Dan & Phil Part 1: The Mods are NOT EXEMPT FROM ANY RULES

[alittledizzy]

OKAY DON'T MAKE ME STARTED ON THAT, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT DEPPY PLAYING THESE GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT THEIR CHOICES IN THERE.
I think they would go paragon. Both of them. Maybe Dan would make second pt as renegade. Dan would TOTALLY romance Zevran and Kaidan? And also maybe angsty Jack or Liara/Tali? Phil would probs go for Leliana and Tali. Together they would probably go either love triangle or maybe Morrigan? Hard to say... In ME, together they would go for Liara or Tali imo... They wouldn't probably make Ali king, but eh, who knows? Also I still cannot decide what instagram filter they would go at the end on ME 3 and who would they choose on Virmire... omg why, now I'm gonna think about this for another week... Someone pls discuss this with me. And I apologise that I'm only counting DAO, haven't finished the other two yet xD
Deppy, please pay these or tell us, I'm dying for closure on these thoughts. And I want something to analyse the crap out of. Ehm.

[offtopic]YES to all of this. In general, I just love hearing about other people's choices on Bioware games because I think it does reveal a lot about them as person.
I second Dan wanting to romance Zevran in Dragon Age Origins, I honestly would pay to see him blushing at Zevran's flirting, and I think Phil would be into Morrigan for some reason (maybe because she's a dark-haired, sarcastic, abrasive character? haha.) I also wonder if they would harden Alistair or not, and what beginning/race they would go for.[/offtopic]

did someone say allude to claudia black

I dunno, Phil stanned Buffy over Faith, he might be more a Leliana fan.

[Kurapika]

I still want room escape games. I made myself sad for having the idea, knowing they'll never do it.

I hate DAPG talk, I just get disappointed in what we could have.

[missemma]

you wish . i may miss one of my 3's but i am still the same person. dont worry

You're not missing that extra 3 anymore

glad you decided to post, jaej333 was sorely missed :mrgreen:

[kooshka]

My dream is to have a twitch livestream of the boys playing some longer game (preferably something with multiple choice stuff because that's what I always want for them to play and they couldn't edit out their choice-making progress). Some Youtubers have done stuff like that for charity events so if there's no other reason to do that, here's a suggestion on how to do good.

[PolarFox]

OKAY DON'T MAKE ME STARTED ON THAT, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT DEPPY PLAYING THESE GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT THEIR CHOICES IN THERE.
I think they would go paragon. Both of them. Maybe Dan would make second pt as renegade. Dan would TOTALLY romance Zevran and Kaidan? And also maybe angsty Jack or Liara/Tali? Phil would probs go for Leliana and Tali. Together they would probably go either love triangle or maybe Morrigan? Hard to say... In ME, together they would go for Liara or Tali imo... They wouldn't probably make Ali king, but eh, who knows? Also I still cannot decide what instagram filter they would go at the end on ME 3 and who would they choose on Virmire... omg why, now I'm gonna think about this for another week... Someone pls discuss this with me. And I apologise that I'm only counting DAO, haven't finished the other two yet xD
Deppy, please pay these or tell us, I'm dying for closure on these thoughts. And I want something to analyse the crap out of. Ehm.

[offtopic]YES to all of this. In general, I just love hearing about other people's choices on Bioware games because I think it does reveal a lot about them as person.

+ I think the idea of twitch streams sounds amazing
I second Dan wanting to romance Zevran in Dragon Age Origins, I honestly would pay to see him blushing at Zevran's flirting, and I think Phil would be into Morrigan for some reason (maybe because she's a dark-haired, sarcastic, abrasive character? haha.) I also wonder if they would harden Alistair or not, and what beginning/race they would go for.[/offtopic]

did someone say allude to claudia black

I dunno, Phil stanned Buffy over Faith, he might be more a Leliana fan.

Same about the choices! I love to discuss these with people so much... I think this would even make elaborate thread tbh...
And I think human - for all I know from my GW2 playings, Dan's main is a human... but heh, maybs they would go for different race... Now I wonder about class/backround in both DA and ME... Again, Dan's main is mesmer I think? Let the off topic discussion begin!
And yeah, I'm Lelianamancer and I think Phil would love her. I just wonder if they would harden her... hmmm...

[somelikeitpink]

OKAY DON'T MAKE ME STARTED ON THAT, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT DEPPY PLAYING THESE GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT THEIR CHOICES IN THERE.
I think they would go paragon. Both of them. Maybe Dan would make second pt as renegade. Dan would TOTALLY romance Zevran and Kaidan? And also maybe angsty Jack or Liara/Tali? Phil would probs go for Leliana and Tali. Together they would probably go either love triangle or maybe Morrigan? Hard to say... In ME, together they would go for Liara or Tali imo... They wouldn't probably make Ali king, but eh, who knows? Also I still cannot decide what instagram filter they would go at the end on ME 3 and who would they choose on Virmire... omg why, now I'm gonna think about this for another week... Someone pls discuss this with me. And I apologise that I'm only counting DAO, haven't finished the other two yet xD
Deppy, please pay these or tell us, I'm dying for closure on these thoughts. And I want something to analyse the crap out of. Ehm.

[offtopic]YES to all of this. In general, I just love hearing about other people's choices on Bioware games because I think it does reveal a lot about them as person.

+ I think the idea of twitch streams sounds amazing
I second Dan wanting to romance Zevran in Dragon Age Origins, I honestly would pay to see him blushing at Zevran's flirting, and I think Phil would be into Morrigan for some reason (maybe because she's a dark-haired, sarcastic, abrasive character? haha.) I also wonder if they would harden Alistair or not, and what beginning/race they would go for.[/offtopic]

did someone say allude to claudia black

I dunno, Phil stanned Buffy over Faith, he might be more a Leliana fan.

Same about the choices! I love to discuss these with people so much... I think this would even make elaborate thread tbh...
And I think human - for all I know from my GW2 playings, Dan's main is a human... but heh, maybs they would go for different race... Now I wonder about class/backround in both DA and ME... Again, Dan's main is mesmer I think? Let the off topic discussion begin!
And yeah, I'm Lelianamancer and I think Phil would love her. I just wonder if they would harden her... hmmm...

I'm not 100 percent sure anymore but isn't dan's main a sylvari? gotta rewatch that docu..

[DryCereal]

This is just making me want to go play DA:O again. Never played 2. But I have sooooooooo many games to play already you guiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssse!! :S

[Anonymousse]

Okay Collab with Zoe, meh, only if she spanks Dan or something. She might actually have more chemistry with Phil.

I would watch Kalel spank Dan

That is oddly specific, care to tell us why?

Spank Dan for being naughty and not going vegan?

[DryCereal]

Okay Collab with Zoe, meh, only if she spanks Dan or something. She might actually have more chemistry with Phil.

I would watch Kalel spank Dan

That is oddly specific, care to tell us why?

Spank Dan for being naughty and not going vegan?

Only with much use of the mute. Can you imagine?!?!!

[Kathrynxjane]

This place is moving so quickly. Can't leave for two seconds or you will be behind.

There are literally Buffy video games.



Just saying, Phil.

Ugh I totally remember that game. It was really terrible but amazing at the same time. Me and my sister used to play it and it was really hard.

I would love D & P to have a series where they would play old school games that they used to play when they were kids/teenagers. That would be great. keep dreaming Kathryn

I want them to start another series before the tour though. Until Dawn would be great and so would Life is Strange. They could upload one every week along with Undertale and we would have constant uploads.

Can't believe GG is still down. What a trainwreck!

[PolarFox]

OKAY DON'T MAKE ME STARTED ON THAT, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT DEPPY PLAYING THESE GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT THEIR CHOICES IN THERE.
I think they would go paragon. Both of them. Maybe Dan would make second pt as renegade. Dan would TOTALLY romance Zevran and Kaidan? And also maybe angsty Jack or Liara/Tali? Phil would probs go for Leliana and Tali. Together they would probably go either love triangle or maybe Morrigan? Hard to say... In ME, together they would go for Liara or Tali imo... They wouldn't probably make Ali king, but eh, who knows? Also I still cannot decide what instagram filter they would go at the end on ME 3 and who would they choose on Virmire... omg why, now I'm gonna think about this for another week... Someone pls discuss this with me. And I apologise that I'm only counting DAO, haven't finished the other two yet xD
Deppy, please pay these or tell us, I'm dying for closure on these thoughts. And I want something to analyse the crap out of. Ehm.

[offtopic]YES to all of this. In general, I just love hearing about other people's choices on Bioware games because I think it does reveal a lot about them as person.

+ I think the idea of twitch streams sounds amazing
I second Dan wanting to romance Zevran in Dragon Age Origins, I honestly would pay to see him blushing at Zevran's flirting, and I think Phil would be into Morrigan for some reason (maybe because she's a dark-haired, sarcastic, abrasive character? haha.) I also wonder if they would harden Alistair or not, and what beginning/race they would go for.[/offtopic]

did someone say allude to claudia black

I dunno, Phil stanned Buffy over Faith, he might be more a Leliana fan.

Same about the choices! I love to discuss these with people so much... I think this would even make elaborate thread tbh...
And I think human - for all I know from my GW2 playings, Dan's main is a human... but heh, maybs they would go for different race... Now I wonder about class/backround in both DA and ME... Again, Dan's main is mesmer I think? Let the off topic discussion begin!
And yeah, I'm Lelianamancer and I think Phil would love her. I just wonder if they would harden her... hmmm...

I'm not 100 percent sure anymore but isn't dan's main a sylvari? gotta rewatch that docu..

Nope, 100% sure it's human. And I think I have seen him once ingame for like a second (if it was him, idk). There are few screens of his character, even on his twitter. (Might be norn as well, not sure about that tho)
Dammit, now I want to go play some GW2.

[danphil333]

Omg danphil333, best intro ever. Yay welcome! edit: you speak french?? me too! Not great with the writing in french (my grammar is the. worst.), but I understand it fluently! just fyi..

I was having serous GG drawbacks found this while going through the comments, good I did that. I'm so glad that w started a separate forum and that Jhamba is among us once more [..] I did watch some old deleted Phil vids for his anniversary and fell in love again. I want him to do a video just for 10 years.....we are still waiting Phil!

Jhambra is dead Long live Jhamba

And yeah I was hoping for even just a little montage of him through the years or something? Maybe he figured the fans were doing enough of that for him though. He's a pretty sentimental guy right? I'm surprised he didn't do anything at all.

not really, i had three years of french in school but i learnt absolutely nothing. i also had almost 7 years of english and didnt remember much either.. . I think the first time i tried to write sth in english in over a decade was when i send a pm last year to our fave GIS cause i was curious about her insider info
it might sound lame but i really wanted a montage video from phil for his 10 years. It would make a really nice video and its interesting to see how much things have changed since 2006. He could even include some footage from his old deleted videos.
The trailer for his channel is a really nice, well made video. He could make something like that but on a bigger scale. It would be amazing but i am sure that kind of thing requires too much time

You're not missing that extra 3 anymore

glad you decided to post, jaej333 was sorely missed :mrgreen:

thank you missemma

[swofro]

i found this place the day it was created (because i am a professional stalker/lurker) but i started feeling extremely self-consious again about my english. It took me more than a year to post on gg maybe i need another year lurking here?? who knows?? i can always just post screenshots...or maybe dan will annoy me so much one day that i will come here like: "GSHBGFHFGHFJJOFHRHZRJD"
Happy to see some of the old posters back and a big thanks to the people that made this forum. I had forgotten how fast a page can load.

I was missing the love feast between jaej and danphil33 so was trying to find ways to invite danphil33; I found @danphil33 and Thank God I checked before I sent the person a tweet Definitely wrong person

I thought it was danphil333. Hahaha

No wonder

you jinxed it. i screwed up while registering. Then i needed a new username and i had a big dilemma. Ditch the "dan" part or one of the 3's. Dan seemed more important. I am officially a French elderly mαn. such diversity in this fandom

Maybe she never existed, maybe she is just our imagination...

danphil333 was probably a figment of our imagination.

you wish . i may miss one of my 3's but i am still the same person. dont worry

do i have to keep it on topic?? i loved the gaming video. phil as always was
Zoe+Dan is a big nono. I dont think they can work well together. He is always too awkward in his collabs(even with tyler, the only exception is louise) Can you imagine dan doing a haul or sth. He would lose any self-respect
i think phil said that the videos with hazel were coming in the beginning of april. She uploads on Fridays-Saturdays i think. Maybe this week? But then he will have two collabs in a row on his channel and he said there would be other videos in between.And Later on april the louise collabs.
dont listen to me, i am not here, i dont speak england

I really wanna play it cool but fuck it, I'm so glad you are back! I thought you were lost with no direction where the old nose pervert community went. Lol. Yeah, just that.

But really, the tyler collab is awkward? Maybe I need to watch it again.

Also, side note, don't be ashamed of your English because God knows how many mistakes I've made only in this post. i dont think you can start a line with the word also

[Winterbury]

I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE GOD BLESS
[confession before I get started here: I have played the DA trilogy but am currently playing the ME trilogy for the first time, so I don't know that much about ME yet]

Nothing would make me happier then seeing them play Bioware games, as I am Bioware trash (particularly Dragon Age Origins.) But for the reasons stated above, I feel like it might not happen. I feel sad about the fact that might hold back on certain choices or romance options because of what people might think. For instance, I can definitely see them wanting to romance Anders or Fenris instead of the duller female options in Dragon Age 2.

Holy crap, Dan would SO have the hots for Fenris (who could blame him tho). But I'd also love to see them go after Anders just to get their fragile hearts broken in the end. I really like Merrill and Isabella as characters but you're right, from what I've seen the DA2 dude romances are a bit more exciting. well, maybe not Sebastian lol Would they dare to romance a dude tho? I mean they can't even bring themselves to let their "son" go after a male, let alone a character that actually represents them. But I won't stop dreaming.

[offtopic]OKAY DON'T MAKE ME STARTED ON THAT, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT DEPPY PLAYING THESE GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT THEIR CHOICES IN THERE.
I think they would go paragon. Both of them. Maybe Dan would make second pt as renegade. Dan would TOTALLY romance Zevran and Kaidan? And also maybe angsty Jack or Liara/Tali? Phil would probs go for Leliana and Tali. Together they would probably go either love triangle or maybe Morrigan? Hard to say... In ME, together they would go for Liara or Tali imo... They wouldn't probably make Ali king, but eh, who knows? Also I still cannot decide what instagram filter they would go at the end on ME 3 and who would they choose on Virmire... omg why, now I'm gonna think about this for another week... Someone pls discuss this with me. And I apologise that I'm only counting DAO, haven't finished the other two yet xD
Deppy, please pay these or tell us, I'm dying for closure on these thoughts. And I want something to analyse the crap out of. Ehm.[/offtopic]

Yeah, they really seem like Paragon players but I could actually see Phil having a hidden Renegade side, lol.
As for Dan, I think he'd thirst after Kaidan in ME1 but romance Liara and/or Jack in ME2 and eventually end up with his space boyfriend in ME3.
In DA, he'd definitely romance Zevran (tho I could also, maybe see him with Morrigan). As I said, I'm 100% convinced Dan would be a hardcore Fenrismancer in DA2. DA:I is a bit more difficult.
I wouldn't put it past him to create a female character just to romance Cullen lmao. If he plays as male, things get a lot more complicated. I could definitely see him with Dorian but I'm sure he'd like Cassandra, too.
Oorr maybe he'd want to ride the bull? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We'll never find out.

Phil's a lot more difficult because he, as we've established in the past, isn't as vocal about who he's attracted to.
I definitely agree with Phil going after Liliana and Tali (maybe even Liara).
In DA2, I could actually see him with all of the romance options, tho I'm gonna narrow it down to Merrill and Anders with a slight preference for Merrill. She just really seems like his type and pro-Fenris Dan would probably tell him to stay tf away from both his elven boyfriend and Anders. (ooor he'd be the one to convince Phil to romance Anders just to see his world crash and burn. The possibilities are endless.)
As for Inquisition, I can see him with both Cassandra and Josie. They're both imo absolutely adorable and there are more than enough reason to fall in love with either of them.

But if there's one thing I'm sure of, it's that they'd both make Alistair king. I mean come on. Come on. How could u not.

OhMyGoodHolySocks can you even IMAGINE how FREAKING LONG IT WOULD TAKE THEM TO COMPLETE EVEN ONE OF THOSE GAMES?!?!!!!
Imagine the almighty argument over Virmire in ME1 though.

(For me: Always send Ash with the Salarians, all problems solved. )

lmao it would literally take them years.
As for Virmire:

Dan: Listen Phil we're gonna dump Ashley's racist ass RIGHT NOW.
Phil: NOOO Dan I like Ashley let them have Kaidan and he always dies anyway!!
[repeat for another 20 minutes]

did someone say allude to claudia black

I dunno, Phil stanned Buffy over Faith, he might be more a Leliana fan.

Same about the choices! I love to discuss these with people so much... I think this would even make elaborate thread tbh...
And I think human - for all I know from my GW2 playings, Dan's main is a human... but heh, maybs they would go for different race... Now I wonder about class/backround in both DA and ME... Again, Dan's main is mesmer I think? Let the off topic discussion begin!
And yeah, I'm Lelianamancer and I think Phil would love her. I just wonder if they would harden her... hmmm...

Haha, they'd probably harden her on accident and then freak out.
As for their backgrounds, I'm really not sure what they'd choose in ME but for some reason, I can perfectly imagine Dan loving the elf Origins and Phil the dwarf ones. But si I have no idea how people pick their race (I mostly do it based on how relevant they are to the story +/- some aesthetic preferences, e.g. I chose human for my first Origins and Elf for my first Inquisition playthrough), this is just a wild guess.

[somelikeitpink]

I'm not 100 percent sure anymore but isn't dan's main a sylvari? gotta rewatch that docu..

Nope, 100% sure it's human. And I think I have seen him once ingame for like a second (if it was him, idk). There are few screens of his character, even on his twitter. (Might be norn as well, not sure about that tho)
Dammit, now I want to go play some GW2.

I stand corrected. Yup. Switched that up with his desktop background. Now just gotta go and analyse that.

[kay]

His hair is great in the entirety of this video, but it looks amazing at the end, around 3:36

I had honestly forgotten how funny this video was until I just watched it back now. This is the kind of dinof that I really miss, he is genuinely so funny when he is doing sketches like that! "get in the bunker, i've got crumpets".

I miss this style dinof so much. *looks to the sky, wind softly blowing* will he ever return

It doesn't make sense that his thighs would be photoshopped, why not just pull the censor box down further? Even if he was doing it to be cheeky and risque I feel like it'd be waaay more work to photoshop and animate a couple of tiny slivers of thigh for a small payoff of showing some more skin.

Although I never really noticed the little shimmy he does until re-watching it just now

[ambery]

Okay Collab with Zoe, meh, only if she spanks Dan or something. She might actually have more chemistry with Phil.

I would watch Kalel spank Dan

That is oddly specific, care to tell us why?

Spank Dan for being naughty and not going vegan?

I believe in Dalel, this is my otp, nothing compares to it..
not specificly that..i'm ok with just vlogging hm.. ~domestic~
lol

[somelikeitpink]

Now my question is.. if his.. uhm... privates.. are big... and he's not wearing underwear.. wouldn't we see something hanging? I meant... that censor box only covers so much.

[danphil333]

I really wanna play it cool but fuck it, I'm so glad you are back! I thought you were lost with no direction where the old nose pervert community went. Lol. Yeah, just that.

But really, the tyler collab is awkward? Maybe I need to watch it again.

Also, side note, don't be ashamed of your English because God knows how many mistakes I've made only in this post. i dont think you can start a line with the word also

thanks

maybe awkward is not the right word. I like dan with Louise because he seems comfortable around her.Its obvious they have fun together. With tyler i think he tries too much to be funny and to be liked by tyler

and i am still posting...yeah i didnt need another year of lurking after all

[Kurapika]

Now my question is.. if his.. uhm... privates.. are big... and he's not wearing underwear.. wouldn't we see something hanging? I meant... that censor box only covers so much.

That's because it's not big.

[swofro]

I still want room escape games. I made myself sad for having the idea, knowing they'll never do it.

I hate DAPG talk, I just get disappointed in what we could have.

Room escape game is a good idea, but if it's a flash game, it's not a good idea. I need to confess something. There was a week last year when I feel very down and I spend time playing lots of escape room flash game I can find on the internet. And truth be told, they are not that entertaining and I can't imagine how the bants can help the vid survive tho.

I wish they can play some super old games like megaman or street fighter because why not. Sigh.

[DryCereal]

I thought the only person who shipped Dalel was Kalel... No. Bad me. No shaming!!

OhMyGoodHolySocks can you even IMAGINE how FREAKING LONG IT WOULD TAKE THEM TO COMPLETE EVEN ONE OF THOSE GAMES?!?!!!!
Imagine the almighty argument over Virmire in ME1 though.

(For me: Always send Ash with the Salarians, all problems solved. )

lmao it would literally take them years.
As for Virmire:

Dan: Listen Phil we're gonna dump Ashley's racist ass RIGHT NOW.
Phil: NOOO Dan I like Ashley let them have Kaidan and he always dies anyway!!
[repeat for another 20 minutes]

...and I'd be perfectly happy watching the entire thing unedited.

[oqua]

Hi pham.

I'm on vacation and waaaay behind on everything - no idea what's going on in D&P Land and I haven't read anything here past the first couple of pages. But I just had to take the opportunity and use my free hour of crappy shopping mall wifi now so I could log in and say how PROUD I am to see this place up and running so quickly (and bustling)! Y'all are great *sheds tear* 100% my people.

Strangely excited at the prospect of recreating the FAQ and make it hella much better.
(Perhaps there should be one FAQ thread with actual frequently asked questions, and one thread for archiving type stuff...?
I feel like the old FAQ turned into mostly archiving, which maybe isn't that great for new people genuinely looking for a FAQ.)

And hey can we please appreciate the fact that I had to google picture search "felucca guru gossip" to find my avatar? Don't think I'll be returning there tbh, after seeing this place.

Felucca, I'm also irrationally excited about the FAQ.
and I second the idea of having one thread for legit questions and one for reference/archiving.
Maybe there could be lists too, like "times Phil was psychic," "times Dan denied physically maturing," "times D+P have lied about dumb little things," "joint gifts D+P have given," etc.

[SquishPhan]

Although I never really noticed the little shimmy he does until re-watching it just now

OMG I had never noticed it before either. This is pure gold, and I am just going to save this to my computer for reasons...

[Kurapika]

I still want room escape games. I made myself sad for having the idea, knowing they'll never do it.

I hate DAPG talk, I just get disappointed in what we could have.

Room escape game is a good idea, but if it's a flash game, it's not a good idea. I need to confess something. There was a week last year when I feel very down and I spend time playing lots of escape room flash game I can find on the internet. And truth be told, they are not that entertaining and I can't imagine how the bants can help the vid survive tho.

I wish they can play some super old games like megaman or street fighter because why not. Sigh.

They play so many shit games in DAPG that at this point I just don't care (that's a lie. yes i do care)

I've played a lot of them as well
But listen, I gave the idea because I watch a Brazilian youtube couple with a gaming channel, they're married (and straight) and smart and I love watching them, but anyways, they played a series of a room escape game, it was one which has a story (it was called Cube Escape: Seasons iirc), and it was great. They had 4 videos, and kept it entertaining with their bants. I think it's the kind of think D&P would be good at.