Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

[felucca]

Sammy's tweet just in itself is quite funny - it is a conversation that happened and it really is a bit "d'oh!" Like ofc everything's a bloody Dan and Phil reference, go figure. It's as if someone had a band t-shirt from your favourite band and you complimented them on it and they went "what, no it's an Alfie reference - have you seen PointlessBlog on YouTube?"

What's lame is Sammy doesn't seem to have ANY sorta sense of humour about it at all... and neither does Jack Howard. How sad is that.

At what age is it too late to grow a sense of humour?

This is the best thing, Speaking of job choices

I love that so much! Hilarious and poignant at the same time. Oh, adulthood...

[offtopic]yay melon lord I love those silly jam and bill videos too I laughed so much when I saw the first one, there's 3 of them all together. I think this is my fave on that channel though, it's another really silly one [YouTube] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J1g63Knabs&sns=tw[/YouTube][/offtopic]

[offtopic]Honestly this channel is a blessing that video made me laugh so hard

I feel like I've taken drugs every time and boy do I love the ride

this is one of my faves cause it's so well edited

[/offtopic]

BLESS YOU GUYS I'm such a huge fan of fan channels and I'd never heard of that one before, they're great!

Edit: NEW VIDEO!!! I thought they hinted there wouldn't be any baking this year? I'm so happy *tear of joy*

[Kathrynxjane]

The little shits. They sprung that one on us. I love baking videos.

"teach me Dad"

[SquishPhan]

These guys saying that we weren't going to get a baking vid, but giving us one anyway.
Think it's weird though that it is once again on Dan's channel.

[taetaewl]

About the DEPGO picture

with Dan and the pinata (a "fanfic" by me lmao):
I woke up with a jawn sneaking out from my lips, leaving my oh so tired body. It was as if I hadn't slept anything at all through the night... well I wouldn't say that would have been a completely lie if it was spoken since we didn't come back to the hotel until 4 am after rooming through the streets of Vegas. Hitting all corners of the many casinos and bars the place offered. We had finally ran out of energy at early times of the morning and called it a night... or morning if you may. I tried stretch my limbs under the white bedding of the hotel bed but had to stop half way through as the heavy arm that covered my midriff pulled me closer to them. The person laying next to me made a few attempts to cuddle up closer, stucking his brown ruffled covered head against my chest while pawing his way through the fluffy sheets, he even let out a stratifying squeak when he succeeded to get comfortable. I was such an adorable sigh that the corners of my lips pulled themselves upwards and I just had to lean in and kiss him. As I was lying there with him snoring away in my arms I catch a glance of blue peeking out in one of the corners of the hotel room, by the far end of the hallway. I had to second guess the bright blueness that was obviously standing out in the neutral colored room. What the hell is that? I thought as it hit me. IT'S DAN'S PINATA!
Like a force that was controlling me I jumped out of the bed, ever so carefully to not wake up the sleeping birthday boy beside me and sprinted over to the huge dazzling unicorn slash pinata, it sure was massive. I ponder over the fact that Dan had been stubbornly caring it around since one of the clubs had given it to him has a birthday present. He was very much drunk and so adamant to keep it with him since he was going to bring it back to the uk no matter what, even if the flight people would second guess his sanity. Well since I am a caring and doting boyfriend at least I could make Dan's wish come through. If Dan wouldn't be able to get it on the flight at least I could make a memory for Dan to keep forever, right? So wouldn't it be a brilliant idea to take a picture of it to save? I got my phone from the night-stand and as I later stood by the door contemplating which angle that made the piñata its justice the sight of Dan lonely in bed catch my eye. … hold on, the birthday boy should definitely be in the picture! I think it took me around half an hour to carefully place the piñata in the bed beside Dan, without him waking up. Also to get the best angle of both of them and of course not falling down the high desk I was standing on to take the photo. But viola! I present you the birthday boy and the piñata picture!
"Happy Birthday Dan!"
(of course I didn't tell you about incident that happened right after I got my desired picture... being Phil Lester the future was already written: of course I fell down the desk and face planted right on Dan's crouch, and of course he woke up flailing to death and socking me right in the face. ouch!)

...don't worry I know where the door is, im going. bye

Edith: oh my f god! A baking video! well.. that was unsuspected. effing yees!
Is it only me or is the angle of this video really weird and unfamiliar? omg I don't like it! buut well I guess I will get used to it after I watch all of the 22:53s! ^__^

[Skeletorsrighthand]

wow a baking video surprises everywhere
"Dan is is weirdly more sexual" you-tube comment thoughts ?

[idk]

That baking video literally blew all of the dapg spooky videos out of the water. It was hilarious and definitely my favourite baking video to date. Dan kinda seemed like he was on crack which made it better tbh. Special mention to the lines

"teach me dad" / "phil is getting bukkaked in the middle of the kitchen" / "it's thicc" / "I would eat me any day of the week" / "you got impaled by dan" and most importantly, "what do I want in here, I want your ass"

Truly an incredible video

[rizzo]

I would be angry with the amount of fan service in that video if I didn't completely LOVE IT. Dan and Phil food-gasming their way back into my heart every damn time. I love so many things I cannot even begin to list them all.

"Just thinking about the Phil and Barry fic" and "that's what you subscribe for" literally had me shrieking. 3 trashcans out of 3.

[realeyesrealize]

Watching the "baking" (refrigerating?) video was a religious experience. So many moments that made my go wtf, especially from Dan. I swear he gets wilder with each video! Now I'm gonna watch it again before bed and hope by the time I wake up tomorrow somebody has giffed the shit out of it.

[000dia000]

The amount of sexual innuendos has gone through the roof. I know that this is a "performance" but it's an odd one to complete with your best friend. I love that this is on danisnotonfire's channel and that Phil has turned into "that friend that showed up occasionally" into whatever he is now

[Kathrynxjane]

Yes that definitely saved spooky week for me. Well done boys. I felt a bit deflated after spooky week but that has cheered me right up. Baking videos will always be some of my favourite content that they produce.
Too much to talk about need to rewatch asap. Time stamps definitely needed for this video!

That look really nice and I want to make them but I don't like Peanut butter, pumpkin spice or white chocolate!

[SquishPhan]

I loved the baking vid so much. It made me laugh so many times, plus all the innuendoes were great. I just know I will be rewatching this one a lot.

[ravenreyes]

i really wasn't expecting a halloween baking video this year, but i'm so happy there is one. the baking videos are always some of my favorites, i've watched all of them too many times tbh. i'm glad i decided to stay awake a bit longer.

i'm too tired to really say much more than that it was great and i loved it. i'm definitely going to watch it again in the morning though.


also, week: i was surprised by how much i liked the last couple of videos. when i saw what games it was i was very ''meh'' about it, but d&p really made up for it imo. while i would still love for them to play some more ''serious'' games sometimes i wasn't as disappointed as i thought i would be.



(serious is a weird word to use but i couldn't think of another so w/e)

[yupitsme]

I don't know in what universe that video happened, but I love it

[violet-writer]

holy shit LOVED THE VID!! THEY WERE ON FIRE. SO FUNNY. DAN WAS FLIRTING WITH THE CAMERA. I LOVE THEM BOTH

[dans left hand]

The BAKING VIDEO literally had me shook.

They felt so coupley like ???

I FREAKING LOVED IT.

It seemed so unedited too. I love it when they're just their weird selfs without loads of editing. They left loads in that they usually would remove.

Thank you there's is a light at the end of the spooky week tunnel.

But srsly my

[melon lord]

I was just about to go to bed well that's out the window

I want to know what drugs Dan took prior to the video so I can get some too, cause damn he was on fire

He was salty and sassy and flirty and fanservice-y, if this is the rebranding direction I like it

[psychicmoth]

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS VIDEO
IT WAS SO FUN AND I’VE LOST COUNT OF THE TIMES THAT DAN LICKED SOMETHING LMAO

If this is their rebranding, YES MORE PLEASE

[cold-tea]

Another great baking video though Dan's moaning always makes me uncomfortable.
Idk y it's on Dan's channel but I'm not complaining if it means a more laid-back Phil. I liked how he seemed unaffected/amused by Dan's innuendos and even made some of his own (though tried to pretend he didn't know what he was saying )

Loved the crotch shot we got.

[blueapple_x]

Brilliant vid! There are too many moments to timestamp it all so I'll leave that to the people who enjoy doing it (if they want to) I'm going to rewatch it again.

"Dr. Oetker, more like marry me now" --Phil Lester, 2016
--> Gold.

[Artdefines06]

OK - that was intense. Is the rebrand officially "Look how happy we are!" ?

I don't think it's fanservice, or an act. They are honestly just that freaking cute. Yes, some of it is branding and things they repeat often, but the looks are real. You can fake that, but its soul sucking and I think they would have quit a long time ago.

As always, these are opinions.

[eevee]

I watched it twice and the first time I was thoroughly in disbelief for basically the entire video at the levels of....I can't even like, put it into words? Energy levels were high, dynamic was good but Dan talked over Phil a little too much, it was just a really great video overall though, I really can't find a way to put it into words. I do have some specific comments tho:

-When Dan said "festive action" and then corrected the viewers to say, no we mean baking, was he implying that "action" meant sex? Because if Dan were to say "festive action" without any context I wouldn't assume sex, lol, I would assume like, idk anything else. So confirmed: dan thinks about phan sex more often than we do goodbye
- I'm so glad Dan learned that pumpkin spice is more than just cinnamon
- Dan called their flat their house
- Dan is kinda bossy in this like telling Phil to go to the hallway of shame and then just saying "five minutes." like wOaH I feel like I'm reading the beginning of a D/s fanfic
- wouldn't be a baking video without some feeding
- do they really not know how to open a can with a can opener?
- dad.............
- NECKtarine I'm fucking dead, did Phil think of that himself?
- Phil's tongue sticky-out laugh my heart
- Hornyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy back it up
- Phil who's really gonna go out to their backyard and get sticks, do you think we're cavemen?
- I wrote notes as I was watching and I just wrote "Dan!!!" so perhaps Phil said Dan!!! in a cute way right about now
- What is glen
- what is rollin rollin what
- what is thicc
- I'm serious guys I don't get any of those references
- Phil can't hit Dan with a pan but Dan can hit Phil with an axe
- fffff stop playing with the gas stove!!!!
- I want your ass
- "well done Phil" "thanks!" the thanks seems so genuine my heart
- I'm making so much mess
- Dan's having an orgasm guys
- And he's delicious

the most important things
- is that a mike's hard lemonade beer bottle opener on their toaster?? Mike's hard has been sponsoring jenna marbles' boyfriend so maybe they got sent it, or maybe they like mike's hard. I'm always here for knowing what alcohol they drink.
- we got more crotch filming, but this time they identified the hand print and Phil put his own hand on it as if to say "this is MY hand print guys, okay??"
- consent is really a great topic to joke about repeatedly....hahahahaahahahahahah consent right? I don't care that I've talked about this before, I will keep talking about it as long as he keeps making stupid ass offensive consent jokes that aren't even funny
- HOUSE

[willowgarden]

Literally feel like the first 12 minutes of this could have been uploaded directly to Pornhub, for all the innuendos.

My favorite parts were each joke from Phil, the preparation of Dan physically steeling himself for the pun. His straightened spine. His crossed arms. His slight smile and then pressed lips. Studying Phil silently as he prepped the jokes.

Also, if you ever had any doubt that Phil is the baker/cook in that house, watch 12:00-12:27. Dan has no clue how to run that cook top. No wonder it took 10 million years to melt the chocolate. Phil knows his best burner. Listen to him, Dan.

[eevee]

[Sakura Selfie]

Cannot believe I just heard Dan joking that Phil got bukkaked in their kitchen, thats unintentionally an even better fan fic suggestion than the Phil and the bowl one

Eevie the rolling thing is an old limp bizkit song which im mildly surprised either of them knew tbf

[Winston]

Seriously....what were they on when they recorded and then uploaded this video?! Whatever it was they need to stock it in bulk.

Time stamps under spoiler:

- Phil and Barry fic....(3:32)-Phil

-What was the first reason the neighbors called the cops for Philip? (3:50)

-Phil dripping the peanut butted into Dan's mouth. (4:27)

-Have they never opened a can before?! Phil Bukaked in the kitchen... (4:45)

-Dan cleaning up the...condensed milk... (5:00)

-Once again having Phil lick something with a close up (7:04)

-7:20- Dan is horny- no shit Sherlock, we're watching your foreplay...

-(9:10) Phil looking at Dan "sorry babe, is this okay?"

- Dr.Erker (sp), more like marry me now.." -Phil (11:50)

-(16:33) Dan licking the white chocolate off his finger...

-(16:53) Dan wants Phil's ass....

-(18:35) Phil's vampire hair...

This will be on repeat... wtf.... (first time I deemed the goggles necessary)

sorry my times etc are all over the place, but well I didn't care enough to clean em up so I could watch again.