Dan & Phil Part 5: Dan & Phil Lester

[blueapple_x]

The furry thing.....Dan Howell, you fucking troll. Is that proof that he's definitely lurked on GG before, or coincidence?
Also 4:22 was so ridiculously domestic, 'we had a little conversation about what to do...'. What stood out for me most was at 9:48, when Dan said 'gentlemen, get naked and I'll rub shiba inus all over you.' Gentlemen. No, he didn't even try with 'ladies and gentlemen.' I think the furry thing is actually a metaphor for his coming out through seemingly throwaway comments.

That's actually the first thing I thought of as well lol

[fakelights]

I absolutely loved the video. I'm on my third watch now and yesssss! Gimme more videos like this, guys.

I don't know where to start, but...
-yeap, Phil was a bit awkward for most of the video and at times if you cut him off you wouldn't notice he was even there
-still not over the hand in the mouth thing Dan did. Louise looked horrified (same) and Phil almost looked bored as if it was something really common lol amazing!
-always here for some furry mentions. Yes Dan, show us your real you
-the butt massage part was a beautiful thing...
-as was the head massage. i noticed now that not only dan has a receding hairline, but phil too! now we know why they keep the fringes

[jaej]

at 10:50/55 ish im adding phil to the horrible hairline/forehead gang. it's harder to notice since his hair over those sections is longer but they seem around the same. but tbh that's a pretty normal hairline for guys in their 20s? it's not great, but they're hardly balding

[Anonymousse]

I think the furry thing is actually a metaphor for his coming out through seemingly throwaway comments.

That's actually the first thing I thought of as well lol

Thirded, thought about that aswell...

(what about Phan tho?)

jaej - I don't find it horrible personally on either of them, and yes it is about the same but at the same time this is one of those things where age comes into play.

[jaej]

jaej - I don't find it horrible personally on either of them, and yes it is about the same but at the same time this is one of those things where age comes into play.

sorry, im kind of lost about what you're saying? i don't get the thing lmao

[Anonymousse]

sorry, im kind of lost about what you're saying? i don't get the thing lmao

Sorry, my explanation skills are terrible today. (or all the time)

I'm saying that because Dan is 4 years younger it is slightly more alarming? that his hairline has receded so noticeably.

The thing is like signing off the post with saying -daddy, and the mug also is relevant because of the constant consumption of coffee by me.

[sunday]

Love love love the vid, it would be so good if they could do stuff like this more often. I don't wanna see structured vids all the time, I want more casual bantz

Also at the end when Louise said they filmed a vid on Dan's channel - she didn't say they filmed a vid on Phil's too? Does that mean we won't get a Phil & Louise collab?

[danphil333]

what the hell was that??
the head massages part was nice,the furry confession and their eye contacts were interesting i really liked those 2 minutes and i would consider it a good video if the rest 11 minutes were not that painful.

Everyone was talking on top of each other. Both dan and phil found it difficult to cut into the conversation many times not just phil. Dan was talking to himself most of the time trying to be funny and making lame jokes. And phil was trying to make it work and give it some "structure" but he was failing miserably. It feels like he didnt want to be there because he knew it was a disaster and after a while he gave up and disappeared
What was that video?????Like dan said in a ls, louise just showed up in their house one day with a camera but didnt want it. It was not just 11 pointless or boring minutes but extremely uncomfortable and awkward. it wasnt ridiculous or silly enough to be funny. And it certainly wasnt anything new/interesting

its weird because i thought that they were real friends and they would have more chemistry. But there was absolutely no connection between the three of them. I was expecting sth more like hazel's tipsy talk but i got sth worse than caspars video.....It was more like strangers collabing for the sake of collabing.
literally "not worth watching"

[grannypants]

oh my GOD the video some thoughts as i watched:
so many brilliant moments, i literally laughed out loud at louise's sex noise and dan's 'you've been going at it for half an hour... in just the right place' omG
'humped from behind' and dan's a furry oh jesus oh jesus who called it they're just playing with us now
i just love them with louise, they have such natural chemistry and you can tell their off-camera conversations aren't much different to what you see in videos
phil looked so uncomfortable when dan was getting his head massaged oh lordy someone gif it and the way his hair stood straight up, go easy on the hairspray hobbit boy
'the butt is a big muscle' i'm done bye adios this is all i wanted from life
i'm so happy right now i need a lie down

[kuensukki]

I'm too swamped with work to go long form with this, so my thoughts jotted down while watching and some timestamps under the spoiler.

0:35 - Dan's little tongue in the teeth thing.
0:57 - Phil you little liar. You don't go into anything without a plan.
2:04 - Phil is so unphased by Dan's fist in his mouth.
3:06 - Somehow this makes me think Phil is not as appreciative as Dan is of the sometimes withering sense of humor their fanbase has.
4:18-4:40 - They totally had a domestic spat over that, didn't they? Those expressions, especially when Dan realizes Phil is about to tell the story.
5:54 - "That was like, he's been going at it for half an hour, just the right place." okay Phil's expression here and the way he's laughing then starts to laugh harder and then it turns to that silent laugh. Ahhh I love Phil so much in this video, is anyone surprised? Come here you precious awkward man-giant and I will pet your cheeks fondly.
6:00 - generic timestamp, but I think the whole traveling/ihop story is when they start to get more comfortable.
6:48 - "I like the word mated." "I'll perform the brooding."
7:09 - Phil with his props. I appreciate that they didn't actually let him redirect for long. The wild inappropriate humor of Dan and Louise cannot be tamed by your plush shibe, Phil, I'm sorry. Give in, it'll hurt less.
8:47 - "It was like hard... thick..." I love that Phil starts snickering first.
9:50 - "Just get naked, gentlemen." I just find Dan's use of gentlemen interesting.
9:56 - Louise kinkshaming. Tsk, tsk.
10:07 - She looks at Phil to confirm whether Dan is a furry or not.
10:30 - Dan's receding hairline. Why does it just make me wanna pinch his cheeks, too?
11:03 - Phil's little giggle and "Oh yeah!" kind of makes me melt.
11:30 - Dan turned everything in this video into a sexual joke/innuendo except the one part where he's actually talking about a girl grabbing and massaging his ass.

Great timestamps! I always noticed that Dan alluded to gentlemen to rub shibs over his naked body. He also was jealous of Louise sucking venom out of Troye He also didn't make any indication of sexual attraction to his female masseuse which was a perfect opportunity for him to. He really seems comfortable with his sexuality and how he wants to portray it and it make me very happy 2016 is the year of bisexual, furry,(choke kink??), daddy kink Dan and I'm loving it!

But for reals, since Dan is (basically) out as bisexual will Phil ever allude to his sexuality? He looked freaked out with Dan when he mentioned the furry thing, he strikes me as someone who likes keeping things private but Dan having none of that now. If they are in a relationship I feel like now is the time Dan will want to allude to us in any way possible. If he is really taking the step to mentioning male attraction in every video what's stopping him from talking about his partner as well.... (whoever that may be )

[jaej]

sorry, im kind of lost about what you're saying? i don't get the thing lmao

Sorry, my explanation skills are terrible today. (or all the time)

I'm saying that because Dan is 4 years younger it is slightly more alarming? that his hairline has receded so noticeably.

that made more sense, sorry
my main point is just that phils hair hides it a lot more. there isn't much to compare it to, because he hardly ever has his hair back fully (not just pushing his fringe back a little bit) whereas dans done it a few times and has always said he has a massive forehead (but again, a lot of the comparison pics of his hair being back 4 years ago just have his fringe pushed back, you can't see his full hairline)
it's hard to make any kind of real age comparison because there aren't many pictures of his hairline from 5 years ago, but since they both seem totally normal for guys their ages its not that alarming either way

what the hell was that??
the head massages part was nice,the furry confession and their eye contacts were interesting i really liked those 2 minutes and i would consider it a good video if the rest 11 minutes were not that painful.

Everyone was talking on top of each other. Both dan and phil found it difficult to cut into the conversation many times not just phil. Dan was talking to himself most of the time trying to be funny and making lame jokes. And phil was trying to make it work and give it some "structure" but he was failing miserably. It feels like he didnt want to be there because he knew it was a disaster and after a while he gave up and disappeared
What was that video?????Like dan said in a ls, louise just showed up in their house one day with a camera. It was not just 11 pointless or boring minutes but extremely uncomfortable and awkward. it wasnt ridiculous or silly enough to be funny. And it certainly wasnt anything new/interesting

its weird because i thought that they were real friends and they would have more chemistry. But there was absolutely no connection between the three of them. I was expecting sth more like hazel's tipsy talk but i got sth worse than caspars video.....It was more like strangers collabing for the sake of collabing.
literally "not worth watching"

[DryCereal]

@IckleMissMayhem Thanks, from behind explains the faux shocked expression xd
I never realized that trying to pull out spines and splinters with your teeth is such a man-style first aid thing. It's such a daft thing to do now i think about it. "Argh, must kill stupid spine hurting me. I'll eat it hargghh"

RIP IT OUT WIF MA TEEFS. GRRRRRRARGH!!!
It was the way he tried to guilt trip her at first, even though he clearly didn't even notice there were any spines in his finger at first, until he touched the chair or whatever, then Louise being all "Don't you DARE, let me!" - It just tickled me. probably because I've been in her shoes one too many times. ...mothering/first aiding silly manshapes, not ramming fingers onto spiky things. Honest.

I think it'll be a 3-way collab on Dan's channel. I doubt they'd exclude Phil when he was on Louises vid, surely? #phandivorce - viva #danise

Also: add me to the list of "not freaking out about 'receding' hairlines" - mainly because I've yet to see a comparison where you can see their hairline from the past.

[akui]

Honestly after Dan came out as a furry, I actually was in a moral dilemma about should Dan get a dog or not, then I went to google "should furry get a dog" just wanted to hear some opinions of the furry community. Sadly google failed me. So I'm still not sure whether he should get a dog or not.

I too feel this video was bit awkward with Dan being probably high on sugar and Phil kept looking at the monitor and playing with the dog. But to be honest it's probably better because train wreck! We all love train wreck. It's the right a mount of awkwardness to make people feel hilarious instead of uncomfortable.

I absolutely adore Louise, god bless her!

[SquishPhan]

Also at the end when Louise said they filmed a vid on Dan's channel - she didn't say they filmed a vid on Phil's too? Does that mean we won't get a Phil & Louise collab?

I think she got cut off there, because she was going to say more about the Dan collab and what they did on his channel but that abruptly ended in the middle of a sentence. I'm pretty sure she would have mentioned Phil and her collab next. Phil did say they filmed one, so I wouldn't worry about it.

[felucca]

Thank you Louise.

See this is what 2016 Dan and Phil needed. Less formula.

During the mating conversation, what's Dan saying here?
He'll perform the what?

Very unsorted thought process, don't have time to formulate it properly so I'll hide it under a spoiler bc I'm ashamed:

Projecting massively here as someone who's from a family of talkers, who have no problem ~taking their place~ in conversations with friends in much the same way Dan does (talking loudly, interrupting each other back and forth, oops rude if it's with the wrong people). I sometimes run into people who work the exact other way around, only talking when they're properly ~invited~ and basically led by the hand into a conversation (everyone has to stop talking, look at them, wait for them, stay quiet while they talk or they'll lose momentum...) Phil sometimes reminds me of someone who's closer to that end of the scale. Sometimes. Like in this collab or that "Can Phil express an opinion" panel, or just generally when he's sitting around mouth half-open waiting around for an opening instead of just creating one. I'm not saying that's a negative thing in any way mind you, I think it's just a different way of communicating, with just as many potential pros and cons as being a loudmouth, haha. This paragraph has no point, I'll just end it here.

More importantly: Come on guys. Dan's already confirmed he's a furry, he's out!



#StopFurryErasure

[corn flakes]

I'm going to repeat what everyone has written: I LOVED IT

Not what I was expecting but I was pleasently surprised, they just were a group of friends that got a little inapropiate...that's what really surprised me even if I loved it.
Also the story about them fishing the cookies from the bin...btw didn't dan or phil said that they filmed 4 videos? did they decided after filming this to film something else? or is my memory simply failing?

Also maybe I don't understand english but when Dan said "Gentleman,I just gonna" I took as a masseur telling him that?

What was Dan mounting when Louise talked about spiders? and Phil when Louise said "don't google it" about the furry?

Also the gluten massage story...

I tried and I can fit my hand in my mounth, and you have to take into account that I can't fully open my mounth because my jaw bones unfortunatly aren't well coordinated I should have a maxillofacial surgery but I'm terrified and it's expensive and time cosuming

[sunday]

Also at the end when Louise said they filmed a vid on Dan's channel - she didn't say they filmed a vid on Phil's too? Does that mean we won't get a Phil & Louise collab?

I think she got cut off there, because she was going to say more about the Dan collab and what they did on his channel but that abruptly ended in the middle of a sentence. I'm pretty sure she would have mentioned Phil and her collab next. Phil did say they filmed one, so I wouldn't worry about it.

True, thanks!

Upon re-watching I also found it funny how after Dan said he was a furry, Louise kind of goes "are you...?" It looks like she can't tell if he's being serious or not, so she then turns to look at Phil, almost like she's checking with Phil to confirm whether or not Dan is in fact a furry bc obvs Phil would know
I'm phan-agnostic but that moment kind of stood out to me

[bluebox-away]

Oh my god I go to the cinema for a few hours, Louise uploads her video and all hell breaks loose! I've caught up 4 pages and watched the NWW video and I have too many emotions to organize my thoughts into something coherent.
So far I'll just say it was amazing but too much talking over each other, off to rewatch it now

[Cora]

Great timestamps! I always noticed that Dan alluded to gentlemen to rub shibs over his naked body. He also was jealous of Louise sucking venom out of Troye He also didn't make any indication of sexual attraction to his female masseuse which was a perfect opportunity for him to. He really seems comfortable with his sexuality and how he wants to portray it and it make me very happy 2016 is the year of bisexual, furry,(choke kink??), daddy kink Dan and I'm loving it!

I believe he didn't mean it as him offering to rub shibs on gentleman. I took it as him impersonating the spa person welcoming him "Get naked, gentlemen"...he and Phil being the gentlemen being spoken to.

[DryCereal]

What was Dan mounting when Louise talked about spiders?
I tried and I can fit my hand in my mounth, and you have to take into account that I can't fully open my mounth because my jaw bones unfortunatly aren't well coordinated I should have a maxillofacial surgery but I'm terrified and it's expensive and time cosuming

"I'm never going to Louise's house... (n)ever"

Also: yup. It's not difficult. Don't try and wedge your fist in from the off, straighten your fingers, bend your knuckles and it fits easily. Here endeth the rather dodgy sounding lesson.

[SquishPhan]

Thank you Louise.

See this is what 2016 Dan and Phil needed. Less formula.

Very unsorted thought process, don't have time to formulate it properly so sorry if it makes no sense:
Projecting massively here as someone who's from a family of talkers, who have no problem ~taking their place~ in conversations with friends in much the same way Dan does (talking loudly, interrupting each other back and forth, oops rude if it's with the wrong people). I sometimes run into people who work the exact other way around, only talking when they're properly ~invited~ and basically led by the hand into a conversation (everyone has to stop talking, look at them, wait for them, stay quiet while they talk or they'll lose momentum...) Phil sometimes reminds me of someone who's closer to that end of the scale. Sometimes. Like in this collab or that "Can Phil express an opinion" panel, or just generally when he's sitting around mouth half-open waiting around for an opening instead of just creating one. I'm not saying that's a negative thing in any way mind you, I think it's just a different way of communicating, with just as many potential pros and cons as being a loudmouth, haha. This paragraph has no point, I'll just end it here.

More importantly: Come on guys. Dan's already confirmed he's a furry, he's out!



#StopFurryErasure

My family is kind of the same, you either talk loud and trough each other or wait until the pigs fly to have a chance to speak .

Love the video.

[lilMango]

Very unsorted thought process, don't have time to formulate it properly so I'll hide it under a spoiler bc I'm ashamed:

Projecting massively here as someone who's from a family of talkers, who have no problem ~taking their place~ in conversations with friends in much the same way Dan does (talking loudly, interrupting each other back and forth, oops rude if it's with the wrong people). I sometimes run into people who work the exact other way around, only talking when they're properly ~invited~ and basically led by the hand into a conversation (everyone has to stop talking, look at them, wait for them, stay quiet while they talk or they'll lose momentum...) Phil sometimes reminds me of someone who's closer to that end of the scale. Sometimes. Like in this collab or that "Can Phil express an opinion" panel, or just generally when he's sitting around mouth half-open waiting around for an opening instead of just creating one. I'm not saying that's a negative thing in any way mind you, I think it's just a different way of communicating, with just as many potential pros and cons as being a loudmouth, haha. This paragraph has no point, I'll just end it here.

More importantly: Come on guys. Dan's already confirmed he's a furry, he's out!



#StopFurryErasure

Yes yes yes to everything you said. I agree.

Also: is it just me or does Dan sound like he's saying "fairy" instead of "furry?" I would rather see a fairy Dan tbh excuse my american-ness I'll just leave

[grannypants]

I always noticed that Dan alluded to gentlemen to rub shibs over his naked body. He also was jealous of Louise sucking venom out of Troye He also didn't make any indication of sexual attraction to his female masseuse which was a perfect opportunity for him to. He really seems comfortable with his sexuality and how he wants to portray it and it make me very happy 2016 is the year of bisexual, furry,(choke kink??), daddy kink Dan and I'm loving it!

i absolutely could not agree more, it seems that every week dan drops another bi bomshell and what's brilliant is that everyone's just rolling with it and not making it into a big deal, he's probably over the moon you can practically see his feet creeping out of that goddamn 2012 closet with each cleverly worded tweet

[grannypants]

Thank you Louise.

See this is what 2016 Dan and Phil needed. Less formula.

During the mating conversation, what's Dan saying here?
He'll perform the what?

Very unsorted thought process, don't have time to formulate it properly so I'll hide it under a spoiler bc I'm ashamed:

Projecting massively here as someone who's from a family of talkers, who have no problem ~taking their place~ in conversations with friends in much the same way Dan does (talking loudly, interrupting each other back and forth, oops rude if it's with the wrong people). I sometimes run into people who work the exact other way around, only talking when they're properly ~invited~ and basically led by the hand into a conversation (everyone has to stop talking, look at them, wait for them, stay quiet while they talk or they'll lose momentum...) Phil sometimes reminds me of someone who's closer to that end of the scale. Sometimes. Like in this collab or that "Can Phil express an opinion" panel, or just generally when he's sitting around mouth half-open waiting around for an opening instead of just creating one. I'm not saying that's a negative thing in any way mind you, I think it's just a different way of communicating, with just as many potential pros and cons as being a loudmouth, haha. This paragraph has no point, I'll just end it here.

More importantly: Come on guys. Dan's already confirmed he's a furry, he's out!



#StopFurryErasure

holy moly how did you put this together so quickly all hail
ps sorry for the double post

[spaceguitar]

I want to watch it but I'm scared. Can anyone tell me how high the cringe factor is? I love Dan's previous collabs with Louise if that helps