Dan & Phil Part 78: have the courage to exist.

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ratlad wrote: Sat Oct 27, 2018 7:25 pm
omgjo wrote: Sat Oct 27, 2018 7:07 pm On their latest vid.. At 4:12 what is it Phil says?

I'm sure I'm hearing 'into your Bears mouth'

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i heard that too and im??? what does that mean???
edit: phil said "bear strap" or something before that??

also liveshow in a half hour, phil just said "come hang out with us" lol wonder who that could be
This confused me too when I first heard it, but it's just a continuation of what he started to say before Dan interrupted him. The full context is:
[3:42] P: Oh, no. She's got a baseball bat and a bear trap.
[3:52] P: Granny's got a bear's trap.
[4:04] P: She's been playing raspberry baseball. You just hit some raspberries across the field.
[4:10] P: Into your bear's mouth.
Edit: Top of the page. Hmmm.
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obsessivelymoody wrote: Sat Oct 27, 2018 7:34 pm On a...Saturday? Not complaining, in fact I'm excited, but that's just so unheard of.
goddamit im going out w family later....ok screw it im using data
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This LS has been really spotty for me with it going in and out and buffering...Did they say what they were doing on the 30th/31st? All I heard was something with a skull and candy? :skeleton:
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the liveshow is nice, they're funny and sweet but it's so laggy i don't even know what's happening :(
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I’m getting 2013 liveshow WiFi quality too. So frustrating. Between freezes I caught Dan being pointedly insistent about not having had the ‘tethering phone’ in his mouth, so I think it is fair to assume dan had the phone in his mouth and this is all his fault.
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ugh I loved that LS but it felt like all the cutest/realest moments were interrupted by lag. damn you, questionable internet!!
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the only things i caught in that stream was that were getting a new gaming viddy (less scary but more creepy) today and the tbc dates are more C than TBC....anyways, it was very laggy so ill be impressed if someone caught a recording of that
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The liveshow was short and sweet, and I'm dying over the domestic bits (even if the lag messed with a lot of them). Very intrigued by the immersion recommendation for today's video.
-oh yuck I can taste and feel those horrible necklaces. Especially the elastic bit ugh
-Dan's getting his nips out??
-I don't like Dan's chewing noises
-I agree with Dan about those chalky lollipops
-Apparently it's the Dan and Phil Try Halloween Candy asmr stream
-ooohh the finale for spooky week is on amazingphil
-Dan's nips are out again
-I mean, why would Phil say being a furry is fine and a good life choice. hmm, I do wonder
-Phil: "I feel like we're jumping all over topics" ah yes, a typical Dan liveshow
-Phil's branding includes jokes about porn but that's just 2018 tbh
-Phil's refutation against full blown fursuits is that they're expensive
-domestic about Phil's hang nails
-Dan's into latex fursuits. Noted.
-Oh the use of "our" feels good. organic
-Talk of Phil's fursona. Good content
-Phil's going up north this week. Dan will be playing Red Dead Redemption
-Phil teasing Dan about the percents on his insta poll is cute
-I love Phil's little northern words that keep coming out
-Dan is leaving his self-inflicted lactose intolerant life behind when Phil is up north
-Phil always brings up the most obscure things lmao
-Joint dentist visits. Also feels good. Also feels organic.
-The way Phil's face lights up when he talks about Riverdale is making me want to catch up on it
-Phil: "Don't sext and drive". Dan's confusion was delightful
-new video needs full immersion for creepiness
-i have literally no idea what Dan said at the end bc of the lag
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i was fully expecting to see dnp wearing that sexy string candy lingerie based off the tweet
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I like that there's no mystery that a) Phil is going to see his family and b) he'll be gone for three days. We still don't know exactly when they're leaving (Dan said they might see a horror movie? So maybe he's leaving Monday?) but it'll ease the burden of speculation (lol) on us.
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The tumblr recording is much less laggy! yaaas
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I loved Dan’s reaction to Harry Styles’ Elton John costume.

Phil is not giving away his actual fursona, just going with the branding and digs at his vision. I’m still guessing fox or red panda. (I saw an albino raccon, three coyotes and various owls, corvids and eagles today!) I’m with Dan re fursuits being too big and cartoony, I’ve seen some elegant realistic ones that are gorgeous though.

Dan blames Phil for being a bad influence with his attempted veganism, but says he’ll eat cheese when Phil’s gone. Cognitive dissonance really is something.

They think they have a good balance for spooky week. I’m looking forward to the video on AmazingPhil (probably on Tuesday).

I need a full body shot with that jumper please.

Huh they really do go to the dentist together.
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when's the video gonna be up? :(
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guys it was horrible, legit i'm almost crying it was so creepy and horrible, fuck
and i missed so many things because it was too creepy for me,
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i loved it so much omg. def mildly nervous 'cause i'm alone, but amazing.

‘shut up you idiot’? same energy as 'i hate you' and i love it.
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Ooo I loved that actually! (Though it probably helps that it’s still light here). So much better than Granny. Getting insight into Phil’s views/experiences with the paranormal (I want more details please). An unheard story of them house hunting. And was that an uncensored Phil “fuck”? I went back twice but I can’t tell which one of them says it. If it’s Dan it’s very northern for him.
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ik it doesn’t really matter, but it kinda annoys me how dan talks phil out of his answers. if i were in that situation no matter who i’m with i’d feel judged and kinda stupid. kinda ruined my immersion a bit
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Well that was an interesting video. Really enjoyed it. The questions and Phil's answers were interesting by itself so add to that the eeriness of the game and it made for a nice 25 minute vid. :pumpkinphil:
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obsessivelymoody wrote: Sat Oct 27, 2018 9:06 pm
Spoiler under the cut about the game if you are concerned about spooky games
Its a screamer game. I know it just came out, but I’m surprised no one said it in first few posts. It’s an obvious screamer end, but still was horrible for me. Screamer games always make my phyisically hurt and ruin my whole day. Maybe on a rewatch I could handle the scream and be able to see the cute but right now it’s over powered by the scream.
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That was SO GOOD! Definitely a rewatcher. I’m almost positive that was in fact Phil who said fuck. Also, those voices around the 12 minute mark?!? :happytears:

Phil, I’m begging to hear more about those psychology quizzes you take in your spare time and will give you SO MANY recommendations ( hi, currently working on my Masters in social psychology. Got my BA in Psychology a few years ago so I literally live for insights into Phil’s beautiful brain)

Also, therapist mention from Dan. It’s so refreshing for people to talk about therapy in a casual manner!
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The video was SO. GOOD. Definitely one i'm gonna rewatch soon. It had so many good (and fond) moments and one that stood out to me was definitely when Dan said "people on youtube want some realness". How interesting. Well, it seems like they're giving those people what they want and I'm living.
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oh i LOVED THAT SO MUCH i really want to play this and i want to see dan do it although we probably would already know the outcome. i couldn't pay much attention to the first 10 minutes maybe cause i was munching and crunching on some dinner, so i will have to rewatch it! i love interactive quizzes + horror, what a good combo. i guess this is like a psychological thriller type, which is my favourite movie genre! idk what i like so much about an isolating experience and feeling like you're in danger, if anything freaks me out it's that. and heights. and cars. jumpscares are sorta cheap, but it had pretty good graphics and wasn't overdone so that's nice. the only part i actually jumped at was phil attempting to scare dan lmao.
i feel bad for the people who don't like scary things bc i just wanna hug and comfort y'all, i want everyone to enjoy things and not miss out,,,idk...
all in all this was a fantastic video; learned some stuff about dnp, faced thought provoking questions, and i had some pizza.
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Plot twist but I think 2018 just served me my favorite spooky week video ever. :skeleton:

I didn't find it that creepy, even the jumpscares didn't really get me today. It reached levels of bad creepypasta at most. But Phil's answers and the bants (including little bits of info about random things that we didn't know yet!) in combination with the tense atmosphere that the quiz created on their side was a good combination for a great video. Plus I was a good girl for once, and watched with headphones on and lights off like they recommended so the immersion maybe helped in my enjoyment as well.

Dan's campy "I'm A Cute. And I'm having a stress reaction all the time." was today's comedy highlight for me. :lol: :love2:

I can see this videos getting mixed reactions though, depending how sensitive someone is to the slow unsettling type of things + the screamers.
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I actually really loved that! It was that really good kind of unnervingly creepy for me, and I loved their bants and it was interesting to see some of Phil's answers (as well as what Dan would choose lol). I hope it only gets spookier from here because this is the stuff I signed up for during spooky week.
-how dare Dan diss that jumper. Usually I lean to more of a monochrome, definitely Dan-esque style of clothing, but that jumper is fantastic, and it looks great on Phil (also I totally went to topman and bought it, and am coincidentally wearing it today so I might be biased)
-Phil stroking his snake and his commentary about it at the beginning killed me
-Phil tips his snake to that twitter user. Right.
(2:19) - P: "Let's toss the snake...that sounded wrong. You know what I mean. Right, I'll be the top of the snake, you be the bottom of the snake." Amazing.
-Phil's sweater paws are cuuuute
(3:52) - D: "Now Phil, it's just a quiz, but you are very fragile and sensitive"
-Phil's dramatic scared click was endearing
-lmao there really is a lot of macrophilia references on dapg
(5:40) - Dan talks about saving snails from being crushed. How freaking sweet ahh
-...have they actually seen Bojack Horseman or does Dan just keep making that reference just because?
-I'm not here for the cat hate from Dan. I'm glad Phil talked about it being a present
(8:02) - Dan judges Phil for believing in ghosts (as usual). P: "I've had ghost experience. We know this" I really love the way they're just talking to very directly each other in this bit.
(9:08) - They have a whole story about a place they were looking at where three people were murdered? And then they don't tell us the story?? I need to know
-I think those glasses would look better on Dan if he was wearing them properly lmao
-I love their little domestics about the ghost thing as it keeps coming up
(11:58) - Phil jumping and whispering to Dan that he doesn't trust the game was cute ): I love that Dan just tells him to stop winding him up
-lol "nobody would know if I went missing". all I'm gonna say is extreme codependency
(13:15) - D: "Phil's greatest fear is genuinely home invasion"
P: "It really is"
(14:58) - D: "I actively avoid the conflict and my therapist says that's something I need to work on" It's such a quick little moment with Phil talking over him at the end, but I love the ease of him saying that. It attests to his comfort levels and it's really great to see.
-A ferris wheel is definitely flammable Dan smh
(17:06) - Phil jumps and Dan quietly asks if he's okay.
-teasing the boxing again ):
(17:46) - D: "We have a lot of experience" Good use of 'we' here.
(19:02) - D: "~I'm acute and I'm having a stress reaction all the time~"
P: "Stop it I'm breathing"
(19:16) - P: "I was trying to imagine birth" the mpreg dream lives on
-I knew the jumpscare was coming but I was not super ready for it. Or the second one. But they weren't the worst. Dan's screaming definitely makes it worse for me
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