I'm sad that no one else can understand what's being said, but I"m glad I'm not alone
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 4:39 pm
by Vanderlyle
nephilimcat wrote:
somethingsketchy wrote:Mark's supercollab is here!
Wow, this was underwhelming Maybe it's because I neither watch Mark and Jack nor most of the other YouTubers, but it just seemed like a bunch of YouTubers unnecessarily popping up during a "fight" that could have made an epic video. I didn't even watch it until the end because the sound was so bad and I didn't understand enough. Who knows, maybe it actually is good when you know what everyone is saying ...
i think they were supposed to be in some alternate "dark side" universe and all these other"dark side" youtubers kept popping up and interrupting them. however, much of that is totally lost in the way it was executed. it could have been such a great concept as well - there should have been more of an introduction or something.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 4:44 pm
by snokoplasmic
[offtopic]ahh it's been five days since a gaming vid, someone pls find deppy's address and force them to upload[/offtopic]
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 5:20 pm
by howadorableright
snokoplasmic wrote:[offtopic]ahh it's been five days since a gaming vid, someone pls find deppy's address and force them to upload[/offtopic]
i have a feeling that they're going to postpone uploading because of tomska's sketch, which really bums me out it's so weird to think that just this time last year it was the norm for them to upload this infrequently (or frequently, depending which way you look at it), even they were still in the middle of the tour.
im hoping for a dream daddy video but that seems like it's a long way off, hopefully a golf with friends will be uploaded soon too
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 5:22 pm
by flarequake
I love Mark's video and I barely watch any of the others either. I follow Jack and Mark on Tumblr, though, so I've seen fan art and a few other posts about these dark sides. I've only seen one or two videos with the main characters, but that feels like enough to get what they're about. It's really fun to have all these other dark sides coming in trying to vanquish them, I'd be intrigued for them to be developed more (I'm easily inspired to write or draw something of my own, but by gods I've been trying to hold off writing real-person fic. At least this would be of fictional personas). I loved the editing especially how the grey and red looks on Mark.
If I was more critical, there could be more to it, Brizzy and Phil's personas are pretty cute and we know Phil could be way darker, and the ending comes from a cute left field. The sound effect at the end is kinda gross, though that's the point of it, it's really the most horrifying part for all the evil the whole thing's trying to be (having said that, Dan's bit was spooky).
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 5:38 pm
by Susanisnotafish
I think it's funny how Dan's bit was on green screen but the background ended up being his old room. Two things: I don't know whether the background was Dan's idea or Mark's, but I like to think there was really no reason for Dan to shoot at Vidcon when he could have done it at home, but he just wanted to be with Phil while he shot his (and I like to think he was too possessive to let Phil go alone).
Also, if Dan didn't want to show his new room so much that they used his old room in the Markiplier video, then why did he do his ls from there unless all the theorizing on here is true.
One other thing I haven't seen mentioned yet is that DAPGO is nominated for book of the year at SITC. Guess if they win they'll have something prerecorded like for TABINOF. How is the winner chosen?
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 5:40 pm
by Sakura Selfie
For anyone who wants to watch marks video and are worried they won't understand there are English subtitles available, not sure about any other languages sorry.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 5:44 pm
by leaveimreading
snokoplasmic wrote:[offtopic]ahh it's been five days since a gaming vid, someone pls find deppy's address and force them to upload[/offtopic]
Hopefully we'll get one within the next 3 hours. Tomorrow, at least. If Phil was editing one on Tuesday, surely it's finished by now?
I hope Phil's uncertainty was just a slight delay in them playing Dream Daddy and not a complete no. I really don't want this game to make it into the pile of games they won't play even though there's so much hype (see Life is Strange).
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:07 pm
by queerofcups
leaveimreading wrote:
I hope Phil's uncertainty was just a slight delay in them playing Dream Daddy and not a complete no. I really don't want this game to make it into the pile of games they won't play even though there's so much hype (see Life is Strange).
now that i've actually played the game and watched markiplier play...i'm not sure it'd actually be that interesting? (which obviously hasn't stopped them before...), like the amount of gameplay time and space to bant isn't all that much? And I don't know if I want 4 or 5 episodes of the same lolol you said daddy jokes.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:31 pm
by howadorableright
leaveimreading wrote:
i'm not sure it'd actually be that interesting? (which obviously hasn't stopped them before...)
shit that roast
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:33 pm
by DatCog
New Tomska
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:38 pm
by howadorableright
DatCog wrote:New Tomska
i wasnt a huge fan of that sketch, the jokes just seemed cliche or overused
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:42 pm
by DatCog
I laughed a couple of times but it wasn't as good as I hoped it would be. Dan's bits were better than Tom's -
I liked it when he said he'd reached the limit of his quota of social interaction and put the box on his head and when he threw the gun at the alien!
I love him in that shirt but wish it wasn't quite as long
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:43 pm
by Vanderlyle
mesmericphilip wrote:
DatCog wrote:New Tomska
i wasnt a huge fan of that sketch, the jokes just seemed cliche or overused
there was a small part of me, when dan pulled off the box and had two guns, that was so. ready. for dan to go full action hero
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:44 pm
by malday
It wasn't a spon video, but produced by their management ?
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:44 pm
by howadorableright
DatCog wrote: I love him in that shirt but wish it wasn't quite as long
i agree, it makes it look like he has short baby legs
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:46 pm
by pilotlight
I liked it, it made me laugh a few times. Was wondering how the alien bit was going to get introduced, wasn't quite expecting that. I agree that the jokes were kind of cliche but I still liked Tom and Dan's delivery.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:49 pm
by phanieldann
DatCog wrote:New Tomska
I personally love Tom's style of comedy, although I understand its not for everyone, but I found this to be not as good as I was expecting, it feels like a full idea on its own with Dan just put in as an after thought. Idk. I still liked it, just not as much as Rejects!
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:50 pm
by woottootfruitboot
queerofcups wrote:
leaveimreading wrote:
I hope Phil's uncertainty was just a slight delay in them playing Dream Daddy and not a complete no. I really don't want this game to make it into the pile of games they won't play even though there's so much hype (see Life is Strange).
now that i've actually played the game and watched markiplier play...i'm not sure it'd actually be that interesting? (which obviously hasn't stopped them before...), like the amount of gameplay time and space to bant isn't all that much? And I don't know if I want 4 or 5 episodes of the same lolol you said daddy jokes.
Yeah I sorta agree with you here. The main reason I still want them to play is to see what daddy they create lol. I've been watching jacksepticeye's playthrough and the game really isn't that interesting (too much talking for me). I hope that if Dan and Phil do play it, that they'll either make it a live stream or skip past some of the talking. If they don't decide to skip the talking, it'll probably take as long as it took for them to finally finish Undertale to finish the game. Who knows though, maybe I'll enjoy their playthrough anyway (I actually liked My Horse Prince), because I certainly do likewatching them play games more than Jack (even though I love Jack. I just think he talks too much sometimes). I saw some of Mark's playthrough as well (Jack's taking longer to upload, and I'm impatient ok) and I had to put it on 2x speed because that game is just. too. slow!
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:56 pm
by lurker
Vanderlyle wrote:
there was a small part of me, when dan pulled off the box and had two guns, that was so. ready. for dan to go full action hero.
damn me too i fully expected him to slide on the floor while firing both guns simultaneously. i'm slightly disappointed that didn't happen, but him throwing the gun instead did make me snort, so that point goes to tom.
malday wrote:It wasn't a spon video, but produced by their management ?
maybe tinder rejected the finished video and that's why he said he couldn't upload, but then they got some...other funding...i have no idea how video production works...and decided to...cancel the sponsorship and...upload nevertheless...that's why tom could suddenly upload it again? i realize that this is not a good theory, but the two tweets made it sound like the video got rejected again and then something changed, so i originally assumed he had to change something in post-production. however seeing that it wasn't a spon after all that doesn't make any sense -- the way the first tweet was phrased really made it sound as if it was something out of tom's control, which wouldn't be the case if it never was a sponsorship in the first place.
sorry this post is all over the place, i've looked at a screen for too long today. i agree with the opinions on tom's sketch in general -- liked it but liked rejects a lot better, and also thought dan's lines/deliveries were funnier. might also be a problem of being oversaturated with bad pick-up lines after dan's video though.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:59 pm
by Vanderlyle
phanieldann wrote:
DatCog wrote:New Tomska
I personally love Tom's style of comedy, although I understand its not for everyone, but I found this to be not as good as I was expecting, it feels like a full idea on its own with Dan just put in as an after thought. Idk. I still liked it, just not as much as Rejects!
i wonder what had to be changed due to tom's important line being missing? also, we had all pretty much figured out the just of the plot before seeing it, so i think that may also have made it less exciting.
i do love that bit at the very end after the credits! i almost clicked out before, but remembered tom likes to add a cheeky last frame.
EDIT:
lurker wrote:
Vanderlyle wrote:
there was a small part of me, when dan pulled off the box and had two guns, that was so. ready. for dan to go full action hero.
damn me too i fully expected him to slide on the floor while firing both guns simultaneously. i'm slightly disappointed that didn't happen, but him throwing the gun instead did make me snort, so that point goes to tom.
that's just a side of d-slice we haven't seen and it would have been so surprising and hilarious
(wow i really effed up that formatting jfc)
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:05 pm
by George
I thought Dan was surprisingly good actor, but then again, he was playing himself...
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:07 pm
by Whommel
Could be because I don't go out much and therefore any pick up line - except the very stalest - would be fresh to me, but I laughed so much at this. Great delivery too. I'll be showing this vid to a lot of people who aren't otherwise fans of either, simply because it's hilarious.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:08 pm
by nephilimcat
phanieldann wrote:
DatCog wrote:New Tomska
I personally love Tom's style of comedy, although I understand its not for everyone, but I found this to be not as good as I was expecting, it feels like a full idea on its own with Dan just put in as an after thought. Idk. I still liked it, just not as much as Rejects!
I was wondering what it was that seemed a bit off to me and I think it was exactly this. Maybe because the other scripts were rejected, Tom used another idea he had and added Dan to it? It was a solid video but it was definitely average and could have been better
I did love how Dan seemed to save the day and then threw the gun at the alien and was shot
Re: Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:13 pm
by rizzo
Sliding in with Phil LS timestamps for this week, because it was a short one, I have nothing to do at work today, and I’m covering alittledizzy’s shift at the Secret Phan HQ, I mean, uh… it’s fun!
0:22 - “I don’t want to link anyone to anything dodgy.” Dan and Phil exchange AO3 smut links confirmed.
1:00 - Optician Story, “Am I just gonna do a live show after having a body part examined?” He says nose clinic is next, none of us were thinking that lbr…
1:54 - Shows off his dilated eyes. I end up admiring his perfect skin instead. (Honestly, wtf is his skincare routine and how do we petition to get a video on it?)
2:50 - “Rare Phil in glasses has emerged.” Bless.
3:00 - Optician story cont’d..
3:12 - Prescription has gotten worse. It’s 3.5 now.
3:42 - Has above average pupil width. You know what they say about a big pupil….
4:15 - Eye jelly floaters, etc
5:42 - We're still talking about the Optician...
6:12 - His voice is back, but he's still got a contortionist congestion.
6:58 - "Welcome to the phlegm and eye jelly show. Feel free to leave as soon as you arrive."
7:10 - He experimented with shaved sides, but decided he prefers them short.
8:05 - "I'm a bit dark for Phil." Black t-shirt and sweatpants. Nice.
9:00 - Merch chat
9:41 - Briefly brings up my horse prince. Attractive male horse is clearly still on Phil's mind.
9:55 - Phil shows off his iridescent glass and we all get a stretchy reflection of whatever room he's in.
10:03 - "Do I have any dodgy tabs open?" Not that we can see them, Phil, but like.. what were you doing before this LS? Why is this such a concern rn? Smut theory lives on.
11:40 - Worried the neighbors complaints are imminent, because he heard a neighbor sneeze through the wall. So he covered the wall in sound-proofing panelling. But like... didn't Dan say neighbors already complained? I can't keep up with all these #danandphilLIES
12:10 - Talks about Make-A-Wish. Went on a gaming bus with video games in the walls and a slime floor. Nicole beat him at Mario Kart.
13:55 - Phol Lostor
14:57 - His mum's birthday is coming up. Parents are visiting London, but staying with Martyn. (Why, Phil? No room? Or is it 'cause you're moving? ) He has to think up London-touristy things to do with them.
16:00 - Showing off the gifts he got Mama Lester.
19:05 - Watched Life because he couldn't sleep. (Shame. Could have been a prime opportunity for Sleepless Night with Phil 4.0) He thought it was dumb, mostly.
21:00 - Talks about potentially seeing Wicked when his parents are in town. I proceed to silently judge him for waiting this long.
21:28 - "What is your favorite thing about an average day?" asks someone in the chat. He likes clean sheets and Game of Thrones day and afternoon coffee. And generally is very broad with this answers.
22:22 - Seeing Dunkirk this weekend.
22:40 - Favorite item of clothing is his rusty-red jacket that happens to be conveniently right next to him... "You're gonna see more of it. I don't care if I wear it every day. I like it!" Phil getting spicy and putting fans in their place. He also likes his fancy suit.
23:45 - He never wears the red framed glasses as he never really liked them.
24:45 - "What are you meant to do when you get a new house? There must be some kind of ritual. Pop some champaigne? I don't know." Sure you don't, Phil. As if you're not planning to do that very soon.
25:44 - Talks about how they were going to play Dream Daddy in the next "game session", but that it seemed quite talky. So, I guess they didn't actually film it yet? And also is this confirmation that they sit down and film a whole bunch of gaming videos in one go? Not surprising, just interesting to hear about.
26:20 - Talks about having to get the right note for the Dan/Anthony video.
27:20 - Isn't sure if he's still in the liveshow. His concentration face while trying to fix it is hilarious.
30:00 - Has a really good memory for visual things, that's why he doesn't like trailers.
31:40 - "I kinda like the short but sweet ones," he says about live-shows. (So, I guess we can expect half hour ones from now? Sigh.)
DatCog wrote:New Tomska
I looooved this. Dan's not the best of actors and I'm thinking that was part of the whole schtick, so it made it funnier tbh. Also the socializing quota? Relatable af, ngl.
Looking forward to those bloops.
lurker wrote:
malday wrote:It wasn't a spon video, but produced by their management ?
maybe tinder rejected the finished video and that's why he said he couldn't upload, but then they got some...other funding...i have no idea how video production works...and decided to...cancel the sponsorship and...upload nevertheless...that's why tom could suddenly upload it again? i realize that this is not a good theory, but the two tweets made it sound like the video got rejected again and then something changed, so i originally assumed he had to change something in post-production. however seeing that it wasn't a spon after all that doesn't make any sense -- the way the first tweet was phrased really made it sound as if it was something out of tom's control, which wouldn't be the case if it never was a sponsorship in the first place.
I actually think this is a totally valid and accurate theory, because this totally seems like it should have been a Tinder spon. I feel bad for Tom if it was a last second rejection though. Like, Tinder... you know what kind of videos Tom makes. What were you expecting?
Maybe it's because I neither watch Mark and Jack nor most of the other YouTubers, but it just seemed like a bunch of YouTubers unnecessarily popping up during a "fight" that could have made an epic video. I didn't even watch it until the end because the sound was so bad and I didn't understand enough. Who knows, maybe it actually is good when you know what everyone is saying ...
it's so weird to think that just this time last year it was the norm for them to upload this infrequently (or frequently, depending which way you look at it), even they were still in the middle of the tour.