin, so I can't confirm). But it's still cute nonetheless.
It’s in response to the liveshow where Dan was like “Fricken- there were 11111 people in the chat and the number was like this” and Phil said “Make a wish, make a wish” at which Dan proceeded to eye-fuck phil for 5 seconds.
Ooh thanks for letting me know! I'd never seen that moment before. Just searched on youtube for it and found it - what the hell was Dan doing? haha
Re: Dan & Phil Part 61: The 2017 Mince Pie Codex
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:45 am
by snokoplasmic
happy december everybody, i'm SO excited for gamingmas to start
but way too short
It was a draw for 75 pairs of tickets so perhaps we'll hear or see something of it.
I have never played GW2, but I wasted a lot of my life raiding on WoW, makes me wonder who all those people really were. Maybe I used to raid with Ryan Gosling and I just never knew about it. 
I love how much he loves that game.
Dan and Misc Watch 2017 
Phinal Tally: said ‘Dan’ times 
