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okay I don't know how to upload a photo on mobile but whoever it is, it's currently # 12 in the hip hop / rap charts on iTunes. which is precisely five spots under Kanye West

edit: am I supposed to apologise for being at the top of the page with something pointless? everyone always does so I feel it's polite I do the same

This whole Dan's diss track on iTunes thing seems to be getting weirder now. Because i guess the person who called iTunes support said that they said the audio source came from the same company that put out their Audiobook on iTunes. Which makes no sense, since audiobooks are put out by the book publishers, not the authors. Also it wasn't recorded in a studio, we have proof of that from that little clip showed on Dan's live show. Ether the person is lying, which is very possible, iTunes support misunderstood them and told them that the name falls under the same as the audiobook, or someone from their management put it out/someone lied about being their management. Or maybe it actually is him and we just don't want to believe it.
Ether way, I really hope Dan gets online soon and explains this. I personally really don't think it's him who posted it at all.

Two days ago he literally scoffed at the idea of listing his roast on itunes and and now we are supposed to believe his not only done so but put it up in the rap/hip hop genre with a picture that makes it look like it's a serious song?
Yeah I call bullshit. Coming off the year him and Phil have had he can't possibly need money that badly. I do not believe for half a second that was really Dan.

I wonder if he can make a complaint to itunes and what will happen if he does. Surely it can't be legal and they can't just let people profit off something that isn't their work?

remember when the phandom called them sell outs? the shitstorm for the book? or when they gave them shit for the app costing money? or the merch?

well right now the same phandom are having a great time paying money for this crappy track and watching dan going up the charts. i bet, they will not even care if it turns out its actually dan milking them.
what changed?
oh yeah dan mentioned phan and he openly likes dick now. congrats dan
i have never been more dissapointed in the phandom.

I actually just looked on iTunes and Dan is on fire is apparently connected to an album called "Get your boots laced papa!" By what looks like an old school jazz musician when you click on dans name, so I can only assume it's someone taking the piss and they're about to get done for attempting to profit off someone else's work

http://imgur.com/TBFSsv6

apparently it's legit... yikes

idkm8 wrote:

apparently it's legit... yikes

Even still, they said it's by the same source that put out the audiobook, but when you click on Dan's name under the diss track, the only thing that shows up is the diss track. The audiobook isn't even listed under it when it should be. This whole thing is confusing.

Where is Dan and why is he not clarifying this? Does he not care? He basically said in his ls that his roast is something that we should not take seriously. But someone else is profiting from his music (i cringed saying that) and that is serious. Or, Mr. Copywrite (Phil) is already working on this through his angry, passive-agressive professional emails? If Dan really did this,which I don't believe, I will be so mad at him. But hey, maybe this is the drama I signed up for

omg. the song is number ten in the rap charts
i honestly don't even care if it's dan who put this up or not, this shit is funny af. i want him to reach higher in the chart than kanye

idkm8 wrote:okay I don't know how to upload a photo on mobile but whoever it is, it's currently # 12 in the hip hop / rap charts on iTunes. which is precisely five spots under Kanye West

edit: am I supposed to apologise for being at the top of the page with something pointless? everyone always does so I feel it's polite I do the same

Number 12 That's impressive for something unannounced, not marketed and possibly not even uploaded by the real artist. I secretly hope this will make him consider releasing an actual album one day.

I won't be mad if it turns out it's Dan. As Winston says, there is something kind of epic about the idea of Dan waking up, yawning, stretching, suddenly feeling like becoming number 12 on itunes and conquering the music business with a joke track all before bedtime.

grannypants wrote:omg. the song is number ten in the rap charts
i honestly don't even care if it's dan who put this up or not, this shit is funny af. i want him to reach higher in the chart than kanye

I love how high this shitty song is going but still for me it's a swindle so

If it was dan it would be glorious but the only way I could like it would be if all the money went to charity. What is dan doing? is not the phandom blowing up his phone?

Still this could give them the idea of putting out a song for the lols on youtube with a shitty video.

danphil333

Agreed with grannypants, I don't care who legitimately or illegitimately put this up, it's hilarious and if phans want to spend a measly .79 or .99 for a laugh then who fucking cares. Why does everything have to be A Serious Thing oh my god laugh a little we're all going to fucking die.

fancybum wrote:Agreed with grannypants, I don't care who legitimately or illegitimately put this up, it's hilarious and if phans want to spend a measly .79 or .99 for a laugh then who fucking cares. Why does everything have to be A Serious Thing oh my god laugh a little we're all going to fucking die.

lol agree
i hope it gets fixed because i don't want whoever uploaded it keeping the money but meanwhile i'm gonna enjoy the ride

bluewho wrote:

idkm8 wrote:I won't be mad if it turns out it's Dan. As Winston says, there is something kind of epic about the idea of Dan waking up, yawning, stretching, suddenly feeling like becoming number 12 on itunes and conquering the music business with a joke track all before bedtime.

As others have said, use http://www.youtube-mp3.org/ and go buy a chocolate or something.

But if it wasn't Dan I hope it gets taken down soon because it is kind of shitty if someone is making money on this. If it turns out it isn't Dan, does the uploader get any consequences or anything? Would the money be returned?

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stella2000 wrote:

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Yeah that's what I thought was going on.

stella2000 wrote:

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lol yeah, that makes more sense. i wouldn't really have bothered me if it was him, i mean if people want to spend money on it it's up to them, but it was just weird.

SquishPhan wrote:

stella2000 wrote:

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Yeah that's what I thought was going on.

Not at all surprised that it was fake, although I'm a bit confused/surprised at it being that easy to submit something to iTunes without any verification as to ownership? I guess I'm just used to youtube's automatic copyright flagging and all that..

Ngl, I'm a tad disappointed he caught it before it made it to number 1 also it would be nice if he actually released it on iTunes himself now, as there clearly is a market for it (seriously why though when you can rip mp3 from youtube and it's objectively not even that great a song?)

Edit: Looks like they've had to get management involved to get it taken down

getting real convinced they're actually planning something musically

idkm8 wrote:

getting real convinced they're actually planning something musically

I thought that too

also, Dan agrees that the artwork is sub-par

bluebox-away wrote: Ngl, I'm a tad disappointed he caught it before it made it to number 1

If I were him, I would've waited for it to reach #1, had a few entertainment news blogs write a clickbaity article about how a random British YTer's joke single surpassed all these big rappers, and gotten that publicity.

But I mean like, he could've accomplished all that by releasing the single himself so... ugh, I guess it was good that he stopped it before anyone else spent their money so whatevs...

Also this whole thing becomes 10 times funnier if you imagine Joanne The Scammer was behind it all along.

Watching Dans tweets like


'Some random' uploaded it. We've already contacted iTunes. What's more scarier do we think? An angry Phil DM or Dan asking iTunes to come after you?

missemma wrote:An angry Phil DM or Dan asking iTunes to come after you?

getting both would be the stuff of nightmares... best close your laptop forever, cancel your wifi and data plans, and become a hobbit

missemma wrote: 'Some random' uploaded it. We've already contacted iTunes. What's more scarier do we think? An angry Phil DM or Dan asking iTunes to come after you?

Tough call, but I'm going to have to go with an angry Phil DM.

Legally Blonde courtroom AU anyone? Surely that exists already..? someone write this please I'd totally read it