Let's be real, its a good exercise for their wrist and fingers strength; though I doubt Dan will manage it being Phil's might have greater gravity pull thereIckleMissMayhem wrote:sweetmm wrote:If you are under-age don't clickSquishPhan wrote:What them it is certainly a possibility. Or they just use their mouths.sweetmm wrote:I'm pretty sure Phil had used their chopsticks they bought for the purpose of eating sushi off Dan.
Sister Daniel is too shocked to show her face. Shame on you. Shame. Only not, cos, Y'know, we're all off to hell together here, and #kinkshamingfreezone
Dan & Phil Part 7: Gator Girls Gone Wild

Oh god.. you're... my brain... images... they don't go away...!!!sweetmm wrote:Let's be real, its a good exercise for their wrist and fingers strength; though I doubt Dan will manage it being Phil's might have greater gravity pull thereIckleMissMayhem wrote:sweetmm wrote:If you are under-age don't clickSquishPhan wrote:What them it is certainly a possibility. Or they just use their mouths.sweetmm wrote:I'm pretty sure Phil had used their chopsticks they bought for the purpose of eating sushi off Dan.
Sister Daniel is too shocked to show her face. Shame on you. Shame. Only not, cos, Y'know, we're all off to hell together here, and #kinkshamingfreezone
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oqua wrote: Someone please compile a list of all the times Dan and/or Phil has discussed their naked body being covered in honey/butter/syrup/something of the sort.
Or maybe I'll compile it lol.
Dunno why but this comment made me snort my tea out of my nose. TYVM oqua!
Yes! This needs to happen.
(Also eating stuff off naked bodies...I think that's just Phil though. I can remember him mentioning sushi twice and smushed Jaffa cakes once but I don't recall Dan mentioning anything?)
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sweetmm wrote:If you are under-age don't clickSquishPhan wrote:What them it is certainly a possibility. Or they just use their mouths.sweetmm wrote:I'm pretty sure Phil had used their chopsticks they bought for the purpose of eating sushi off Dan.
...But what if you picked the wrong room?!?! Or you get obliterated by since neither seem keen on insects in the house!SquishPhan wrote:sweetmm wrote:If you are under-age don't clickSquishPhan wrote:What them it is certainly a possibility. Or they just use their mouths.sweetmm wrote:I'm pretty sure Phil had used their chopsticks they bought for the purpose of eating sushi off Dan.
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Being fly and all, I would just fly to the right room.IckleMissMayhem wrote:...But what if you picked the wrong room?!?! Or you get obliterated by since neither seem keen on insects in the house!SquishPhan wrote:
As long as I saw some good things, before my death than it would have been worth it. Although I like to think that I would be too fast for them to catch me.
I'm actually a bit surprised they're not sponsored by EA. Because their Sims series is very popular. I saw that Alfie and Zoe's Sims videos are sponsored even though they only upload a new one every couple of months and the last time I watched it it was terrible 
It be safer at Dan's room as he will just run out of the room if he saw you on the wall, unfortunately most probably the buffet action is held in Phil's room with his memory-foam mattressSquishPhan wrote:Being fly and all, I would just fly to the right room.IckleMissMayhem wrote:...But what if you picked the wrong room?!?! Or you get obliterated by since neither seem keen on insects in the house!SquishPhan wrote:![]()
As long as I saw some good things, before my death than it would have been worth it. Although I like to think that I would be too fast for them to catch me.

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I agree that it is a bit weird. Maybe EA never offered, which is dumb of them, or maybe they offered and Dan and Phil declined. Their Sims videos get quite a lot more views than Alfie's ones, so I feel like EA would have offered, but knowing for sure we do not.tinnie wrote:I'm actually a bit surprised they're not sponsored by EA. Because their Sims series is very popular. I saw that Alfie and Zoe's Sims videos are sponsored even though they only upload a new one every couple of months and the last time I watched it it was terrible
I would go in Phil's room, seems like it would be worth the risk. :mrgreen: Also they would probably be way too busy with each other to even notice me.sweetmm wrote:It be safer at Dan's room as he will just run out of the room if he saw you on the wall, unfortunately most probably the buffet action is held in Phil's room with his memory-foam mattressSquishPhan wrote:Being fly and all, I would just fly to the right room.IckleMissMayhem wrote:...But what if you picked the wrong room?!?! Or you get obliterated by since neither seem keen on insects in the house!SquishPhan wrote:![]()
As long as I saw some good things, before my death than it would have been worth it. Although I like to think that I would be too fast for them to catch me.
I can imagine the situation where Dan ran out of his room, calling for help.sweetmm wrote:It be safer at Dan's room as he will just run out of the room if he saw you on the wall, unfortunately most probably the buffet action is held in Phil's room with his memory-foam mattressSquishPhan wrote:Being fly and all, I would just fly to the right room.IckleMissMayhem wrote:...But what if you picked the wrong room?!?! Or you get obliterated by since neither seem keen on insects in the house!SquishPhan wrote:![]()
As long as I saw some good things, before my death than it would have been worth it. Although I like to think that I would be too fast for them to catch me.
D: Phil, there's a flying insect thing in my room!
P: Is it a moth?
D: I don't know, it's too fast. Quick, get rid of it.
And Phil will hunt the fly with his electric zap splat thing, and the fly die. The end.
This is why I don't write fanfiction.
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that's always been a bit strange to me! if it's possible, I doubt they wouldn't be offered, but maybe they chose not to take it because they do the Sims so often & didn't wanna be criticized for doing so much spon? the only other thing I can think of is that maybe, EA doesn't have a contract with D&P's network/agency, and those things do tend to go through your "people".tinnie wrote:I'm actually a bit surprised they're not sponsored by EA. Because their Sims series is very popular. I saw that Alfie and Zoe's Sims videos are sponsored even though they only upload a new one every couple of months and the last time I watched it it was terrible
and Phil's nodding along/commenting on the Chelsea story in a way that really makes me think he was right there with Dan. Plus, there's "get naked, gentlemen"apathy wrote:Phil researched couples massages (and found a super expensive one).oqua wrote:He actually says her name in the NWW video, but the editing of that part was weird. It literally just cuts to him mid-story, so her name doesn't get much attention.
talked about a massage experience in which the introduction/context of the situation had to be cut out.
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I love their excitement and jealousy at all the options though. Makes me wonder how often they actually frequent the local spa. And I enjoyed the quieter change of pace, it fit the mood and is a nice break from the usual overreactions.
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This is random, but I'm working on compiling all of Dan and Phil's dailybooth photos / captions / comments, and I have a question. I remember once on GG someone talked about some kind of oldschool emoticons indicated by (n) and (y) and so on. Does anyone know what these looked like? Did they show up on Dailybooth, or were people just referring to them (Like if someone were to use :tu: on Twitter as a reference to the IDB thumbs-up emoticon)? Thanks in advance haha.
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Oh my god I just laugh so hard. Hopefully on, not in, unless Dan has really learned how to blossom that anus well.sweetmm wrote:Babe IN or ONmajitzu wrote:I mean Phil definitely enjoys eating sushi that is in someone's body. He has mention that so many times that I want a video compilation
Looks like MSN Messenger/windows live emoticon codes to me. No idea if they'd work on DB, cos I never used it, but...oqua wrote:This is random, but I'm working on compiling all of Dan and Phil's dailybooth photos / captions / comments, and I have a question. I remember once on GG someone talked about some kind of oldschool emoticons indicated by (n) and (y) and so on. Does anyone know what these looked like? Did they show up on Dailybooth, or were people just referring to them (Like if someone were to use on Twitter as a reference to the IDB thumbs-up emoticon)? Thanks in advance haha.
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Please don't keep repeating it or Oqua will make the emoticonalittledizzy wrote:Oh my god I just laugh so hard. Hopefully on, not in, unless Dan has really learned how to blossom that anus well.sweetmm wrote:Babe IN or ONmajitzu wrote:I mean Phil definitely enjoys eating sushi that is in someone's body. He has mention that so many times that I want a video compilation

sweetmm wrote:Please don't keep repeating it or Oqua will make the emoticonalittledizzy wrote:Oh my god I just laugh so hard. Hopefully on, not in, unless Dan has really learned how to blossom that anus well.sweetmm wrote:Babe IN or ONmajitzu wrote:I mean Phil definitely enjoys eating sushi that is in someone's body. He has mention that so many times that I want a video compilation
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Ahh thank you. I do remember that MSN was mentioned last time the topic came up. Yeah, I don't know if they worked on DB. But we know that they used MSN messenger so they'd be familiar with the codes.IckleMissMayhem wrote:Looks like MSN Messenger/windows live emoticon codes to me. No idea if they'd work on DB, cos I never used it, but...oqua wrote:This is random, but I'm working on compiling all of Dan and Phil's dailybooth photos / captions / comments, and I have a question. I remember once on GG someone talked about some kind of oldschool emoticons indicated by (n) and (y) and so on. Does anyone know what these looked like? Did they show up on Dailybooth, or were people just referring to them (Like if someone were to use on Twitter as a reference to the IDB thumbs-up emoticon)? Thanks in advance haha.
Lol, this is my legacy...being remembered as the person who might make a blossoming anus emoticon if it's mentioned too much.IckleMissMayhem wrote:sweetmm wrote: Please don't keep repeating it or Oqua will make the emoticon
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Dan's anus would have that contented smirk...IckleMissMayhem wrote:sweetmm wrote:Please don't keep repeating it or Oqua will make the emoticonalittledizzy wrote:Oh my god I just laugh so hard. Hopefully on, not in, unless Dan has really learned how to blossom that anus well.sweetmm wrote:Babe IN or ONmajitzu wrote:I mean Phil definitely enjoys eating sushi that is in someone's body. He has mention that so many times that I want a video compilation
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IckleMissMayhem wrote:sweetmm wrote:Please don't keep repeating it or Oqua will make the emoticonalittledizzy wrote:Oh my god I just laugh so hard. Hopefully on, not in, unless Dan has really learned how to blossom that anus well.sweetmm wrote:Babe IN or ONmajitzu wrote:I mean Phil definitely enjoys eating sushi that is in someone's body. He has mention that so many times that I want a video compilation
yup, facebook also uses something similar i think cuz i always use (y) there for thumbs upIckleMissMayhem wrote:Looks like MSN Messenger/windows live emoticon codes to me. No idea if they'd work on DB, cos I never used it, but...oqua wrote:This is random, but I'm working on compiling all of Dan and Phil's dailybooth photos / captions / comments, and I have a question. I remember once on GG someone talked about some kind of oldschool emoticons indicated by (n) and (y) and so on. Does anyone know what these looked like? Did they show up on Dailybooth, or were people just referring to them (Like if someone were to use on Twitter as a reference to the IDB thumbs-up emoticon)? Thanks in advance haha.
ugh.
Only when it's relaxed...alittledizzy wrote:Dan's anus would have that contented smirk...IckleMissMayhem wrote:sweetmm wrote:Please don't keep repeating it or Oqua will make the emoticonalittledizzy wrote:Oh my god I just laugh so hard. Hopefully on, not in, unless Dan has really learned how to blossom that anus well.sweetmm wrote:Babe IN or ONmajitzu wrote:I mean Phil definitely enjoys eating sushi that is in someone's body. He has mention that so many times that I want a video compilation
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