+ 900000akui wrote:Is this real life?
Is this just fantasy?
I have to say i'm confused? I don't know why they do this, i don't know what do they want and what is what anymore? Like last week there's the busgate but this week there's this?
Remember that time Dan did a liveshow while cooking dinner and he had to get Phil because he wasn't able to tell whether the rice was done yet?willowgarden wrote: Also, if you ever had any doubt that Phil is the baker/cook in that house, watch 12:00-12:27. Dan has no clue how to run that cook top. No wonder it took 10 million years to melt the chocolate. Phil knows his best burner. Listen to him, Dan.
eevee wrote:
I don't like Evan either, but I hate Jack (and Dean) far more because they're actually 'friends' with D&P. They don't associate with Evan or with Sammy, but they do (for some unknown reason) like J&D enough to hang out with them sometimes even if it's just with other people or at events. And it pisses me off that they continue to be so nasty because D&P don't meet their standards. Their sketches are basic as hell, predictable and not even that funny but ~superior content~. Maybe they're salty because D&P ending Internet Takeover meant the end of their run at BBCR1 as well because no one wanted to keep them muhahaha.dans left hand wrote:[offtopic][/offtopic]
So sick of Evan and some irrelevant af guy (sammy??) and the other salty af youtubers finding any reason / anything to talk about dan and phil or their fans lol
It feels like being at school with them lot.
Why do they feel the need to tweet anything about dan and phil or any irrelevant conversation?
TBH it does make me kinda mad. I hate Evan more than any of them though.
Welcome! I caught those too. That's the kind of first rate IDB bants we get around here. Classic!starwillow wrote:Phil is indeed the one who does the most of the cocking at the dnp householdIf these were unintentional typos, that is amazing!Dan you shagged yourself an amazing guy
(Hi, btw, I'm new and I'm trash )
Ok, ribena just won't cut it. It's a work night, I'm in the middle of kids coming to my house to trick-or-treat, but watching this video . . . I need !JoeAverage wrote:I am legit without words.
like is this real life? did that really happen??
I'm gonna watch it 20 more times until I'm numb and I can post more calmly about it.
I already put that in the thread title suggestion thread!karma_yeah wrote:Sorry to double post, but submission for next thread name: Dan to Phil: I want your ass!
Not that I'm complaining.
I guess they are just made for each other huh... wonder what they are usually up to on a Saturday night... I mean Dan did say he would show Phil something about sponges right? .. not like I want to know or anything Love this, agree with this.Artdefines06 wrote:I don't think it's fanservice, or an act. They are honestly just that freaking cute. Yes, some of it is branding and things they repeat often, but the looks are real. You can fake that, but its soul sucking and I think they would have quit a long time ago.
I felt vindicated when I heard Dan say that, because I keep my bread in the fridge!Catallena wrote: - 'Take that bread you fucking dick' who keeps bread in the fridge?
It's because I never eat it fast enough, so it gets mouldy if I keep it in the pantry. It doesn't make a difference when eating, because if I want it warm, I just put it in the toaster or under the grill.
, I don't watch that show hence I will never get the reference .Shut up ok not everyone has the time to go to glitter letter generator.com or whatever the fuckeevee wrote:who did it better?lilMango wrote:"I want your ass." - Dan Howell to Phil Lester
edit: EEVEE THE FUCKING GLITTER LETTERS IM DYINH
should've just quoted both these people, more eloquent than what i said.alittledizzy wrote:That video was so fucking good.
It felt so warm and real and wonderful. It felt like they were having fun, like they know they're bad at baking but they don't feel any pressure to really be good and they know the video will be well-received even if they are pretty bad (unlike gaming or main channel ventures) so there's a general sense of looseness and them just being themselves, teasing and flirting and bouncing off each other in the best of ways.
Love this, agree with this.Artdefines06 wrote:I don't think it's fanservice, or an act. They are honestly just that freaking cute. Yes, some of it is branding and things they repeat often, but the looks are real. You can fake that, but its soul sucking and I think they would have quit a long time ago.
eevee wrote:I already put that in the thread title suggestion thread!karma_yeah wrote:Sorry to double post, but submission for next thread name: Dan to Phil: I want your ass!
(high five's you)[applauds]karma_yeah wrote:ps. I understand your angst lilmango, and I won't even say "oh, don't worry, maybe he won't, have hope" yada yada yada. You may be right. The pendulum swings back and forth with them. But don't let that take the beauty of this video away for you. When things go backwards, as they inevitably will, watch this video again and wallow in it. Remember the 'sexually attracted to spiders moment', and remind yourself that no mind, even Phil's, makes a connection like that without context.
oh! do you have a timecode for the sponge?taetaewl wrote:@starwillow welcome!
About Dan wanting to pouring food all over himself... well didn't phil enjoy eating sushi of off someones body? Wasn't that something he was in to?
side note: Did you guys catch the three green hearts on that dish-washing sponge thingy? Do you reckon they crafted it or bought it cuz it was cute?(I mean they literally bought chocolate golf balls..nerds)
Possible? Yes. But I personally don't think he was intoxicated just because he can be that full of energy/all over the place when he's just being his natural self I've seen it in liveshows at times, and particularly in the company of other people. We know he mumbles so that he mis-said a word is not really indicative of anything in my view. But I guess it's all subjective since we won't ever know whether he was tipsy or whatever unless he tells us, so we can only really go on opinon!karma_yeah wrote: Speaking of which, is it possible Dan maybe had a few "spirits" himself? When I watched the second time I noticed when he steps on Phil's foot he says "Sorry about that "make" instead of "mate".
Yes, there was lots of "foodkink" stuff in there if anyone's still keeping a list!taetaewl wrote: About Dan wanting to pouring food all over himself... well didn't phil enjoy eating sushi of off someones body? Wasn't that something he was in to?
The video reminded me of DINOF's "How to Make British Pancakes." It's so over the top but genuine.Artdefines06 wrote:I don't think it's fanservice, or an act. They are honestly just that freaking cute. Yes, some of it is branding and things they repeat often, but the looks are real. You can fake that, but its soul sucking and I think they would have quit a long time ago.
Yeah that about sums it up.kuensukki wrote:Found this disgustingly accurate representation of me rn:
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thank you! that is a very cute sponge. damn them, even their sponges are cute.taetaewl wrote:@mermaid blood around 19:04
"innuenza"starlight-still wrote:So the Deppy Horror Baking Show. What a glorious surprise. They really threw us off with the “maybe Christmas” baking comment in one of their ls (I forget which) and the very vague “oh, we might do something on Halloween.” Then they dropped this beauty. My. Goodness. I was not ready.
I’m just…I’m just gonna do like everyone else and lay out some favorites while I process this:
- Even the beginning is perfect with the lights off and Dan softly counting down.
- Dan: Halloween is supposed to be the occasion of spooking and misery Me: And shamelessly flirting with your bf apparently
- Dan calls what they make the “Phil-ing” then proceeds to moan sexually about it for twenty minutes and then says he had a literal orgasm at the end when he puts it in his mouth. Just let that one sit with you for a moment.
- They made their own little pumpkin spice omg you know Phil makes them lattes with it every day
- What he (Dan) says: Is that why you went to the other side of the house? What he means: Why u leave meh boo?
- “Phil Lester” Dan in stern teacher mode. What exactly went down during that five minute time out?
- Daniel just. Wow. His moans and groans I mean he just went for it. When he said “let’s get cooking” the sheepish downward glance and spider comment was basically Phil-language for “schwing!”
- Phil joking about the Barry fic and Dan’s reaction
- Basically their reactions to each other’s jokes the entire video
- “Anticipation is key” Phil dis you: (really though, check the little grin in the corner)
- Phil: Hard mode, hard mode (moves bowl while Dan tries to put the milk in). Stop being so fucking cute you two.
- Phil tossing things and catching them is one of my favorite things
- Dan (puts up hood): Now I’m horneeee. Everyone watching: No shit Sherlock.
- It takes approximately seven and a half minutes for Phil to catch Dan’s innuenza
- Phil peering at Dan through the phone camera like he’s beholding a precious work of art.
- The whole “rollin rollin rollin”/phat/thicc exchange/
- Dan calling the bread a fucking dick and Phil laughing with abandon
- Them playfully throwing things at each other the whole video.
- Phil being like “I was expecting them to be a bit smoother but…they have heart. We put our heart and soul into them.”
- Phil’s bedroom eyes at 17:38 I hope you’re ready Daniel
- Phil’s little designs were actually quite creative
- Phil den get the quoosh den
- Phil laughing unreservedly at Dan’s orgasm comment
- Dan: I would eat me any day of the week. Phil: Me too, Dan. Me too.
I almost wrote on my Twitter “If they ain’t f*cking tho” because that was my honest immediate reaction after seeing this.
